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Miguel says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:42:

Que Cosa That's pretty lame. Next.

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vicshere says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:43:

when i clicked on it it was gone woow...bring it back sounds very interesting...anybody copy it send it to me...thanks


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Crazy4Cali says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:46:

it's all my fault I think I was the last one to post there before it vanished.

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ElCheAmericano says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:46:

That Sucks I just dont get it. I thought this was a website about Colombian not Cuba, I guess I was wrong

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BAQ says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:47:

Humm Sounds like that guy just had a bad case of "BRUSED EGO". If he is serious about finding a wife, he'll come back and try again. Hell, it took me three tries before I found "Ms. Right".

Semper Fidelis !

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Mr. Hollywood says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:47:

Boo! Boo hiss, boo!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:51:

Damn! and I wanted to clarify or explain that most embarrassing finger incident but someone removed the thread. Too be honest, now, I ‘m a little ashamed to even show my face.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:55:

no chocolate for you! next!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Sr Tertius says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:57:

Whining Could you guys disclose your financial contributions to this site? As far as I know, this is private web-property, and at least in MY property I kick people out for much less!

If you don't like it, get your own space and jerk each other off if you feel like it. In the meanwhile, quit whining.

"When the finger points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger" (Chinese proverb)

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ElCheAmericano says on Aug 3, 2005, 09:57:

ELMO Are you coming out of the closet. Come on tell the truth how many fingers were really involved.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:02:

I’m sorry I need to clarify this, I never asked the girl to stick her finger up my ass, I was doing my thing on top of the other girl while happy finger was kissing me all over my back getting all hot watching the action and then, WTF is this? I think I got a finger up my ass, it felt weird, but what the hell I was high and drunk and she was female. You know something, no matter how freaking stone and drunk you get, you’re gonna know when some one sticks a finger up your ass, guarantee. I will say no more about this.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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morphus says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:02:

St Tertius, this site would'nt be anything without the people posting. web hosting is cheap these days anyway. if the moderator can't afford, he should pull the plug.

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bob777 says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:05:

Elmo's memoirs... Elmo, if you ever decide to wright a book about your life, put me in for a copy of your memoirs. It would have to be a most interesting read. :) jajaja

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ElCheAmericano says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:10:

Damn the whole finger thing Really Struck a cord with you Elmo. Didnt mean to offend you if I did. But your right theres nothing that can prepare you for that, even if you know it's coming. Kinda like having a prostate exam. Just gotta pray the Doc has skinny fingers.

I admit this is nasty, this is the last time I speak on this subject

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quindioman says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:12:

elmo I would have been disgusted if a woman poked her fingers up my culo, but that all changed when I was banging some lovely Thai girl in Ko Samui a couple of years back...I wasn't looking like coming after a while until she decided to stick a finger up there....HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:20:

you guys notice none of the females are posting here, they must be disguted with you guys.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:21:

i think my chances of one day banging one of them has gone down the drain.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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cali373 says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:22:

cockney_colombian you what? cockney_colombian you know what? Your last post is the reason things get deleted, it really was uncalled for THIS site.

*There are females on this site?

Smile if you are a thinker!

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Miguel says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:23:

How About A Clarification? What exactly was the flashpoint that caused this thread to be deleted? A few posts actually seemed to be well-intended to suggest that Roofus "grab a mitt and get in the game"; that this situation is universal, and in no way detrimental or particular to colombianos. Maybe the mistaken visual image of Elmo on all fours with Boy George was the deal breaker. My favorite corroncho gone to the Dark Side.
¡Que lastima! :-D

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Sr Tertius says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:36:

Just like a (good) bar Morphus: I agree with you that this site is valuable because of the people posting, just like a bar may be good because of the crowd it attracts: however, the bar remains under the management of the owner, not the crowd. If someone doesn't like the way it is managed, go to another bar, there are plenty around.

I'm not a pro-censorship kind of person. I am probably more on the libertarian side regarding censorship (though not a libertarian myself). But it rubs me the wrong way when people claim rights of ownership for something they don't own at all. Furthermore, it banalizes real censorship issues.

