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Colombia: Rebel killed by his security
By VIVIAN SEQUERA, Associated Press Writer 31 minutes ago
A top rebel leader was killed by his own chief of security, who gave Colombian troops the leader's severed hand as proof, the defense minister said Friday. Ivan Rios was the second top rebel killed in a week, a major setback for the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, the country's largest rebel force.
No top Colombian rebel leader had ever been slain until Raul Reyes was killed Saturday in a cross-border raid by Colombian troops into Ecuador that set off an international diplomatic crisis.
"The FARC has suffered a new, major blow," Defense Minister Juan Manuel Santos told reporters, calling Rios' death "yet another demonstration that the FARC is falling apart."
He said troops launched an operation designed to capture Rios on Feb. 17 after receiving tips that he was in a mountainous area straddling the western Colombian provinces of Caldas and Antioquia, and engaged the guerrillas' outer security ring seven times.
Thursday night, he said, a guerrilla known as Rojas came to the troops with Rios' severed right hand, laptop computer and ID, saying he had killed his boss three days earlier.
It was unclear what motivated the killing, but Santos said it was to "relieve the military pressure" because the rebels were "surrounded, without supplies and without communication."
The U.S. State Department has a bounty of $5 million for Rios' capture.
Santos said Colombia waited to make the announcement until it had confirmed Rios' identity, which it did Friday.
He did not say what happened to Rojas, nor whether authorities had recovered the rest of Rios' body. He did not take questions.
Rios, whose real name has been given as Jose Juvenal Velandia and Manuel Jesus Munoz, faced U.S. federal charges of drug smuggling, and was on a U.S. Treasury Department list of terrorists and drug traffickers.
The 46-year-old Rios became known across Colombia as one of the rebels' main negotiators in failed peace talks that ended in 2002. Unlike the FARC's mostly peasant leadership, he was a former university student who engaged journalists and foreign envoys in political and economic discussions.
"He was the youngest member of the secretariat. He was very important to the rebels," said Alfredo Rangel of the Bogota-based think tank Security and Democracy. "This shows the army is capable of taking down the rebels' most important pillars and that any of the leaders can fall at any time."
In a 1999 interview with The Associated Press, Rios said he joined the insurgency as a student in Medellin to avoid being killed by right-wing death squads that had attacked other student activists.
He commanded the FARC's central bloc, which operates throughout Colombia's northwestern coffee region. Security forces say he frequently accompanied the FARC's senior leader, Manuel "Sureshot" Marulanda, in recent years.
By divingdave911 on Mar 7, 2008, 14:40 in Politics & the war.
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lpdiver says on Mar 8, 2008, 02:24: So does a severed hand equate death? Seems there might should be more evidence. "cook some rice!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 8, 2008, 04:16: you're joking right? you think maybe they severed his hand, and he survived, and then they were allowed to just walk away...
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podborski says on Mar 8, 2008, 04:19: anyway, you have to think the remaining 5 guys are thinking twice right about now : )
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divingdave911 says on Mar 8, 2008, 07:13: Hey, I just reported what was printed. Why send a hand to show proof of death? Makes me wish for the good ole days when only a severed head would do :)
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robi666 says on Mar 8, 2008, 07:51: They already found his body. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Mar 8, 2008, 08:14: Let's give him a hand! 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringoloid says on Mar 8, 2008, 08:20: it was his right hand...............Rios wanted to prove he was a consistent left-winger.
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Man Tequila says on Mar 8, 2008, 08:49: When you're no longer the right hand man everyone knows it. Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringoloid says on Mar 8, 2008, 09:01: do they have 'second hand' shops in rebel held territory?
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RAAAY says on Mar 8, 2008, 09:13: ........ .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 09:19: yes, but victory has almost been handed to them. On the other hand, you might be right.
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RAAAY says on Mar 8, 2008, 09:24: ....... .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Man Tequila says on Mar 8, 2008, 09:33: Was it the na'palm that gave the army the upper hand? Or use of palm pilots? Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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robi666 says on Mar 8, 2008, 09:38: ... "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Mar 8, 2008, 10:03: well, now he's free; hands no longer are tied 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 8, 2008, 10:12: I gotta hand it to you guys, you can pun with the best of them
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podborski says on Mar 8, 2008, 10:14: divingdave I was replying to lpdiver (same person?) who questioned whether the severed hand was proof of death.
