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Post #301- Queens Colombian festival, the day after

So there I was with my daughter and friends walking around flushing meadows park.
I was looking for them thar BEAUTIFUL Colombian girls all my gringo buddies talk so much about.
Guess what? I hardly saw any which made me wonder WHAT THE HELL ARE THIS FOKIN GUYS TALKIN ABOUT. Nearly all were just average looking.
I see a lot prettier girls in the carnavales de curramba.
Again, my standard of beauty is way up there, no barrio girls for me.
Not to be seeing as an overzealous proud dad, I will tell you this; my daughter was by far the best looking broad in the entire damn place.
Every modefoque was going googoo gaga.
She’s got that beautiful , deep copper tone tanned proud Guajirá look going, like she has the map of Colombia painted smack on her face
She spotted another girl with a prettier face but not so hot body and went up to her and told her she was stunning. The girl was from Cali.
Later on another calena showed up , she’s was just my type and exactly what the doctor recommended, if only I was 60 years younger I’ll be all over her like bees to honey.
She could easily change my mujeriego ways

By elmodefoque on Jul 21, 2008, 05:19 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:19:

thank you!!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:22:

elmo at your age you shouldn't be to picky :))

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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:25:

chit, at my age i should be home drinking hot coco and eating cookies and not hanging out in a packed park looking at broads 50 years younger than me.

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:26:

Well Elmo if you didin't see anything decent amongst the 250 000 ppl who went there yesterday I suggest you get your eyes checked. That's a lot of people...freaking hell... I am sure immigration would have had a field day there...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:30:

ck, i'm a very picky old modefoque
i was in LDV cartagena and went straight to this gril.
It turned out that outta the 100 or so grils in this joint, she was the most expensive

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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morphus says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:33:

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:35:

Well do tell more, I hear you guys had an awesome day, had a little PBH meet up and alcohol was had...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Papi de Alejo says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:42:

I think that Elmo is on to something. I have to agree with him. While, in my own biased opinion, my girl is a lot more stunning than many of the women that I saw there, there were also a lot of gringa looking Colombianas there and many of the really good looking ones were obviously younger than 21 years old. If I get a chance, I'll post some pics later.

PdA

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morphus says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:52:

Yup...No Chicas Aguila model types.

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morphus says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:56:

Yeah, a lot of alcohol. It was me, Elmo, Rubito, Elmo's daughter, her friend and boyfriend's. We could'nt find Rocinate. We met up with MaFe later on. We ended up on Roosevelt ave.

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 21, 2008, 08:21:

Elmo just pretty much said what I've been saying all along. The hype about Colombian women is way too far fetched.

Diana

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GregYohn says on Jul 21, 2008, 12:26:

Hola!

My GF would kill me if I was there! It cost $28 via public transportation from Philly and about that much with the current price of fuel with taxes before parking there!

I ate at a Colombian restaurant in Philly along Wyoming Ave.and saw some of the music playing via Caracol in Colombia on Sunday. Yes, the food was a rip off! My 330 ml Pony Malta was $2 and my GF's was 2300 pesos for 1 liter in Cali. The platano and avocado slice were as small as my finger's width!

Maybe next time I can get there? It is good to miss a party to make your woman happy or else they think you want another Colombiana!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 21, 2008, 22:28:

i didnt take many pictures.......and yes i was drunk. damn i wish i would have known some of you were there to say hi. i was with a group of people promoting a party an afterparty so i moved around alot.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 21, 2008, 22:28:

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 04:16:

"It is good to miss a party to make your woman happy or else they think you want another Colombiana!"

Yeah well, these Colombianas need to get over themselves. Another Colombiana? Like another Colombiana is only good enough to replace them. Tell her you are more likely to dump her for a European woman.

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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:26:

Hola!

I had many hours on the phone this weekend talking about an old GF she thought was still in NYC.

Fortunately, that old one moved back to Colombia!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:34:

colombiantias in colombia need NOT NOT NOT NOT to worry about losing their gringos to a colombianita in NYC. The chances of that happening are:
zero to non
THE GRINGO HAS A BETTER CHANCE AT THE FOLLOWING
winning the mega million
gettting hit by a train while watching tv in your living room
gettin hit by lightning insde the number 1 subway train
israelis and arabs living in peace for ever
colombians heading back to colombia in droves
getting kidnapped by farc in curramba
etc.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:44:

Hola!