Maybe we need a fourth forum, "XXX", "Sleazo-fest", "Hooker talk", I don't know, whatever you want to name it. But, since I am aware that I don't own this site, this is just a suggestion, not a demand.

"El que a hierro mata..."

"When the finger points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger" (Chinese proverb)

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toneloc24 says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:37:

Migs - Are you back in the USA now?

Elmo - Be happy that the thread was closed. In that thread alone, you had sex with Boy George on one occasion AND got finger-popped in the doookie hole by a chick (quizas?) during a 3some. LOL!!!

On topic - selective censorship is pretty wack. Either censor all things off-topics, including the ridiculous off-topic personal flame wars, or don't censor anything. My 2 cents.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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quindioman says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:40:

cali I agree my friend.....I apologise for the disgusting and uncalled for post....it had nothing to do with Colombia or the topic at hand...i'd like to blame Elmo for influencing me, but Elmo is Elmo....i don't begrudge the guy ANYTHING.
I just woke up disillusioned with my relationship and I get through being sad by using humour....obviously that was too crude though...

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quindioman says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:45:

sir tertius now that is a good idea....a sleaze/xxx/no holds barred section....at least the females have the choice of going in or not...

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Gomezman5 says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:51:

This one will be gone too soon too-----from what I read Hooker talk, Asses, culos, and fingers in places they don't belong, unless you are a man visiting your Urologist. (You young kids don't know about that yet)


Oh I just wanted to get my few words in too !

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Miguel says on Aug 3, 2005, 10:55:

Eh Tone Si, estoy aqui en Bushlandia...tu necesitas leer mis threads que tiene que ver de mi pasaporte...Y vives en Stone Mountain? Que interesante porque tengo familia alli.

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BAQ says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:05:

ELMO ELMO ELMO ELMO, that was just "To much information" hahaha.

Hate to say it my man, but I think you now have a "Reputation". Maybe you should get another screen name like "Fingers" or "K-Y".

Just kidding, so don;t get upset !!!!

Semper Fidelis !

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Lauthra says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:06:

Right on! I'm not disgusted, I think it's cool that y'all put the 'machoness' aside and admit liking your chiquito being played with. :P You bring the best out of people elmo ;)
Nato

(='.'=)

Nato (='.'=)

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quindioman says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:11:

don't encourage me Laura....Elmo is Elmo....but I ain't too far behind him

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toneloc24 says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:15:

Man, I had a prostate test when I turned 30. Right after the test, I had to call my ex-lady for a long hug. I felt so violated I almost started crying. Almost went to a rape victims support group. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Miguel says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:15:

Watch Out Lauthra You are already on my WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS LIST and now you are number one on my gift list!!!

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Lauthra says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:17:

Well, I shouldn't really encourage anyone, or this post would be deleted...
Nato

(='.'=)

Nato (='.'=)

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Miguel says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:21:

Too Bad I had a shitty day until you gave me FALSE encouragment.(sp) I can dream, verdad?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:22:

Now hold a cotton picken minute, NOT ONCE did I say I enjoyed it or encourage any of you guys to do it. I gotta agree with cockey it sure makes it difficult to hold an erection when that’s going on.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Lauthra says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:23:

wow 'Almost went to a rape victims support group.'
wow...
Nato

(='.'=)

Nato (='.'=)

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elmodefoque says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:25:

i knew there was a good reason why i was in love with lauthra besides her awsome colombian beauty.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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ElCheAmericano says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:27:

This thread reminds me of the movie Road Trip, when Sean William Scot had the nurse stick her fingers in his bong hole to ejaculate and he actually enjoyed it.

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Albatross says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:29:

Cockney... Who's Laura ?

And why are you right behind Elmo ?

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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tomtom33 says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:29:

Che That's bung hole.

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ElCheAmericano says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:31:

Thanks for the spelling lession Tomtom I should have said prostate, sounds a lot nicer.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 3, 2005, 11:41:

From now on, no comment. Talk to my PR
Chao X-)

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quindioman says on Aug 3, 2005, 12:02:

lol albatross....i misspelled Lauthra...I hear she's something special....and being behind Elmo...man you would have made a suitable character in a Carry On film...

