Questions about Chicas Aguilas!

elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 07:50:

Sorry to sound negative but, Sorry to sound negative but he’s the honest truth. There’re over 50 million Colombians. The chances of bumping into a Chica Aguila walking down the street is zero. In most cases those chicas are dating very, very wealthy chicos colombianos and the very last thing they wanna do is end up living in England especially if she’s from sunny Barranquilla. Good chance you’ll never see chicas like that in dating sites.
I’m more realistic and only go after chicas gorditas.
good luck anyways!

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SPECTRASORT says on Jun 2, 2006, 07:52:

Answers 1..You can meet these Lovely girls at places like the BAQ carnival.
2..Google Chicas Aguila and the Aguila website will show up , there is a large section on the girls.
3..The chicas are most definately natural , I have met them all and spent seven days with them.
4..You can be a Chicas Aguilla if you meet the requirements , you have to go through a selection process , it is every year.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:05:

Spectra, next time you talk to those girls ask them if they wanna leave their spacious breezy sunny warm apartment in north Barranquilla to live in a tiny cold grey flat in east London. Most of those girls come from middle class and up families.
How can you tell? Perfect teeth and skinny by choice.

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caulfield2 says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:12:

You can meet them or have your picture taken with them, but don't count on more than that.

You're better off trying to put the moves on a dancer from Mango Biche in Pereira, a girl from Mango's, etc. These girls are too high profile...they're not famous as individuals names like many Colombian models that are represented by Stock Agency in Medellin, but they have a better lifestyle (parties, boyfriends, amigos con derechos, vacations, travel) than 98% of the people in the world could probably give them.

The last part, I'm sure was a joke that spectrasport didn't pick up. I am pretty sure there will never be any CHICOS Aguilas.

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gringolondinense says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:13:

thanks guys for answering the questions that matter!! Elmo I wouldnt expect them to want to live in a crap flat in east london!! I wouldnt expect anyone to want to live there for that matter. Hell, I even used to but moved to the south and that aint much better.

So..it looks like I have to get myself a nice place (beachside) in Barranquilla, attend the carnival and then flash my wallet and bleached teeth. Got it.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:18:

i'll be in barranquilla for carnival, be happy to take you where the rich hang out, but i won't be allowed in, you should have no problem.

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gringolondinense says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:25:

Poor Elmo... dont worry I will buy you a saville row dinner jacket so us Chicos can sneek in and mix with the chicas!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:34:

Elmo I didn't ended up in a e Elmo I didn't ended up in a rented flat in London ;) jejeji


I bet zuan knows all of them.
Gringolondinense if you want to be a chico aguila talk to Elmo, he is one of them.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:40:

i'm a chico viejo y mondao

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gringolondinense says on Jun 2, 2006, 08:54:

Of course I would love to be a Chico Aguilas, Kat.

The fake tan is coming out tonight baby! :-)

Now, where did I put my fluorescent yellow spandex shorts..?

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paisa29 says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:16:

Chicos Aguila..... hmmm it sounds as a very good idea.

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paisa29 says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:31:

gringolondinense... send us a picture of yourself to see if you can be un chico aguila.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:38:

what about me? don;t you wanna see if i'm chico aguila material, senior edition.
how do i post a pick in this damn thing? I got one i'm very proud of. i'm with my pants down, chasing a white burrita

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:44:

Elmo maybe you could be a chico Golero ;p

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elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:49:

jijiji, i was called a goller jijiji, i was called a golero some time back. I could be chico butifarra, or chico sopa de guandul, or maybe chico peto

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:53:

jiji, you know Elmo I love peto, but I can't find the proper recipe, the one that is sold in Bogota doesn't taste nothig like it.

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tomtom33 says on Jun 2, 2006, 09:59:

A friend almost married one. I think I'll stay away from rockstar chicas, gracias.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 2, 2006, 10:19:

Kat, me toooo, damn I love peto. I see guys selling peto all over barranquilla but now I’ve gotten so finicky and health conscience, you know bacteria and all that crap, that I don’t buy it anymore, meanwhile I still eat chicarron frito from the worst places in quilla and stick my tongue in women places not designed for such disgusting things.

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oldbongo says on Jun 2, 2006, 10:27:

they can come to the yacht "fiesta" and won't they just make a fine panel of judges
for the many competions to be held on board.

first,..the competition for slickest latino type..
winner is to be official companion for kat1.

second,...fattest ass chick...
winnr is to be official companion for elmo.

third,...most onoxious..
winner gets thrown to the sharks..

should be fun...

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lpdiver says on Jun 2, 2006, 12:47:

the diver swims with the sharks... ain't skeered! So can be obnoxious as wish!

T

"cook some rice!"

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gringolondinense says on Jun 2, 2006, 13:43:

OK paisa29 whats your email address? I will send you a picture of myself, but unfortunately I have not had time to apply my fake tan / lever myself into my spandex catsuit and pump up my muscles at the gym. I wouldnt like to startle you hehehe! What I will send will be a pre-contest photo jajajjj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then you can tell me if I can be a Chico Gringo Aguila!! My dream come true!!!

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paisa29 says on Jun 2, 2006, 14:50:

http://www.frappr.com/pbhandcblog/paisa29

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 2, 2006, 16:52:

Oldgringo, I will be in your boat as a drunker sailor jijij

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aztec says on Jun 3, 2006, 02:36:

Chico Aguilas There are women all over Colombia better looking than the Chico Aguilas and they also would make a "better friend"!

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tomtom33 says on Jun 3, 2006, 06:48:

Thanks, Aztec. But I'll stick with the chicAs.

