Proof that Jesus Christ was Colombiano!!!!!!

ARMacleod says on May 17, 2005, 09:25:

Jesus. He had better stay wherever he is now.

He was a ‘Capricorn' (Kristofferson) Funky bunch of friends. If he came back again they would hang him up again.(Also Kristofferson)

A sort of latter day Martin Luther King I guess.

James.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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daver says on May 25, 2005, 22:48:

Yes, but was Jesus an hour late for everything without calling?

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Veronica22 says on May 26, 2005, 03:36:

thats not true. u just used dat from Jesus being black, not Colombian. God dat is soooo old!!! it makes more sense if Jesus is black anyhoo.

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we_love_colombia says on May 26, 2005, 03:56:

errrr jesus was arabic.

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Chavo del 8 says on May 26, 2005, 05:56:

I dont find religious

I dont find religious jokes funny. I think this post should be moderated or better removed.

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Colombiche says on May 26, 2005, 06:01:

Chavo If you don't find religious jokes funny, then don't read them. Let other people who find them funny read them and that is it. Stop dictating what people can or cannot read. Freedom of expression, have you heard of that?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Chavo del 8 says on May 26, 2005, 07:04:

ok, then lets ask gom

ok, then lets ask gomezman if he would find religious jokes funny. Maybe we should make some jewish jokes too. As much as I know religious jokes are not well recieved here.

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Colombiche says on May 26, 2005, 07:34:

Hey Chespirito Is Gomezman the moderator? Is he the page owner? Does he call the shots on this blog?

I have seen everything on this page from racial slurs, to vulgar jokes, to generalizations about women and nationalities. If the moderators think that my little joke is out of line, then they can remove it. If they don't then they can leave it. I don't think that because YOU PERSONALLY don't like the joke, it automatically has to get removed.

PS: why do you write yellow letters in a blue background? now I find that visually offensive.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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dwmte says on May 26, 2005, 07:35:

shows how much you know..... Jesus Christ was a Jew. The best Jew ever.

Is that a religious joke? Do you think it's funny?

by the way, why don't you stop screaming on line and post like everyone else. ask my buddy gomesman about that. he's the first person to tell folks to take their computers off upper case.

cry out to moderators when posts are offensive to an individual and women or dating, etc. read the rules.

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Colombiche says on May 26, 2005, 07:49:

Is case relevant? I did not know uppercase is considered offensive, I think we are going way overboard with this.

I did think the joke was very funny when I heard it in Spanish, but it loses a lot in the translation.

Like I said, I have heard talk in this forum about women being this, colombians being that, screwing burros... you name it. When something offends me, I just don't read it.

Like I said, if moderators find it offensive, remove it. It really doesn't affect me whether it stays on or it gets taken off, but it seems to affect you guys quite a bit if this joke stays on. Go ahead, set the precedent for freedom of expression.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Rubiazo says on May 26, 2005, 08:02:

I love religious jokes Keep em coming.
And Christianity Judaism and Islam are all GARBAGE. I don't give a damn who that offends. I'll say it a million times if i have to.

Fundamentalist Christians are the worst of the lot. They are trained to have narrow minds. They don't play nice with other people, like Mr. Blue-on-Yellow. Go start your own GOD DAMNED forum.

I originally heard that same joke with "Jesus was black" instead of Colombian too BTW, but it is kinda freaky how it works with him being Colombian too. (Please all of you fundie dickheads notice I didn't capitalize 'him'. I want you do know I did it on purpose!)

The 'thought his Mom was a virgin' thing was originally part of 'why Jesus WAS actually really Jewish'. Although we know he was a carpenter, so that would seem to indicate that he may very well have been Italian!!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on May 26, 2005, 08:06:

Geppeto?
PS: Aqui estan haciendo una tormenta en un vaso de agua

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Colombiche says on May 26, 2005, 08:10:

I am totally with you Rubiazo But unfortunately, some people think they can go about life imposing their beliefs on others which profoundly saddens me.

I find it very sad indeed that people actually walk around dictating to other people, not only how to behave, but they actually get to the point of telling people how to write, how to express themselves.

It is pathetic.

I have grown fond of this forum, but when I see things like these, I really start to wonder if it is worth it.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on May 26, 2005, 08:10:

Kat1 I am totally with you on that too. Estan haciendo una tormenta no en un vaso de agua sino en una escupa.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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ARMacleod says on May 26, 2005, 09:34:

What nonsense. He was Scottish!

The three wise men were from Glasgow in Strathclyde, they were on their way to a ‘piss up'in Edinburgh when they got lost.

Finding a But an Ben (small shack) just outside aberdeen (they were well lost) they tried to enter through the small door.

Jimmy went first and when he saw the lady beside the cot with a baby, he handed her some Gold (Gold label Whisky)

Tam followed and then gave the lady a pack of Mister (old cigarettes)

Billy followed and as he was a tall lad did not duck low enough, he banged his head on the wooden lintel. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed

Here, here, that's a good name said the lady with the baby. We were going to call him Fred.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Neonovo says on May 26, 2005, 09:42:

Chespirito....the funniest Jesús joke is that... If and when he does come back, he in no way would have anything to do with christians, christianity, or any other religion...

Paz
Neonovo

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dwmte says on May 26, 2005, 10:02:

boy!, neonova..... i, of course, have no corner on knowing what's actually true, but i think you hit the nail on the head.

i read some graffiti once that said, "...the KING is coming, and boy is he pissed."

religions are man made, the truth is of GOD, and the two never seem to coelesce. man thinks....GOD knows. period.

look how simple it is.

dw

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viewpoint says on May 26, 2005, 10:23:

JESUS CHRIST WAS BLACK El Cristo Negro de Portobelo, Panama

The real truth is that Jesus Christ was black. I know because I saw his statue displayed in a church celebrating him in the small town of "Portobelo" on the Atlantic coast of Panama about 20 miles east of Colon. Maybe he was a black Colombiano !!!

http://www.thepanamanews.com/pn/v_09/issue_19/travel_01.html
http://www.yourpanama.com/black-christ.html
http://panamaliving.com/portobello.html

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Rubiazo says on May 26, 2005, 11:25:

Since he was born in a stable, we also have to look seriously at the possibility that he was half burro (I don't know which half)

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Colombia?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!!

(I originally heard that with "Newfoundland" in there instead but I'm making a lame attempt to keep this thing on topic here!)

Come to think of it, i wonder which countries have the highest/lowest % of virgins and the highest/lowest average age at which one loses one's virginity.

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Chavo del 8 says on May 26, 2005, 21:51:

What's the differen

What's the difference between a Jewish girl and a Colombian girl? The Colombian girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!

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Rubiazo says on May 26, 2005, 22:19:

That one was originally 'Catholic girl'

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ARMacleod says on May 26, 2005, 22:47:

He lived in our bathroom in glasgow for a while. When I was a child, I often heard my dad knocking on the bathroom door and exclaiming:

"Jesus H Christ, are you still in there?"

I have to admit though, I never saw him, but I could often tell he had been there, my dad would often say.

"That smell is not mine!" So it must have been Gentle Jesus who had been.

James.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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daver says on May 26, 2005, 22:55:

Rubiazo,

Any recycled Newfy joke is OK with me!

Dave

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