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Reinventing Yourself in Colombia

I like the idea of moving to Colombia and doing what Modefoque plans: to enjoy the chicas, booze and chicharrons until I croak. I can stay in the U.S. Maybe get married and become a fat middle age dad. The idea of having a barbecue and mowing the lawn with other fat middle aged Dads terrifies me. I would rather move to Colombia and get drunk in the street with some viejos all day. There must be something wrong with me :)

By morphus on May 12, 2007, 07:36 in Friendly Talkzone.

Desideria (Moderator) says on May 12, 2007, 07:45:

Yes, I think you're right it's called Peter Pan-syndrome and I believe they treat it with cognitive therapy. Being a grown up is tons of fun!

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 07:51:

Live it Morphus, Live it up, why not? I think there are several of us here with the same plan. That's my plan for sure. Rip it up, baby!!

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morphus says on May 12, 2007, 07:57:

I was also thinking of travelling around Latin America and leaving behind my piss and vomiit until I croak...lol

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gringoloid says on May 12, 2007, 08:07:

Hey Desi...... If the married with kids thing is so great, why the 67% divorce rate in California, and the 85% rate for young marrieds??

I'm doing this in Bogota, without the heavy drinking part, and the only thing I regret is that I didn't start sooner!

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tomtom33 says on May 12, 2007, 08:21:

I gave up booze years ago. My diet can't handle chicharron. I'm already fat and north of middle-aged.

But I'm down for the rest.

I've been a grown-up long enough. Time to regress, further.

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morphus says on May 12, 2007, 08:26:

Tomtom33, you're inspiration too. Maybe its better to cut out the booze and focus on the chicas like you do. How many do you hit a day, like 2 or 3? If I don't drink, I can hit around 5.

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 08:49:

duplicate

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 08:50:

Holy moly, morphus hitting 5 a day, you live up to your name "Morphus", straight from the trilogy. It's more fun with a few drinks though, no? Huge jacuzzi (gigantic), 6 chicas all buzzed, bikini's, music, now that's entertainment.

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lochdhu says on May 12, 2007, 08:59:

I hope to be doing the same thing by years end, at least live down there.

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arthur brode says on May 12, 2007, 09:02:

reality sucks iam usually in bed before 11pm.dont drink/smoke.I eat vegetarian food and maturbate.

~keepin it street in estrato tres....

http://www.calirentals.net/

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elreydelostrolls says on May 12, 2007, 09:17:

Plenty of guys live that kind of life in Colombia. Hell I know young gringos who live that kind of life in the US. Sex, drugs and rock n roll!

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 09:20:

you're not kidding elrey, lots of colombianos living that kind of life. Men own that country, thank god.

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morphus says on May 12, 2007, 09:50:

Hookers are outlawed in the US...lol

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 09:54:

I never understood why you'd have to call a hooker in Colombia. Those women go insane for gringos. Yep, lochdhu i'm with you on that one. Moving there as soon as I can.

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morphus says on May 12, 2007, 10:24:

Maybe, but they get too clingy. Its difficult to juggle more than one girlfriend in Colombia. They always want to know what you're doing and where you are. If they catch you with another girl, its over. It might be better to get some prepagos. In Colombia they call police handcuffs "esposos" just to give you an idea.

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David in Idaho says on May 12, 2007, 10:45:

So it's Colombia then, lochdhu? Or are you still considering Argentina too?

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lochdhu says on May 12, 2007, 11:09:

I'm having a battle with myself over which place to go to. while Argentina has its pros and cons, so does Colombia, and they are neck and neck from my perspective. but I am leaning to colombia now, but that can change at anytime.

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poco says on May 12, 2007, 11:27:

Lack of imagination can stay in the U.S. Maybe get married and become a fat middle age dad. The idea of having a barbecue and mowing the lawn with other fat middle aged Dads terrifies me.

Funny, I've never done this and can't understand why others choose this route. Free country I'd guess.

I also don't know why a large percentage of people sit around the house, bar, club, lake, etc. and "do something" while they drink.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 12, 2007, 11:44:

The more accurate title of this thread should be..... "How To Become a Sexual Legend In Your Own Mind While In Colombia"...OR, "How To Get In A Foreign Country What You Can't In Your Country"...jajajjaa...

Poco..where do you get those hilarious characters???

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 12:15:

Well, that's true Miguel, There are many things you can find in Colombia that you can't find in the US. For sure its a dangerous country, you'll find that. The women are far more down to earth and loving, you'll find that too.

