'Operación Jaque'....Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

Simon says on Jul 5, 2008, 13:44:

Alright guys, who should be cast as Ingrid?

I say John Leguizamo as Alvaro Uribe....Lol!

HERE'S SIMON!!!!

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Monpirri says on Jul 5, 2008, 13:51:

That's good news! I hope the smart producer don't make a novela out of it because we know what's going to happen to it if it gets exported to US.
It more likely that they story get changed, the scenery get changed and the Colombian accents get deleted.

Viva Colombia!

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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sloopskipper says on Jul 5, 2008, 13:59:

Kat would have to play Ingrid!

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tasco66 says on Jul 5, 2008, 14:03:

I see Clint Eastwood as Uribe

Al Pacino as Cesar

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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tasco66 says on Jul 5, 2008, 14:13:

Boy, the news sure seems to travel slowly in Euroland

Hans, for your info Pinochet is dead and Fuji in jail

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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webmanco says on Jul 5, 2008, 15:20:

Kat1 or Huskey as Cesar`s lover, who got caught three months before and everything started because of her

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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tasco66 says on Jul 5, 2008, 16:41:

Hans looks like the German version of Buggy!

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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huskie says on Jul 5, 2008, 16:43:

Very funny, I don't play around, so I would not do a very good job!
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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rhydewithdis says on Jul 5, 2008, 16:44:

Simon Brand, a Colombiano, also directed Paraiso Travel.

His picture here (first one, on the left):


I took this at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Paraiso Travel.

They said I couldn't play football I was too small / They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall / They say I couldn't play baseball at all / And now everyday of my life I ball.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 5, 2008, 16:46:

Hopefully, they won't make a Hollywood version and change the story and somehow make the gringos the heroes. In that case, I suppose they'd bust out the standard non-Colombian Latin actors. I just hope they don't include that fake ass Colombian Leguizamo.

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tasco66 says on Jul 5, 2008, 19:04:

"and tasco66 as piedad cordoba?"

you mean I’m gonna have to put on 300 pounds and look like an idiot? That won’t be easy

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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Simon says on Jul 5, 2008, 20:15:

Buggy can play alias Cesar!

HERE'S SIMON!!!!

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billyb says on Jul 5, 2008, 20:35:

They'll have to use special effects to enhance his, ahem, for the scene when he's on the floor of the heli naked.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 01:49:

this is hilarious jajaja

ColombianoGringo says on Jul 5, 2008, 16:46: flag

Hopefully, they won't make a Hollywood version and change the story and somehow make the gringos the heroes. In that case, I suppose they'd bust out the standard non-Colombian Latin actors. I just hope they don't include that fake ass Colombian Leguizamo.

Why not CG this will made more than one happy

maybe i should play Ingrid and thanks the USA instead of France and bugger off to the USA straight away oh and to make plot thicken i will say my kids are not really French their real dad is American.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:28:

If Kat is going to play Ingrid, I can be her momma.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:37:

Desi and Billyb can play my husband Lecompte (sorry if i have to kick you a** on the film Billyb) ;p

Simon I think Buggy can play Uribe, afterall he knows more about him than us.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:46:

MaFe could be your daughter...and Huskie could be Piedad Cordoba....

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:48:

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:54:

and simon as my son :)))))

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huskie says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:54:

Desi!!!!! Shame on you I am not that "FUGLY" and I refuse to wear turbans, not a good choice, the movie would not make it to the Oscars, also she wears too much makeup, has nails that look like claws, and wears way too much gold, I do not like any of that stuff. I told you before I want to play the servant/maid to Ingrid.
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:56:

huskie you can play Carla Bruni instead :))) now we have to find you a Sarkosky jejjee

maybe Elmo, yes he will be perfect, I know how much he loves the French.

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huskie says on Jul 6, 2008, 02:58:

No Desi, you could not play her mama, you are way too nice, you would not be fit for the role, I think the perfect one for you would be that of Piedad, that way you can beat the s**t out of me for speaking so bad about her.
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 03:27:

Nope, Piedad is not my style at all, she's bigger, louder, flashier and more flamboyant. The only thing that we share that we sometimes like to wear other people's clothes.

I'm a nature gal.

Elmo'd be perfect as Sarkozy hahahahahaha.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 03:36:

now who will play Chavez

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 03:41:

I knowwwwwww
Mitch Alvarez!!!!! He's the type!

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 03:41:

Or perhaps Mompis?

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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huskie says on Jul 6, 2008, 03:50:

Kat I love everything french, I am serious, but I don't like cretins like Sarkozy!! I would love to play Carla but I am not that beautiful, Hummm I wish..
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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dwmte7 says on Jul 6, 2008, 03:56:

who'll be the father of your jungle child, huskie?

dwmte

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 04:00:

Ohhh...now I get it...you meant Clara Rojas. She's not Ingrid's maid, she was her campaign manager.

Perhaps Mono Jojoy, played by Billy?

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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huskie says on Jul 6, 2008, 04:01:

So what you are saying is that I am bigger, louder, flashier and more flamboyant? well I'll be....
ME
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 04:04:

If that's you you'd be perfect as Piedad Cordoba.

But that's not how I thought. I was just thinking aloud why I wouldn't fit that role.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 04:05:

Desi, Billy will play lecompte.

we have to give Romy a role

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 04:06:

Ok...but romy is too nice for jojoy, simon would be perfect with that lunatic smile of his.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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huskie says on Jul 6, 2008, 04:07:

Yeap that is me, ok then I think I will take the job!!! You convinced me
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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dwmte7 says on Jul 6, 2008, 09:42:

that gives new meaning to the expression, "tons a buns"......

dwmte

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billyb says on Jul 6, 2008, 13:20:

"sorry if i have to kick you a** on the film Billyb) ;p"

Kat, it seems i got the best role then ;))

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billyb says on Jul 6, 2008, 13:21:

romy can play correa, not much acting would be needed there.

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tasco66 says on Jul 6, 2008, 13:32:

"romy can play correa, not much acting would be needed there."

Good one...

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 13:49:

we're still looking for a Chavez

Desi suggested Mitch Alvarez, but he is too good looking to play Chavez

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billyb says on Jul 6, 2008, 14:44:

"Desi suggested Mitch Alvarez, but he is too good looking to play Chavez'

Maybe he could play me in the movie then :)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 15:02:

and what that movie would be ? or were you involve in the rescue operation? something you want to share with us? uhmmmm

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billyb says on Jul 6, 2008, 15:06:

Kat, if a told you, i woul have to kill you ;)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 15:20:

ok :))

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 6, 2008, 18:58:

Boy has this thread taken a turn for the loopy. I have to defend my boy Simon. How can you have him playing Ingrid's son? That kid always looks like he's wearing makeup. Maybe one of the girls can get a haircut and they can play him. I'm too damned tall to play any normal Colombian so I'll be the sound guy or something.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2008, 19:45:

You can be Mi General Padilla

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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