Please Welcome A New Elmo to the World.....

Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 17:20:

Elmo is so cute......beware ladies!..future lady killer!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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famsearch says on Jul 26, 2007, 17:28:

from his descriptions of himself, makes me wonder where elmo was about 8-10 months ago. =)

dan

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 17:31:

you are right, famsearch......c'mon, Elmo, account for your whereabouts about 8-10 months ago?!! one of those "fishing trips" maybe??? (((wink wink))))..inquiring minds want to know.....is this your kid, Elmo Jr??

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Man Tequila says on Jul 26, 2007, 19:25:

Sometimes the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 19:27:

Elmo Jr was not one of your deliveries was he doc?

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Man Tequila says on Jul 26, 2007, 19:29:

My lips are sealed.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 20:25:

at least tell us this....did our macho man Elmo Sr pass out in the delivery room like a sissielala??? and have to be resuscitated?

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Man Tequila says on Jul 26, 2007, 20:46:

Due to patient confidentiality laws, I CANNOT confirm that Elmo Sr. cried like La Llorona until passing out in a pool of his own feces and vomit in the corner of the room, prompting the charge nurse to put him in the "safety" position and slap him silly.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 20:50:

extinction can be a good thing. uhoh. don't delete me Peter. I am a newbie, like Elmo, I don't know any better

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 20:55:

damn, i almost feel sorry for the guy......and the kid.....=)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 20:57:

actually Elmo is very cute. aint life amazin in all its beautiful and wondrous diversity?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 20:59:

Any guesses as to what the first words of Elmo Jr will be??? =)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:01:

"party time"?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:05:

"Dame una burra!"

"un abrazo papi!"

"Viva Mexico!" ...jajajjaja....

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:05:

There's going to be one jealous ass burra back in 'Quilla.

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:12:

"Where are the hot orangatanas?'

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:13:

i wonder what the orangutan support will be like??? for one orangutan? payable in bananas, maybe?

i wonder what mama looks like??? =)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:14:

as they say, always look at the mother, never can find the father

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:19:

billy, I'm still waiting word on M_Clavo. ??? Que pasa?

Where do we go from here?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:19:

hey GS,,,your party hats arrive yet?? jajajjajaja......

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:23:

GS, not yet, but then again I have him on ignore ;)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:26:

hey be nice to me...i got my first hate pm mail tonight...after 1 1/2 years here on pbh...not bad, eh? and it wasnt even from either of the two stooges....jajjajajaj

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:28:

forward it, I can always use a good laugh.jaja

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:31:

Who's forwarding what?

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:32:

Whatever it is, WE COULD ALL USE A GOOD LAUGH, SO... maybe billy, you could post whatever 'IT' is, here....(?)

Where do we go from here?

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:35:

what did they hate Miguel? inquiring minds need to know?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:46:

no biggie....just some childish name calling from a fan....i think he also took me off his Christmas Card list, but we will see in December...i was quite flattered, btw....lets not post it, to give it a chance to disappear....=)..besides i think it would be against the rules to post PM contents anyway......

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:48:

"Wild populations of orangutans are under severe threat."

sounds like Elmo SR has his work cut out for him....get busy, Elmo!!!!!!!!!!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:51:

Too bad it's against Peter's rules, 'cause my 3 year old niece can insult better than that, MC, you sure Critter's not Bogota Don's erstwhile assistant that is sometimes allowed to post under the great one's handle during the few minutes a day he's not glued on here? jajaja.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:53:

not sure..the posted comment about a straight shooter was quite patronising, though, come to think about it...

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 21:55:

And a bit selfserving also.

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:04:

Billy, it appears ..... you're talking to yourself, a bit here.... Or,....am I missing something??

Where do we go from here?

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:05:

good point. don't give any negative slams any more energy than they already don't deserve.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:08:

Quackman is definitely losing it.....fo sho!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:09:

whatever we give emotional focus on grows, good or bad.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:12:

Goin_Senile, I was refering to the "straight shooter" comment being a bit selfserving if you know what I mean. Quit swallowing all that quack cocaine ;)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:20:

"quack cocaine "...........jajajjajaja>>> T.F.F!!!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Aaron21 says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:28:

This is not the appropriate place for this question, but I don't want to start a new thread for it - and I know you guys that are on will know the answer. I apparently missed somethings about VUP and others this past week and now I am reading several posts addressing "Marlin Man" with no corresponding comments from the said Marlin. Did he get wiped out also? Was he VUP?

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:33:

Had not noticed, but I guess MM went the way of Vup.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:33:

A21...Vup got whacked by the powers that be....getting a little carried away....read the Troll thread for most of the info, but i think his comments got erased tooo.....Vup was then Armakarma who crashed and burned as well.....dont think MarlinMan got bslapped yet? similar writing styles...wouldnt doubt it.....oh, the Tati chick was Vup in a skirt...more like a mountain lion in a skirt..jajjajaj a real frogslayer, so to speak...=)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:34:

Vup has more lives than a cat on crack.....=)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:37:

damn, it does look like marlinman got disappeared too!

cuidado..i think there is a stalker out there laying in wait....???

