Not a Colombian Joke

A Walmart manager was given the task of hiring someone to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who
were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only
one
question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT".
It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's
just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked
the
second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
that
it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING
ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question.
Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling
so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped in my pants.
Old Bubba iz the new "Greeter" at the Hanford Walmart.

By Mateo-FL on Apr 22, 2005, 20:23 in Friendly Talkzone.

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platano says on Apr 23, 2005, 06:59: Good joke! It may not be explicitly Colombian but it is Colombian for Colombians to share jokes with other Colombians. And laughter is healthy. Thanks for sharing! Platano Oxigeno Verde plátano 0 funny, 0 helpful.

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