Although Elmo does have me intrigued by the thought of his burra-chasing photo.

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morphus says on Jun 3, 2006, 19:35:

Chicas Aguilas? Hey, that kind of shallow. You should go after 18 year old chicas like me...lol

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morphus says on Jun 3, 2006, 19:52:

I'll take my sweeties over a I'll take my sweeties over those Aguilas chicas any day.

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 3, 2006, 22:15:

Christ, Morphus, has this chick finished puberty? She looks like she could use a few good meals too. I bet you gave her something to eat.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 3, 2006, 22:16:

If you were in Oldgringo's boat, Kat, you'd make all the seamen very happy.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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webmanco says on Jun 3, 2006, 23:40:

asalta cunas

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 4, 2006, 02:41:

A wave of a fun woohooooooooo lets party

Morphus, that girls is a teenager!!!! :0

go and compare her body with one of the chicas aguilas, she needs to mature more. hell I am starting to worry about you!!!!.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 4, 2006, 10:07:

She is turning her face away because she doesnt know who the.. pervert stalker is with the camera.....hahahaha....feed her will ya??!!!



Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 28 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 4, 2006, 10:11:

I hereby award Morphus with the 1st Annual Trash Talking Award!! Step up and take your trophy, Morphus!!!



Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 26 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 4, 2006, 10:18:

Any nominations for the next recipient?? G5 maybe?...hahahah Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 26 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 4, 2006, 10:21:

F#%k Me! i went to www.tinypics.com instead of www.tinypic.com. to upload the photo....what a difference an "s" makes!! jejejeje...

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 26 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on Jun 4, 2006, 16:59:

Well, she's a fully grown woman of 19 years of age. I'm trying to get her to eat right. She likes eating sweets. I told her to eat more pollo and avocado. She don't listen.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 4, 2006, 17:36:

Morphus, if shes 19 you are a father figure to that child!! and she needs some real food, not the healthy crap you eat! Children have different diet needs than 30-something year old Chesters!!! and she probably has several father figures telling her what to do! including her own father!


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 26 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on Jun 4, 2006, 18:18:

Mario, my girls are all over Mario, my girls are all over 18 years old. I have the documents to prove it. The only thing that is despicable is your relationship with your so called wife. You're paying out of the culo while she lives in Bogota with her real latin lover. She refuses to live with you in the U.S. Your oldest daughter? Haaaaaa, what a joke. She'd sell you to the FARC for a only one peso higher than your Western Union receipts...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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calipro says on Jun 4, 2006, 23:24:

Who could the girl be 14? She already has a beer gut. hehehe!

I posted some photos on www.picturetrail.com. Just type in "calibate" for the members name and click. When it asks for a password type in "caliescali".

Or just go to: http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=calibate&x=12&y=7

click on calenas and type in the password "caliescali".

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calipro says on Jun 5, 2006, 05:07:

Mario Could be baby fat. But I thought the yellow paper wrist band was so she could BELLY up to the bar and you usually have to be 18 to get one of those.

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oldbongo says on Jun 5, 2006, 11:16:

now were talkin obnoxious.. we're in the running for nominees for most obnoxious.

kat, as you are simply divina,....you can wear any hat you want.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2006, 11:22:

I am blushing now Old Gringo, I will wear my special hat just for you ;)

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oldbongo says on Jun 5, 2006, 11:28:

gotta get it while it's hot.. do you know the song?..."you can leave your hat on"

or are you too young?

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lost says on Jun 5, 2006, 11:34:

SPECTRASORT!!!! Please enlighten me about how you managed to spend seven whole days with these amazingly hot mamacitas.
I would give my left nut just to get within 5 meters of them.

Silicon or natural who gives a flying $%!*, shame on you whoever asked master SPECTRASORT that moronic question!

Master SPECTRASORT, please show me the path.




BATANGA RADIO

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2006, 11:50:

I dunno the song, what's the name? I am forever young ;)

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oldbongo says on Jun 5, 2006, 13:30:

the name of the song... "you can leave your hat on"...joe cocker.
the oldgringo thinks you will like it.
and, he feels even younger than you....most of the time.

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 5, 2006, 15:06:

I know a guy named Mr. Happy who's wearing his hat for you too, Kat.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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SPECTRASORT says on Jun 7, 2006, 14:53:

FOA Lost I spent a week vacationing in ISLA PALMA , the Girls were there to make the 2006 Calendario , It was not planned , just very lucky , they appeared to be educated and pleasent.

Yes for the Normal Human Being , marriage to such a girl would indeed prove difficult , they generally marrry the Very Wealthy Colombian men.

If you want to see my pictures I will post them up for you when I get back , I am currently in San Andres having a BLAST.!.

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rocinante says on Jun 7, 2006, 15:55:

in Medallo a good deal For those who think they can predict the age of the subject in that photo, without seeing her face is an ______. I see plenty of thin women (in NYC not Skokie Texas) who look 15 from behind but once you catch a glimpse of their faces they're at least 30.

What's the point of this thread? There are 100 times more Chica Aguila babes here in the US than in CO, although what's so great about plastic chicks?

To all you Aguila chica seekers who are having problems with Gringas, get your desperate Aguila-esque chica with kids now before the economy in CO improves and they all get jobs and find a real man (by their standards of course). I, myself think you're all real great men and would uproot out of my awesome world or you. But I'm a pioneer, adventurer type.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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gringolondinense says on Jun 8, 2006, 04:06:

Do we wanna see your photos spectra? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It will give me something nice to look at here in the office lol

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