Shakira's new album Fijacion Oral, I'm sorry to say, has jumped the shark. I just listened to most of it, and except for the single with Alejandro Sanchez Pisarro (Sanz), the songs were boring at best.
El Gordo y la Flaca aired a killer spoof video of La Tortura, & the chica sitting in for Lili ( while her uncle was being feted in Hollywood ) thought , if I understood her correctly, that Sanz' new amiga Lena is a better singer than Shaki.
As usual Shakira had quite a mouthful of teeth.
Maybe some of the tracks I haven't heard yet have some redeeming value.
By Cplus2 on Jun 10, 2005, 18:58 in Friendly Talkzone.
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ColombianoX says on Jun 10, 2005, 19:03: Well, I happen to think that 'Fijación Oral' is AWESOME!! I recommend everyone who is reading this right now to get up and go buy it right now (if it's not sold out yet). As usual our talented Shakira has delivered another great album. ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Caballista says on Jun 10, 2005, 21:04: Shakira's work!!! She is a very hard worker and great person. The comments by a Mexican girl, in a Mexican program from a Mexican Channel? Not the best source to judge.
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Miguel says on Jun 11, 2005, 03:26: Shakira On Univision's "Despierta America" 6.10.05 was really, really good, not to mention really, really hot!
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kernow62 says on Jun 11, 2005, 06:12: In total agreement Miguel, I can see her new dance move being copied on dance floors around the world. Yeah baby !!!
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Miguel says on Jun 11, 2005, 06:28: Damn Right Jimbo I alerted Elmo in NYC right before the program started. After she danced, he vowed he was going to put extra miles on his bicicleta so he could do that move. I loved her response, when asked what she missed most about Colombia while she was on the road..."La gente y mojarra frita".
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Mr. Hollywood says on Jun 11, 2005, 09:33: 2 cents Personally, I think Shakira jumped the shark when she recorded that horrid album in English.
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greenday says on Jun 11, 2005, 09:56: Hey cplu2 What's your problem with Shakira??? This is the second post where you've bashed her "prominent teeth"...what's up with that??
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Miguel says on Jun 11, 2005, 10:12: G-day ¡Bien dicho! All of her "assets", musical and physical, seem to be just fine, including her teeth.
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Cplus2 says on Jun 11, 2005, 12:29: Por que todavia no esta aqui? The discussion seems to be more about patriotic feeling, which is fine, than about Shaki's songs. Has anyone else listened to the new album and been charmed by a song other than La Tortura? Un dia de enero, one of the better ones, might just qualify for elevator music. Does any song have the lyrical energy of Estoy aqui?
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greenday says on Jun 11, 2005, 13:53: Cplus2 As muscial artists become more successful and as they grow they have alot more freedom in the type of music they write and perform. No successful artist is going to write or record music just for their fans, they are going to do it for themselves and for art's sake.
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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jun 11, 2005, 14:04: I love La tortura by Shakira, I haven't heard the other ones, but I always like her Music anyway, and I think she is stunning.
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toneloc24 says on Jun 11, 2005, 14:29: La Tortura is a good song. I dig it, both versions. I've heard only a couple other tracks on the album that even warrant mention. The rest are pretty ho-hum, no soul. I expected more the Barranquillera. "PBH is dead!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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treeshark2 says on Jun 11, 2005, 15:32: What do you mean What you mean when you say "has jumped the shark"" ???????????
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Cplus2 says on Jun 11, 2005, 15:48: Jumping the tiburon This is a slang phrase. It means over the hill, past its prime, out of style and originates from an episode of a popular tv series whose decline was dated from an episode where a leading character did jump over a shark. The series never recovered.
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greenday says on Jun 11, 2005, 16:02: I'm glad you clarified the definition because I wasn't exactly sure myself...
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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jun 11, 2005, 16:05: The TV series was "Happy Days" and the character was "Fonzie" (he looked ridiculous on water skis with his chicken legs, swim trunks and a motorcyle jacket)
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treeshark2 says on Jun 11, 2005, 21:53: Gringo Tiburon looking for new esposas Well Cplus2, you just ruined my year and marriage. Now I know those worthless esposas of mine have been making fun of me. I realise that I am over the hill, past my prime, and out of style; but they should not tease me about it.
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bufalo says on Jun 12, 2005, 04:41: I think Shakira jumped the shark a loooong time ago. What is pop music anyway? Not too much about art, just selling to the masses. She moved to Miami, began to sing in English...get the picture? I saw her album cover yesterday here in Barcelona. Supposedly inspired by some mom and her baby. Why not take a picture of a real mother with her baby? Shakira isn´t a mother, nor resembles one. Seems really superficial to me. I forgot where "jump the shark came from". I know it was a TV show where someon jumped a shark or something, but which one? "If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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greenday says on Jun 12, 2005, 05:57: moving to Miami Every successful Colombian artist whether it be Shakira, Carlos Vives, Juanes, Botero has left Colombia after making it big, not for art's sake, but for security reasons. Even the successful Mexican artists do this, ie. Juan Gabriel, Vicente Fernandez, Paulina Rubio et. al...all live in the U.S. Its' not that they want to leave their roots...plus the U.S. is the world center of the music business.