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 12, 2007, 12:20:

mecca, i know California, and especially the Bay Area has more than its share of the, shall we say, non-team players...jajajajaj.....hell, here they teach the little ones how to dig for gold at the elementary school level.....=)

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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nbenjamin says on May 12, 2007, 12:22:

lochdhu ... Argenting v. Colombia I lived in Buenos Aires for three months. It was actually a little cheaper to live rich in Argentina. Girls are so beautiful, life is good food is good etc.

But Colombia - women are hotter, and the people are so much easier to talk to. So when you go out it is just easier to get in the mix in Colombia, make friends in Colombia and have a life in Colombia. Buenos is probably the coldest place as far as people are concerned in South America. I would hit ... Medellin or Cali - beautiful women warm people easy to get in the mix.

If you have any questions hit me up (I have spent about a month in Medellin & a month in Cali and a week in bogota 10 days cartagena - and several months throughout argentina). But Colombia will be a way doper experience trust me.

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poco says on May 12, 2007, 12:22:

A Legend in my own mind How To Get In A Foreign Country What You Can't In Your Country"...jajajjaa...

Poco..where do you get those hilarious characters???

I do a lot of searches and Some sites have "GIF" files used in posts or as part of the site. I download and save to a specific file with a hopefully memorable name. This is 6 plus years of accumulation.

I'm one of those who couldn't get what I wanted in the U.S. Suppose I could but it would have been VERY expensive and required working full time.

As far as I'm concerned spending 6 months in Colombia and 6 months in the U.S. is almost perfect.

If I were Hugh Heffner I'd stay in the U.S. FULL TIME but I lack his resources and connections.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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mecca says on May 12, 2007, 12:32:

Those are some interesting points Miguel, i know all about the gold diggers in the US. True there are there in Colombia also. It's just the training the gold diggers have in the US is to get into your life (not just your pocket book) and they have this amazing sense of self-entitlement. ME ME ME ME ME ME.

In any culture, that drives me crazy. As soon as i see the signs of a self-entitled girl she gets the boot.

Well Poco, good point about The Hef, he's got all the resources and that would be the life for most men (me included). You can have a similar experience in South America with not near the funds.

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lochdhu says on May 12, 2007, 12:50:

I agree chicas may play a part for some in moving to SA, it's not always the case or deciding factor, for some people maybe its a cheaper way of living or enjoying the simpler life, or to get out of the watchful eye of big brother, or for me the abudance of year round vine ripened fresh fruit. which you really can't get in the states here.

Have you seen the piss poor quality and high prices of fresh fruit picked weeks before its half-ass ripe? during my last 3 week trip I lost 13lbs, sure you can get some fresh fruit, but it's only seasonal.

and then you have the friendly character of people in SA, compared to the USA. except where I live, we have great people.

In Addition to the cost savings of possibly living in SA, there is a lot of people and kids in need, as I contribute to many non-profit private ex-pat's organazations in SA, and its a great feeling knowing you are helping starving or abandoned kids, and seeing the smiles on these kids faces.

and don't get me started on health care, anytime I need a perscription filled, I have to make an appt with my doctor 7-14 days in adavance, which costs me 80$ and then have to wait another 30-45 mins to see the doctor, tell him whats wrong, get perscription, go to pharmacy, wait another 20-30mins, and then pay 120-200$ for meds, when I can just walk down the local phamacy in SA, and get what I need for 1/3 of the cost, and no waiting to see a freaking doctor!

there are many reasons that make SA attractive to me. I could go on, but I'll refrain from doing so.

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lochdhu says on May 12, 2007, 12:59:

nbenjamin, I've been to BsAs 3 times, and enjoyed my time there very much, I got nothing but good things to say about bsas, except for the dogshit on the sidewalk.

I've been to Colombia 3 times, Bogota, Cali, and most recently Santa Marta, I prefer the cooler climates of Bogota, but I hear Medellin and its year round spring time weather is great, and I might need to take a trip to Manizales and Medellin and then decide which suits me the best in terms of climate, food, activities, cost of living, home prices, etc etc.

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podborski says on May 12, 2007, 14:05:

Argentina vs Colombia I pretty much agree with the comments above. Buenos Aires is a better city than Bogotá, climate is FAR better, but Colombians are hard to beat, a lot friendlier and more interesting, and I'd even say classier, at least in my experience, although I'll probably take some heat for that.

We're talking generalizations here, of course.

If we could only fill BsAs with Colombianas I'd be in heaven.

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elreydelostrolls says on May 12, 2007, 14:14:

Getting laid is the only reason for a gringo to be in Colombia. Maybe Elmo ought to open a school for wannabe corronchos, show them how they too can live the dream.

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scotty says on May 12, 2007, 14:19:

Desi-alert! alert! alert! Desi its a girly thing! hurry, she's moving and its provacative. where is the delete squad when you need them?

