PBH Frequently asked questions..........

RAAAY says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:16:

How to extend a tourist visa....??


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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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Robert Jorge says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:19:

What is the best / cheapest way to call Colombia?

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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morphus says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:20:

It does'nt matter now because new users can't sign up with PBH anymore.

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RAAAY says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:22:

Morphus............all the more reason for this............people can still log in and read all the threads................they just can't post or comment....

The idea behind this is so newbies don't have to be abused when asking common questions or have to read smart ass comments.

For example.........I'll bet your next comment will be a smart assed one........

Weeeeeeeeeeee.........this edit button is great.


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morphus says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:23:

How come Irishmen are so handsome? They are only handsome to drunken Irish women :)

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webmanco says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:23:

How do I upload pictures on PBH?

Why was my piece of art, master creation was deleted, edited, or demote?

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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morphus says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:26:

Why are Italians such a pain in the ass?
Only Robi. Italians usually keep to themselves and never associate with gringos.

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morphus says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:27:

Where can I find cheap accomadition in Medellin?

Avoiding RAAAY

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bickerss says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:27:

How long can I stay in Colombia on a tourist visa.

How can I extend my tourist visa.

Is colombia safe.

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RAAAY says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:35:

I don't know about the " is Colombia safe ".
One person's idea of what is safe and another person's idea might be completely different.

Questions with direct answers on how to do something. Answers that don't call for opinions.
ie. What airlines fly to San Andreas from Medellin.

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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houstongal says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:41:

What are the best schools to learn Spanish in Colombia.

What does "gringo" refer to? Should I be offended?

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:50:

Where can I get peanut butter/cranberries/American-style pizza/real hot dogs/mozzarella/TexMex food/American cuts of meat/etc etc. gringo food and snacks in Colombia?

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:59:

so when new people will be able to sing up, don't tell me we are going to be stuck with this lot... :)))

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bickerss says on Mar 28, 2008, 09:59:

My ''is colombia safe'' question was tongue in cheek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pedro says on Mar 28, 2008, 11:03:

"Is the Colombian peso going to go up or down from here?"

"What does NMG stand for?"

"Someone told me that on the coast, they screw donkeys. You're joking, right?"

"Do they have _________ in Colombia?" (electricity / the internet / banks / Fox News...)

que nota!

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tejasmarcos says on Mar 28, 2008, 12:52:

can i drink the water?

will everybody try to sell me drugs there?

will i be kidnapped?

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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webmanco says on Mar 28, 2008, 12:58:

will she be faithfull .........?

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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RAAAY says on Mar 28, 2008, 13:10:

Are there any smelly Italians in Medellin ?

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bamacellist says on Mar 28, 2008, 15:42:

okay... I ran the search "How come Irishmen are so handsome." and that doesn't appear to actually have been asked until just now. So I ran an alternative search "Why are Irishmen so handsome?" and that also seems not to be a bona fide FAQ although here's a screenshot of something that this search did turn up in Google ads:

"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."

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tlextoo says on Mar 28, 2008, 18:43:

Why are there so many d***heads on PBH?

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Catfish35 says on Mar 28, 2008, 23:32:

Why do they call them Apartments when they are all stuck together??

could not find anything on that.

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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Catfish35 says on Mar 28, 2008, 23:34:

When in Colombia am I allowed to Park on the Parkways and the can I Drive on the Driveways? Or do I still have to Drive on the Parkways and Park on the Driveways?

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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goin_south says on Mar 28, 2008, 23:39:

why would you wanna pay for shots anyway?
jus carry yer own damn bottle. and shot glass

..... leavin louisiana in the broad day light

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 29, 2008, 02:07:

Will I turn into a Brad Pitt as soon as i get to Colombia? what shall I wear

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miamimike says on Mar 29, 2008, 02:21:

Kat-you never answwered my question-Is that a Tin Foil hat you are wearing? LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 29, 2008, 03:08:

hehe no that's an original, it is The Quinciano so it's the cheapest jeje i bought it in Colombia.


how can i make that of tin? actually once i had to dress up as a title of a book, i dressed up as The Perfect Storm, i made the hat the hat it was so cool, the whole outfit was cool ;))))

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miamimike says on Mar 29, 2008, 08:26:

Kat to make a Tin Foil hat you just get the Heavy duty Commercial grade Stuff and fashion the hat the way you want it or cut and glue it to a hat you already have. One warning though, on a political website I post on, they have a Joke about those far out Political people who they say always have their "Tinfoil hats" on when they make their outrageous statements. So be Careful, lest people think you are on one of them. hehe Some say our Prez, GW Bush, had his "Tinfoil Hat" on when he made the decision to go into Iraq. Maybe your Tony Blair was wearing his "Tinfoil Hat" on also when he decided to join Bush in Iraq. LOL

OK, I looked at our bigger picture and see it clearly now, not a tinfoil hat at all, like a cowboy gaucho Hat. You could cut&glue the tinfoil very easy to that hat, je je

You have a nice smile Kat, you are very Photogenic really.

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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bamacellist says on Mar 29, 2008, 08:50:

Mike, Mike, Mike... it's a vueltiao and it's one of the proud symbols of Colombian heritage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sombrero_Vueltiao


Of course, Kat is MUCH better looking in hers, jeje.

"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."

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Catfish35 says on Mar 29, 2008, 13:09:

I would like to see The Perfect Storm outfit!

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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bamacellist says on Mar 30, 2008, 16:26:

pow wow?

I see that, or some variation of it, asked all the time...

"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."

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Monpirri says on Mar 30, 2008, 16:28:

Sombrero vueltiao looks pretty good on you.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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houstongal says on Mar 30, 2008, 18:57:

For women who don't like to wear hats, you can put your lip gloss in one. My favorite summer purse.

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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travelingirl says on Mar 30, 2008, 19:02:

Cuteness

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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island girl says on Mar 30, 2008, 19:46:

Oh that purse is hot girl!!!
Where did you score it I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seriously ... detials on the handbag please

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houstongal says on Mar 30, 2008, 19:49:

A girlfriend from Bogota gave it to me. I can email her tomorrow and see where she gets them. She says they're really inexpensive. I LOVE IT! I get lots of compliments...even in Mexico!

Business idea - Someone needs to sell them in the US. I think they would sell very well in the summer here.

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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jorgegdiaz says on Mar 31, 2008, 05:50:

You can buy those pursues in any "plaza de mercado" for, let me take a guess, about 40,000 COP.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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