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So there I was, at 6:45 am yesterday morning on a fishing party boat heading to the middle of the Long Island sound. As the breeze gently kissed my face and the sound of seagull fighting for floating piece of chit is heard in the distance, I started pondering a question my therapist had asked during my last session.
Modefouqe, are you racist? which I immediately answer ASBOLUTLY NOT, is impossible to live in a city like NYC and be racist, I’ll be in jail for manslaughter, chit with so many ugly modefoqes from every corner of the globe up in your face.
Anyway, as I sat there looking at the horizon in front and the NYC skyline slowly disappearing from behind, I started thinking about that question and the answer is: .
Yes!! I’m a racist modefoque
How so?
I hate to bring up this overly discussed subject but it proves to me that I’m a racist modefoque.
If those modefoques illegally crossing that border to seek jobs in the USA were blondes from Scandinavia would I care if they disintegrated in the middle of the desert holding on to their children at the same time running from border guards and dodging bullets from MINUTEMEN using them for target practice. Would I be as passionate in defending them, HELL NOOOOOO!!! I could not give a rat’s ass if their pretty blue eyes exploded outta their eye socket from the heat as coyotes tore them to pieces.
I would demand they be jailed and then deported even if their crime was only to work illegally to feed their families.
Now I understand how some here are passionate against looking at these brown people crossing ‘YOUR’ borders. To you guys I apologize, I’m no better than you.
But what I can’ comprehend is some arepa face colombian hating on illegal Mexicans, that chit is just plain ol weird and it don't make no fokin sense! .
By elmodefoque on Aug 31, 2007, 07:04 in Friendly Talkzone.
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:07: before it gets deleted, is this colombian related? i belive so! over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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gabolicious says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:10: "some arepa face colombian hating on illegal Mexican" "The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH |
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gringolondinense says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:17: Yes it is related..coz you tacked on this bit, powwow style
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gringolondinense says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:19: You know what,.,.,I think I know why,.
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LA_MONA says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:20: Much as I love you Elmo, creo que este post es una mierda que deberia ser deleted, como condenar a un racista con lo mismo? Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin |
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:28: Me thinks Elmo is going to print this snippet and put it on his refrigerator:
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LA_MONA says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:29: Yeah Tinto but not the rest of it where I think what he said is pure crap. Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin |
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gabolicious says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:34: todos los extremos son malos... creo, las feministas dicen que los machistas son mierda y sorpresa!!! son igual de radicales que los mismos machistas, por lo tanto son igual de imbéciles.... "The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:35: i requete love you back mona, if you want, i'll fly you to Cartagena and gladly prove it to you. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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gabolicious says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:37: sin embargo... Elmo es Elmo!!!! "The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:38: Elmo I love you too much, just keep up the appointments with the therapist..it's good to explore your negative emotions and what they mean. Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:39: GIB as a friend, can I recommend therapy to you too? ;-)) Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin |
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gabolicious says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:41: ouch Monita.... what's going on? "The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:49: GIB was just joking with you about the childhood memories, I know you can handle yourself Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin |
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gabolicious says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:53: "Gabo- tu terapia es la paisa." ni me la nombres mamacita!!! "The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:55: Is there something Scandinavians are being wrongly persecuted for, so I could defend them with every fiver in my body? Maybe that might help me cure this shameful disease. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 31, 2007, 07:58: Elmo not to worry, the first step to combatting any destructive behaviour/patterns/emotions is to recognize that you have a problem, you are halfway there so no need to worry, take it slow. Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 08:05: hey GIB maybe i was a fokin viking in my previous life. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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tomtom33 says on Aug 31, 2007, 08:16: So, if the illegals looked like Desi and me, you wouldn't give a shit? First I can't get any in NYC because I'm white. Now this.
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gringoloid says on Aug 31, 2007, 08:22: The religion of multiculturalism has some strange beliefs and effects.
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 08:22: gee, who says you don't learn stuff here? that's how they became the best looking broad on earth, it all makes sense now. Thanks GIB over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Aug 31, 2007, 09:07: Elmo, you're a lier about not caring. If there were hordes of blonde blue-eyed babes sneaking across the southern border you'd be all over that place trying to get in their pants.
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 09:17: OK, OK, you guys got me. WRONG EXAMPLE over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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El Polo says on Aug 31, 2007, 09:50: Hey elmo there is a off topic do your thing site where u can post anything you want look at the bottom of the page.