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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podborski says on May 12, 2007, 14:19:

guess I need psychological help too because I would seriously have to kill myself if I lived in the 'burbs in N.A., commuting to work, cutting the grass, raising 3 kids, living paycheck to paycheck.

Doesn't mean that chasing girls is the purpose of life though, it's just a nice way to pass some free time. There are lots of more interesting things to do all day.

But what guy doesn't enjoy having a nice dinner, a few drinks, in the company of beautiful, single, women?

Speaking of which, what the hell am I doing here on PBH? It's Saturday night in BsAs and I have to get rested up for a night of big steaks, bottles of malbec and some great scenery. Chaoito!

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elreydelostrolls says on May 12, 2007, 14:23:

"But what guy doesn't enjoy having a nice dinner, a few drinks, in the company of beautiful, single, women?"

WTF? Romance? Just get them drunk as fast as you can, to hell with the romance. If you want to nail five a day, you've got no time for all this wining and dining. Just down and dirty.

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aztec says on May 12, 2007, 14:31:

elreydelostrolls aka UT... ...been there. I know it is hard to believe but that gets old. I became jaded and began to question where my life was going. Was this all it was?

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CaritadeAngel says on May 12, 2007, 14:41:

Rey/UC/Jhonny because...
Some men actually enjoy the society of women.

I'm begining to think you hate us so much you would rather be with other men, or a donkey.

Tell me, do you feel the need to constantly "prove" your masculinity? ;-)

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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nbenjamin says on May 12, 2007, 14:49:

Buenos v. Colombia "getting laid is the only" Yeah - Podb agree completely. BA is a sick city. But the people in Colombia may be the best in the world. Huge generalization i know but it truly such a warm place.

"The only reasongto go to colombia is to get laid" or (something like that). I disagree, it is abeautiful country with beautiful people. I have travelled extensively - Colombia truly touched my soul. Wonderful wonderful people.

I would go there over argentina,just because you would be more welcomed into society.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 12, 2007, 15:12:

Look Morphys, I will give you a nice advice, next time you are in Colombia, buy a very nice big house, fill it up with nice playboy colombian chicas and you will be the criollo Hugh M. Hefner. :)

engage brain before opening mouth

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tomtom33 says on May 12, 2007, 16:34:

I am happiest with one every other day. But I don't always get my day off.

AB just might be on to something with manuelito. It's a lot less hassle.

So far in MDE I have been able to get some time off. I'm going to try to have a more limited stable here. In CTG they call, come over, and accost me on the street. But I also have a clingy novia here. She knows that I hit the grillas and tries to smother me. The greedy lady wants all the leche.

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calikitty1 says on May 12, 2007, 19:47:

Good God Rubio if you hate everything about Colombia, the government, the president, the fact that people drive cars, the public transportation, the price of food, where people shop and the fact you have to actually pay for internet why, to use your potty mouth, the fuck are you moving here?

For someone who has apparently spent very little time in Colombia you profess to know a lot about my country and you even comment on places you obviously have never been and know nothing about. As one of your presidents said, "You can fool some of the people all the time, all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time.

You did not like Canada, hate the United States, don't like much about Colombia and any politician is, to use your potty month, "is a fucking asshole." Do Colombia and the rest of the world a favor and be miserable on small island-by yourself.

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poco says on May 12, 2007, 20:38:

You only live once because I would seriously have to kill myself if I lived in the 'burbs in N.A., commuting to work, cutting the grass, raising 3 kids, living paycheck to paycheck.

Again, a self inflicted life style, it is understandable to look in the mirror, see who is responsible and when it is now too late, fix the problem.

Amazing what people say. It's almost like they need someone to take care of them because they can't figure out how to do it themselves.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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adrimm says on May 12, 2007, 21:22:

Um Cali Rubz is saying that he LIKES the weather in Bogota.. actually I like it alot too . Not too hot not too cold.

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goin_south says on May 12, 2007, 22:52:

U Go, Girl! Por Calikitty1.

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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billyb says on May 12, 2007, 23:07:

Come on, Rubi does get carried away.... on his hyperbole, but I'm willing to bet that in person he's one of the nicest people you would want to meet.

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goin_south says on May 12, 2007, 23:20:

he reminds me of 'the wayward son'... in that song by Kansas.

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podborski says on May 13, 2007, 05:37:

all the nice things we say about colombians and then someone like calkitty comes along to prove the exception.

I don't mind the weather in Bogotá, it just seems to rain a bit too often for my tastes. Besides I'd rather see the women wear summertime clothes ;)

Cartegena was too hot and humid for me (but I could deal with that for a while).

BsAs gets too hot and humid in summer, but you get months of clear blue skies and nice breezes in spring and fall. Hard to beat.

