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My understanding that this wesbite is about Colombia - not some individual's comedy corner. Do you guys not have any sense of humour of your own? Are you all so devoid of orginality?
Is this Poorbuthappy.com or nothingbutelmo.com
Why don't you all chip in and start up a funny forum such as www.isuckuptoelmoandhavenosenseofhumourofmyownandaminaweofhim.com
Please let's try to have a decent discussion about Colombia and its culture..good or bad.
Sorry about the double posting, but I am getting rather fed up of just reading about the guff that comes from some of the gringo clique that hijack this site.
By (This user was thrown out because of repeatedly breaking the rules.) on Nov 17, 2006, 01:30 in Friendly Talkzone.
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famsearch says on Nov 17, 2006, 01:53: hmmmm.... elmo is really a gringo? say it ain't so... dan |
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ixent says on Nov 17, 2006, 03:19: Unfortunately, I guess his popularity reflects the mindset/cultural level of some people here.
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kalder says on Nov 17, 2006, 03:52: Re: Elmo It's not easy being funny on the Internet -you lose a lot of timing, pace and intonation- but Elmo manages to pull it off. And pretty much everytime, in my opinion. His posts are genuinely funny, affable and interesting. They brighten the place up. "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon |
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tomtom33 says on Nov 17, 2006, 03:54: There is no site where everyone will like everything that is written. You don't have to read what you don't like to read. And this site is not going to be about what you think it ought to be about. Being a non-Gringo gives no one more rights to opinions. Although I agree that most Gringos, including me, are full of shit.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 17, 2006, 04:13: For us who have been on this forum for a long time Elmo has become like a permanent item of bad taste, gross jokes and obscene fotos. We don't react to him any longer because his story has been the same, basically, with small variations, for the last two years. His fan club are all-male, all-gringo (well, almost all). He doesn't talk about Colombia here or give advice or debate anything: he's got only one topic and that's himself. I wish there were more variety to his repertoire. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush |
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rocinante says on Nov 17, 2006, 04:57: Elmo buys me drinks! You can't take him seriously - because he doesn't take himself seriously. He's damn funny once you get used to him. If you don't like his comments don't read them. No disrespect but you write:"Please let's try to have a decent discussion about Colombia and its culture..good or bad." Feel free to start that decent discussion. "World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008 |
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Aji1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:14: Elmo Bottom line... lighten up. Nobody has the right to not be offended by someone at some time, and secondly life, the world, and Colombia is serious enough, relax and get over it.
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:18: Why do I get this funny feeling sr.londres is really Kat in disguise? jijijij over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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podborski says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:20: so stop reading it and post something interesting yourself.
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:23: anyways, why pick on me today of all days. i got a fokin hot date and aint got no time for this chit. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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rocinante says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:29: worth the risk Elmo it's the same thing except you might have to buy dinner and talk which is the 'how much', and the 'how long', unfortunately is a gamble. You might want a backup plan. "World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008 |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:53: hey roci, a back up plan? you mean if i see i aint gettin a freeby, should i offer her money for a bj or something? over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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utopiacowboy says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:55: You suck ups! In response to the original OP's point, my suggestion is to force everyone to post in Spanish and delete any and all posts in English. That would eliminate the "problem" right there. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 05:59: Elmo regular couples dont talk..the broad talks the guy listens.. You dont even have to listen to what she says.. just pay attention to her facial expressions.. she smiles..you smiles..she laughs..you laugh.. she gets serious..you get serious and shake your head up and down.. it usually works.. if it doesnt..well..thats what hookers are for..
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utopiacowboy says on Nov 17, 2006, 06:01: They said there was no free lunch. There is no free sex either. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. |
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billyb says on Nov 17, 2006, 07:03: Snr. Medellin, looks like your thread.... got highjacked by Elmo, that must really get your panties in a bunch ;)
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 07:16: "regular couples dont talk..the broad talks the guy listens.. You dont even have to listen to what she says.. just pay attention to her facial expressions.. she smiles..you smiles..she laughs..you laugh.. she gets serious..you get serious and shake your head up and down.. it usually works.." Panos over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 07:39: it is a lot of work! Elmo thats what I used to go through ( sometimes) when I was living in your neighbourhood.. American broads are a lot of work..Especially in NYC.. I now live in England and the british women tend to drink quite a bit and get a bit loose so none of what I mentioned applies then.. You buy them a couple of drink and thats it.. You should visit.. You are going to like the mentality here.. As you know, theres nothing like a loose broad.. The next day , they wake up , they realise they made a mistake.. So they dont even want you to call or anything..
