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president chavez and poor cartageneros

after spending long hours observing all these poor modefoques walking pass me while i sit at a local watering hole drinking cold aguilas under this intense cartagena heat, i´ve come to the conclusion that hugo fokin chavez looks just like all these poor low life cartageneros.
I could easily see him (chavez) pushing sun glasses or fokin beeds in your face, or maybe selling coctel de camaron.
just like most poor cartageneros he´s got that very obvious black and injun blood running thru his vains, thus the reason why i dont really have anything against him and fully understand why whealthier colombians despise that ugly injun and black modefoque.
all i could tell chavez, is to fokem if they cant take a joke.

By elmodefoque on Jun 10, 2008, 13:37 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:37:

thank you!!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:41:

i´m in a internet cafe with a bunch of ugly colombianas (female hugo chavezes) trying to bamboozle lonely gringos into bringing them to the USA.
my gringo brothers think of these broads as exotic, i see them as plain ol fokin ugly

thank you!

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pedro says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:49:

Elmo, how long you in Cartagena for? Give me a call if you want to get a beer. I'm living here in Cartagena for the time being.

que nota!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:53:

another thing, every other modefoque, both in cartagena and barranquilla has a cachaco accent. what´s up with that chit?
i was talking to this judge from barranquilla who moved to curramba from medellin 25 fokin years ago , if he would ever move back. HELLL NOOO!!! esto aqui es muy tranquilo, he said.

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robi666 says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:54:

"bamboozle lonely gringos into bringing them to the USA."

Anyway... better being bamboozled than getting burundanged in Bogota.
That's the difference: costenas try to earn their life giving out their love and cachacas just slip una papeleta en el vaso.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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robi666 says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:56:

No he said:
"esto aqui es muy tranquilito, parcerito. Toma un romcito pues."

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elmodefoque says on Jun 10, 2008, 13:56:

i´ll be here until thursday, then back to la capital del mundo NYC
lets go to tu candela, lots of pre pagos and gringo marines
i´m in boca grande

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pedro says on Jun 10, 2008, 14:01:

Cool. PM sent. :o)

que nota!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 10, 2008, 14:02:

pedro, this is my number 301 668 3555, but please don´t tell anyone. don´t want modefoques calling me from all over colombia.
pre pagos and hookers, please feel free to call me
thank you!

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