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Sorry guys/gals but I’m not feeling that same hate for that fat cachaco Pablo Escobar that you feel. Maybe living Colombian poverty as direct and unchallenged as I did, I really have no reason to blame him or his kind for what happened to me. The people I blame are the politicians and their so called “respected� “honorable� polo wearing families, the same assholes that steal all the Colombian money and if than is not enough they also steal all the money sent by good natured Americans Canadians, European etc. to help poor little bastards like me. The “respected ‘ honorable� polo wearing shirt assholes, the same ones that hate Pablo, take that money and ride around in they shinny Toyota Land Cruiser’s. They only stop to take a picture of some poor Indian kid on a donkey for their kid’s entrainment, as if that poor kid was happy being hungry and enjoying his ride on that donkey on his way to fetch water from a some filthy river. I don’t think Pablo is to blame for that.
I don’t’ think Pablo Escobar was responsible for some kid waking up hungry, thirsty and sick. The politicians, and their drug hating but booze loving well “respected� “honest� polo wearing shirt families is to blame.
I don’t think Pablo Escobar is to be blame for kids not having a place to sleep and are sleeping no better than his goats and donkeys. The politician and their well “respected� “honorable� drug hating but booze loving, polo wearing families, are to blame. The same ones that steal all the money.
I don’t think Pablo Escobar was responsible for a kid walking around with belly worms and at the same time a horrible tooth ache, but the family had no money to see a doctor. A tooth ace last about a couple of month until the nerve gets so tired of torturing you poor little ass that it just stop hurting and all you have left is a big hole on your tooth. When you see kids with those gigantic bellies, that’s not from super sizing their Burger King order or instead of having one “happy meal� they had five, no, my dear friends that is belly worms. Those things you literally feel them moving inside your stomach and they cause horrible painful cramp and light patches on your face. I was a lucky, my grandmother was aware of a leave from a plant call anjoli, that you drink it like tea and within 15 minutes I was running naked in full gallop, chickens scattering, and my donkey nearly having a heart attach because he thought I was coming after him again, but instead this poor 7 year old little guajiro boy with filthy sweaty long hair, was sick and was running to the back of my favorite bush to take a serious crap. Even before I got a chance to squat, out came a globe of hundreds of 7 to 8 inch worms all crawling around each other, another push and more until I only has some hanging from my butt hole, which I pulled down with my tissue (leave). Sorry to gross you out but poverty is not pretty. I still get nocious at that sight but as of this moment in my life it is still the most exhilarating, delicious relieve I have yet to feel. I don’t blame Pablo Escobar for my torture, who do I blame?
Ok Pablo knocked off some of his rivals and took some innocent people but I don’t recall him putting a bomb and bringing down any skyscraper in my any village. Hey I have to look out and care for my side, the poor side, do they give a flying crap about our daily pain and suffering, NO. Stuff that I went thru you never forget and you never forgive. Thought I’m now one of those Colombians flying around all over the place searching for that perfect ass, and party locations, I’m still reminded by many Pablo hating Colombians from where I came from, a chusma, low life a poor Indio bastard.
I have to thank my courageous dad because he made illegal deals with the likes of Pablo Escobar and made enough money to move to Barranquilla and then the great USA were I’m now living in the lap of luxury in Harlem! don’t laugh compared to where I came from, my little 5th floor walk up apartment is like the Taj Mahal.
Finally, Americans glorifies their gangsters with movies like “the godfather� “goodefellas� and that TV shows “the sopranos� and these gangsters do not come anywhere close to the global tentacles of Colombian cartels with their might and money. A John Gotti would not be qualified to be Pablo’s chauffer. Those Italian criminals are all nickels and dime small time hoodlums but they are admire and glorified in the USA. Figure that one out..
I’m tires now, I think I go home
By elmodefoque on Sep 27, 2004, 10:29 in Friendly Talkzone.
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litost says on Sep 27, 2004, 10:52: Elmo, I don't recall anybody blaming Pablo for all of Colombia's problems, nothing is so black and white.