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morphus says on May 13, 2007, 09:28:

Tomtom33, I don't know how you get away with it. If my girl in Medellin catches me with a grilla, she would kill me. So far I have'nt sampled any of those skanky ho's. One night I stopped in a bar in Centro for a drink. One sat on my lap. She had no panties on under her short skirt. We chatted and then she gave me her phone number. She even gave me her grandparents number in Estadio because I was staying in that area. She had a scumbucket quality about her that kind of turned me on. But I think it would be very low if I cheat on my girl with one of those ho's. I'll only cheat if the girl is a virgin or looks like a model and does'nt do hooker work.

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tomtom33 says on May 13, 2007, 11:30:

I just told her upfront. I also told her that I would be discrete. She had the choice to accept or reject the deal. She's not happy about it, but she accepts it.

When I say grilla, I do not mean street walker, massage worker, or stripper. On occasion I will sample one of them. But I cultivate a list of hot, longer-term stuff.

One girl has a boyfriend who lives in the States. She comes over once every week or two to earn a little extra. We were introduced by a mutual friend and have been seeing each other for over a year.

Another calls about once a month usually near the end of the month. She is a college student. We met over a year ago at a restaurant. The first night we met, she came over to my apartment with some friends of hers. I offered to pay her for sex. She said no.

I have several more regulars. Some I may not see for months. And, of course, I'm always looking to add to my collection. I just love chicas clientes.

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mecca says on May 13, 2007, 11:43:

"One girl has a boyfriend who lives in the States." "She comes over once every week or two to earn a little extra."

Nothing like high moral standards to give gringos a good name throughout the world.

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calikitty1 says on May 13, 2007, 12:47:

Sr. Podborski?????/ You stated, "all the nice things we say about colombians and then someone like calkitty comes along to prove the exception". What are you talking about?

I, personally, never said anything about my country in my post. What was the exception? I stated what someone else was saying about Colombia and other countries.

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tomtom33 says on May 13, 2007, 13:18:

Mecca When you live in Rome...

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podborski says on May 13, 2007, 14:08:

it's pretty simple calkitty Rubito says he likes the weather in bogotá, and your reply to him is:

'Do Colombia and the rest of the world a favor and be miserable on small island-by yourself.'

The only miserable person seems to be you, wouldn't you say?

My point is you are a stark contrast to the many happy, easy going, humourous and likeable colombians I have met.

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elreydelostrolls says on May 13, 2007, 14:14:

"Some men actually enjoy the society of women."

You're right. Gay men.

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podborski says on May 13, 2007, 18:38:

80% of the fun is in the chase the seduction, the not knowing if you are 'winning or losing', the flirting.

The best is flirting by talking in double entendres. Sometimes talking about it is ALMOST as much fun as doing it.

A girl tried to pick me up last night in a bar. She practically begged me to go with her to another bar to meet her girlfriend. I turned her down. She was trying too hard and it was already very late. I regret it now though :(

Trying too hard is not very attractive, even more so when it's the woman doing it.

Reminds me of the movie "The Tao of Steve". It's pretty funny. If I recall, there are 7 rules, and number one is: If you want to sleep with her, you have to NOT want to sleep with her.

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 03:09:

I have to get back to Bogota soon. Who cares about the climate? I know a pair of twins that I have'nt seen in a while. I miss them :)

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 03:12:

They are so sweet and only 20 years old :)

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gringolondinense says on May 14, 2007, 05:15:

wow they are adorable! thats the thing i miss being in london. The women here may look great but they certainly arent sweet and adorable.

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kalder says on May 14, 2007, 05:36:

They look like adorable...

Children.

...I justn't wouldn't feel right having sex them, 20 y.o. or not.

Give me Salma Hayek anyday.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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elreydelostrolls says on May 14, 2007, 05:38:

Do you make a meatball sandwich with them? Damm they look young and stupid. I bet you can convince them to do anything!

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kalder says on May 14, 2007, 05:44:

But after my censorious aside, I must admit that I'd like to spend my days chasing women, boozing and eating El Corral burgers (chicharron's ok, but not a favourite) too.

Desi must be far more evolved than I am because, for the life of me, I've found no fun at all in being a grown up.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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bueno_pues says on May 14, 2007, 05:47:

Pobrecitas.
Pobrecitas.

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 06:22:

the growing up thing is a trap kalder! Those people just want to drag you down into their world! jajaja

Seriously though, what's wrong with having a different lifestyle than having a 9 to 5 job cleaning toilets?

I'd much rather waste my life away seeing new places, experiencing new things, learning, and waiting for a Salma Hayek lookalike to come along.

What's wrong with that?