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Cplus2 says on Jun 12, 2005, 07:44: Pau can be confusing Actually Paulina's home base now is Mexico, mainly because her novio is a Mexican designer, although she does have houses in Miami, Los Angeles, and Mexico and used to spend time in Spain where her previous novio lives. Because of her constant touring, it might be true to say that her home is an airplane.
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kernow62 says on Jun 12, 2005, 11:49: Greenday, not all succesful Colombians leave, but you are correct most do for security. Andrea Echeveri still lives in Bogotá I believe, and while she is not as popular worldwide as those you mention she is extremely popular in the Spanish speaking world.
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Miguel says on Jun 12, 2005, 12:00: Oral Fixation 2 Different songs, all in English, comes out in October.
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bufalo says on Jun 12, 2005, 13:51: Actually I heard in one of Echeveri´s interviews that her group is way more famous outside of Colombia. She said something along the line of like "in comarison to other places, we are barely listened to here". "If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Cplus2 says on Jun 12, 2005, 14:46: Aterciopelado y otras Andrea's group Aterciopelado has been well known and liked in many latin countries for quite a few years. Her solo album and career is more recent. I have heard about three songs from her new album, and they have a lot going for them.
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Albatross says on Jun 13, 2005, 02:46: Huh ? Sure, she's cute, and infinitely more interesting than trash like Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson, but to call her a "musical genius" or compare her to the Beatles or U2 is waaay off the mark. “Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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greenday says on Jun 13, 2005, 03:36: Albatross re-read my post again...I never compared her to the Beatles or U2...I said every artist has been criticized for some of the music they put out, and used them as an example.
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kernow62 says on Jun 13, 2005, 04:02: Well said Greenday. If she was not writing her own music, her own lyrics I could see someone perhaps bashing her. However she is a rarity in that she does not only this but choreographs(sp?) her own dance moves, chooses her wardrobe. Plays instruments, sings in multiple languages. Incorporates many music styles....
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kernow62 says on Jun 13, 2005, 04:07: bufalo wrote: Actually I heard in one of Echeveri´s interviews that her group is way more famous outside of Colombia. She said something along the line of like "in comarison to other places, we are barely listened to here".
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greenday says on Jun 13, 2005, 05:37: kernow62 it's very apparent that you know music...thanks for your input...
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Albatross says on Jun 13, 2005, 06:59: Greenday By choosing the Beatles, U2 ect. as examples, you were in fact making an implied comparison. You should at least stand by your own words. And since you asked, I've played both keyboards and drums. I've spent most of my life immersed in music. “Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoX says on Jun 13, 2005, 07:17: "Do you actually think she’s a genius because she picks out her own clothes, speaks some English and plays guitar ?" ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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greenday says on Jun 13, 2005, 07:35: ok Albatross Here's one maybe YOU can relate to...
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Albatross says on Jun 13, 2005, 07:36: Well, you asked... "Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble “Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Jun 13, 2005, 07:46: On a Happier Note Did you guys know that people used to call Colombia's expresident Pastrana "Shakiro"? No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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toneloc24 says on Jun 13, 2005, 09:43: CX C'mon man, you're not serious, are you? "PBH is dead!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Jun 13, 2005, 11:36: So what would you call.. Mozart, Elvis, Freddy Mecury, or Ray Charles? All whom had huge influences on future generations their works lasted beyond their lifetime. SuperGenius. Granted, Sharkira is very talented, Plus she's also still young, she may someday put it into another gear and create some fantastic, life changing work that will rank her with the greats. for now, she' another talented singer/songwriter. This is not a slam on her, after all how many artist cannot get airtime with their works.
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ColombianoX says on Jun 13, 2005, 11:57: "By your definition of "genius," the likes of Boyz II Men, P Diddy, and Christina Aguilera are geniuses. I think most would say, NOT!!!" ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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toneloc24 says on Jun 13, 2005, 12:06: CX You're funny. "PBH is dead!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Jun 13, 2005, 12:31: COLX.. If you define someone as "musical genius" it is her "musical" that is judge NOT anything else. Ray Charles is judged by his work, NOT because he was blinded while composing it, Freddy was judged by his worked NOT because he was dying of AIDS while composing it. Bethoven was practically deaf when he wrote many of his later works(9th symphony IRC & MOre), historian call his a genious SOLELY ON HIS WORK. If his stuff sucks, he wouldn't have been remember as a genius, hardship or handicap don't figure into the "rating".