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divingdave911 says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:02: Different people, but I think we are both divers obviously. FARC has done enough to this beautiful country already. Time for law and order to regain its presence throughout the country and for all Colombians to come together for the common cause - their own well being and that of their country.
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:25: On the one hand, i'm happy Rios is dead, but on the other hand, i'm even happier.
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podborski says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:27: and now let's hand this thread back to the jokers
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podborski says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:28: you guys are coming up with puns hand over fist, very impressive
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:29: what I have to say is.. the more the merrier jijij engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lowell says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:38: Is it that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing or the opposite? Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:38: Pod, you are just handing out compliments left and right, aren't you?
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goin_south says on Mar 8, 2008, 12:59: as for me, I think Colombia was the 'winner' yesterday,....HANDS DOWN. 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 14:26: Is that the Rwanda where the cowardly french evacuated their troops when things got hot and allowed the murder 800,000 innocent people? That Rwanda?
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DodgerDogs says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:05:
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.Martin Luther King: 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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RAAAY says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:21: billyb says on .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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RAAAY says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:23: lol...........I've been scratching at my computer screen trying to get rid of that damn bug........ .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:30: Billy et al, "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:34:
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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RAAAY says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:36: Desi......Yes I must agree............and I was part of making fun of this.........it really is in poor taste..............to say the least.. .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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DodgerDogs says on Mar 8, 2008, 15:39: Bugy, Thanx for the edit, I edited mine also. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.Martin Luther King: 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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robi666 says on Mar 8, 2008, 16:11: ... "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 8, 2008, 16:38: ... "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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robi666 says on Mar 8, 2008, 16:40: Edited my two comments on this thread... "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 8, 2008, 16:46: Well, you failed. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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RAAAY says on Mar 8, 2008, 16:51: Desi..........just so you know.............it was all Robi's fault..............Is there some way he can be prevented from posting here.........please limit his drivel to the Bolovian section. .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Mar 8, 2008, 17:22: I must be terrible and God forgive me, BUT, I laugh so hard I think my neighbors are worried, I was howling, sorry. ( you guys are very creative! and macabre!) I don`t have any respect for a head guerrillero de at #%$&.
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 20:57: I notice that a bunch of you retracted your comments. I stand by everything is say. Do you bleeding hearts think that Rios regreted one single life he exterminated? Or that he felt one ounce of regret for anybody he kidnapped and chained by hte neck to a tree in the jungle? I think a bullet to his forehead was too kind.
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 21:01: RAAYY, Clinton shamed himself and the US when he didn't go into Rwanda and try to save those poor people and that is a black mark on the US forever, but to his credit, he did apologize for that. The euros who had the responsability for that area and put their tails between their legs and ran away, never did.
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DodgerDogs says on Mar 8, 2008, 21:12: billyb, Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.Martin Luther King: 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 21:12: "Billy et al,
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robi666 says on Mar 8, 2008, 21:39: I retracted my comment because Desi was feeling bad for it, not for the soab. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 21:41: DD, i never question your motives, we disagree, but we both know how each other feels about Colombia. Although i appreciate you getting my back, it is not neccesary to do it with buggy, but thanks anyways ;)
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 22:13: eltiempo.com / justicia
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 22:39: Those of you who advocate for the FARC, make excuses for the FARC, or mourn dead terrorists, might not want to read the following.
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billyb says on Mar 8, 2008, 22:53: By DAN KEANE, Associated Press Writer
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 01:54: I enjoy the thought of every FARC leader looking over his shoulder every minute now at his own bodyguards :)
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 01:58: buggy says we might enjoy the deaths of children huh?
