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Shakira was on MTV the other night, doing her unplugged "live" thing. I was absolutely glued to my TV.
I sat there for a good 20 minutes, then I thought, "Hang on gringolondinense! what the bloody **** are you watching this crap for?". Well, ask a silly question - I kind of already knew why I was watching - she was crowbarred into a pair of leather pants 3 sizes too small, shaking her ass, cavorting up and down and her top kept riding up her toned abs and she had to keep pulling it down.
But when i actually saw (or heard) through my hormone induced state, I thought, "God what a load of crap!". I mean the songs were pure shite and she wasnt singing too well either. I might as well have been listening to a crying baby. Or, even worse, Bon Jovi.
By gringolondinense on Aug 27, 2007, 04:44 in Friendly Talkzone.
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timeforachangeofscenery says on Aug 27, 2007, 05:44: Dude, that's the saddest story I've ever heard.
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 27, 2007, 06:12: The world is filled with spectacularly successful pop and rock acts that can't sing. Goat Girl is no different than Madonna or the Rolling Stones. If you can't sing - your stage show, tight pants, big hair, boobs, nostalgia, and sometimes even your music (sans voice) will get you through. Haha.
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LA_MONA says on Aug 27, 2007, 06:17: I was sure Shakira could sing? Maybe all the jumping around affected her voice? Try singing while writhing around like that..give her a break... Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 27, 2007, 06:24: I like most of Shakira's music but regret buying her last two albums. I think she's a little like Madonna - in a narrow range, her voice is fine - but she pushes it and then sounds terrible. The bleating/Goat Girl thing is not something I thought up, but it's certainly evident in some of her songs.
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LA_MONA says on Aug 27, 2007, 06:28: Well I remember when her album came out, Pies Descalzos, my friends and I thought it was so cool, loved the lyrics and style of her singing as both were original but her style has changed very much since then and she has "sexified" herself, which she does very well but I think I liked the original songs and Shakira better. Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringolondinense says on Aug 27, 2007, 06:34: thats it!! it was a goatish sort of singing. I think coz it was all unplugged, she changed her style to that of a goat. Basically it was just weird..she didnt sing any of her normal stuff.
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timeforachangeofscenery says on Aug 27, 2007, 08:01: Has anybody here ever actually sat down and watched MTV ????
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houstongal says on Aug 27, 2007, 08:51: Shakira has the goat voice and I always thought Stevie Nicks had the sheep voice. Imagine those two together! "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel says on Aug 27, 2007, 09:29: "Shakira has the goat voice and I always thought Stevie Nicks had the sheep voice. Imagine those two together!"
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Robert Jorge says on Aug 27, 2007, 10:32: They belly dance in Lebanon? --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel says on Aug 27, 2007, 10:40: "They belly dance in Lebanon?"
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Miamigo says on Aug 27, 2007, 11:01: I like the DVD that came out back in 2004, Live and off the record, lots of nice eye candy and the music is pretty good. Her band rocks and so does she. She plays the freaking drums, too.
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Robert Jorge says on Aug 27, 2007, 11:09: Yes Miguel, I was. I saw Klinger in M.A.S.H. belly dance on one episode. He was a well known for being Lebanese. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gabolicious says on Aug 27, 2007, 11:11: " I think she's a little like Madonna " .... blame Freddy Demann (sp) formerly Madonna's manager.... Elección no canonización.... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lucas Freley says on Aug 27, 2007, 11:57: gringolindinense, as far a I know, the only MTV unplugged that Shaki did was in August 12, 1999, when she was 22 years old. And there isn't any info about a new second MTV unplugged. Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lucas Freley says on Aug 27, 2007, 12:00: Some picks from the unplugged Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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houstongal says on Aug 27, 2007, 12:36: Lucas - I saw the Police in concert this year in Houston and I thought they were fantastic! Much better than I would've imagined. I've talked to others who have seen them in concert in other locations and they concur. "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lucas Freley says on Aug 27, 2007, 16:10: Houstongal, gracias por tu opinion. Pero la verdad, lo que yo vi dejó mucho que desear. Pero fijate que Stewart Copeland (The Drummer) critica a su propio grupo en su pagina web diciendo que Sting es un petulante que lo unico que hace bien es saltar. Y sobre Summers lo que dijo fue que no sabia adonde habia estado durante el concierto. El propio Copeland tambien se critica diciendo que estaba totalmente fuera de ritmo y de tiempo. Me da rabia ver como destrozan canciones como Regatta de Blanc, Message in a bottle, Sincronicity, Don't stand so close to me. Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Aug 27, 2007, 16:57: from all I have seen (heardddd)... Shakira can be/is.... Ciao! Gustav. Bienvenitos, Ike. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gabolicious says on Aug 27, 2007, 18:58: doesn't matter SHE IS HOT!!!! Elección no canonización.... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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houstongal says on Aug 27, 2007, 20:40: Lucas, to me a band should not be the same as they were 25 years ago. I do not expect their songs to sound exactly the same and I appreciate improvements that they make to their classics. Yes, Message in a Bottle has a very different and slower arrangement than the original. I like them both. Yes, Sting is arrogant, but you know he was much less arrogant that I would've expected (now Darryl Hall from Hall & Oates is really arrogant). He could've taken the stage and turned it into the Sting with members of the Police, but he didn't. IMHO, all 3 shined on stage. Granted, we were about 15 rows up to the right of the stage so we had great seats, which I think helps you connect to the performance more than if you were sitting in the back of the arena. "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Aug 27, 2007, 22:46: yeah, yeah....gabo. and sometimes, SHE'S NOT :( Ciao! Gustav. Bienvenitos, Ike. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringolondinense says on Aug 28, 2007, 01:26: wow I never new she was part Lebanese..nice combination though. I think Salma Hyek is also part Lebanese too!!...YUMMY!
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john_stark says on Aug 28, 2007, 06:30: MTV shows music videos? When did that happen? I haven't seen a music video on MTV in at least 10 years. IMF does show music videos nonstop. They have a program called "Passage to India" that shows music videos from India with some smoking hot babes! Damm, they're bootylicious.
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Miguel says on Aug 28, 2007, 08:59: "MTV shows music videos"...jajaja john_utopia...reminds me of that song "1985"
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Lucas Freley says on Aug 28, 2007, 14:06: Houstongal, me alegro q la hayas pasado bien y hayas disfrutado del show. Para mi Police fue la MEJOR banda Pop de todos los tiempos (tal vez junto a Pink Floyd, y un escalon abajo U2). Yo era chico en los 80's, pero a lo largo de los años vi miles de conciertos, videos, shows (claro por television), y cuando los vi ahora ya viejos...me decepcionaron mucho. Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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houstongal says on Aug 28, 2007, 14:51: Lucas, rather than hijacking this thread I'll send you a PM. "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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