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ColombianoX says on Sep 27, 2004, 11:21: elmo, ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 11:35: sorry guys i'm still not feeling that hate. that fat bandeja paisa loving pablo escobar did nothing to me. i wish he had build all those homes for the poor in la guajira. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 11:40: my wife also hates pablo because during those years she could not leave her "poblado" hood to go and party until late at night. all those pris pris kids where not allowed out. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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litost says on Sep 27, 2004, 11:51: no surprise for some bizarre reason it's not all that surprising you sympathize with El Patron, elmo...
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 12:07: Never mind that tasteless white arepa con queso eating y chocolate caliente drinking Pablo. Listen, those that doubted my burro stories, please check this out from an independent german research team, about the sexual activities of young adolescents in Colombia. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Sep 27, 2004, 12:10: You should read up more on Pablo... Elmo, are you saying that you admire him or just don't think he was all that bad? If you admire him then that's odd, considering he never help you or your village out. Sure he help SOME poor, but he hurt poor too. If you don't think he's all that bad, then you'll just need to read up more on him and come to you own conclusion.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 12:31: I’m saying that he did nothing to or for me or anyone I know, to give me solid cause to hate his fat ass. At contrary it was people like him that gave a little taste of their cash to my dad for our very productive lands which made our escape possible from the misery we were living. sure I wish I had his balls and good business sense to make all that money, but I’m not a ruthless guy like he was, the worst I do is get into stupid fist fight and hope they never go beyond that. I’m really just a lover not a fighter. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Sep 27, 2004, 13:23: He probably did more harm than good... Pablo wasn't the only drug leader, there's other, BUT he was the face/spokesman for the drug cartel. That alone, probably scared away tourisism and investment opp't for colombia, which in turn would have help colombia economy which in turn would have provide more jobs for poor people. Look at now, colombia still can't get rid of that reputation/perception. International travellers are still afraid to go to Colombia as opposed to Peru(which also has coca production). Because Peru doesn't have that rep. Which makes it logical that most law-abiding colombians "hate" pablo for giving their country such a bad rep. Just like Osama bin Laden, gives Muslims a bad rep.
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madman says on Sep 27, 2004, 14:11: I live in the USA and you can thank Pablo for making everyone around the world afraid to go to your country.
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ColombianoX says on Sep 27, 2004, 14:25: "I live in the USA and you can thank Pablo for making everyone around the world afraid to go to your country." ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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villdkatta says on Sep 27, 2004, 15:03: Well... Elmo, I'd like to see you make Pablo "squeal like a pig", let's put it that way. :-0
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caslug says on Sep 27, 2004, 15:31: Colombia's bad rap... Is it fair? Of course not, but who said life is fair? I agree that for the average tourist, COL is no more "dangerous" than Peru, VEN, Argentina, Brazil, Costa Rica, etc., as long the tourist stay in the "safe areas". I said it earlier, drugs are grown/produced in other countries beside COL, but thanks to Pablo and the guerillas, Col has a bad rap internationally. It slowly changing because of websites like this that helps correct that image. Perception is more powerful than the truth. BTW, when I talk w/ people here in the states about COL, i tell them COL is a good tourist option(much better value than Cancun for example. When they bring up drugs, bombing, & crime, I tell them if they stay in the "tourist/safe" areas, they have nothing to worry about. I got two of friends to travel to COL later this year. The US State Dep't still recommends that americans DON'T go to Colombia, but Cancun or Mexico City is OK.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 16:21: I don’t recall tourism going down in NYC after the showing of “the godfather� or “goodfellas� etc. People did not visit Colombia because some guy name Pablo was raising a little hell. Most just don’t like going to third world countries, they don’t offer the same kind of security and comfort they are a costume to. And while those respectable law abiding politicians continue stealing all that money it will remain a third world country. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Sep 27, 2004, 17:20: Nice troll, Elmo Elmo, my friend, next on your list of deliberately provocative statements to get some attention I suggest you try, "The FARC are just true communist brothers striving to create a workers' paradise." Then, after that one, float, "The AUC are just some good-ole boys trying to protect their farms from robbers and other mean people," to see how the board responds.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 18:12: To be honest Mr. Hollywood I⢠/ To be honest Mr. Hollywood I’m real tired today, reliving some of the awful shit I experience as a kid zapped the energy outta me. My contempt for the way I get treated by Colombians is getting on my nerve. A couple day ago I go to the consulate in NYC to try to get a “cedula� so I could get a Colombian passport so I could enter Colombia because I wont be allowed back anymore with just my American passport. The damn elitist Colombian broad just looked at me up and down (giving me that, what the hell you doing Indio look, that I get from them all the time) and dismissed my papers. So legally I’m not a freaking Colombian, so as far as I’m concerned they could all jump in a lake for all I care and I wish Pablo would come back and haunt their freaking ass. I can’t believe that I’m more Colombian than all of them in the consulate put together but I’m not allowed in. My only way in is to go to Venezuela (I have dual Colombian and Venezuelan citizenship, most guajiros do) and then sneak into my own country just like freaking Mexican crossing the border illegally. Now isn’t that a kick in the balls. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on Sep 27, 2004, 18:48: I can certainly understand your resentment, Elmo, but you won't find me saying anything nice about Pablo Escobar, my father-in-law's murderer. I must agree though that evil has many faces and Pablo's was just one of them. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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litost says on Sep 27, 2004, 19:07: Why won't you be able to enter Colombia with the American passport, that's strange???