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 07:56: This England thing dont sound so bad. I like broads that drink a lot and fast. I especially love chicks that DON’T call back after they realized they made a horrible, horrible mistake. jijijijijjji over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 08:46: hehe.. Kat lives in Wales I think.. Is it right Kat? She went from the burro shagging land to the sheep shagging land..hehehe.. Dont you live in a small town / village Kat? Elmo if you were a welshman your love life would have started with sheep and not burros..hehe..
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:21: we are sycophants..guys he is calling us parasites..i say he is a sycophant himself but using the word not in the way it is used in english but the way it is used in greek..
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esanch36 says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:30: YEah yeah yeah Okay Snr. Medellin now that you've said your peace...leave and bother some other group with your dribble. If you dont like it, dont read it. I enjoy the serious talk here but like to joke around as well. Im sorry that your are a stuck up son of a **#$ that feels he has to impose his sense of morality on to other people. All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? |
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panthdave says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:36: Damn Somebody Woke Up ON THE Wrong Side of the Bed..... You know what this is becoming a big joke.. panthdave Miami |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:47: Sra ML, .have i earned the privilege to say that i speak... English? "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:55: I read Elmo once, it was funny, but i chose not to read his... postings after that....i suggest you might do the same...you are not going to change the world by any means. "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:56: Like I was saying before srLondres rudely interrupter our chat. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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esanch36 says on Nov 17, 2006, 09:58: This guy.... Ya got me...gettin mad now ehh?? Ill take you on anyday son. Oh and stop posting..nobody wants to hear your crap or you DRIVEL That comparison to world leaders is really really weak. Who the hell said Elmo was great and righteous???? If you dont like him dont read his stuff All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:01: Snr M-L No need to teach me the meaning of sucophant in English.. Thanks anyway.. Save it for someone who want to listen to you.. I do not wish to die from boredom.
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:01: Snr M-L No need to teach me the meaning of sucophant in English.. Thanks anyway.. Save it for someone who want to listen to you.. I do not wish to die from boredom.
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esanch36 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:08: Oh by the way Dick I was using a slang term Drivel= Dribbel that you havent prob heard of cuase your on old fart. All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:11: It is like pissing in the wind, Sr ML.. i think that there is better things to do in life than to read Elmos postings, but each of us makes our own decisions. To me, his postings are like having only one channel on my cable service, and all i get is Rodney Dangerfield Live reruns....hahahah....but even Rodney has his die-hard fans and that is life. "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:13: Elmo.. You are right.. I am in no position to give you advice cuz i am younger than you and not as experienced.. But i feel you.. I have the same problem.. I have the attention span of a 2 year old.. After a couple of minutes of her talking , my mind starts wondering too..So.. Size her out.. On one hand you have how good of a lay she might be.. On the other hand you have the talking.. If you think you should listen a little more cuz she will be a wild fuck then listen..If not.. I dont know.. Be honest.. If you are gonna be honest be ready to duck just in case..
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:14: lets talk about broads.. come on screw that medellin guy.. Why argue when we can talk about p**sy??
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kalder says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:19: Easy tiger... Whoah, slow down matey. I respect you for sticking to your guns with such tenacity Snr M-L, but you're just being abusive now. Please ease off on the crass, puerile anti-American remarks that we hear too much of in Europe. They're our allies pal, and good ones too. Bear that in mind. "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:20: Elmo... pick your favourite.. colombianas..dominicanas..portoriquenas..cubanas? where was the best fuck you ever had from?
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:25: Srlondrs, I work from 8 to 3 SrMedellin, I work from 8 to 3 pm. Around 2 pm when everyone gets back from lunch it gets very busy for me. I have to go around putting fresh toilet paper plus perform other assorted duties. I have no time to get into a heated discussing with some one I don’t know or care to know. Your righteous life doesn’t interest me. If you wanna talk about hookers and booze then you got my interest otherwise put on you London fog coat grab your umbrella and stop busting my fokin balls you rat fink bastard. Sorry I got a little carried away. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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scotty says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:26: whose Elmo Im kinda new to the site...whose Elmo? maybe i better start reading some of the posts by Elmo to see why this other poster seems to be so annoyed with Elmo....ok im off to read Elmo posts today. but first i have to investigate the juan valdez info. Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash |
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Mario says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:29: I'd venture to say... Elmo recognizes the trolls and knows better than to respond to them because it then becomes a cock-fight (of sorts) which really annoys the rest of the PBH subscribers.
