To all you bold gringos who are have retired to Colombia, a question...
With all that time and opportunity on your hands, how do you manage to avoid spending your days chasing women and drinking rum? Assuming that some of you DO manage to sidestep this...er...terrible fate, what sort of things fill up those empty hours? Fishing, watching TV, posting on PBH?
By kalder on Jun 25, 2007, 12:06 in Friendly Talkzone.
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gringoloid says on Jun 25, 2007, 12:46: Time goes faster now than it ever did. By the time I wake up and clean the apt, desayunos, pbh, Body-Tech, spanish lessons, I find it is 2:40 in the afternoon, like it is now. Now its time to email, PBH, take a nap.
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manINred says on Jun 25, 2007, 12:52: I'll tell you that Kalder, I've spent many an hour in Colombia this year with nothing pressing needing to be done... although I am far from an old retired bum, but perhaps was acting like one in Colombia.
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scotty says on Jun 25, 2007, 12:57: wow, what a life you guys have.i cant wait until im able to live there. Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kalder says on Jun 25, 2007, 13:14: Yes, I've gone a certain shade of green myself :) "kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Jun 25, 2007, 14:30: The time passes quick there. I went for 2 months. All my friends in New
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 25, 2007, 22:48: In Cali the pasties are known to spend all their time hanging out at Chippy Chappy Mall drooling at shopgirls and waitresses. The cleaning personell are constantly mopping the floors to keep them from being slippery of gringo drool. Watch your step. "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Man Tequila says on Jun 26, 2007, 05:51: They sound like Cornish pasties. Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2007, 05:51: Morphus is a vampire, he sleep all day and only come out at night to hunt
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calor11 says on Jun 26, 2007, 06:59: i don't know if i could do that now, it reminds me of my student days........but then again, what the hell am i doing going to an office everyday now ? i'm not any happier.
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Lowell says on Jun 26, 2007, 11:32: All that time? I've got a 17 month old daughter, 10 yr old stepson, 5 yr old step niece and enjoy spending several hours a day with them. Mornings is always Discoverykids in Spanish. Helps dad learn Spanish too. After that, it's bathe the baby time and breakfast for all. I do 95% of the cooking. Then some work in the house (yes I help) and lunch. Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2007, 11:40: Do Cornish pasties like to hang out at malls ogling at shopgirls too? Just like Gringo Pasties? "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Leeroy says on Jun 26, 2007, 11:50: I wish I had the time to hang out at malls ogling shopgirls...
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2007, 11:56: Bogotá is not a good place (my pasty friends tell me). The rolas don't wiggle as much when they walk and wear two piece suits with a blouse buttoned up all the way to their ears. "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Man Tequila says on Jun 26, 2007, 12:49: My frineds tell me cornish pasties are sometimes called Hoggans or oggies, so maybe they do ogle shopgirls. Kernow is Cornish (or so I believe) and might be able to say. Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2007, 13:06: I tried to make a Cornish pasty once, using Kernow's recipe. It turned out quite tasty if not pretty. "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Man Tequila says on Jun 26, 2007, 14:19: I'm 33. Where is the hill located these days? Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 27, 2007, 14:00: LOL Tequila. In Canada or USA or Sweden you're just a baby. In Colombia you're closing on the hill (my estimate: 35 for women 45 for guys). I always thought that you were in your forties...perhaps because you sound so mature. "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Jun 27, 2007, 17:12: arent pasties what the strippers wear?... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:29: "Cornish pasty once, using Kernow's recipe. It turned out quite tasty" Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:30: I always thought that you were in your forties...perhaps because you sound so mature. Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:32: The paisas are nice; las calenas....no complaining here. Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:34: Por supuesto! The MOST WONDERFUL OF ALL... WAS staying in my room.....:) Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Robert Jorge says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:43: Rack'en up the post count GS? BEWARE of gold diggers. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 28, 2007, 00:53: I haven't figured if..... you can 'edit' on this new format. Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Leeroy says on Jun 28, 2007, 06:47: The best bit of ogling I ever did was in the "Cafe del Mar" in Cartagena. The girls (waitresses) there all had perfect figures, walked with so much wiggle I'm still not sure how they maintained their balance, and stored the pens that they wrote their orders on wedged between their breasts.
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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 14:20: Seems like every city in Colombia fulfills our dreams, eh? Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 14:21: Seems like every city in Colombia fulfills our dreams, eh? Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Jun 29, 2007, 14:22: Hey, Peter.... How do you 'EDIT' a comment? Where do we go from here? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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