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elmodefoque says on May 14, 2007, 06:29:

Morph, nice looking broads but I would love to at least 50 more pounds on them. When a chick sits on my face I expect the world to disappear. If I could still see daylight I’m not happy.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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gringolondinense says on May 14, 2007, 06:34:

yummy!

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elmodefoque says on May 14, 2007, 06:38:

damn she looks good and healthy. she could sit on my face anytime and don't even have to shower.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 06:39:

calikitty baby you got your groove on and I don't think speaking the truth is mean. Course what I have seen on this site is the truth is a matter of persopective and Colombia is far too diverse and complicated for anyone to form a hard opinion about. I have learned not to do it and I have been here for many years. Yet what I see on here is people that have a very limited experience in Colombia forming hard and fast opinions and defending them to the death.

Anyway nice to see a Colombian posting. Take care of yourself.

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Cerealkiller says on May 14, 2007, 06:58:

yeah, whats up with some of you guys ogling boyish looking girls? It just sounds a tiny bit sick.
Morphus when are you going to finally post a pic of a pretty girl? I am starting to believe youre into underaged mingers...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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esanch36 says on May 14, 2007, 07:35:

Yeah CK Those twins arent that hot...a little to skinny...maybe they get a couple of points for bein twins but thats if you can get them in the sack at the same time...hahahhaha

esanch36

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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gringolondinense says on May 14, 2007, 07:54:

those girls cant be described as hot. They are cute like babies are cute. I dont think they are boyish though.

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lochdhu says on May 14, 2007, 08:00:

Ice cream... so thats the trick? to use ice cream to lure the women in colombia. you must have a fleet of ice cream trucks?

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 09:01:

so this is the conversation a gringo should expect to have in colombia?:

Gringo in bogota: ¨I don't mind the cloudy weather here, in fact I like it.¨

Colombianakitty: ¨Why don't you fuck off and go live on an island you [DELETED]?!!¨

GIB: ¨but I like it here, I love the people, have a colombian girlfriend, have learned the language and to appreciate the culture, especially the music. I like it so much I want to live here as soon as I can make it work.¨

DonCulo[DELETED]: ¨you have no right to such opinions, you were not born and raised here. Take your stupid ideas and shove them up a culoblanco¨

GIB: ¨Well, once in a while I bitch about things that annoy me, or I express opinions about politics or religion, but that's pretty normal I thought?¨

Donculokitty in unison: ¨NO OPINIONS ALLOWED THAT WE DON'T AGREE WITH AND APPROVE BEFORE YOU UTTER THEM!!¨

gib: ¨Siegheil!¨ (gives proper nazi salute and clicks heels) ¨Boy, these colombians really are nice people.¨

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 09:37:

I guess pod is able to attack people on here when others are not. Interesting. So I am an idiot then? I find that to be a personal attack. If you don't think so moderators then it is because you have your head up your ass.

Oh I see how it works now. You have your pets and villans ay moderators?

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elmodefoque says on May 14, 2007, 09:49:

donCuloBlanco jijijijijijj
man, that is fokin funny!!!!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 09:53:

thanks elmo I thought so too. Glad someone on here has a sense of humor.

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 10:01:

nazis, communists, fascists they all don't like to hear opposing opinions.

Would you feel better if I compared your intolerance to that of a stalinist? How about maoist? I don't think the millions of people that Mao killed included any jews?

I would have thought that being jewish would have meant you would be more tolerant of people and opinions that differ from you and yours, not less.

But then, I also think you're really just UC trolling again.

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 10:05:

Hey [DELETED] I am a JEW! So go talk your trash to somewhere else! I might add that under your own definition of Nazi you fit right in. Talk about intolerance to a different opinion. You are the trophy boy for that.

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 10:10:

"some other retard" jeje! I'm not even going to comment on your choice of words here, jeje!

You know what they say, give a man enough rope and he's sure to hang himself!

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 10:13:

Yea right tell me what you know about being Jewish. That should take about a para second. I also know how absolutely dangerous people like you are when given power. YOU are the one that does not allow a different opinion and you are the one that attacks people with personal insults when you don't like the opinion they have.

Let me tell ya I have experienced enough of that in my life to know a wannabe nazi when I see one. You are not a Nazi you are just an asshole. If you were to be given a lot of power and the ability to trade in that personal attack for a gun and the power to shoot someone down in the street then you could be a nazi.

But you throwing that nazi word around tells me you have NO respect for what they did to my people. It is not to be belittled into a internet cat fight. But then you have no respect for anything do you.

I tell ya it would be nice to meet someone like you here in Colombia. I really really mean that with all my heart.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 14, 2007, 10:39:

CK he hasn't got a picture of a pretty girl jiji:))) they don't go near him...

engage brain before opening mouth

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 10:46:

take a pill DCB You really must be a troll, no normal person would blow a gasket like that over anything I said.