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esanch36 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:33: Why dont you start your own site.. Snr.Londres...you can start a site www.colombiaforlittlemenwhothinktheyarebetterthanotherpeopleandhaveno personality.com All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:41: I got this Medellin guy busting my balls, are you related to my wife she’s cachaca like you and she’s always busting my balls too. She called me early this morning, “hey, you left the windows down and the car door open� I says “stop busting my balls so early, so I fokin forgot to close the fokin car door, big fokin deal. Anyways, now I got this jerk off busting my balls and I don’t even know this modefouqe, all I wanna think about is my hot date tonight and if my cachaca wife finds out, she’s gonna cut my fokin balls right off and throw them out the foking window. And you think I got time for your fokin chit, I got real problems here. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:50: I got a Colombian related question. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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rocinante says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:52: Sr. MedellÃn "Gringo was not the right term, because technically a gringo is just a native North American English speaker - or should I say American speaker, because they certainly do not earn the privilege to say that they speak English. What I wanted to refer to was more of the red-neck, emerging market plundering, sex tourist, can't be bothered to learn any Spanish"-Sr "I know Colombia and Drivel" "World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008 |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:56: Hey Panos, I love Dominicanas too, but I have to put a fokin bag over their heads to do them. They got great bodies but not too attractive. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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esanch36 says on Nov 17, 2006, 10:57: ughhhhh not sure about that. Im pretty sure just people from the US are considerd gringos I hung out with some canadians in bogota and all the colombians would refer only to me as a gringo. All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:08: Hey kat, please help me out with my horrible dilemma. How do I keep my ex from un-dumping me? I wanna continue living my life as a single guy. Why do I have to be so fokin irresistible to all my ex? I keep in touch with every single one of them and still have to do most of them. WTF is up with that? I wanna be left alone. All I want now are hookers. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:08: elmo thats big news getting back with your wife.. that comes as a surprise....
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:12: no comment Panos, I am not going to trash out girl from other countries.:) engage brain before opening mouth |
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:25: After I was abruptly dumped, I began planning my life as single modefoque. Buy a super brand new apt in Barranquilla and put all the latest high-tech stuff, plasmas, stereos, computers etc. Have an extra room for all my gringo buddies to visit. Swap pre-pagos with TomTom over in Cartagena, then she shows up. And that’s after busting a lamp over my head and messing up my handsome face and then nearly biting my arm off. Yeah, you heard right, she almost bit my fokin arm right off. That young bit-h got perfect powerful sharp teeth and this happened in expensive fancy Prado Hotel in fokin Barranquilla. The entire room was a bloody mess, my fokin blood. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:28: I suck up because Elmo paypals me $1,000 a month to do it. Are you pissed because you didn't get your payout, too, Snr. M-L?
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elmodefoque says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:29: And all that ONLY cus I wanted to bang this young hooker. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! |
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PanosL1 says on Nov 17, 2006, 11:44: you told you wife you wanted to bang a hooker?? or did she find out somehow?if you got away with just a bite on the arm...you are a lucky mofo.. i am surprised the cops in Baq didnt find your balls or part of your dick on some side street near the hotel..
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poco says on Nov 17, 2006, 16:03: Years ago The totally incorrect information and “spin� on this site made it difficult to split the chaff from the wheat. The mentality of some posters made be believe in the fact that AMBULATORY BRAIN DEATH existed. "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov |
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billyb says on Nov 17, 2006, 17:21: Poco, I never thought of that before.... but it's true, there are no junkyards in Colombia. I guess that might be because nobody ever throws anything away.
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Crazy4Cali says on Nov 17, 2006, 17:38: Why do we suck up to elmo? That's easy.
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famsearch says on Nov 17, 2006, 18:06: i think i've figured out the appeal of elmo... what it boils down to, is summed up in a phrase that my wife likes to use, and i think it is common amongst most colombians. the phrase is: "happy de alive!". even with his horrid upbringing, and everything else, elmo hasn't lost the feeling of simply being happy to be alive. then again, i could be all wrong... lol dan |
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scotty says on Nov 18, 2006, 00:15: elmo I read a few of Elmos posts , he seems quit harmless to me. Every chat site you go to there will be one or two or more guys that are jokesters. It doesnt really bother me in fact it sort breaks up the sometimes serious or boring moods that develop on chat sites.A joke or silly story omce in a while is ok with me. Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash |
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Buongone says on Nov 18, 2006, 03:12: Elmo Was reading a post the other night. This guy said he was hijacked by the 3 Stooges, and Laurel and Hardy, and Gang. Laughed my Ass off. This one seems a bit more serious. Like alot of people say. If you don't like his posts, don't read them. Remember the 1st Ammendment. (Oh, that's right. That's for GRINGOS!) Most people on this site probably don't even know where the term gringo came from? Elmo. Who's that in the pic with the Blk/Wht hat on, at the restaurant?
