Over 600,000 to attend Sunday’s Colombian Festival in Queens NY

elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2007, 07:15:

CORRECTION!!!
only 400,000 to attend festival
Is 600,000 living in nyc

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2007, 07:17:

now where the hell is INS/ICE when you need them?

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2007, 08:23:

the official number is about 600k legal and 400k illegal.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2007, 08:35:

To answer the old question as to why gringos go to Colombia to chase Latinas, I’ll answer that with this challenge.
I challenge any gringo to come to this festival in queens and successfully pick up a hot young legal (USA resident/USA citizen) Colombian broad.
I will put my nuts where my mouth is. If I lose this challenge I will let the winner kick me in the balls with steel toe boots, 5 times OUCH!!!! THANK YOU!

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calor11 says on Jul 17, 2007, 08:44:

i'm tempted to come down and take the challenge ! but i'll skip the ball kicking when i pick up.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2007, 08:47:

THANKS!!! i already got kicked by a burrita many years ago.
I'll buy you a bandeja paisa in pollos mario

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Lucho562 says on Jul 17, 2007, 08:57:

Elmo is right. Americanized colombian broads are the worst. Thank God, I got my girl straight from the source, Barranquilla.

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manINred says on Jul 17, 2007, 11:42:

London Ontario has the biggest Canadian contingent of Colombians. 4,000.

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Monpirri says on Jul 17, 2007, 11:47:

Colombian Fest

4,0000000 in New Jersey!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2007, 11:52:

dude, only 100k in NJ? we have way way way more in attending the festival in queens . A few years ago it went up to 500k

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brad216 says on Jul 17, 2007, 14:47:

i'll be driving up from philly with my colombian wife and her mom and brother who will arrive from cali wed night. we keep saying we're going to go for three years but something always comes up..hopefully we make it this year.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 18, 2007, 11:09:

Guys, Presidente Uribe to attend this years Festival in Queens, NY

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2007, 04:50:

any of you modefoques from the tri state area going to this thing on sunday??
My challenge still stands.
If you could pick up a hot nyc colombiana, i'll buy a pendeja paisa

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2007, 04:53:

i just realize, all you NY modefoques are still sleeping

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2007, 06:33:

kat mi reina, dime, tu cres que estos manes tienen chance de levantar colombianitas bien buenisimas de NYC?
Yo digo absolutamente NOOOOOO!!! solo si la pela esta en la lista pa ser deportada

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2007, 09:38:

Hey rubi, you really think they’re better looking in Colombia? No way!!
These girls here are raised with MacDonald’s; they are taller, shapelier, tougher and far more beautiful.
I’ve been to Bogotá a not one girl there has any ass, but the cachacas here do and another thing, here they don’t look too damn injun

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AmorVallenatoSaiyan says on Jul 22, 2007, 19:54:

I was at Flushing today too, but I got there a little too late, I got at 4:30 but I still stuck around.

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Monpirri says on Jul 23, 2007, 04:50:

La colonia colombiana de Nueva York más de un millon y medio se unieron con el Presidente Uribe. El presidente también visitó a la comunidad colombiana en Hackensack, New Jersey.

mms://video.canalcaracol.com/videos/Noticias/Nacional/Politica/220707uribenewyork.wmv

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elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 05:01:

I apologize; the number attending was NOT over 600,000 but over 1,500,000 sorry for the erroneous information. There were more Colombians using the Porto sand (portable shit house) at one time, over 100 of them, than in all Europe.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 10:31:

monporri, nice news clip about the festival, but why did they foked it up con esa vieja maluca at the end with so many hot nyc colombianitas walking around?

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Monpirri says on Jul 23, 2007, 18:13:

I duno elmo, I guess they wanted some reality since we are also malucos.

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