You seem to understand english pretty well, so I'm wondering where the misunderstanding comes from?

I have spoken out against intolerance my entire adult life, especially religious intolerance. Being an atheist I am quite the minority myself. I often even waste time the net debating free speech and individual rights with anonymous lefties.

As a university student at a mainly jewish school I participated in several pro-Israel public demonstrations.

If you knew ANYTHING about my political philosophy (you don't, clearly) you'd know that I believe that governments should have the least amount of power possible, but well short of anarchy.

One of the reasons I so strongly believe in limited government is that history has shown the horrors (like the holocaust) that totalitarian governments resort to, to consolidate their power or to get rid of dissidents.

So I really don't want any power myself, and I sure don't want to shoot anyone, but I have to say, if I was dictator the world would be wonderful, all peace and love and arequipe for everyone.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 14, 2007, 10:58:

rubito, you are allowed one "fuck off" per post for the moment; the rules may change without further notice. "Eat shit and die" is totally in harmony with the topic of the thread of "I don't want to grow up and start caring about anybody else than myself and it's me me me and my lusts and my hedonist and worthless lifestyle I want to live in Colombia or any other third world country where my dollars can buy whatever I want".

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 11:01:

apologies to all! I'll be a good boy and go back to work.

BTW, I don't think DCB is GIB/DG, I'm pretty sure he's UC, FWIW, IMHO.

Actually rubito, I do agree with you (mostly) on the weather. I'm a walking advertisement for sunblock, so I can do without a lot of sun. I just get tired of rain, but clouds are just fine. Not that there are any clouds in colombia, I never said that...

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 11:04:

Yea pod well call me an idiot in person and you will be pulling my shoe out of your butt. You people are totally lost if you think calling someone a nazi and an idiot is nothing. Not to mention the outright attack on the other people in your little message. That whole post should have been deleted as I have read the rules here before posting but I see how it works on here. Favorits all the way. I suppose you and Tinto take warm showers together in the dark. A little hide the soap game... I don't know but looks like true love to me. Please let me know so I can better understand the board. Who I need to allow to make personal attacks on me, etc.

Tinto, I guess you will need to determine who it is you think I am before you can decide whether to allow the personal attacks or not. Good luck with that.

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 11:05:

you've got the 'me me me' part right desi but where you veer off course is the 'hedonism' part, at least speaking for myself.

I'm all for a bit of fun, but hedonism as a philosophy of life is severely lacking, I agree.

Nothing wrong with living my life for me, though.

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 11:11:

we could discuss the mid east for 100 years rubito and I will say, for the first time I started to think maybe the israelis went too far in that invasion of lebanon.

But I really do believe if the USA stopped backing israel, they'd be wiped out in a year.

I admit I stopped paying as much attention to the situation there, because to me it really seems like no one really wants a solution, or maybe there just isn't one.

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 11:13:

I really didn't see a personal attack. I saw her attacking what you have written I didn't read her call you an idiot or a nazi? Maybe I should read it again? No I am not on crack.

Pod so I am debating whether I am a nazi with an athiest. Oh yea I just love the internet!

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 12:16:

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 12:16:

chit Rubio she did not call you a miserable person she said this: "favor and be miserable on small island" A big difference. I get it so you and pod are the same person. I wonder if some of you on here have a name you use just to attack people? Looks like it to me. Kinda your own personal pit bull or whatever?

maybe Tinto and pod are the same person. I am not sure I will have to wait and see.

I might add Rubito If you are trashing Uribe then I fully understand why you got flamed as you put it. I would advise you keep that opinion under your hat while in Colombia. He is very popular here.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:20:

I didn't know a discussion forum could turn into an insult-fest I personally found that what DonCuloBlanco wrote initially about not forming a hard and fast opinion on Colombia in a short amount of time to be a great point.

And then he gets called a nazi by an distasteful person called Podorski, that seems pretty ridiculous, I think that the tolerance level on all sides is nil.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:21:

Get over what Calikitty said Compared to most of what is written here, it is hardly offensive at all.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:23:

and perhaps shes pissed about Uribe that someone is so rude and obnoxious about the Uribe, her president, the man who is currently helping Colombia improve every day and has huge popular support in Colombia. I think it is personally insulting and downright rude, unacceptable to be so insulting on this man that so many people love. Sure you may disagree with him, but insulting him rudely and demeaningly is uncalled for, and if Calikitty is angry about that, good for her, i support her.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:26:

And promoting the manipulation of 14 year olds??? Some sexed up dude who seems to care only about C0lombia when it comes to sex, posts pictures of these girls who look underfed and 15, and then having people cheer him on is in my opinion, barbaric.

