Que vas a pedir de Nino Dios? What do you want for Christmas?

platano says on Nov 29, 2005, 14:20:

Platano, what does this have to do with Colombia? Sorry, moderators, I got carried away with the Christmas spirit (llego diciembre!) and after I hit the button I realized this thread violates the rules. Go ahead and zap it.

plátano

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 29, 2005, 14:24:

that ferchy comes and give me a big kiss :)


and a ferrari :(

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Islander says on Nov 29, 2005, 14:27:

Peace!!! Peace for Colombian people,

1- No more FARC, AUC news
2- No more Quiebra patas
3- No more Kidnapping
4- freedom for kidnapped

etc., etc.

a lot of wishes

I Love my country

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MaG says on Nov 29, 2005, 15:35:

:) go to Colombia!!! I wanna go to Colombia for X-mas and new year's eve!!! :) be able to hug and kiss my mom, dad and siblings!!! :) i don't wanna wait six more months to do it!!!

*MaG*

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Rubiazo says on Nov 29, 2005, 16:11:

I want no more Niño Jesús!

:)))))))))))

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maraca says on Nov 29, 2005, 16:48:

a little bit of peace in the heart

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jalf12 says on Nov 29, 2005, 17:20:

:) go to Colombia!!!
My wife and two children are in Bogota until January 24th, I'm in Florida and don't if I'll get down there at all this year. I'll probably be spending Christmas alone with Niño Jesus.

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silviat says on Nov 29, 2005, 17:49:

Warmer clothes Many warmer clothes or a ticket to colombia and an advance of parole so I can use it.

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 29, 2005, 18:46:

OK, Kat. It's the Ferrari or Ferchy but not both and you have to choose. Which is it?

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Monpirri says on Nov 29, 2005, 18:54:

Una novia colombiana Yo quiero que el niño Dios me de una novia colombiana que le encante a Colombia y su cultura. Una novia que tenga el conocimiento y el amor por Colombia como Desideria y Kat1.

The life spam of a taste bud is ten days

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 29, 2005, 19:00:

Tengo algo mejor. Una esposa Colombiana y ella tiene el conocimiento y el amor por su Colombia.

Mario, when you finally file that I-130 and get the Notice of Receipt, you ought to think about going ahead with the K-3. They're getting them done quick these days.

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Monpirri says on Nov 29, 2005, 19:16:

Tambien le pido al niño Dios... Que no existan más guerras entre colombianos, que mejoren las leyes de tráfico para que no ocurran tantos accidentes en las autopista y carreteras, que los colombianos que salgan de colombia se eduquen mejor sobre Colombia para que sean mejores embajadores y eduquen a sus nuevos vecinos, que Colombia no sigan vendiendo las grandes empresas a otros país.

The life spam of a taste bud is ten days

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tomtom33 says on Nov 29, 2005, 20:25:

Quiero A blow-up Kat doll.

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 29, 2005, 20:28:

I think an inflatable Kat doll is available. I have a different one but I'm very happy with mine.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 00:28:

UC you spoil sport, if i am a good girl sure baby jesus will granted my pressie, otherwise i will go to Santa Klaus, Desi lives near him she can have a word with him on my belhaf.:)

Tom are you still in Cartagena? I am off to Colombia next week but can't go to Cartagena :(
btw there is a paper kat doll in my gallery :)

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tomtom33 says on Nov 30, 2005, 05:16:

Kat I'm still in Cartagena. I'm going to the States for Christmas then back here until June. Sorry I'll miss you.

I've seen your gallery doll, thanks. The inflatables are so much more functional.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2005, 05:19:

i wanna hang out with tomtom, he knows how to have fun!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kernow62 says on Nov 30, 2005, 05:29:

I have a bit of a confession, my real name is Ferchy.

I promise Larry will not find out.

Now that I have come clean I have asked Sandy Claws for a 1958 Dodge Power Wagon with late model Cummins turbo diesel with Gale Banks full kit.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 05:29:

Elmo get an inflatable tom doll :)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 05:31:

JAJAJ Kernow, you can't keep a secret don't yah :)

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 30, 2005, 08:13:

Kat, you have to be good not just good at it.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 08:31:

I am good ;) I am good Monseur UC ;)

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ARMacleod says on Nov 30, 2005, 08:37:

Last Christmass I had the choice of choosing between a large thingy and a greatly improved memory, I cannot remember which one I chose.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Miguel says on Nov 30, 2005, 08:55:

Yo quiero "Salud, amor, pesetas, y mujeres con buenas tetas".

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 09:26:

"Ay mijo, mira que bien que me hagas esta preguntita ya que lo he pensado mucho y quiero decir que mis deseos son que el Niño Dios le regale a Colombia y a todo el mundo paz, si mucha paz y tranquilidad, y otros cuatro años con nuestro gran presidente Uribe y ojalá Madre Teresa visite a Colombia para que les traiga salud y prosperidad a todos los chinos de acá ya que sufren mucho por falta de estudio, para mi mamá quiero que el Niño Dios le regale una cirugia del abdomen y para mi papá un nuevo mercedes ya que viejo se lo llevó mi tio y lo vendió para comprar un pasaje a Europa."

Desideria, la quinta princesa.

Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Rubiazo says on Nov 30, 2005, 09:32:

Mother Theresa didn't do SHIT for India what makes you think that kind of thing would help Colombians?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 09:48:

ARM, LOL!
You didn't happen to save the Christams wrapping paper from your present?
Cheers,
Desi

Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2005, 10:14:

I wish my daughter wash the spoon after eating a yoghurt and stop using my clothes, I wish that my son cut his long hair, I wish my husband stop buying so much computer and all those technological stuff I feel like the Jetsons. and peace for all:)

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Sr Tertius says on Nov 30, 2005, 10:16:

Ay, Niño Dios, Esta navidad ayúdanos para que a los colombianos se nos acabe este gustico por la "mano dura": no más FARC S.A., no más AUC Inc., no más Uribe & Cia. Paz. Ah, y lo que Miguel pidió también.

"El que a hierro mata..."

"When the finger points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger" (Chinese proverb)

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Miguel says on Nov 30, 2005, 11:07:

Sr T Brindamos ambas cosas...la paz y las mujeres.

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tomtom33 says on Dec 1, 2005, 03:29:

¿Tetas? Me encantan tambien.

How are the tetas on the Kat doll?

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 1, 2005, 08:36:

Grande y muy dulce, Senor.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Dec 1, 2005, 08:43:

really UC? you too really ne really UC? you two really need a real woman. you both are desperate.
:)
what happened to your paisa doll UC?

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 1, 2005, 08:48:

Son las tetas en mi muneca, S Son las tetas de mi muneca, Senora. Las disfruto mucho.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Dec 1, 2005, 08:50:

I am glad to hear that ;)

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 1, 2005, 08:55:

Ellos dicen "Lo que no puedes poner en tu boca es perdido".

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tomtom33 says on Dec 1, 2005, 11:22:

Realmente mi problema ahora es demasiados tetas. Such is life in Colombia.

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JackElAguevado says on Dec 1, 2005, 11:31:

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Dec 1, 2005, 13:19:

maybe you should both ask baby jesus for real women ;)

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 1, 2005, 14:04:

Well, we would, Kat, but we've been very bad boys. In fact we'll be lucky to get a lump of coal in our stockings.

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