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 04:28: I had already stated that I do not mourn their deaths; I just find no pleasure in wallowing in gory details. Death comes to us all; to the good, to the bad and the ugly. I find all this celebrating of death, mutilation in poor taste and below human dignity. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 06:04: making a pun does not equate to 'celebrating death and mutilation' or 'delighting in blood and gory details'
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 06:15: I disagree. There are no absolutes. Good and evil do not exist in their most abstract, pure form, not within the human mind. Even the most evil person has a grain of goodness somewhere, deeply buried within; even the best and noblest person alive is guilty of some evildoing. It's all relative and subjective. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kalder says on Mar 9, 2008, 06:18: I'll agree with pod on this one. "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 06:43: I'm well aware that the whole world does not share my sensitivities about these issues. I have a twisted sense of humour myself, but I'm receptive in front of real-life death and suffering. I can't take these things on a stride, it's against my nature. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 06:45: at least we know why we fundamentally disagree desi.
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divingdave911 says on Mar 9, 2008, 06:58: No doubt that Desi has a soft heart about this issue.
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 10:12: Rios is going to come and haunted you ::: At night he will come and pull your legs while you are sleep , you wait and see... engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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RAAAY says on Mar 9, 2008, 10:19: Perhaps he may pull someone's leg......but surely, pulling " legs" would need two hands........ .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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cali373 says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:07: "Those of you who mourn the deaths of terrorists and mass murderers are the ones with suspect consciences IMO." Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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cali373 says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:13: And then all of us "Good people" wonder why an insurgency exists in Colombia. Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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tomtom33 says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:23: There will always be people in every country that don't like something. Does it become an insurgency when those people start kidnapping and killing?
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Albatross says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:31: ¨There are good and bad people in the world¨ - Podborski “Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:31: No tomtom. It becomes an insurgency when they arm themselves, get into a camo and head for the hills. When they start kidnapping and killing civilians they stop being insurgency and become criminals. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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cali373 says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:36: Don´t like something!!! talk about an understatement. Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Alma del Norte says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:40: at Kalder La vida es una rutina 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 11:45: "In a 1999 interview with The Associated Press, Rios said he joined the insurgency as an economics student in Medellin in the 1980s to avoid being killed by right-wing death squads that had attacked other student activists."
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gringoloid says on Mar 9, 2008, 12:09: alma......you beat me to it..........thanks for the godwins law argument.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 12:10: That's selective reading, pod. It said "student activists", not just students. Might look like a little thingie, but it makes a huge difference. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringoloid says on Mar 9, 2008, 12:18: this youtube video keeps on being taken down..........neocons flag it as 'harmful' and it is removed.
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cali373 says on Mar 9, 2008, 12:50: Sorry podborski Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 9, 2008, 13:26: I see some want to implement a HANDS OFF policy when it comes to making puns about dead terrorists.
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kalder says on Mar 9, 2008, 13:57: The Nazis are the touchstone of evil in the modern consciousness. To decline to make reference to them in the discussion of ethics is just plain silly. Especially when a gurning twat like Godwin says you can't. "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Alma del Norte says on Mar 9, 2008, 13:59: Sorry, not listening, La vida es una rutina 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:11: anyway I mentioned Hitler first, and then albatross, so kalder's in the clear
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:16: desi/cali, whether this student activist was endangered or not is irrelevant. There is no excuse to kill innocent civilians. There is a whole world of other options to take.
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Alma del Norte says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:17: Ok, I'm not listening to you then. Nya nya nya, can't hear you. La vida es una rutina 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:35: Alma, excuse me who are you not listening to? engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:39: I think he means me now kat.
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:40: alma I mentioned mother teresa in the same line with Hitler, so I think they cancel out.
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cali373 says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:43: Suppression of freedom of speech and limiting democracy in a so called democratic nation. yeah that is not a good reason to rationalize an insurgency. But taxation without representation is! Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:47: listen cali you can support the murder of children because someone feels they don't have free speech (yet here you are speaking freely are you not?) and try to say it compares to 1776, but you're wasting your time with me on that.
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tomtom33 says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:50: Cali, what a brilliant analogy. Exactly the same situations.
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Mr. Hollywood says on Mar 9, 2008, 15:02: One of the important lessons I've learned from Colombia is that some people just can't die soon enough.
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 15:06: I'm holding my breath for the next defense of FARC terrorists which of course is the inevitable 'and Bush invaded Iraq....'