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Aaron21 says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:37:

: ) I never knew Tati - missed her somehow, unfortunately. I do not see Marlin Man's comments. I must be blind because I certainly do not have him (or anyone for that matter) on ignore. As you said Clavo - the ignore button is for ________ ... lol. You don't have to say Clavo, but was VUP also Caritedeangel?

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:39:

no doubt in my mind, VUP has already shown back up in reincarnated form, the newly revised kind and gentle, for now, VUP.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:39:

Damn, that was fast Hopper. But watch out, I think Elmer has Yosemite Sam helping him out tonight.

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:40:

welcome back VUP[you know who you are, we don't always, but the tone of who you really are will eeeek through]

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:41:

no, CdeA was very much real.....she is in Korea as we speak.....spending time with her fiance, i think......read the Troll thread about what i posted regarding PMs sent to Tati...we have some real odd people here, even more odd that Goin_Senile.....they did zap MarlinMan....not too long ago too.....tati is still active i think if you want to look at here profile photo.....hot mama, fo sho!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:46:

I think Tati wondered into Burlytown and like most women didn't want to leave.

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Aaron21 says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:46:

Yes, that is what I meant when I said that I read things about VUP getting zapped - I read the troll thread. Interesting stuff. I hesitate to write this, but Desi overreacted in Sweet's comment. I do not believe Sweet called her retarded, just that Desi was not thinking clearly. Censorship kills me. But I learned months ago that this is their board, and we live with their consequences. Too bad about VUP though - the pics of the girls in the rubber boots were nice... : )

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:47:

why'd Marlin man get zapped, for being too boring?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:48:

Aaron, don't worry about Vup, like the South, he will rise again.

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:51:

Let's jus say.....Vup is smoked.... Duck.

Where do we go from here?

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:51:

Have a good flight back Hops.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:52:

well.. try her on the Skype phone...maybe the old Vup can get her Skype #..=) ..chicks say the same thing about men in boots......but sweet just accused people about if they believe XYZ then they were retarded, but then offered no further details as to why....if they know something that makes them the rest of us are stupid, then at least share with us so we dont look stupid, but he (sweet) would not......

i dont know billyb, the last chick sent to Burlytown starred in your homemade snuff film...=(

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:54:

vup send us a sign from beyond that you are back

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:54:

chaito, and rememeer....dominos are good...=) have a safe flight and say hi to Tio Chaves if you have to go that route...=)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:54:

Kinda of like the Roach motel, they check in but don't check out ;)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:58:

i will let you borrow my cockroach killer boots if you want....

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 22:58:

you mean, Vup can check out any time he wants,.... but he can never leave?

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:00:

I jus received email from USCIS.... let's see what the f*q, they want (to tell me....other than...nothing)

Where do we go from here?

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Aaron21 says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:00:

They either zapped Tati (Tati84 right?) or I am doing something wrong - I think it is gone though... : ( Another one with boots? Cono.

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:00:

How did we get from the roach motel to Hotel California? Never mind.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:01:

let me look.....

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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billyb says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:02:

As some of us are gainfully employed, I will catch up wiff ya tomorrow.

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:05:

Miguel, I am blaming your tagline if I get popped, 'cause I am going to tour south Bogota in a few days, as a true nonpaid journalist for you guys' entertainment and intellectual curiousity.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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goin_south says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:09:

Aaron, you want me to get you a foto of a REAL TATIANA?

Where do we go from here?

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Aaron21 says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:12:

Lol... post it or send it... I would love to see it.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:16:

gainfully employed? what is that? like that four letter WORK word..?

keep in touch Cdawg.....just remember ..slow is good......

A21...they did zap that poor hoochie.....poor girl.....

GS you talking about a SOHO Tatiana?

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:17:

but getting back on post....isnt Elmo Jr really hideous looking? =)..personally, i would leave him at the hospital and steal some other ladies kid....=)

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Aaron21 says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:25:

I looked for Elmo Sunday - did not see him. Maybe he had more hair on his face than I thought?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:32:

well, i really hope he was the one with the facial hair and not the mother....yikessss..!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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christobeldawg says on Jul 26, 2007, 23:33:

night dudes and dudettes. really late on the right coast. catch me up with all that goes on on the left coast manana

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 27, 2007, 09:09:

*****UPDATED INFORMATION******

Mother is reported recovering just fine, and hopes to be reunite with Elmo and Elmo Jr in a matter of days. Dont forget to send the Proud Parents a PM wishing them well.

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 27, 2007, 09:49:

typos: reported, reunited,,,,,,,,=(

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 27, 2007, 09:50:

reportedly...%^$##

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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gabolicious says on Jul 27, 2007, 16:26:

compa eres muy chistoso!

Elección no canonización....

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 27, 2007, 16:41:

Bromas are the spice of life, Gabo....=)

We should be hearing from the proud Father of Elmo Jr soon....he is probably a little busy passing out cigars i would imagine......hope to hear from him soon, though!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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