Problems in Colombia with the law.

goin_south says on Mar 1, 2007, 22:31:

I think there is, in fact, written law... that, at the end of the 6 months for the mother, one of the uncles gets to cut your left nut out without anesthesia, and at the end of the third month for the daughter, one of the aunts gets to cut out your right.

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 1, 2007, 22:33:

Damm, I love this site. A post like this makes it all worthwhile. I thought it was only possible in Arkansas to be both an uncle and brother to your combo nephew and brother. Is there a grandmother in the picture too? Go for it, dude!

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oldbongo says on Mar 1, 2007, 22:45:

don't worry luckygringo.... this has happened several times to oldbongo.
......usually with palenqueras.

there are no job or work visa related ramifications.
the only thing you have to be careful of, is,...
any upcoming little sisters, they will want the same treatment, but the law says you have to make them wait.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 1, 2007, 22:48:

Who says Colombianas aren't [deleted]

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Man Tequila says on Mar 1, 2007, 23:18:

Bigamy has not been a crime in Colombia since 2001. But the law might turn a blind eye if your uncle stabs you the next time you feel the four month itch. You might end up with two mothers-in-law, but presumably you find one of them pretty hot, which might soften the blow. Your coal miner's daughter may also end up working "all day long in the field a-hoin' corn".

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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poco says on Mar 2, 2007, 00:10:

No problem This happens to Colombians all the time. A future DNA test should be interesting. Let us know how it comes out ?

Watching the excellent T.V. series (I've seen it twice). Sin Tetas No Paraiso will assure you this happens all the time to Colombians.

The guy didn't get to Catalinas best friend. Claim you were nailing the daughters best friend and you might get bragging rights.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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Chamo says on Mar 2, 2007, 01:39:

You guys are easy to manipulate. This is obviously a joke...

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scotty says on Mar 2, 2007, 02:35:

hey utopiacowboy did you hear this one whats the latest pick up line in Arkansas? Nice Tooth!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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scotty says on Mar 2, 2007, 02:38:

sooo whats the problem, one big happy family. you can all move to Colorado city and become mormons.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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MacGringo says on Mar 2, 2007, 02:39:

Go for the hat-trick like UC said and sleep with the granny aswell....haha

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southern151 says on Mar 2, 2007, 05:33:

Damn! This is better than Jerry Springer! Multiple mother-in-laws. He'll have a kid with one of 'em! Oh, how I love this place! This is almost too good to be true.

Another good Arkansas joke: What is foreplay in Arkansas?...Hey Sis, You awake?

And one more: What is the most common comment that teenage daughters have for their fathers about sex?...Hold on Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 2, 2007, 05:44:

well that what they said... some men think just with their d**k

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southern151 says on Mar 2, 2007, 05:48:

Why can't I find a loving family like that?... "Well, I'm pregnant now. I am damaged goods to you. So, why don't you go sleep with my daughter now. She's in the prime age for sex!"

Nope, I have yet to come across one of these families. With the type that I find, I'd be better off looking for Atlantis!

To the OP, I would guess that you guys didn't have cable TV there? LOL
BTW, I would be a little more worried about the family's law than that of Colombia. I think these guys here may be right about the castration theory. If I were you, I'd be volunteering for it though. Two kids, that close in age...That's gonna leave a mark in the cash flow department!

You HAVE to keep us posted on this! Good stuff!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 2, 2007, 06:16:

I bet the grandmother will come for a piece too ;).

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Gator says on Mar 2, 2007, 06:24:

If You Take El felizafortunado's Advice... "...one of the uncles gets to cut your left nut out without anesthesia, and at the end of the third month for the daughter, one of the aunts gets to cut out your right."

Observation: If someone else becomes pregnant it means they have cut the balls off the wrong guy.

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StateSide says on Mar 2, 2007, 06:39:

Sounds like a prime oportunity for "Texas Rodeo Style" which is my prefered method.

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mrgizmo says on Mar 2, 2007, 09:29:

The legal age in Colombia is 18. Can you spell STATUTORY RAPE? They can actually file charges against you for having relations with a minor. You may have bigger problems than losing a job.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Mar 2, 2007, 10:37:

talking about foreplay...