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Man Tequila says on Mar 9, 2008, 15:12: I try to stay out of these things. But I'm not sure that FARC is all about the free speech. Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Mar 9, 2008, 15:19: The bombing of Reyes is already paying dividends. Rojas has said that the news of Reyes being killed factored into his decision to plug Rios in the forehead. Also the army intercepted a conversation where a man is telling some people that within the FARC there is a group that is dedicated to killing las cabecillas and collecting the reward money. Now that must surely keep them awake at night.
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divingdave911 says on Mar 9, 2008, 15:35: I think that the risk of being blown to bits or shot in the head will make others think twice of stepping up to the plate to take on leadership positions in FARC.
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billyb says on Mar 9, 2008, 15:38: DivingD, job training, amnesty and counseling (except in certain human rights cases) are included in the program of reinsertion to civilian life that the Uribe admin offers both guerillas and paras who give turn themelves in.
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 16:28: as usual I think man t is right on both counts (staying out of these things and the free speech bit)
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robi666 says on Mar 9, 2008, 18:05: It seems that alias Rojas won't be able to get his money... "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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rocinante says on Mar 9, 2008, 18:08: I ain't read the whole thread just the OP. Yeah a few deaths can take the wind out of any group's sails. Until an agreement is reached the FARC will be around forever until the cause is removed. "World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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pedro says on Mar 9, 2008, 18:08: The reward money is an interesting factor in this story. It seems the bodyguard was mostly interested in receiving a hand out. que nota! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Mar 9, 2008, 18:14: La mod nos va dar un mano a mano, asi que portemonos bien.
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Lisa Zee says on Mar 9, 2008, 18:17: Bill: no mano, no jodas mas que nos van a sacar.
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billyb says on Mar 9, 2008, 19:12: jaja, Don't worry Lisa, we'll just get our hands slapped a little.
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 19:42: jaja I knew you wouldn't let me down
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podborski says on Mar 9, 2008, 19:45: as for the reward money, surely a marxist is not interested in money? Or at least he plans to give it all to poor helpless victims anyway, right?
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poco says on Mar 9, 2008, 19:46: Quote: I think billyb wins the prize for most/best puns, hands down "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Mar 9, 2008, 19:55: "The guy was a guerrilla, yet he was a human being too. I think this making fun of him at death is not only macabre, it's in poor taste." No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Alma del Norte says on Mar 9, 2008, 20:07: "Okay, I just downed 5 brugales and I'm off to Jaraugua." La vida es una rutina 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Mar 9, 2008, 20:08: 1 physically and 1 mentally. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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webmanco says on Mar 9, 2008, 20:12: Ditto Desi. (I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Mar 9, 2008, 20:34: I'm hoping the Colombian government quick figures out a way to justify the paying of rewards "Dead or Alive" for delivery of the bad guys. Because I feel pretty sure that nobody is bringing El Mono out alive.
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robi666 says on Mar 9, 2008, 21:14: Pain will harden your soul, easy money will corrupt and poverty will make you miserable. The story of Colombia. "I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present." 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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poco says on Mar 9, 2008, 21:19: Quote: Quote: I think billyb wins the prize for most/best puns, hands down "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Mar 9, 2008, 22:21: I have to hand it to you billy, congrats for the price.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 9, 2008, 22:24: Thank you all, especially billy and poco, for the consideration so generously shown to my request. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Mar 9, 2008, 22:24: Well that is it you guys, raise your right hand and swear you won`t do it again!
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poco says on Mar 9, 2008, 22:29: Quote: Well that is it you guys, raise your right hand and swear you won`t do it again! "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Mar 10, 2008, 05:05: yeah my hands off to all involved (ok, that was the worst so far, I admit..)
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billyb says on Mar 10, 2008, 06:42: Desi, Ivan Rios was a miserable POS that never felt an ounce of remorse for his victims, I have not a single ounce of sympathy for him and hope he is rotting in hell. I'm sorry you feel so much compassion for such depraved person. I will save my sympathy and respect for his victims instead.
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billyb says on Mar 10, 2008, 06:47: "I'm hoping the Colombian government quick figures out a way to justify the paying of rewards "Dead or Alive" for delivery of the bad guys. Because I feel pretty sure that nobody is bringing El Mono out alive." |