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 18, 2006, 03:31: hehe I don't think there's anyone "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush |
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panthdave says on Nov 18, 2006, 04:42: If I am Correct Gringo Came from the Mexico-Texas War For the battle of Texas. Can't remember..It came from Mexico somewhere..I always thought it came from Vietnam Vets that went to Mexico..but was wrong..All I know Gringo came from Mexico... panthdave Miami |
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aztec says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:01: One thing when... ...a Colombian uses the term and an entirely different matter when a Mexican calls you a gringo. Most of don't believe the term is used as a term of "endearment" by Mexicans but rather as a derogatory term.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:09: no, that's not it we have discussed the origin of the word "gringo" in several threads and have found out that it doesn't come from Mexico but from the Iberian peninsula...the word was known already in the 17 century Spain. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:14: from another source: Etymology "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush |
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Rubito says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:24: S-y-n-c-o-p-h-a-n-t para que SEPAN! ---Violence is the price of freedom.--- |
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aztec says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:28: Don't care... ...where the word gringo came from. Just know that many North Americans believe it is a derogatory term when used by a Mexican.
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panthdave says on Nov 18, 2006, 07:33: Thanks Desi....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know...Damn that word has history... panthdave Miami |
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Sam Salmon says on Nov 18, 2006, 10:24: Some people here need to think seriously about getting a life! ' a la orden!' |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 18, 2006, 11:09: aztec is entirely correct when "gringo" is used by Mexicans and especially in California. It is a derogatory word towards Caucasins here, and as i have posted many times, it is the equivalent of the N-word, and is meant as such. Hence, the word itself, whether the G-word or the N-word, is derogatory depending on the INTENT of the speaker. The word itself can be used in a innocent, neutral,and non-racist manner. (ie, its use in Colombia, etc) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 18, 2006, 11:14: Since Americans are a Crisis-Driven Society, & love a Conspiracy I propose that Elmo and Sr Medellin-Londres are ONE AND THE SAME PERSON! Think about it, has anyone here on PBH ever seen the two of them together at the same time????????????????? Food for thought! jajajaj..kind of like a Yin/Yang, Alter Ego, split personality type phenomonom!!!!!!!!!!! Cant wait to read the National Enquirer verson of PBH due out soon along with OJ Simpsons "If I Did It" book! "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" |
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goin_south says on Nov 18, 2006, 11:57: Geez, I'm still trying to figure how juanpbadillo.. ...has concluded that Rubito y Don Gringo are boy friends??? WTF? But, if you cross the two, then either Don Rubito or RubitoGringo has a certain melodious ring. and, thank you. |
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goin_south says on Nov 18, 2006, 12:20: Sr M-L..... we "all suckup to Elmo" because... ...deep belly laughter is good for the soul, good for your health. (But, not so good for your keyboard, when drinking!) and, thank you. |
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goin_south says on Nov 18, 2006, 14:27: hola alexis "Tengo mucha compasión para el loro." and, thank you. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 18, 2006, 15:10: galecito i think you're always drinking when you are on the keyboard. engage brain before opening mouth |
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podborski says on Nov 18, 2006, 15:48: Snr londres medellin writes 'Try to confront the argument head on next time and do your homework BEFORE YOU TAKE SOMEONE ON.'
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billyb says on Nov 18, 2006, 18:33: Why Kat, Galecito is the very... voice of sobriety itself ;)
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laguerejaloka says on Nov 18, 2006, 21:00: How old are you elmo? Im not being sacastic i just want to know..cuz if your 15 and under then i fully understand your stupid machista talk, if your older i think we gotta problem here. cant we talk about colombia??! Although learning how to catch a cheap hooker is oh so intriging, im sure some of us would find other topics interesting too (except for PenosL1 who seems to be having a major identity crisis!!!) ~la guera~ |
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Rubito says on Nov 18, 2006, 21:24: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA ---Violence is the price of freedom.--- |
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goin_south says on Nov 18, 2006, 21:55: Rubito As if we doubted. and, thank you. |
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Miguel says on Nov 19, 2006, 01:22: You guys are real Dick Tracy's Elmo IS a GRINGO and he IS 15 freaking years OLD! ¡PBSH siempre!
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goin_south says on Nov 21, 2006, 00:12: Thanks, Billyb...Kat1 Kat1, I just completely char-baked two arepas while pondering why and what you think I am always drinking while on pbh keybored and, thank you. |
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