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Mr. Hollywood says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:06: "Ok, what if they were fat, pimple face, dirty greasy hair, cigarette smoking, Budweiser drinking toothless trailer park rednecks crossing that border?"
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elmodefoque says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:12: i like to personally bathe them. I'm sure they are all sweaty and dusty. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Colombiche says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:47: I think you are all missing the fact that Elmo does have a point. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) |
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Colombiche says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:50: It's friday night, I am in London on business and I am stuck in my hotel room supporting a customer and calling into my office..... I have every reason in the world to be grumpy right now :( No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) |
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tomtom33 says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:54: Colombiche, I in no way mean to denigrate your experience, but most kids can't make it through childhood without some bruises. Kids are just mean and know no better. I got to be the new kid twice during my K-12 career. Both times all of my classmates were lily white. That didn't mean shit. I still got nailed, chased, and beat up.
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:57: I suspect for a lot of people, including yours truly, it has nothing to do with skin color or national origin. It has to do with illegality, a drain on U.S. resources and a demand for non-existent rights (some of which we've foolishly already given).
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webmanco says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:57: Good thing is that life goes on, it is up to us to live with the past or be happy with the present. Racims exists even among same race. But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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Colombiche says on Aug 31, 2007, 10:58: yeah Tomtom, the only difference is when I was being beat to a pulp and catching a boot on the head from a 12 year old skinhead girl and her friends I was told they were doing it because I am a "spic". I think "spic" was one of the very first words I learned in english. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) |
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Colombiche says on Aug 31, 2007, 11:04: Never mind these sad topics, let's talk about friendly london boy cops... No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Aug 31, 2007, 12:16: Colombiche. I know exactly what you're saying.
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Mr. Hollywood says on Aug 31, 2007, 13:39: Meaning that Estonians like carne asada and norteño music?
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tomtom33 says on Aug 31, 2007, 13:46: "On a happier note, those beatings left me toothless..... how ya like me now? LOL." You really know how to charm a guy.
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panthdave says on Aug 31, 2007, 14:02: "Don't give a shit what anyone thinks of you and you'll be fine." panthdave Miami |
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Leeroy says on Aug 31, 2007, 16:31: Like most sensitive cultural/political issues, racism is simplified and (ironically) blindly stereotyped. Someone is either racist (bad) or not (good), and most of the time racists are white people discriminating against those of darker skin-tone (just like all sexists are men). So it would seem..."Racism is bad" goes the mantra, so there is no need to discuss it any further.
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morphus says on Aug 31, 2007, 16:48: Tomtom33, Finland has a high standard of living. Supposedly, Scandinavians go to Estonia for the weekend to get drunk and party the same way Americans go to Mexico. Their currencies are stronger than that of Estonia.
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tomtom33 says on Aug 31, 2007, 17:02: They can't afford to get drunk in Norway or Sweden. Alcohol is very highly taxed.
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scotty says on Aug 31, 2007, 19:41: Elmo, next time you visit your therapist you may want to ask for a prescription of Prozax. You seem to be really acting a little strange lately. You seem to have some sort of hang up about races and mexicans,etc. Whats that all about? Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash |
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gringolondinense says on Sep 1, 2007, 08:39: Here in Denmark....go to a pub and a jack daniels and coke will cost you 14 USD. Hahhah! yes, its hard to get drunk, unless you go to a proper locals bar, and drink local beer.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 1, 2007, 10:11: As a blue-eyed, blonde Scandinavian I may have to delete this blatant racist attack directed at my people. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush |
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RussianFred says on Sep 1, 2007, 11:04: I meet two whitish Colombians last week, they had Nazi tatoos. What fools, if they come to the USA they will not be accepted as white. And 95% of them would end up cleaning my house. They may walk with their heads high in Colombia. But when they come to the USA they are all mexicans! Annual Drug Deaths: Tobacco: 395,000, Alcohol: 125,000, 'Legal' Drugs: 38,000, Illegal Drug Overdoses: 5,200, Marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?--Ralph Nader |
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Colombiche says on Sep 1, 2007, 13:21: What are you implying RussianFred, that colombians/latinos are only good for cleaning houses? No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) |
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webmanco says on Sep 1, 2007, 14:33: "if they come to the USA they will not be accepted as white" But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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manINred says on Sep 1, 2007, 15:19: RussianFred, go blow yourself, I have many Mexican friends here in Toronto.