First of all, these poor girls probably do not know that their pictures are being plastered on the internet, and if they did somehow fall into the trap of trust set out by Morphus, well, to promote such behaviour is disgraceful.

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goin_south says on May 14, 2007, 12:27:

I should have known elmo was ahead of me with.... ...DonCuloBlanco??? L&LOL!,... I wonder who that could be ;-)
...but then I get to the end of the page
and who should appear???
None other than...escuelaguy!

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:36:

i understand now CaliKitty, if this is the type of response you get from 'rubito', I actually understand where your annoyance comes from.

Sorry that I and most Colombians disagree with you mr. rubito. I do not want to get into an insult fest with you, even though you implied that my level of knowledge on Colombian politics is the level of a grade school kid. I am above that.

I am not turning this into a pro-Uribe forum, but I do take offense to the disgraceful tone in which you express yourself to me in this instance, and I also take offense to you insulting Uribe the way you do, unwarranted and childish in my opinion.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:41:

Positive criticism Difference of opinion is fine, it's how you express it, and when you make childish insults (to me) about someone many people love, someone who many think has done a lot of good, it is insulting to them. I think, having been here a long time, that you may have some problems if you are as aggressive on the internet as you are in person.

By the way, I don't know what's surprising about escuelaguy appearing here at the end, I was interested in getting information before on corruption, now I'm looking for things to do around these parts. I just wanted to give my opinion after a brief read-through.

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 12:42:

Escuelaguy, you don't know what you are talking about. The girls are 20 years old and go to the University. I picked them up after class. They live in a gated community in Bogota, so they are far from poor girls. They are'nt "easy" girls either.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:44:

The point is I respect your political opinion, i see no constructivity however in you calling him a hijueputa and a piece of shit. I think you should be more constructive in addressing what he is doing wrong, and as someone who supports him for the right reasons (despite certain questions) I know for a fact that it such insulting tone is destructive, and if anything, would make people take a negative position to your opinions on him.

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:45:

Well morphus that may be and I hope you have fun with them, but I still think it is wrong to post their pictures.

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tomtom33 says on May 14, 2007, 12:49:

Not easy? Then move along.

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 12:52:

Bla blah blah! You sound like a miserable guy :)

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escuelaguy says on May 14, 2007, 12:56:

i prefer to be considered level-headed amusing, and good-looking.

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 12:59:

re: Pretty Girls CK and Kat1, this is la mas bonita chica in Colombia. Right Tomtom33?

How about the poor man's Jennifer Lopez?

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tomtom33 says on May 14, 2007, 13:12:

Monica was one of my first loves in Colombia. She is hot, but I prefer large naturals.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 14, 2007, 13:20:

The girl in the first picture looks like she's been cut up first and then assembled defectively...the proportions and the angles are all weird. I wonder if her plastic surgeon graduated in some kind of virtual college of medicine.

Cheers,
Desi
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 14:01:

I don't know but if any of these chicks ever find out you posted their pics on here your ass is grass. One will tell the other and the other and you and you hand will be good buddies on your next trip to Colombia.

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 14:12:

LOL...Like the new Pink song, "just you and ur hand tonight"? I don't think I would ever have that problem in Colombia.

DonCuloBlanco? So what are you trying to be? Another guy that thinks he is god's gift to Colombia. Come back to the U.S. and it will be you and your hand forever. At least I can still get laid here. All you have is Colombia...ha!

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tomtom33 says on May 14, 2007, 14:59:

I can handle a little sag until 21. Then I look for the new model.

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Cerealkiller says on May 14, 2007, 15:06:

Morphus, still nothing. You have failed to impress me with your girls and I am sure Kat1 will agree. Is it that we girls are harsher than you guys? I wouldve thought it would be otherwise...afterall, it is you guys who take them to bed.
I just find them either extremely bland (even sickly) or tacky overdone hoochie mamas. You must not be doing something right, I have seen TONS of FAR better looking women in Colombia.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 15:24:

I'm not looking for models. I like thin "girl next door" types that won't charge me. The more anorexic the better. Models looking girls in Colombia cost money. Rich Colombian guys usually get first dibs on the hottest chicks.

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DonCuloBlanco says on May 14, 2007, 15:44:

Morphus I don't know dude, beleive me in this moment your comment is so funny cause dude I got all I need right here in one good woman and she keeps me real real happy. I will leave all that hunting for you. Just be careful they don't all gang up on you at once....These chicas don't let the gringo get away with the dogdom they allow in their Colombians, just to be safe you best hide her cutlery.

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 16:17:

I am the only one who has seen 'Seinfeld?' You know, the most popular american tv show ever? Where the term 'soup nazi' became famous (or infamous) when Jerry (I'm pretty sure he's jewish) referred to the mean soup kitchen guy by that name?