Foreplay in Finland: Man says to wife/GF/Whatever: "Hon, go to bed and keep yourself busy while I go and take a crap."

Shocked?
Cheers,
Desi

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they are free." —Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

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goin_south says on Mar 2, 2007, 12:02:

well that what they said... some men think just with their d**k NO, KAT.....THE PROBLEM IS THIS: God gave men a penis and a brain, BUT ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME. :o

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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Man Tequila says on Mar 2, 2007, 13:51:

I'm shocked, shocked to find that rambling is going on in here!

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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jay1234 says on Mar 2, 2007, 16:04:

Age of consent According to BBC, age of consent for females is 12? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3699814.stm
That seems low. A google search turns up most sites reporting a standard age of 14. But I have found others saying the same (12 for females)
http://www.lankaweb.com/news/items05/220905-1.html
Any cites to Colombian legislation? Is there an age for burras? Just trying to watch out for elmo...

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southern151 says on Mar 2, 2007, 21:32:

Yeah MT... I think this post is bullshit really but it has made for some funny conversations!

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Robert Jorge says on Mar 3, 2007, 09:51:

Rubito, you beat me to it. I understand it is 14 in Colombia too. My girl's distant cousin just turned 14, and is 4 months knocked up by a 18 or 19 year old kid in the army. The family was shocked when they found out (I was there when they heard the news). When I said in the US, in most states the guy would be arrested, they were even more surprised. They never heard of such a thing. Apparently, the "shocking" thing about the 14 year old being pregnant wasn't the age - just the fact it was family.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Azul says on Mar 3, 2007, 12:54:

Age of Consent table for countries around the World. BTW - it lists Colombia as 14, not 16 as vallenato5 says. Oh, also, it doesn't only take a hard up Gringo to knock up a 14 year old Colombiana. They don't call Colombianos perros for nothing.

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

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Azul says on Mar 3, 2007, 13:00:

Interesting... This site lists the Colombian age of consent as 12, and 14 for homosexuals. That would be scary if I had a daughter!

http://age-of-consent.iqnaut.net/

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gringolondinense says on Mar 5, 2007, 03:52:

serves them right colombianas shouldnt be so damn sexy in the first place lol! :-)

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vicshere says on Mar 5, 2007, 10:14:

please explain what a cooter is? and also cougar.....or have we got another elmo here???



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oldbongo says on Mar 5, 2007, 10:23:

a cougar... in north america, is a lady in her thirties or forties,
who likes to hustle younger guys....
like a tiger in israel, is a guy who is after young nookie.
and cooter is plain southern talk about the nookie.

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lochdhu says on Mar 5, 2007, 18:11:

I do beleive the USA has laws the extend to other countries if you have sex with someone under the age of 18, no matter what the age of consent is in the country you are in, and if the US government finds out, or if you tell you US consul you will more than likely be charged with something under Bush's regine.

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larryrn says on Mar 5, 2007, 18:33:

your situation Dude, I have been to Colombia maybe 10 times in the last 18 months -- I enjoy all the time I am there. I will be watching so much your sitation. I know the girls are awesome, stunning, but I feel one needs to control themselves. I feel that many of these women want so much to leave their country - when I want to find a way to eventually live in their country - therefore, they are not interested in me when I tell them I want to "retire" (work) from there (I work on the internet). Larry at rn.org - http://www.rn.org


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Coral Springs, FL USA 954-816-5060
Medellin (Pablado), Colombia, SA (57) 316-2948618

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Azul says on Mar 5, 2007, 18:37:

I'm always curious when people say that they "work on the internet"....what is it that you do?

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 6, 2007, 05:55:

Pablo would be honored that you renamed Poblado, Pablado. It should be really named Prepago.

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Man Tequila says on Mar 6, 2007, 19:31:

To me, doing the right thing doesn't involve banging children. I like my whiskey older than eighteen years too. I don't care what the age of consent is in Colombia, or if the girl looks like El Titi.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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