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kernow62 says on Jun 13, 2005, 12:34: I would hardly call Elvis a musical genius, most of his music was lifted from black artists that did far superior versions of the songs themselves. Big Mama Thornton for example, that's singing with some soul not that watered down crap Elvis played.
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greenday says on Jun 13, 2005, 12:43: I'd love to tell some of you guys to go F#&k yourselves, but I promised kat1 today I'd be sweet and kind on this board from now on...and I'll do anything for her...
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kernow62 says on Jun 13, 2005, 13:39: What's your taste in music pray tell, Tinto?
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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jun 13, 2005, 13:47: John Tesch and Yanni at the Acropolis. And for some really wild musica Latina, Charlie Zaa and Claudia de Colombia.
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kernow62 says on Jun 13, 2005, 16:19: Wow a wild man!!!
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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jun 14, 2005, 07:54: ahh, that is sweet Greenday :-), but you can go ahead :-)
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Albatross says on Jun 14, 2005, 09:01: Yo Adrian... I saw Adrian Belew at Toads Place in New Haven Connecticut in the spring of '92… the guy was absolutely unbelievable. And if Shakira ever rises to the level of King Crimson, Hendrix, Yes, Zeppelin, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Allman Bros, Joni Mitchell, Santana, Traffic, Eurythmics, Jefferson Airplane/Hot Tuna, Concrete Blonde, Dr Dre/Snoop, Little Feat, Grupo Niche, The Police, ELP, Miles Davis, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, The Clash… ect. “Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kernow62 says on Jun 14, 2005, 11:57: I think she has already reached the level of a few on the list.
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Albatross says on Jun 14, 2005, 12:16: Thela Hun Ginjeet Three of a Perfect Pair was the very first CD I ever bought. “Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kernow62 says on Jun 14, 2005, 12:43: Love that album. Lark's Tongue in Aspic was my first KC album.
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kernow62 says on Jun 14, 2005, 12:47: theme song for PBH Elephant Talk
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Cplus2 says on Jun 14, 2005, 17:40: Un titulo alternativo Quizas otro titulo del nuevo album podria ser Fijacion Dental?
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toneloc24 says on Jun 16, 2005, 20:53: Shakira's teeth finally Someone was saying that she had big teeth or something? Actually, she has a very beautiful smile. "PBH is dead!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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greenday says on Jun 17, 2005, 10:58: thanks Toneloc although you disagree...the girl ia a muscial genius...I love her...
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toneloc24 says on Jun 17, 2005, 13:16: Yeah Greenday I admire her work and her beauty. She is a gifted individual who makes good music. "PBH is dead!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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lockheed says on Jun 17, 2005, 13:43: Shakira To me Colombia has nothing to prove in music, Colombia has the talent it is clear, just remember all those groups you fine people just mentioned, and don't forget the DR. Kike Santander. My Colombian other half listened to the new Shakira CD while I was covering my Jukebox routes this monday while I was putting Shakira in my Jukes and she told me La tortura is the only good song. I think Shakira went to deep artisticaly, its like when a paint expert sees a work of art, and you looking at the same paint sees a blotch of running paint.
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lockheed says on Jun 17, 2005, 15:00: Where is the Bahamas home? Anybody knows on wich Island her Bahamas home is located?
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Cerealkiller says on Jun 17, 2005, 15:17: In regards to the Shakira issue...I have never really liked her music except maybe for her earlier songs which are alright...Seems like Tinto and I share a weakness for certain very wild and talented colombian Musicians... Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Jun 17, 2005, 15:24: i like the song, but her dancing leaves.. much to be desired. It's just a bastardize version of the "robot". She danced much better in her past video IMO. Of course people who love SHakira unconiditionally will love whatever she puts out. Yeah, when she said the comment about she gets pleasure from her mouth.. that's to easy to comment on. ;-)!!!
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BxUnika says on Jun 17, 2005, 22:36: Perdoname I love Shakira to death, but I was really disappointed. It seems a lot of the songs are monotonous and nothing too lovely. Por que?
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Cplus2 says on Jun 18, 2005, 09:36: Shaki lives on an estancia in Spain The estate is large and has its own recording studio, where much of her work is done, including collaborations. The stay in the bahamas was temporary. She had bought a house in Miami, where she received a lot of help from the Estefans ( who better? ) in the business side of the recording industry, but put it on the market after the move to Spain , and a rumored finding of the novio in her house with a modelo americano.
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lockheed says on Jun 18, 2005, 17:09: Thanks Thank you Cplus2 for the info I would have gone snorkling all around the Bahamas for nothing.
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Cplus2 says on Jun 18, 2005, 17:56: Watersports Warm water snorkling or diving is always good, it's never for nothing. I'm guessing your earlier reference to DR is the Dominican Republic. All the best Reggaeton music ( a lot from Puerto Rico ) is produced by Luney Tunes in the DR, and the best mixer/producer from there is Noriega. That's why you're always hearing them say Luney Tunes & Noriega on the tracks.
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