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RussianFred says on Sep 2, 2007, 17:29: I am saying that in America their is no diference between Mexican and Colombian. No english they will be cleaning my house or cutting my grass. Unless they live in Miami. And the Colombian rasist is the biggest joke. He is a minority in America. Annual Drug Deaths: Tobacco: 395,000, Alcohol: 125,000, 'Legal' Drugs: 38,000, Illegal Drug Overdoses: 5,200, Marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?--Ralph Nader |
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Robert Jorge says on Sep 2, 2007, 20:55: manInred, I have encountered lots of racism against Mexicans in Colombia. In my limited experience, I noticed that it was almost normal for Colombians to put down Mexicans. They made fun of the way Mexicans talk, look, act, etc. Of course this didn't stop everybody from enjoying Mexican TV programming and music. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy |
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john_stark says on Sep 2, 2007, 22:18: Colombians hate Mexicans. I guess resentment against the biggest Spanish-speaking nation is natural especially since they dominate the Spanish language media. Still you've got to wonder why they love mariachi bands so much.
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webmanco says on Sep 3, 2007, 05:27: john_stark says But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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kalder says on Sep 3, 2007, 08:42: I know it's a bit late in the day, but I (for one) would be happy to talk about those 'friendly London boy cops'... "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon |
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kalder says on Sep 3, 2007, 09:26: Not that there's anything wrong with college boys per se... "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon |
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junkyak says on Sep 5, 2007, 05:41: Are there alot more Mexicans in NY than before? Havent been back there in 10 yrs.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 05:49: man, do we have mexicans!!! over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 05:52: New York City is the biggest and most outspoken supporter of illegal Mexicans and is the number one SANCTUARY CITY. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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manINred says on Sep 5, 2007, 07:10: Well said elmodefoque, I say the same on behalf of Toronto!!!!!
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Miguel says on Sep 5, 2007, 09:31: I am late on this thread and the mods are late on sending it to cyber hell. What a crock of shit.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 5, 2007, 09:50: Hey! Racism is a wonderful subject; we can’t get enough of it. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Robert Jorge says on Sep 6, 2007, 01:44: We have lots of Mexicans here too. But New Yorkers ain't' welcome. Don't let the sun set on you here in this town if your from NYC. I am being facetious by the way. But, do you get that I am calling out your hypocrisy Elmo? I mean, who do you mean by redneck? Can you describe what you mean by redneck? I just wondered if I am welcome in NYC. I am southern and white, probably have a little bit of a hillbilly accent. Ahhh, it doesn't matter. I can't afford NYC anyway. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 04:38: Robert, what we do with visiting rednecks is politely escort them to Long Island, many Yankee rednecks live there. Just kidding. We love everybody!!!!! over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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morphus says on Sep 6, 2007, 08:44: I met a guy from Tennesse here in New York City. He was complaining that New Yorkers are'nt friendly. I told him New Yorkers are just paranoid. If you try to start a conversation they will be worried that you are a crackhead or possibly going to mug them.
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Mr. Hollywood says on Sep 6, 2007, 10:02: Elmo, I thought you were into bass fishing? Are you a seekrit redneck?
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 10:22: man, i love bass fishing and now i watch all nascar races and i'm dying to screw my cousin so I might just be semi-redneck or a corroncho redneck over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Sep 6, 2007, 10:32: When you score with your cousin we'll know for sure you're one.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 11:08: hey peter, what do i get when i reach 5000 comments? over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 11:09: un culo? jijjijji over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 11:15: i should work for FOX TV, over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 12:11: HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2007, 12:28: 8 more comments and i hit 5000, but i gotta go home and the weather tomorrow is gonna be perfect for fishing and I tend to always wake up sick during beautiful days , so i might not be back until monday, damnnn!! over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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tomtom33 says on Sep 6, 2007, 13:43: I'll pitch in 5k toward a hooker for Elmo to commemorate his 5000th post. A little hard bargaining in south BAQ should get one for 10K. Anyone else?
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Robert Jorge says on Sep 7, 2007, 00:36: Elmo, I will take you up on your offer. We will visit NYC, but you gotta visit us in Villavo too. You show us a good time, we will take care of you in the llano. I am not too worried about Mrs. RJ running off with a Colombiano in Queens. If she wanted a Colombiano, she would have left me long before we were married, and stayed in Villavo. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy |
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