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So there I was with my daughter and friends walking around flushing meadows park.
I was looking for them thar BEAUTIFUL Colombian girls all my gringo buddies talk so much about.
Guess what? I hardly saw any which made me wonder WHAT THE HELL ARE THIS FOKIN GUYS TALKIN ABOUT. Nearly all were just average looking.
I see a lot prettier girls in the carnavales de curramba.
Again, my standard of beauty is way up there, no barrio girls for me.
Not to be seeing as an overzealous proud dad, I will tell you this; my daughter was by far the best looking broad in the entire damn place.
Every modefoque was going googoo gaga.
She’s got that beautiful , deep copper tone tanned proud Guajirá look going, like she has the map of Colombia painted smack on her face
She spotted another girl with a prettier face but not so hot body and went up to her and told her she was stunning. The girl was from Cali.
Later on another calena showed up , she’s was just my type and exactly what the doctor recommended, if only I was 60 years younger I’ll be all over her like bees to honey.
She could easily change my mujeriego ways
By elmodefoque on Jul 21, 2008, 05:19 in Friendly Talkzone.
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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:19: thank you!! any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:22: elmo at your age you shouldn't be to picky :))
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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:25: chit, at my age i should be home drinking hot coco and eating cookies and not hanging out in a packed park looking at broads 50 years younger than me. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Cerealkiller says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:26: Well Elmo if you didin't see anything decent amongst the 250 000 ppl who went there yesterday I suggest you get your eyes checked. That's a lot of people...freaking hell... I am sure immigration would have had a field day there... Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:30: ck, i'm a very picky old modefoque any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Cerealkiller says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:35: Well do tell more, I hear you guys had an awesome day, had a little PBH meet up and alcohol was had... Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Papi de Alejo says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:42: I think that Elmo is on to something. I have to agree with him. While, in my own biased opinion, my girl is a lot more stunning than many of the women that I saw there, there were also a lot of gringa looking Colombianas there and many of the really good looking ones were obviously younger than 21 years old. If I get a chance, I'll post some pics later.
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morphus says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:56: Yeah, a lot of alcohol. It was me, Elmo, Rubito, Elmo's daughter, her friend and boyfriend's. We could'nt find Rocinate. We met up with MaFe later on. We ended up on Roosevelt ave.
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Mononoke28 says on Jul 21, 2008, 08:21: Elmo just pretty much said what I've been saying all along. The hype about Colombian women is way too far fetched. Diana 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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GregYohn says on Jul 21, 2008, 12:26: Hola! 12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 21, 2008, 22:28: i didnt take many pictures.......and yes i was drunk. damn i wish i would have known some of you were there to say hi. i was with a group of people promoting a party an afterparty so i moved around alot. "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 21, 2008, 22:28:
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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 04:16: "It is good to miss a party to make your woman happy or else they think you want another Colombiana!"
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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:26: Hola! 12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:34: colombiantias in colombia need NOT NOT NOT NOT to worry about losing their gringos to a colombianita in NYC. The chances of that happening are: any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:44: Hola! 12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:49: GREG, give me her phone number, i'll tell her just like this any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 07:59: Hola! 12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:07: not to get off the subject matter. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:11: Elmo, I felt the same about the Houston ColombianFest. Out of hundreds of women there, I saw maybe three that I would even talk to if I was single. Unfortunately, the majority of Hispanics(including Colombians) in this town are seriously ghetto and most are pudgy or downright fat. You can see what I mean by the girls that participated in the local Colombiana beauty pageant (http://www.csicolombia.org/). They looked like ghetto hoochies and according to HG, most had never even been to Colombia.
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:12: ohhhh chittttt??? any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:15: Ugh! Speaking of ghetto. Behold the Latin youth of this country.
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:22: CG, can you see any of these kids moving to colombia??? HELL NOOOOOO any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:24: For some very sad reason, most Latin youths have chosen the rap/reggaeton "culture". They took the absolute worst of Latin and Black culture and merged into the abomination that passes for Latin youth culture. It is really pathetic.
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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:27: Its either that or be dorks like the whiteboys :)
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:30: If you say so. There has to be a happy medium. Even though I was raised in a "whiteboy" suburb, I retain a lot more of a true Latin culture than these ghetto douchebags. Half these fucks can't even speak even halfway decent Spanish. Keep it.
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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:32: Hola! 12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:35: It really depends on the age group. People in their late twenties and above aren't as into that lifestyle. However, it seems that the vast majority of non-Mexican Latin youths are into that crap. Just look at their idols that look like nothing more than Latin rappers. No thanks.
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:40: guys, this is the way it works at these colombian festivals in NYC any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:42: Rubito is white but he still fits in with the NYC Latinos. Last Sunday I picked him up in the South Bronx and when I saw him he said "wassup yo". He lives and works in the South Bronx. He adapted to the culture. I live in the Bronx but almost never go to the South Bronx so I was amazed.