Well, your information may be correct, but my GF in Cali does not believe you!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:49:

GREG, give me her phone number, i'll tell her just like this
mire senora de cali, el chance de greg conseguir una pela en queens es el dia que pigs fly



then you'll be allowed to party with morph and rubito

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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:50:

How often do you visit her in Cali?

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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:59:

Hola!

I decided ultimately not to go to Queens because of the price to get there and that I might get there and miss meeting up with you folks there!

I tried to have a bunch have a cookout like we had a few years ago at Rubito's place in the Bronx. Over 100,000 just makes it more challenging!

Usually I get to Cali about every few months, but it has been 4 months since my last trip. The time away is causing the stress, so that's the issue as I see it now.

I did state to her that when she gets to the USA, then we could go on the road trip to Queens from Philly! She agreed!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:07:

not to get off the subject matter.
what the fok is the above video about??
i hope is no hidden child porn message. don't quite understand the meaning behind this wierd chit

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:11:

Elmo, I felt the same about the Houston ColombianFest. Out of hundreds of women there, I saw maybe three that I would even talk to if I was single. Unfortunately, the majority of Hispanics(including Colombians) in this town are seriously ghetto and most are pudgy or downright fat. You can see what I mean by the girls that participated in the local Colombiana beauty pageant (http://www.csicolombia.org/). They looked like ghetto hoochies and according to HG, most had never even been to Colombia.

I guess I am very picky, but as they say in Spanish...

"Mejor solo que mal acompañado"
"Better alone than with bad company"

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:12:

ohhhh chittttt???
you bringing her to queens??
better put a LOW JACK devise somewhere in her purse, it makes it easier for the cops to find.
Queens is big.
I'm sure she has relatives in queens, ALL cachacos do

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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:13:

More vids from the Festival

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:15:

Ugh! Speaking of ghetto. Behold the Latin youth of this country.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:22:

CG, can you see any of these kids moving to colombia??? HELL NOOOOOO
a respeta los viejos jajajajaja
tomar chocolatico y arepita con el abuelito y abuelita? HELL NOOO

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:24:

For some very sad reason, most Latin youths have chosen the rap/reggaeton "culture". They took the absolute worst of Latin and Black culture and merged into the abomination that passes for Latin youth culture. It is really pathetic.

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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:27:

Its either that or be dorks like the whiteboys :)

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:30:

If you say so. There has to be a happy medium. Even though I was raised in a "whiteboy" suburb, I retain a lot more of a true Latin culture than these ghetto douchebags. Half these fucks can't even speak even halfway decent Spanish. Keep it.

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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:32:

Hola!

After looking at that last video I have to ask is that the crowd to be expected there? Basically, my GF is not into the Reggaeton lifestyle!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:35:

It really depends on the age group. People in their late twenties and above aren't as into that lifestyle. However, it seems that the vast majority of non-Mexican Latin youths are into that crap. Just look at their idols that look like nothing more than Latin rappers. No thanks.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:40:

guys, this is the way it works at these colombian festivals in NYC
from 9 to 1pm is mostly families with kids and chit
after 3 or 4, the NYC colombians show up and is total mayhem.
At around 4 pm On my way to buy an illegal beeer from the mexicans I see this colombian kid get stabbed in the uppper part of the chest to the right.
cachi (daughter's friend) says "ohshit, the kid can't get up?"
I says 'why the fok not, he only got shanck onece, he'll be alright"
later the kid got up and walked to the ambulance un attended.
cops put yellow no crossing tape around that area and the party continued.

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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:42:

Rubito is white but he still fits in with the NYC Latinos. Last Sunday I picked him up in the South Bronx and when I saw him he said "wassup yo". He lives and works in the South Bronx. He adapted to the culture. I live in the Bronx but almost never go to the South Bronx so I was amazed.

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houstongal says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:42:

CG - I wouldn't say the girls were all ghetto hoochies. I don't know if you realize this, but those girls are between 16 and 23. I was actually impressed that some of them designed their cultural outfits and did a pretty good job.

But yes, according to my girlfriend most of them have never been to Colombia (some even stated that their goal was to visit). Most didn't even know much about their country, but did learn a lot when they researched the state they represented. And most are not from the state they represented so it was truly educational for them.

BTW - there were LOTS of hot Colombianas at the pageant. A policeman who was working as a guard was happy to be working this stint where women were dressed to the 9's.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:49:

Where most of those hot Colombianas dressed to the nines under 23 US raised Colombianas or imports? There is a vast gulf between these two groups.

Obviously not all US raised Colombians are like that. I'm not and I know lots of people that aren't, but sadly, that "culture" predominates in the under 25 crowd. Thankfully, there are still some exceptions to that rule.

