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Okay Elmo, quit your whining!!!!!!!!!!

All this whining about white cachacas not paying attention to you!

I got you the perfect milk white Andean Rola cachaca, I met her on my way up to Sesquile Cundinamarca, and I absolutely GUARANTEE you that she will love you long time!!!!!

By Colombiche on Jan 26, 2007, 10:24 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Colombiche says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:25:

Meet Raquel

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:30:

Another shot Look at the fire in her eyes!!!!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:32:

She’s BEAUTIFUL; SIMPLY BREATH TAKIN, I’M GETTING ALL EXICTED.
Does she have green eyes?

Thank you!!!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Colombiche says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:34:

She has brown eyes... but don't be so damn picky!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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podborski says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:35:

damn, she is kinda cute.

It is a ´she´isn´t it?

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:39:

Milk white? Do they serve milk with a brownish-gray tint up there in Canader?



;-)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:40:

ye go ahead Elmo, i just found a picture of your Helenita with a gringo burro, blonde blue eyes sorry to hear about that!

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 26, 2007, 10:53:

Good job, colombiche and kat! LOLOL

Cheers,
Desi
(am I allowed to laugh as a moderator?)

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens] (1835-1910)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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elmodefoque says on Jan 26, 2007, 11:24:

nojodaaa no me digan que las burras colombianas tambien prefieren burros gringos . ahora si me voy pa el carajo!!!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Saltador says on Jan 26, 2007, 12:45:

Kat1 y Colombiche Gotta admit this had me laughing pretty good!

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poco says on Jan 26, 2007, 17:46:

It's getting worse The price of milk is RISING !!!!! No longer can a person expect to get his "leche",, for free,, yes,, it looks like buying the cow is now a viable option.

PS: Be careful of what you get, Colombia is a hotbed of counterfeiting.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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goin_south says on Jan 26, 2007, 19:31:

it's obvious, Elmo... Kat cares more than Colombiche..
Look at those hind legs on Raquel..
She looks used and abused, like those legs are ready to give out.
Kat, OTOH, has picked out some hot young stuff for elmode

Ciao! Gustav.

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 26, 2007, 23:13:

Fell out of my seat laughing. Great thread!

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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billyb says on Jan 26, 2007, 23:17:

Galecito, Kat has always had a good... eye for the ladies and the burras ;)

BillyB

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goin_south says on Jan 27, 2007, 00:44:

she's very selective when it comes to her 'ladies'.

Ciao! Gustav.

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Colombiche says on Jan 27, 2007, 14:55:

Galecito I thought Raquel was hot stuff and so did Elmo. Who cares about the hind legs, he is not a leg man as far as I know.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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goin_south says on Jan 27, 2007, 19:07:

She (Raquel) is pretty, Colombiche... but She has a 'gringa' ass.
I think you need to send her to Blondie's surgeon/sweetheart, for some implants.

Maybe also send her to La Peluqueria. So many latinas, and I suppose the burras too, into that red streak in the hair... get her some 'highlight's in the mane and tail.

Elmo. I'm wondering,.. do the burras also like that you 'pull' hard on their mane, or tail, while you're being passionate with 'em? And, is there some point that you pull so hard that, that is where she kicks ya in de nuts, and if you are with finesse, so you try to time all of that jus right...jejejee? Now, I am beginning to understand, why you so different. Not many people ever had got their nuts kicked in, while getting their rox off.


Colombiche, you got to get her - Raquel - some help.
She can't compete with those hot young burras that KAT1 has waiting.

Ciao! Gustav.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 27, 2007, 21:15:

Does Peter ever wonder how forbidden burra love became the theme topic for PBSH?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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billyb says on Jan 27, 2007, 22:10:

Maybe he should change the icon from... a hummingbird to a burra.

BillyB

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goin_south says on Jan 28, 2007, 22:05:

the Hummingbird is.... well. What can one say? but, I have never seen/read many posts on pbh about hummingbirds.

What all items would an all-encompassing icon for and of Colombia include?

A coffee bean.
A coca leaf.
Una Colombiana maravillosa.
A Burra?
Naaawh. Elmo is the only one ever talks of Burras.
but then, Juan Valdez does have his own.
A musician playing.
Colombians dancing.
A bottle of Aguardiente.
An Emerald in Gold.

What else?

Ciao! Gustav.

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2007, 00:39:

Elmo must like only the 'old broads', ..... when it comes to Burritas.

dos pesos mio,... pequito de nada

Ciao! Gustav.

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