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So there I was, in Alcatraz, a night club down in Murillo south curramba. I look around and noticed ALL were a LOT younger than me. They were all jumping, dancing and hollering, having a typical costeño good time.
I started to ponder. Hey modefoque what the fok are you doing here at 2 am in the fokin morning? you should be home drinking fokin Geritol or something! You’re way too fokin old to be here.
The only place where I now feel most comfortable are in whore establishments, there, most modefqoue are my age, horny old bastard who have to pay fora nice piece of CHUCHA.

By elmodefoque on Jun 15, 2007, 05:31 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 05:50:

That reminds me. Back in Feb. I was in Juernes, a whore joint in curramba. From the corner of my eye I see a modefoque about my age that looked familiar. At closer inspection it turned out to be my young Colombian ex-wife’s uncle.
That “happily married for 30 years�? modefoque pretended not to see me and I did the same. Now my cachaca ex- wife refuses to jump in the sack with me cus she was told they saw me in every whore place in Curramba and now she thinks I’m some whore monger.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 06:26:

if i may, I wanna play this just ONE MORE time, i get all happy and proud to be from curramba, south curramba. Is amazing how we're NOTHING like the rest of colombia.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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cayita says on Jun 15, 2007, 06:50:

hmmm Elmodef you should have asked who it was that saw you in all those whore houses? ;)

They told your wife that? I am wondering why you are not in the dog club? Is it because you live in the USA that the men don't protect you by keeping your doggy diversions to themselves? I know among Colombian men it is quite the club and they do protect one another. The wife is the last to know anything, even her own brother is in the club. But does that go for a person living in the US? A lot of jealousy there huh?

You should have taken a picture of that SOB and emailed it to his wife. Then maybe you would be let back in the club.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 07:53:

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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Waterdawg says on Jun 15, 2007, 08:56:

Modefo ! Having some years on me , and living and working in Bogota , I can relate dam it ! ! Most of the youngens are just heading out the door for a night of " What ever " about the time I am going to bed lol

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 09:15:

am i the only modefoque here that remembers GERITOL?

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 09:19:

you guys never watched lawrence welk, candid camera or the ed sullivan show?

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Lowell says on Jun 15, 2007, 09:49:

not alone I remember, geritol, Ed, CC and LW.

And laugh In, Smothers Bros, Bonanza, Combat.....

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 09:55:

combat, holly crap how could i forget. how about speed racer?

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Waterdawg says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:01:

I'll Play ! All in the family & brilcream, a little dab will do you .. Or Sky king & the little rascals ..

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Waterdawg says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:04:

And ! Shoot : Mr. Lucky , Peter Gun , 77 Sunset Strip & my all time favorite .. drum roll please .. Have Gun Will Travel !

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:13:

dragnet, with sgt joe friday. them there closing comments were classics

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:13:

no wonder i'm all foked up in the head

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:17:

For the longest I was afraid to smoke pot cus according to sgt Joe Friday, I’ll end up killing my entire family and raping the dog

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:33:

Well, I think I talked enough mierda for today. I’m taking my sorry ass home to get ready for a weekend long fishing extravaganza. 3 fun filled days of no shower, no brushing our teeth and no sleep. My buddies and I gonna stink like rotten bunker

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 15, 2007, 10:41:

long weekend fishing extravaganza how exciting

engage brain before opening mouth

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oldbongo says on Jun 15, 2007, 11:42:

that could be... humping and fishing,....

if you were a little older still.

remember pancho...."hey cisco,....wait for me!!!"

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Miguel says on Jun 15, 2007, 13:55:

Oye Creo que elmo estaba hablando del Geritol colombiano y es blanco.

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CaritadeAngel says on Jun 15, 2007, 20:02:

Wash your viagra
down with Geritol.

"He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him speak; 'tis charity to shew."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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elreydelostrolls says on Jun 15, 2007, 20:26:

CA, is your rate still $17 million or do you have a senior citizens rate?

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CaritadeAngel says on Jun 15, 2007, 22:22:

For Elmo I'd do it for free.

For you, it's still $17 million.

"He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him speak; 'tis charity to shew."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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podborski says on Jun 15, 2007, 23:12:

forget about tv shows how about music? I was just at one of my favourite bars here and they play the best music which got me to thinking, who remembers:

-Deep Purple Smoke on the Water and Space Truckin
-Pink Floyd, Dark side of the Moon
-The Who, Tommy

What am I forgetting (after 2 vodka tom=nics and at least 4 glasses of malbec)?

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Lowell says on Jun 16, 2007, 17:06:

music Doors, Light my fire, Cocker, Zeplin, mama's and papa's, Cream, zz top, credance......

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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CaritadeAngel says on Jun 16, 2007, 17:38:

Shoot, I know all those bands - the best era for music
I can't name any bands from the 1990s. I'm only 29, but I know, Lowell, all those groups. They rocked.

"He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him speak; 'tis charity to shew."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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elreydelostrolls says on Jun 16, 2007, 19:02:

Hear that, Elmo? You can have CA a gatas as a freebie. I know your heart belongs to Kat but maybe CA can get you warmed up.

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CaritadeAngel says on Jun 17, 2007, 20:39:

Once you've done white ... ... you've done it right.

As long as Rey knows, for him, he'd have to be once rich "modefoque" to stand any chance with me.

Like most professional ladies here in Barranquilla, I have a surcharge for gringos, and a further surcharge for HPs.

"He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him speak; 'tis charity to shew."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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