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 3, 2005, 12:55:

Actually that's how they get semen from a bull for artifical insemination. They have a device called an electroejaculator that they shove up his butt and that thing gets him to shoot. Please note that older bulls usually require a higher voltage than younger bulls.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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vicshere says on Aug 3, 2005, 12:58:

this now turning ugly no more stop if i bust a gut i am sending you guys the bill

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tomtom33 says on Aug 3, 2005, 14:16:

GIB Is that bong hole for pole smokers?

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 3, 2005, 14:18:

Elmo, Nato likes a guy who's willing to let her play with his back door. Hell, I'm like the old bull - turn up the voltage, baby!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 3, 2005, 15:05:

This thread soon would be destroy 5,4,3.......

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 3, 2005, 15:24:

Well my dear GIB I think we have just to stick of talking about calling cards. ;-)

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Lauthra says on Aug 3, 2005, 17:03:

Mario, the thread on fisting starts as soon as you can make it relevant to Colombia... or would making it relevant to colombianas and colombianos be enough? Hmm, how would be ingenious enough to accomplish that? :P
Nato
(='.'=)

Nato (='.'=)

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 3, 2005, 17:13:

Every time I ask whether Colombians like to take it in the tail pipe, that's the end of the thread. But inquiring minds want to know...

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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toneloc24 says on Aug 3, 2005, 19:45:

Don't know about fisting, but El Chiquito of a few Colombianas that I know is open for business.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Rubiazo says on Aug 3, 2005, 20:02:

For the record I have had my chiquito played with. It didn't really feel great, but it didn't really hurt either. It's more just like pressure. Maybe nobody has hit my G-spot yet :)))

My impression of Colombianas is that they are on average very experimental in the sack, as long as they really feel comfortable with you as a person. Unfortunatley I don't really have a large enough statistical sample yet. I was making my way through the country but stopped at my GF!!!

BTW did they delete the golden shower and red-wings threads too? AFAIK they still stand, they just petered out as everybody got 'asco' :))

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Lostgringo says on Aug 3, 2005, 23:16:

elmo put my on the list too Yea I agree with bob777 I would love to read a book by Elmo.. I got a great kick out your post...rotflmao

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BAQ says on Aug 4, 2005, 00:38:

HAHHA You guys CRACK ME UP, WHAT A SCREAM !!!!!!!!!!!!

Semper Fidelis !

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we_love_colombia says on Aug 4, 2005, 11:22:

Join da club utopiacowboy, i cant even say 'boo' without getting deleted...i bet this one will get deleted as well..oh well c'est la vie!!!

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tomtom33 says on Aug 4, 2005, 18:14:

Isn't it fun? Maybe we have to start attacking each other to get this one locked or deleted.

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Rubiazo says on Aug 4, 2005, 20:55:

You fucking bastards all of you
I don't care who you are
you're just a bastard
it takes all of you to make one good bastard
:))))

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elmodefoque says on Aug 5, 2005, 05:25:

yesterday, after a freakin busy day at work i decided to chill in central park. on my way there going down 8th avenue from 34 street, I saw the most beautiful woman in the planet, Carol Alt, supermodel. She was just 2 feet from me and stared right into my eyes with that, I wanna have your child look. No bull, she really did or maybe it was that I was about to run her over with my bicycle as she was hailing a cab.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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WidowerfromCanada says on Aug 5, 2005, 19:55:

Thanks for the laughs !!! Well I am sorry I don't know how to help you ladies and gents get this thread deleted.

I spilt my coffee but thank goodness it missed the keyboard.

U.T.C. Bummer that you did not get your answer yet to your question.

When I go to Colombia I am going to have fun and have GIB smaking me in the head saying don't fall in love to the first Colombiana here.

What planet is this thread on GUYS ?

Thanks for the laughs !!!

Love is like a butterfly , if you chase it you will not catch it but you can hope the butterfly of love lands on your shoulder.

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