Pictures posted on profiles

Man Tequila says on Jun 27, 2007, 08:36:

It is nice, except no one wants to leave too detailled a picture -- what with Colombia, lochdhu and whatever happened to pedro.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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vicshere says on Jun 27, 2007, 08:43:

what happened to pedro???

listo

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 27, 2007, 08:48:

who's pedro ?

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vicshere says on Jun 27, 2007, 08:50:

dont ask me????

listo

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slguy says on Jun 27, 2007, 09:36:

huh?

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Miguel says on Jun 27, 2007, 10:21:

Pedro is the Aussie who posts here and I don't remember him posting his picture. Mario certainly did and it got ugly for him and his family on another website. ¡Ten cuido!

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paisa29 says on Jun 27, 2007, 10:29:

Pedro vas a tener que publicar tu foto aquí.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 27, 2007, 11:10:

pedro va a tener que reportarse.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 27, 2007, 11:11:

paisa29 tu foto se ve ahora mas clara :)))

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slguy says on Jun 27, 2007, 11:58:

Hmmmm.....long as they use mine in hetero porno, I don't care. jajajajajjaja

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 27, 2007, 12:07:

well pictures here are not very, maybe that is good

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kalder says on Jun 27, 2007, 12:27:

I'm seeing if it's possible to change one's picture. So far, without success.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on Jun 27, 2007, 12:33:

Nope- I can upload a new one into my profile, but I can't change the avatar.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jun 27, 2007, 12:41:

kalder - click refresh a few times after you upload a new picture.

Poor but snappy

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analyzethis1 says on Jun 27, 2007, 17:34:

Can anyone suggest a new handle for me? I'm getting anal about my name...literally :-o
I'd like to show off my fav Colombian soccer shirt but all the photos of me wearing it s*& at .

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

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vicshere says on Jun 27, 2007, 17:38:

hey analyz i see you want to visit portugal...when your there you may want to visit my home town out Fatima Portugal
as for a new handle ****Colbound****

listo

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goin_south says on Jun 27, 2007, 18:11:

wet the favorite colombian soccer jersey, download the photo;
new name: Cam_mojada
Jey; you asked for help.

Where do we go from here?

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podborski says on Jun 27, 2007, 18:17:

some suggestions for you A1:

culone
ANOnymous
felizano
nalgasperated

(sorry again! : ) amazing what one glass of wine does when you are tired and hungry)

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goin_south says on Jun 27, 2007, 18:23:

let's combine one of those, i-pod: Felizana_mojada
Analyze....you're gonna have to be careful, not to use any of my copyrighted past names, sin pagar. But, you know I can probaby help you before peter changed the program. But, now... I don't think you can change your name on your account.

right peter? In other words, I'm stuck: goin_south. (which is the direction my luggage was heading from Bogota, while I was landing in Bucaramanga-ja-ja-ja....details, mas tarde.)

Where do we go from here?

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pedro says on Jun 27, 2007, 18:37:

Yeah, I think it was Mario that had the photo-related bad experience... but that was before I was ever on PBH so I never saw what happened.

que nota!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 27, 2007, 18:57:

i read and saw those photos etc of Mario before i even heard of PBH.....that was some really f-ed up stuff to do to somebody......that site was really rank.......

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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elreydelostrolls says on Jun 27, 2007, 20:28:

Does anyone actually think these are their real pics? Not me.

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miamimike says on Jun 27, 2007, 21:28:

I recall that Problem Mario had, what was that poster's name like "KingRat". You run that risk when you put photos out there on the Web for the Whole World to see, I post at a large ABC News Forum and some posters there did the same and a smiliar(but worse) thing happened to a Woman who put up her recent photo. Almost (maybe by now she is divorced) got the Woman divorced at the time as the photo traveled around some pretty seedy websites, adobe photocropped btw. Not a nice thing. Then here you ahve to wonder about the sequester factor as many elements look at this website and not all with honorable intentions,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 27, 2007, 22:29:

i dont know, el rey.....yours suits you fine.......=).......in fact, you look alot like some other posters.......

mm....the site i ran across had some similarly named guy.....

