Party confessions: what's your most embarrassing, shameful or naughty stories??

Party confessions: what's your most embarrassing, shameful or naughty stories??
Submitted by Mrs.Gomez on Tue, 01/04/2005 - 19:27.
The season to be jolly...drunk it's december but we colombianos like to party quite a lot actually. We don't have no money to eat but we sure have money to party, ok not everyone but most of us do! have you ever party like there's no tomorrow? how about your personality are you a true angel or a wicked little devil? you see i'm a bit wicked where my sense of humor is concerned and i've been known to be very naughty with my friends and my collegues from the hotel that i work in, take my office christmas party for instance the DJ got a bit drunk and decided to play 50 cen'ts in da club all night long me and my friend were a bit tipsy too and i had the bright idea to photocopy our boobs and bums my friends was a bit unsure but then we both jumped on the machine and were so heavy that the glass cover shattered and my friend ended up in hospital with glass stuck to her butt it was hilarious and with all the rushing we forgot to put our knickers back on and about the photocopies the next day one of the managers found the copies and sent them to everyone and made sure that we received our knickers in the internal mail.

we were so damn ready to take revenge on her that on the new year's eve party we were celebrating in a club and the mean old dragon at the best of times bitch got so drunk that we decided to take one of her eyebrows off and wrote desperate for sex with permanent marker on the back of her versace shirt when she woke up she couldn't remember a thing lucky for me huh!

By nanis on Jan 4, 2005, 11:56 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Jan 4, 2005, 12:08:

man, do i have some stories! too bad i'm going home
chaooo

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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william_andrew_channell says on Jan 4, 2005, 12:13:

Me, too. I'm sure I have plenty of stories too, but I have to ask my friends first, cause I don't remember. One of the best was the time I took off riding my motorcycle naked around the apt complex and almost got arrested.

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oldbongo says on Jan 4, 2005, 12:18:

don't go elmo.. the oldgringo is inviting you to
create the lastest answer to the question
by attending a fiesta with mrs. gomez and the queen of the ball
and all the other participantes who are prepared to leave their
problems at the muelle de pegasos.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 4, 2005, 12:19:

Ok, I’ll tell you a quick one. The last time I was in Barranquilla (2004) a group of my buddies got really polluted. One of the guys that always acted macho passed out. We took this sonamanbiche, pulled down his pants and underwear and spread his asshole and butt with egg white, that stuff looks exactly like you know what. When he woke with pants down and a creamy, slimy asshole, he thought that we raped his ass. Most of us were in prison so we were all suspect. It took 4 of us to hold him down, never got drunk with us again.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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nanis says on Jan 4, 2005, 12:42:

guys what about the old drinking games? i'm a big fan of those! the drinking cards games? or the quiz game where we ask each person a really difficult question and if the answer is wrong they'll have to take a piece of clothing off the person that ends with the least number of clothes is the looser i was playing this game once and one of the guys ended up completely naked I told him to go outside and run for 10 mins I wouldn't have let him in if he came back before his 10 mins were up he unlucky for him that a police car was right around the corner from my house and the poor guy got arrested he liked my wicked sense so much that he married me. we then try this game while staying at the thistle tower hotel in london we got so drunk and completly naked and on top of this we got locked out of our room and my husband had to go to reception to get a new key.

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kernow62 says on Jan 4, 2005, 14:04:

Elmo, I did almost the same thing to a "friend". Except when he passed out we pulled his pants down and filled his pants with dog shit and pulled them back up, photographed it first though, one pile looked just like a soft serve icecream, we had a heck of a time scooping it up without damaging it for the photo.

Another thing we used to do is when somebody passed out we would drop them off in the lobby of a local well-known gay hotel with an arrow drawn on their back pointing to the rear entrance, saying "enter here".

Once I was doing shrooms, my first time, and my friends left to go get some beer, when they came back they said I was biting their pitbull, who was cowering in the corner. The dog never did like me after that.

That same house had some wild parties, lots of local strippers always over partying. One night we were playing cards and my pal Jimmy (RIP) accused me of cheating, he whips out a 25 derringer and tries to shoot me, but misses from only 4 feet, anyway the bullet went through the wall and knocked the soap dish off the wall in the shower where one of the strippers was showering.

I think I was shot at at least 3 different occasions in that house, and once I accidentally almost took my own head off with a shotgun, but that's another story.

I've mellowed a lot since those days. Don't even own a gun anymore.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 4, 2005, 15:09:

me thinks that i will stick to tea parties at the NAARP and the like. There is too much chlorine, dog poop, and whiskey here for my tastes. TMI! Thanks for sharing (smirk!),la reina

p.s. old gringo - I am NOT inviting Mrs. G and Elmo to my house for hte party, because I just got a burro for Christmas. And I am saving him Just For Mi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ske says on Jan 4, 2005, 16:19:

d-_-b too many to mention. usually involved gettin in a bad way on drink and drugs and doing something that i always regretted in the mornin!

"about the photocopies the next day one of the managers found the copies and sent them to everyone and made sure that we received our knickers in the internal mail."

hmmm

i'd like to see those photos.

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