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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:53:

The police were treating people horrible at the festival. They had some mean Irish cops there. I heard one cop tell a bunch of people "get out of the way or you're going to jail". The police cars kept zooming through crowds of people, barely giving them enough time to get out of the way. They hit one guy with the car and kept going.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:56:

What a bunch of dicks. Thankfully, the cops at the Houston fest were unobtrusive and seemed to be enjoying themselves.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:00:

cg, you're so lucky
we got the biggest dick heads in the nation
most of them modefoques come from long island, rankonkoma and chit, boring ass suburbs and their only fun is cominng to NYC to crack spic and black heads

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:02:

Hahaha CG, I am looking at the contestants of that pageant; beat with the fugly stick. And that video...its a shame because Colombian culture is nothing like that... I think people, in bogota at least, would laugh their asses off at the expense of these kids' attitudes.
Hey HG!! How's life treating you?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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houstongal says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:03:

CG - Not sure where they were from. This was a pretty big event and there were LOTS of people in attendance. The ballroom was big and full!

Hey CK - Good to see you here! Life is good. Still working from home?

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:05:

I'm with CG on this one for sure. Most Colombians I see here in the States are GHE-TTO, it's so embarrassing. Only a handful are kind of ok but they all have to have the bling bling, talk like they're from the streets, hooched out to the nines, it's pretty disgusting.

Diana

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:10:

Yeah Elmo, From the sound of it, it must suck to be a minority in NYC when it comes to the cops. Here, you occasionally get the redneck asshole that will give you a hard time, but for the most part they are fairly decent. I suppose it could be different if you come off as ghetto, but they rarely hassle me.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:12:

Ha Ha. CK. You said it. None of those girls would even rate a second glance, especially in Colombia. To be fair, I'm sure some of them are nice girls.

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:14:

HG: Yep, but today I was just shopping... London is warm so its a great opportunity to be out and soak up some sun as it have been a tad evasive this summer. How are things on your end? Do you have a European tour lined up yet?

In regards to latinos being ghetto, i suppose it sucks. I have met a couple of kind of ghetto Colombians in London but nothing like those on the video. Colombians here are for the most part from pretty humble origins but very hardworking and with little time to join that sort of fads.

CG, Colombia has gorgeous women, I am sure you know that (I've heard you're married to one) and these girls are very below average. They can be super nice and friendly but they do look a bit lobas...I guess that's what's "in" for latinas in the US, plus its summer time. I think most Colombianas (not including me, unfortunately) are just naturally sexy, they walk with great posture and there is just something attractive about them...but sometimes many of them try too hard and that looks a bit fake IMO.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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houstongal says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:17:

CK - Shopping? Anything good? Nothing in Europe for me this year. Argentina in October is the next big trip.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:25:

HG: Not really I was just craving tortillas and guacamole and ended up buying tops and a swimsuit for the gym because I feel a bit odd wearing bikinis to do laps... I feel like all the 10 year olds doing laps at that time are making fun of me...or maybe they just make funny faces when they're peeing in the damn pool.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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RAAAY says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:28:

# 301............????..........and he's off.......

I'm looking forward to the 500th..............

Elmo's perception of Colombian women is extremely accurate and should be required reading for any newbie coming to Colombia.................not speaking for my own of course, she left Colombia when she was 6, so she does'nt count............

But as for the rest, or at least the biggest majority of them...........Elmo has them summed up so well.....................roll on 500th...........


.

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:42:

Hola!

From 9 - 1 PM is too short a time for me, when its 3 hours from Philly to get there and we have a baby!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:55:

elmo with all due respect lets see a picture of your daughter.

you said: "Not to be seeing as an overzealous proud dad, I will tell you this; my daughter was by far the best looking broad in the entire damn place.
Every modefoque was going googoo gaga.
She’s got that beautiful , deep copper tone tanned proud Guajirá look going, like she has the map of Colombia painted smack on her face"

i think thats a pretty strong statement to make even if your the father. i was with a big group of ladies and believe me they werent ugly at all.

Mandame la foto and ill give you my honest and of course respectful opinion.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 10:32:

MA, Maybe my expectation was set way too high.
And to me the Colombian girls in Queens weren’t ugly but not that drop dead beauty our gringo brother talks so much about.
My daughters’ cousin made an interesting comment,
“Damm, I was hoping to find drop dead girls and it turned out Lisa was the one all the guys went nuts over.
I wish I could post my daughter’s pick but she wont allowed, she is the only broad in NYC with out a Myspace thing.
I’ll show one when she was only 14 years old, so you get an idea.