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on Jun 27, 2007, 23:21:

NO! Really. This is me!
You know I'm Not Playing with a Full Duck.

Where do we go from here?

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kalder says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:31:

Cheers Peter!

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 05:53:

I know what you look like

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 05:54:

analyzed, I love your t-shirt where did you get it?

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elreydelostrolls says on Jun 28, 2007, 05:56:

I have the photo of one poster here who I despise. In fact I would stick a shiv in her ribs if I ever met her in person. Imagine what I could do with that photo if I were so inclined?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 05:58:

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 06:01:

tomatoes they are so good to be wasted i used a roll up newspaper jijij if I can reach the back of your head ;( i need to do stretching exercise first :)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 06:10:

uhm not bad idea :)) i will rub your nose in the carpet ;) jijij

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 06:22:

oh my GOD i will never meet with a guy that looks like that!!! look at the size of his package!!! not the yellow one...

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Man Tequila says on Jun 28, 2007, 07:05:

My apologies to pedro, I guess Mario had the bad experience. Must have been thinking about Napoleon Dynamite.

And don't be discriminating against us folks with large packages. Sometimes it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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analyzethis1 says on Jun 28, 2007, 09:06:

kat, I got my shirt from San Andres from a sporting goods store. We were strolling along the sidewalk and from the corner of my eye, the colours shone through the window and caught my attention. That was the shirt I've been looking for all throughout my time in Bogota. I drove my friend mad b/c nothing caught my attention the way this one did. I stormed thru the doors nearly smacking an elderly down, dashed through the aisles, ran over some kids and pointed straight up at the shirt (it was plastered high on the wall). The lady said it was the only one and it wasn't for sale. Oh how I pleaded with her...on my knees with my broken Spanish and she fell in love with...my Spanish of course. Finally, she caved and sold it to me for an equiv. of $8CAD! I was willing to pay millions (in pesos of course).

The best part of the shirt though...it has my favourite number on the back! #10!!! What were the chances, eh? It was meant to be...the shirt, the number and me...in San Andres...of all places!

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

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podborski says on Jun 28, 2007, 13:07:

hey analyze1 (I really want to abbreviate that) why not pick the name of a well known colombian futbol player? Or maybe a female athlete, if there are any well known ones? or maybe amarilloazul.

I'm not too creative. (Now you know why I still don't have a name for my place here.)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 14:42:

amarilloazul... what kind of the name is that, i can see your not creative huh!


BTW analyze.. you are very pretty

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2007, 14:43:

And I want a t-shirt like that!!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 16:00:

No need to 'take it off' because most on here have more than adequate imaginations...or, creations, or....

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 16:00:

But, we can't stop ya, if you do!

Where do we go from here?

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analyzethis1 says on Jun 28, 2007, 17:02:

Ah thank u kat! that's sweet of you to say. I'm not photogenic that's why most of my pics (only 3,459 photos of my trip) are silly....like the one where I'm swallowing a bony fish. Did you see that one? Hmmm...I wonder if that's the reason why the others resort to "alternative" photos, too :-o

I think my new name will come to me...eventually. I'll "earn" it...it's more sentimental this way. (And I won't acquire it but taking off my shirt or wetting it...!)

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

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slguy says on Jun 28, 2007, 17:34:

Not photogenic? Baloney!

But swallowing a bony fish- that has possibilities for a new screen name....;) Just kidding!

I also think you look great in this foto- even with a dry shirt on!

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 23:14:

good one, slguy. Now, how would that read in spanish?

Not photogenic?
Aaaaawwwhh, go ahead and show us the other 3458 pics!
por favor.

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 23:15:

Now, see the photo of the guy labelled 'www.strangecosmos.com'.... and then I think Rubito's point is well-taken in another thread:

"I'm wondering what circle of friends you 'guys' are hanging out with''

Where do we go from here?