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houstongal says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:42: CG - I wouldn't say the girls were all ghetto hoochies. I don't know if you realize this, but those girls are between 16 and 23. I was actually impressed that some of them designed their cultural outfits and did a pretty good job. "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:49: Where most of those hot Colombianas dressed to the nines under 23 US raised Colombianas or imports? There is a vast gulf between these two groups.
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morphus says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:53: The police were treating people horrible at the festival. They had some mean Irish cops there. I heard one cop tell a bunch of people "get out of the way or you're going to jail". The police cars kept zooming through crowds of people, barely giving them enough time to get out of the way. They hit one guy with the car and kept going.
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 08:56: What a bunch of dicks. Thankfully, the cops at the Houston fest were unobtrusive and seemed to be enjoying themselves.
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:00: cg, you're so lucky any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:02: Hahaha CG, I am looking at the contestants of that pageant; beat with the fugly stick. And that video...its a shame because Colombian culture is nothing like that... I think people, in bogota at least, would laugh their asses off at the expense of these kids' attitudes. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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houstongal says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:03: CG - Not sure where they were from. This was a pretty big event and there were LOTS of people in attendance. The ballroom was big and full! "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mononoke28 says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:05: I'm with CG on this one for sure. Most Colombians I see here in the States are GHE-TTO, it's so embarrassing. Only a handful are kind of ok but they all have to have the bling bling, talk like they're from the streets, hooched out to the nines, it's pretty disgusting. Diana 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:10: Yeah Elmo, From the sound of it, it must suck to be a minority in NYC when it comes to the cops. Here, you occasionally get the redneck asshole that will give you a hard time, but for the most part they are fairly decent. I suppose it could be different if you come off as ghetto, but they rarely hassle me.
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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:12: Ha Ha. CK. You said it. None of those girls would even rate a second glance, especially in Colombia. To be fair, I'm sure some of them are nice girls.
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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:14: HG: Yep, but today I was just shopping... London is warm so its a great opportunity to be out and soak up some sun as it have been a tad evasive this summer. How are things on your end? Do you have a European tour lined up yet? Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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houstongal says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:17: CK - Shopping? Anything good? Nothing in Europe for me this year. Argentina in October is the next big trip. "It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:25: HG: Not really I was just craving tortillas and guacamole and ended up buying tops and a swimsuit for the gym because I feel a bit odd wearing bikinis to do laps... I feel like all the 10 year olds doing laps at that time are making fun of me...or maybe they just make funny faces when they're peeing in the damn pool. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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RAAAY says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:28: # 301............????..........and he's off....... .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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GregYohn says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:42: Hola! 12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 09:55: elmo with all due respect lets see a picture of your daughter. "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 10:32: MA, Maybe my expectation was set way too high. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 10:37: elmo i understand. thats cool hermano. "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:13: MA, to give you a good idea any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:18: don't get me started again any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:24: By elmodefoque on Jul 21, 2008, 05:19 in Friendly Talkzone "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:26: ok modefoque, then what kind of kids does a girl like that and you produce? any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:41: the other calena was a stunnning tall mona with curves to die for. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:51: ok i guess maybe someday ill see a picture of your daughter and ill be able to comment. "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 11:55: camel toe jijijjjij any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mononoke28 says on Jul 22, 2008, 13:18: esanch36 says on Jul 22 (today): Diana 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:04: never mind all that any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 14:36: She's pretty Elmo.. "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:06: MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22 (today): flag "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:20: that pic is over 20 years old, any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:22: now she has a mustache jijijij any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:25: Elmo que malo es.....some women age well... "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:30: rachel welch has aged well any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:33: My mother aged well...she's sexy, hot, and natural...je je "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2008, 19:39: i don't doubt you for a second. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 20:25: mafe its not that im a picture junkie. i wanna see if what elmo said about his daughter is actually true or its just a parent talking about their child. im not trying or will disrespect elmo or his daughter. thats my not my style. "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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toneloc24 says on Jul 22, 2008, 21:05: MA - On this one, Elmo ain't lying, distorting, or anything. His daughter and niece turn heads, men and women alike. LOL!!! "Don't tase me, bro!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 22, 2008, 21:42: Elmo thanks for sending me her pictures. I replied to the email. "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 23, 2008, 06:22: MA...que pesar paisita...I was just pulling your leg....ah que lindo!! "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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nueva york bombero says on Jul 23, 2008, 07:44: Hey! if you're sending your daughter's picture to everyone....sign me up too!!!!!
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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 23, 2008, 07:58: Mafe mandame las fotos de tu hermana y de ti "Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MaFe says on Jul 23, 2008, 08:01: Mitch...sorry amorsito pero I don't share pictures ....maybe veremos? "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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