Of Burras and Men: Look out Elmo!

elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2005, 08:59:

Mr. H. those people in Seattle are some real sick modefoques and I’ll tell you why. First, I have never taken it or even considered taken it up my butt, have you seen the size of a burro's thing, no? Well, take a look at my burro currambero and in that picture he’s not fully erect, when he’s 100% he’ll drag the thing on the ground. Check my image gallery. Second, who the hell would screw a chicken, that is perverted and in-humane. Donkey, horse, dogs, cats, goats is all fair game but a chicken is sick in my book. Where do you get these tapes anyway?

toneloc24 says on Jul 22, 2005, 09:57:

Elmo "Second, who the hell would screw a chicken, that is perverted and in-humane. Donkey, horse, dogs, cats, goats is all fair game but a chicken is sick in my book. Where do you get these tapes anyway?"

When I was in college 15+ years ago, there was a bestiality flick making the rounds. Being the good, perverted Resident Assistant that I was, I had to inspect it, make sure it didn't violate any rules. LOL!!!

It was a European-made flick. I didn't mind the two chicks sharing an eel in their nether regions. Kinda kinky, but whatever floats your boat. I didn't mind the chick going down on the horse. I didn't mind the dog licking another chick.

BUT when these sick fucks started screwing a chicken, after about 10 seconds, I almost threw up. I got a pretty strong stomach, but that was sick. I think they ended up killing the chicken. We got rid of that tape with the quickness. Death to those bastards!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

bob777 says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:02:

??? Did they at least buy the chicken dinner first?????????

elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:07:

the chicken ended up being the dinner. damn that's sick!!

bob777 says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:10:

Sick!!! What kind of world do we live in, when a prostitute is not a good solution?

Again, Sick! Sick! Sick! individuals

elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:14:

Funny thing, growing up I did not know they had a fancy name like “bestiality� for the stuff we did with burras. I thought the whole world was doing it too and it was no big deal. Next time I gotto Barranquilla I’m gonna tell those modefoques we’re committing “bestiality� . I’m sure they’re gonna tell me ‘bestiality tu maldita madre hp, aqui lo que estamos es culiando una burra.

bob777 says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:18:

Prostitutes too expesive in Barranquilla??? Prostitutes too expensive in Barranquilla???

elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:23:

if you don't mind not eating for a couple days then you give your money to a hooker. most guys chose to screw burras, it was free, no need for hotel no need to buy her drinks and no need to talk. all you need is a rope or belt to tie the back legs and that was it.

bob777 says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:32:

One of the family... I know a lot of families that treat burros as one of the family. I thought it was similar to it being a very close pet. However, I never thought of the possiblity of them being that close to the family :P

Mr. Hollywood says on Jul 22, 2005, 10:50:

A long time ago I had someone's spoiled, hand-raised burra actually try to climb into the front seat of my car. Only now do I realize she was coming on to me.

shirly1981 says on Jul 22, 2005, 11:02:

wowoowow this is Sick!!!!!!!!

Sophia

elmodefoque says on Jul 22, 2005, 12:07:

Can’t get over this chicken thing, what I’m trying to figure out how the hell is it physically possible, their butt hole is way too small and if you’re successful , the thing is gonna go right thru the chicken, that’s cruel! I’m a fun guy, down with just about anything except taking it up my butt or screwing a chicken, I even tried to bang a midget girl once.
Growing up in a village in la Guajira a then moving to the slums of Barranquilla thought me many things good and bad, among them was bestiality. I know that I;’m not wining many points with the women on this site and my chances of one day banging one of them is going down the drain, but this is part of me and my people and if I do get to bang one of you broads you need to know that I was also with a burra,
If I was a girl and the guy I liked also screwed burras, no freakin way I would wanna be anywhere near that disgusting sick bastard.
Shirley, your boyfriend is costeño, right? Has this subject come up?

toneloc24 says on Jul 22, 2005, 12:37:

You think??? I almost choked on my water while reading this. Elmo, man have you got the talent of making folks laugh. That's like waking up after a night of hard partying next to a 200lb beast. Some things you just don't tell. Keep it to yourself.

Oh well, no more Kat, Lauthra, Mrs Gomez, etc. for you.

"Growing up in a village in la Guajira a then moving to the slums of Barranquilla thought me many things good and bad, among them was bestiality. I know that I;’m not wining many points with the women on this site and my chances of one day banging one of them is going down the drain, but this is part of me and my people and if I do get to bang one of you broads you need to know that I was also with a burra,

If I was a girl and the guy I liked also screwed burras, no freakin way I would wanna be anywhere near that disgusting sick bastard."

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

Rubiazo says on Jul 22, 2005, 12:49:

LOLOLOL CANT
STOP LAUGHINGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG IM LOSING IT

I guess the one good thing about eating a chicken after you fucked it to death would be it would be pre-basted! No need for complicated BBQ sauce recipes!