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 10:37:

elmo i understand. thats cool hermano.

mandeme la foto por email pa que no la vean muchos pervertidos por aca en el internet. ahi le mando un private message pa que tenga mi email.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:13:

MA, to give you a good idea
this is lisa's mom, picture taken circa 70's 80's
lisa is even better lookin than her mom thanks to my 100% guajiro genes
thank you!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:18:

don't get me started again
in my days i dated the best lookin broads in nyc
this innocent looking girl busted a plate of enchilada upside my head
then stabbed me with a broken baby bottle
why?
becaue i was a fokin slut that' why, i slept around with every broad that wanted me.
them white, puerto rican and dominican grils could not get enough of me

thank you

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:24:

By elmodefoque on Jul 21, 2008, 05:19 in Friendly Talkzone

She’s got that beautiful , deep copper tone tanned proud Guajirá look going, like she has the map of Colombia painted smack on her face
She spotted another girl with a prettier face but not so hot body and went up to her and told her she was stunning. The girl was from Cali.
Later on another calena showed up , she’s was just my type and exactly what the doctor recommended, if only I was 60 years younger I’ll be all over her like bees to honey.
She could easily change my mujeriego ways

I heard your daughter is stunning..and it shows how secure she is when she sees another beautiful girl and lets her know!

So quien es la otra calena? ja

I had a good time with you guys...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:26:

ok modefoque, then what kind of kids does a girl like that and you produce?
let me show you.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:41:

the other calena was a stunnning tall mona with curves to die for.
me dejo LOCO EN EL COCO

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:51:

ok i guess maybe someday ill see a picture of your daughter and ill be able to comment.

if she goes out to any clubs in queens i must have seen her.

sorry i missed you guys in the park. i was a little borracho anyways.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:55:

camel toe jijijjjij
guys, i love curves on a woman!
in that pic we already had 3 kids.
when i saw her (lisa's mom) ass and curves for the first time walking down 137th st. in manhattan my jaw just dropped to the floor and I started drooling all over myself.

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 22, 2008, 13:18:

esanch36 says on Jul 22 (today):
in that pic it looks like she has some camel toe


LOL!!! I thought I was bad, you have me beat!

Diana

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:04:

never mind all that
check out this couple dancing, I love it!
it makes me happpy
only in curramba, nojodaaaaa

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:36:

She's pretty Elmo..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:06:

MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22 (today): flag

elmo i understand. thats cool hermano.

mandeme la foto por email pa que no la vean muchos pervertidos por aca en el internet. ahi le mando un private message pa que tenga mi email.


Ja ja Mitch...you are a picture junkie!!

Elmo!! Does your ex know you are posting her picture all over?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:20:

that pic is over 20 years old,
hell if she still looked like that, i'll be all over her like fly on chit.
the same could be said about me,

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:22:

now she has a mustache jijijij
just kidding
she looks nothing like that pic

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:25:

Elmo que malo es.....some women age well...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:30:

rachel welch has aged well

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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:33:

My mother aged well...she's sexy, hot, and natural...je je

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:39:

i don't doubt you for a second.
i gotta see a pic, but sera manana.
is time for my warm milk, cookies, geritol and bed

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 20:25:

mafe its not that im a picture junkie. i wanna see if what elmo said about his daughter is actually true or its just a parent talking about their child. im not trying or will disrespect elmo or his daughter. thats my not my style.

los paisas somos muy respetuosos con las damas

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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toneloc24 says on Jul 22, 2008, 21:05:

MA - On this one, Elmo ain't lying, distorting, or anything. His daughter and niece turn heads, men and women alike. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 21:42:

Elmo thanks for sending me her pictures. I replied to the email.

She is pretty i must admit.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MaFe says on Jul 23, 2008, 06:22:

MA...que pesar paisita...I was just pulling your leg....ah que lindo!!

I know what Elmo means...my baby sister is gorgeous...she turns heads- females or males....and trust me people assume that because I am her sister I am just saying she is gorgeous..but when they see her they agree!

Elmos mandame fotos please....

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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nueva york bombero says on Jul 23, 2008, 07:44:

Hey! if you're sending your daughter's picture to everyone....sign me up too!!!!!

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 23, 2008, 07:58:

Mafe mandame las fotos de tu hermana y de ti

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MaFe says on Jul 23, 2008, 08:01:

Mitch...sorry amorsito pero I don't share pictures ....maybe veremos?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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