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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2004, 19:38: Litos, if you have dual citizenship (colomnbian/usa) as I do, you could no longer enter Colombia with just your American passport. You must enter with a Colombian passport and cedula. I don’t have either/neither. My Colombian passport is almost 40 years old and I left Colombia too young for a cudula. My parents never bother to register me, I was born like Jesus Cristo in a farm surrounded by goats and donkeys, and we had no freaking legal documents in my village. So I’m screw, and that woman in el consulado was of no help, but that does not surprise me. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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vladimiro says on Sep 27, 2004, 22:55: Pablo Escobar Escobar was a young pot-head thug with a car theft ring when he met a drug lord that had recently started exporting Cocain to the US. Soon after the drug lord's customers were astonished when the car thief informed them that the drug lord was dead, and that he was now in charge. Escobar was extraordinarily ruthless, even for a drug lord. He became one of the world's wealthiest people, and whats alarming to me is that he achieved it all with nothing but ruthlessness. Others manage cartels like CEOs of corporations, have business skills, mainframe computers, monitor the DEA, etc. Escobar was more successful by just k'illing everyone. I believe the murder rate in Medellin reached 30,000 a year during Escobar's heyday.
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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2004, 05:03: I got to share this. My mother-in-law “la vieja copetua� is coming from Medellin to visit us, well, to visit her daughter here in NYC. She’s going to pass out when she sees where her lovely daughter now lives. From “el poblado� to Harlem. Hey, I’m a freaking commie and prefer living among my poor people, except when I move to Colombia for good then I‘m taking my ass where you guys live, in those fancy neighborhoods. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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litost says on Sep 28, 2004, 05:51: viejo corroncho, I still don't get why you can't enter Colombia just with your American passport, like any other american visiting the country?
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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2004, 06:19: Viejo corroncho jejeje. Check this out. All Colombians that became USA citizen from 1991 to present must enter Colombia as Colombians with passport and cedula. Because I was a lazy sonamanbiche I never bother with applying for USA citizenship until 1997 thought I was already here nearly 40 years. My Colombian passport has no cedula number so I could not renew. As soon as I got my gringo passport and finding out that Colombian women were easy (watch them all hang me by my balls now), especially if you were carrying that blue (usa), I immediately started traveling back every year, sometime up to three times in one year, with absolutely no problem. On Jan. 2002 the cachaco in immigration in Bogotá, after I showed him my USA passport and when he read that I was born in Colombia, asked to see my Colombian passport instead. I did a double take like “what you talking about Willis?� He made me read a paper they had place in front of the counter stating that all Colombians with dual citizenship must have Colombian passport and cendula (I never had a cedula) . I returned less than a month ago and acted stupid (not hard to do) and pretended that I was not aware of the new law. The freaking asshole told me, bull shit. You were told already. And next time I will no be allowed in with out Colombian papers. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Sep 28, 2004, 07:32: I hear Venezuela is nice this time of year... That sucks dude. 3rd world bureaucrats are some of the worst. I know it's never this simple but it seems contradictory that they can force you to acquire Colombian papers because you were born in Colombia but then refuse you those same papers because you can't prove you were born in Colombia.
