Quotes from the frontline

kalder says on Apr 27, 2007, 02:45:

Some of Rubito's more outré rants lodge in the memory.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Miguel says on Apr 27, 2007, 02:48:

One of my favorites: "Friendly Talkzone my ass!" (Sr. T)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:19:

"she pretends to care about if my football team win or lose
She also lies saying she has had an orgasm when she has not, that is really bad". by pow wow

this was a classic hahha

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elmodefoque says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:27:

mira cordoba, te mande el numero de mi tele, espero tu llamada!!!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:28:

listo barranquilla.


I think Morphus can be the king of funny quotes hahah, pity I can't find one of him that was classic too.

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gringolondinense says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:33:

we should publish all these in a guidebook. We should call it "Elmo's Planet" heheh!!

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elmodefoque says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:40:

eche cordoba, hace ya 5 minutos y no me haz llamao, me estas mamando gallo?
que quieres, que se me rebuelba la mierda?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kalder says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:45:

I recall Kat1 saying: 'Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians' [in preference to sleeping with elmo or morphus or someone].

I was surprised at the time, as I appeared to be the only one who noticed the comment. I was fully expecting her admirers to respond with a chorus of lecherous braying.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:57:

I did Elmo!!! but someone answered the phone and said you were having a colonic irrigation. so you couldn't take the call.



kalder that was at elmo, what a nightmare!!!

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podborski says on Apr 27, 2007, 06:41:

I liked kat's comment about either elmo or UC (or both) who kept following her comments. Sorry I can't recall the exact words, maybe you can kat? Something like:

"why do the creepy guys always sit next to me?"

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elmodefoque says on Apr 27, 2007, 06:59:

nojodaaa cordoba, me tienes aqui como un cipote hijueputa huevon esperando tu llama, aja y que?????

I'll get there, when I get there!

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cayita says on Apr 27, 2007, 11:19:

esanch that is funny if he wrote that. I recall a post from a guy who had a problem in the airport upon arriving. Your Don Gringo pìcked up on it and I followed the post to see where it would go as I thought this DG guy is full of it, what could he do? Before very long DG had sent a photo of the guard in question for a positive ID to the tourist and that guard was IDd by the tourist, all on PBH. I was impressed to say the least and grateful as I work in the tourist industry here. If he has connections that good over the internet I think I would give him the benefit of the doubt in his own neighborhood.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 27, 2007, 12:09:

The Tourist with the Problem in the Airport WAS Don Gringo get it? TouristWithProbleminAirpot=DG.....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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cayita says on Apr 27, 2007, 12:55:

Wow Miguel you are probably the most scinical person I have ever known. Do you have some proof of that Miguel or are you just slandering someone who helped another person based on your own self rightous beliefs? Who are you to pass judgement? Did you even see the post? Two people know the truth and that is the tourist and Don gringo and since you are not the tourist you have no right to slander another individual. In particular one that is not here to defend themselves.

I think unless you have some proof of all these things you claim about another person you should stay quite. One problem with the internet is you can not defend against the self rightous who slander without proof. They are just simply against everything you say whatever you say. Wow, I think that says a lot about your character Miguel and I really feel sorry for you. I really do.

I might also add that since you have such little trust in DG and his posts for no reason what so ever it really makes me wonder just what games you are playing on here?

I might also add that people like you is exactly the reason I don`t post anything.

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billyb says on Apr 27, 2007, 13:17:

Boy, MC, Cayita is really upset... that you slandered DG ;) Do you think that maybe this 3 hour member is the reincarnation of the late, great..... Nah, it couldn't be could it? Then again UC came back as Cochinito.lol I wonder if cayita also has connections in high places.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 27, 2007, 14:41:

My thoughts exactly, Billyb...Cayita=DG Reincarnation #3 Trust in DG, Cayate? i have more trust in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Anna Nicole Smith, and other dead people than i do in the delusional posting of a ParanoidinBogota.....Here is an English tip for you: look up the difference between slander and libel...i think you meant libel, DG...Cynical? not really, as i intitially also blindly believed in DG and actually supported his positions....but after a while, i started noticing things about his posts, certainly delusional things, and how he spoke of himself in the 3rd person, how he always started his posting about just about every topic with something similar had just happened to him recently, how his opinion regarding Colombia was the only valid and correct one because He lived there for X yrs, and no one else could have an opposing opinion..i think the fact that he suffered a ThermoNuclear Meltdown should say something about his mental stability...but, hey, i am no Psychiatrist or Therapist specializing in Mental Health issues....the list goes on and on....He simply has no credibililty, but feel free to post your opinion on the matter all you want, Cayate....Self-righteous beliefs? NO, i just call bullshit for what it is, bullshit. Thanks for your sympathy, but i really dont need it....save it for the rehabilitation efforts in therapy for the dearly departed GIB/DG..i think he needs it more than i do, and your prayers as well...Oh, btw, i am not here to make "virtual internet friends", as i have real live friends, so if you dont send me a Christmas Card this year, i will understand.

PS. Why would you be so fearful of posting here on PBH? Has someone jumped out of your monitor and assaulted you in the past? i bet that has happened to DG several times, recently, and confirmed by his apt building security guard and other REAL Colombians, in his words....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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