Rebels desert as Colombia army advances

sloopskipper says on Jul 1, 2008, 18:35:

Yeah, Doc I saw his whining some days ago. Let the foken Momo send his few shitty Russian fighters against the Fourth Fleet. Those dumb fokers can't even keep those Russo tanks running, JAJA!

Junior Mono says he will not renew the lease in Ecuador and Uribe claims they can't make a base there, for some reason, maybe northern Perú.

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Gator says on Jul 1, 2008, 19:42:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said the U.S. Navy's decision to re-establish its Fourth Fleet is "a threat" to Latin America.

Hell, two companies of militia from Iowa armed with corn stalks would be a threat.

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

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LDW says on Jul 4, 2008, 10:49:

Giving Hugo's military modern weapons would be like giving a piano and a sheet of Mozart music to a monkey.

Comic opera.

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eywed says on Jul 4, 2008, 12:22:

Priceless quote LDW.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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