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kalder says on Jun 29, 2007, 00:33:

Pod- you want to abbreviate analyzethis1? I think GIB did with his quote:

"Yes anal I like it too"

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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analyzethis1 says on Jun 29, 2007, 07:41:

Thanks Mario for making me aware... this could happen to me...if it hadn't already. I'll try to blur out my face perhaps? Or find some odd looking animated character that best resembles me. And with my handle?! Oh god, they'll have a field day with it..."Yes anal I like it too"-kalder....lol...see it's starting already... ;-)

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

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kalder says on Jun 29, 2007, 08:57:

A1

Sorry, couldn't resist it ;)

BTW: You are VERY photogenic.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 29, 2007, 09:09:

I quite like futbolita and A1

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jun 29, 2007, 09:43:

A1 is good and leads to "Steak Sauce" as a nickname.

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podborski says on Jun 29, 2007, 09:47:

A1 is great, it is short and memorable, and of course it means high quality. I think I'll steal that name.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 29, 2007, 09:50:

what podborsky means or came from?

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podborski says on Jun 29, 2007, 09:59:

steve podborski was my hero when I was younger, he was a canadian downhill skier who was the first to win the world downhill championship.

So it only means something to the few people who have ever heard of him.

I really was curious though kat, do you know of any very successful female colombian athletes? I would have thought there should be lots, but I can't think of any?

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elmodefoque says on Jun 29, 2007, 09:59:

i got a question regarding friends.
i do have friends but when i point at my name it says i aint got no friends ((0) and that makes me sad, especially when i'm sitting on a park bench all alone feeding the pigeons.
do i have friends or not?

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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podborski says on Jun 29, 2007, 10:02:

you can 'have' friends, I think you need to add those yourself by clicking on each person, and you can also be a friend of someone who has clicked on you.

I know, it's very complicated, but I just keep clicking on everything and it seems to work out in the end.

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analyzethis1 says on Jun 29, 2007, 13:21:

Elmo I can be your friend...just click me baby...click me!!! lol

Steve Podborski....I knew it! I thought of him when I saw your name. He's on the 2010 committee. He'll do good things for sure!

My fav soccer players are Maradona and Pele. "Futbolera" sounds cool even though soccer is not my fav sport. I'm just good at kicking others on the shins and tripping them...this way I can get flagged off and I don't have to run anymore!

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 13:31:

Modefoq....I bet you got about 200 pigeons there, happy to be yer friend.

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 13:33:

Mario.... I think then, you should applaud some of us, who "learned from others' mistakes" and we used the 'alternative photos'. Thanks. Rather than stating you aren't sure why some use alternative fotos. But, I'm tellin ya, this is ME! You have known all along I wasn't playing with a FULL DUCK.

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 13:35:

QUACK!....'rrrr....Quick, everyone! Save that photo of Analyzthis1 before she changes into her SuperWoman Clothes. (Now, where are those other 3000 fotos???)

Where do we go from here?

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kalder says on Jun 29, 2007, 14:02:

Elmo- I made you a friend after you backed me up about 'demoted' threads.

And you too gail.

I'll put you both back on my A-list.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 14:26:

In either case, Elmo or myself, and both for different reasons, Kalder....(my friend!).... I'm not sure what the 'A' might stand for. jaja

Where do we go from here?

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jun 29, 2007, 16:35:

elmo, just click on someone's name and then click the 'add friend' button, then you'll have friends :)

(I gotta improve this friend system a bit!)

Poor but snappy

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 29, 2007, 17:09:

ohhhhhh forget it he has no friends jijiji

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pedro says on Jun 29, 2007, 19:39:

elmo, I added you yesterday.

On your main friends page, you only see people that you went and added.

If you want to see who chose you as a friend, click the "Friends Of" tab on your profile.

que nota!

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 1, 2007, 10:28:

Ugh! Mario. I didn't know you had gone through that BS with your pics. Now you all know why the few times I have posted pics of my wife, I have blurred her face out in Photoshop. I couldn't care less if someone messes with my pic, but a man's wife should be off limits.

Peace,
CG

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scotty says on Jul 6, 2007, 06:33:

WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH COLOMBIA

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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