If you have a social life or if you read anything these days you will see references to feminazis, health nazis, food nazis, anti-smoking nazis (I'm one of those, sort of), etc.

Anyway, I never called anyone a nazi, I just implied that believing people are not entitled to have opinions sounds pretty much like something a nazi would be comfortable with.

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love2colombia says on May 14, 2007, 16:38:

My Pretty Paisa ;-)

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podborski says on May 14, 2007, 16:47:

ok, now we're talking! THAT is a woman.

Does SHE have a twin?

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 16:47:

Sorry Sr. Culo, i'm not paranoid like you.

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scotty says on May 14, 2007, 16:50:

hey rubito you can say fuck off, eat shit or just about anything but dont you dare ask a question about an agency on this board especially if the ahency has anything girly on it, you could get deleted.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 16:51:

Pretty Paisa? I see a lot of makeup and glossy photos. She's definately a woman's woman though. Women like that hit on me all the time in Colombia.

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scotty says on May 14, 2007, 16:54:

rubito oops rubito...sorry you cannot say white ass that is racist and may not be allowed let me check with the moderators. ok, it has been approved its ok, again though do not mention anything that could be girly or any questions concerning an agency. so far you are in the clear. continue please.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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tomtom33 says on May 14, 2007, 16:54:

Me too, Morph. But I know that they are going to cost big-time. And sometimes, I pay.

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 17:07:

Who wants a high maintenance chick in Colombia? I'm a nice guy. If I wanted, I can play a role and use them as scum buckets for a week or two but I choose not to.

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goin_south says on May 14, 2007, 17:42:

what a riot! what happened to the Stabin Cabin? I like your girl here, morph.
the rubia,... she's pretty, but looks very gringa from NYC.

Where's ColombiaMikedeValledupar?? Now, that dude's got some great photos of 'Colombianas Lindas from the Heartland'! (Better known as the Border Patrol, lol)

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goin_south says on May 14, 2007, 17:46:

Hey, not to hi-jack the thread, but... is that Exodus from Venezuela still going on? What is the trend with that issue? What's up with that, Mike?

Not to hijack the thread, this post is about RE-INVENTING YOURSELF ON THE BORDER.

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love2colombia says on May 14, 2007, 17:53:

My Ex :P

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 17:55:

Hey Felizfreak, you don't pay attention. I did'nt post the pic of the blonde above.

The stabbin cabin girls know what they are getting into. I don't have to feel guilty.

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love2colombia says on May 14, 2007, 18:01:

Feliz Look Gringa :-S I Don't Think So...

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 14, 2007, 18:09:

EF......The blonde is the actress Danna Garcia.... www.dannagarcia.com

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 18:13:

Nice vid! That woman can have all the rich Colombian guys kissing her feet. She's tall, leggy and has a nalga buena. She does'nt need a gringo unless he's shelling out wads of cash. You'll have to wait until the Colombian guys finish passing her around and she pops out a couple of kids though.

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love2colombia says on May 14, 2007, 20:09:

Real Gringa :-)

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 14, 2007, 20:26:

soon to be Inmate #LA-48229401 jajajaja...and she wants her own cell with cable TV, etc.....jajaja...

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 14, 2007, 21:52:

First, scotty quit whining, you know why your thread was locked, if not scroll down until you find it and re-read tinto´s note on your original post. You sound like broken record.

Morphus, my eyesight is good. The difference is that when the visual impulses hit my optic nerve the information goes further towards my brain to be interpreted there in the first place. Which is not your case, since they skip that obvious recycling station and travel straight downwords to the operational center(s) of your organism.

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 22:45:

Well, you're wrong. The girl in the pic did'nt have plastic surgery. She only recently got breast implants.

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love2colombia says on May 14, 2007, 22:51:

And my beautiful Colombian wife

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 14, 2007, 22:59:

right...and danna garcia was your paisa....keep dreamin... Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on May 14, 2007, 23:01:

Real Gringas Heres Mandy Moore:

Here she is in her prime at 16 years old :)

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goin_south says on May 14, 2007, 23:33:

morphus, you don't read straight; I said: I like your girl here, morph.

the rubia, (of love2colombia or whoever he is pretending to be)... she's pretty, but looks very gringa from NYC.

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goin_south says on May 14, 2007, 23:34:

you need a drink or two, before you start reading.

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love2colombia says on May 15, 2007, 00:01:

This Vulcan is my sexual fantacy T'pol

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goin_south says on May 15, 2007, 00:05:

U R sick. A moment of prayer,..for love2colombia.

And, if that one above is your wife, then we would know U R really, really, sick.

But, I am taking you are trolling instead.

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a f