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oldbongo says on Sep 28, 2004, 07:52: the oldgringo suggests.. that this will require a little patiencia,
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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2004, 08:38: guys, first I had my mother and uncle go all over barranquilla and la guajira trying to locate my birth certificate, it turns out I was never register. All I had was my baptism documents. Yeah me, some freaking catholic, I’ve not set foot in a church for over 40 years. Anyway, they found some papers and sent them to Bogotá, a few weeks later documents were sent back to Barranquilla with some seals and very official looking certificate. I picked up those papers and last Thursday I go to my consulate in NYC thinking all I needed was proof of blood type, 3 photos, and those documents, punto. Before I went there I wrote to the consulate en Washington, Boston, Chicago, Miami and NYC, telling them my sad story. They all told me to contact the NYC branch. A couple days later a woman from the NYC consulate actually calls me, here at work, and told me to come in and I should have no problem. I got this fancy colombian last name that makes them think I ‘m from old money. Little that they know is that my Indian name is Uruak so when she saw me in person that broads jaw dropped to the floor and immediately got very business like and told me that I was missing more info, which could only be obtain in Colombia, to get someone over there to do it for me. Basically she was telling me to fuck off. I was really calm and told her to stick Colombia up her butt, I’m never going back. I was jus kidding of course. I’m going back even if I have to walk the Venezuelan jungles into Colombia. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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oldbongo says on Sep 28, 2004, 09:38: stand in there....again elmo, go back and get it straight..
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feamoda says on Sep 28, 2004, 23:28: i think im gonna be hated for this elmo, im kinda on your side. i think pablo escobar wasnt a very bad person. though he DID murdered, kidnapped or watsoever, at least he didn't harm other people from other countries. unlike bush, who is responsible for all the happenings like the war, WHICH harmed a whole lot of poor citizens in Iraq...now WHICH DO U GUYS PREFER? a man who tortured his own people or a man who indirectly tortures and dictates the whole world?? Nada Pero Fea 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Sep 29, 2004, 01:05: Where do you get your facts, Faemoda? "pablo escobar wasnt a very bad person. though he DID murdered, kidnapped or watsoever, at least he didn't harm other people from other countries"
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villdkatta says on Sep 29, 2004, 01:48: Oh, give me a break, Fea, you're the person that said you wish you had more drug lords in your country (??) in another thread.
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feamoda says on Sep 30, 2004, 06:48: oh well!!! Point taken. I still think he's great. Nada Pero Fea 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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feamoda says on Sep 30, 2004, 07:17: ....to elmo... To elmo, sad childhood story. i think colombia needs more patriotic people like you. i guess then people would look at colombia in a more positive way. that's what i call the colombian spirit. Nada Pero Fea 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Sep 30, 2004, 07:34: Thanks sweetheart, but the last thing many Colombians, specially the once on this board, would call me is patriotic, more like resentful, spiteful sonamanbiche and wish I was not here to expose the other Colombia. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringosalsero says on Sep 30, 2004, 08:35: What is SONAMANBICHE? Is that spanglish or supposed to ....be "son of a bitch"?
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oldbongo says on Sep 30, 2004, 08:44: it"s scottish...laddie read elmos name.....
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gringosalsero says on Sep 30, 2004, 10:13: No Scottish would be "lad of a bitch". nt
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madman says on Sep 30, 2004, 14:05: Since you hate upper class Colombians Do the upper class have something against picking up items they drop on the floor? The last two times I’ve flown to BAQ I have seen people on the airplane either drop things like pillows and napkins and not pick them up o even throw stuff under their seat and the isle of the plane for the stewardess to pick up. Or maybe I’m crazy and just like watching these people too much.
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kernow62 says on Oct 13, 2004, 04:26: dual citizenship My wife has dual citizenship USA/Colombian and she goes to Colombia all the time, she uses her US passport. The last time was 3 weeks ago. Am I missing something? She will be changing soon to dual US/UK citezenship and I don't expect any problems entering Colombia after the change either, It will just make working in Barcelona easier.
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elmodefoque says on Oct 13, 2004, 07:21: If she has a Colombian cedula with passport along with the USA passport, there is no problem. If she obtained her USA passport BEFORE 1991, she does not need a Colombian passport or cedula. any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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