Se me aparecio la Virgen

Mononoke28 says on Jul 15, 2008, 13:12:

Uhmmm... either he's an idiot or a very good person.

Diana

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huskie says on Jul 15, 2008, 13:16:

How could you even think he was an idiot? I wish a lot of people are as honest as this person
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 15, 2008, 13:17:

Dude, it all depends on his situation.

Diana

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 15, 2008, 13:34:

It pays to be honest.
Imagine the Korean, posting in PHB: "Colombians are dishonest"!

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webmanco says on Jul 15, 2008, 19:35:

He might earned a good friend

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 15, 2008, 22:24:

He is a good person. It is a relief to hear about people like him. Makes me feel like I am not alone. It wouldn't even occur to me to keep somebody's property without trying to find them to give it back. I just think about how I would feel in their shoes. Plus, being selfish like I am, I hope doing a good deed chalks one up on the positive side against my pages of negative marks.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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Neonovo says on Jul 16, 2008, 03:33:

YA NO SOY VIRGEN
La familia comía tranquilamente, ...
Era una familia normal y respetuosa.....
Cuando de pronto la niña de 10 añitos comenta tristemente:
Les tengo una mala noticia. . ? Ya no soy virgen! Y rompe a llorar notablemente alterada... con sus manos en la cara y cierto halo de vergüenza...
Silencio sepulcral hasta que entre los padres comienzan las recriminaciones mutuas.

El padre arranca...
Vida triplehijueputa!!! (Señalando a su esposa) eso es por ser como es, si ve! por andar de coqueta como puta barata con cualquier guevon que llega a la casa ahí mismo se le moja hasta el ...
Y claroooo ese es el ejemplo que la niña tiene que ver todo el día.

O de usted (señalando a la hija mayor de 25) como anda manoseándose en el sofá y dándose dedo con el cabrón ese del arete que hasta marica será! ahí delante de la niña!, (y la niña estaba con cara de asombro y los ojos desorbitados) Y la familia continua.....

La madre no aguanta mas y recrimina a todo grito, Aaaahhh si??? Y quien es imbecil que se gasta medio sueldo en putas! y se despide de ellas en la puerta de la casa!!! o es que usted cree que la niña y yo somos ciegas, desgraciado!!....
O es que cree que no se le ven las guevas llenas de colorete barato!!, Además que ejemplo puede tener si desde que se compro la televisión por cable, se la pasa viendo porno todo el fin de semana!!!
Ahhh??? Y usted cree que la niña no ve eso acaso???...
(y siguieron los reproches)...
Que si no cuida lo suficiente a la niña! y sus ideas necias de que no se hable abiertamente de sexualidad ya ven!!...
Como es posible que esto nos pase dios mioooo!!!..

Desconsolada y al borde de un colapso, la madre con los ojos notablemente encharcados y con la boca temblorosa toma tiernamente las manos de su hija y en voz baja pregunta:

¿Pero como fue?

Te lo metieron vaginal?, anal? ... te forzaron???
Y entre sollozos la niña contesta:
..... No mami, lo que pasa es que la profesora me saco del pesebre.

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webmanco says on Jul 16, 2008, 05:07:

A celular was given back to me after I lost it in an humedal, I had done the same.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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docwilliam says on Jul 16, 2008, 05:19:

While trying to do the conversion in my head, I accidently paid the man at the phone company twice the amount of the bill. He shook his head and returned the exact change without hesitation. (my phone bill that month was almost 400mil).

"There's no time to panic"

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 16, 2008, 08:35:

I have to be honest. If I'm driving a cab and need in financial need, I'm keeping everything. I'll probably say a few Our Fathers and Hail Maries and I'm done.

Truth be told.

Diana

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huskie says on Jul 16, 2008, 10:48:

Umm, not good
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 16, 2008, 10:55:

A few years ago, I was at Puente Aéreo and I stopped to buy some minutes at a little cell phone shop. I called my wife and let her know that I'd arrived in Bogota. I walked to the taxi stand only to realize I didn't have my wallet. I walked back to the shop and the lady handed me my wallet with nothing missing. Later, I found out that she'd redialed the last number I called(my wife) and told her that I'd left my wallet there. Luckily, the clerk decided to be honest and helpful instead of taking advantage of my brain fart.

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CatGirl says on Jul 16, 2008, 13:04:

I found a whole wallet in the street once. I opened it enough to look for the phone number. The woman called back frantic. She was a local business woman. I thought she would be happy to recover her ID etc... she demanded I check for $, I looked and there was no $ so she instructed me to look in some secret compartment (odd request). I told her I did not rummage through her wallet and had no idea where this secret place was. She gave me instructions and I found all but $10.00 (what is that now? maybe 2 gallons of petrol?). She was very relieved and then became anxious about how she would receive it. A very long story short - she got the wallet back but was very rude. I guess some people take things for granted. But I would do it again if it happened.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jul 16, 2008, 13:12:

Last week I found a 4 gb bright orange flash drive in the grass near my home. I picked it up and thought "Lucky me, I was going to buy one of these over the weekend and now I don't have to." By the time I got in the house my conscience started to kick in. I plugged in the drive, found a folder named "resume" and called the guy. He lived down the street and said he'd be over to pick it up in a minute. He tried to palm me some cash but I declined; what I really wanted was five extra minutes to see if he had some good porn on the drive.

;-)

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docwilliam says on Jul 16, 2008, 13:18:

I was out for my morning walk today and found a 20 cent coin on the ground. I looked at it, saw how shiny it was, then just continued walking. Someone else found it before i circled for the return trip. lol

"There's no time to panic"

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huskie says on Jul 16, 2008, 13:23:

I always pick up pennies when I find them
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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webmanco says on Jul 16, 2008, 13:25:

Everyday someone finds someone else`s lost love, and most of the time would not give it back :-(

well at least to the original "owner" :-) just like money changing hands jeje

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 16, 2008, 13:26:

"what I really wanted was five extra minutes to see if he had some good porn on the drive."

Too funny Tinto!

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