Ojo con el sexo!!

Los científícos han determinado que el acto sexual dura aproximadamente 8 minutos, el promedio de penetración del pene en la vagina es de 30 veces por minuto, lo que indica que en el acto sexual hay 240 penetraciones. Puesto que el pene tiene un promedio de 15 cm. en erección significa que a la mujer le introducen 3.600 cm., o sea 36 metros de pene por relación sexual. Generalmente las mujeres hacen el amor (con suerte) 3 veces por semana y como el año tiene 52 semanas, esto significa que en resúmen, reciben 5.885 metros de pene anualmente, o lo que es igual, casi 6 km. por año, o sea 1/2 Km. por mes.
Asi que amiga mía, si usted no a recibido su Kilometraje correspondiente a esta altura del año, por que no deja que alguna persona le de una ayuda para conseguir su tan ansiado objetivo.
NOTA: Unos metros de más no le harán daño, por el contrario!!! Asi que, a trabajar, juntar millas y a ganar ... !!!!

PARA MIS AMIGAS: *EXIJAN SU CUOTA EN KILOMETRAJE Y PASENLA SUPER!!!!
PARA MIS AMIGOS: *CUMPLAN SU KILOMETRAJE, SI NO, LOS CAMBIAN DE MODELO. !!!! no digan que no se los adverti!

By nanis on Jan 6, 2005, 11:41 in Friendly Talkzone.

British Paisa says on Jan 6, 2005, 11:42:

lol, nice one Mrs Gomez!....

elmodefoque says on Jan 6, 2005, 11:47:

i'll drink to that! nojoda, solo 8 minutos? un buen pase y una dozena de cerveza asta el proximo dia sin parar.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

G-Capo says on Jan 6, 2005, 11:53:

*gets bacardi and drinks it down*

utopiacowboy says on Jan 6, 2005, 15:13:

8 minutos 3 veces cada semana? Que? Estás segura? Para nosotros, es mucho mucho más.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 6, 2005, 15:46:

Very amusing, gringoinbogota! Nice driving!

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YEP says on Jan 6, 2005, 17:36:

What happened to the concept of a quickie ;-)
"Lost in translation" or just forgotten ;-)

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 6, 2005, 17:40:

We have nights where we vow to sleep and no more. Sometimes we even manage to keep our vow. It's tough laying all those kilometers of pipe night after night.

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isaactraveler says on Jan 6, 2005, 17:46:

8 minutes? who is this stud? I thought that was only in movies!!

btw AirIsaac is now open for business. I offer upgrades to first class, very cheap.

YEP says on Jan 6, 2005, 18:06:

UT ... yes
We should demand proper payment for all that hard work ;-)

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