No need to travel all the way to Colombia for companionship.

elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 07:19:

funny, seeing her agian brought a slight smile to my face

I'll get there, when I get there!

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miamimike says on Sep 19, 2007, 07:29:

Send your Buddy down to Miami Elmo-He'll get all the latin Women he can handle! Serious,,,He'll have to stand in front of a Walgreen's Pharmacy to "Tirar Piropos" though as Rite-Aid left town a few years ago-----LOL as soon as they hear he is a Puerto Rican, the Col Chicas will be crawling all over him for a Green Card. BTW, tell him the going rate for Marriage papers is now between $10K-$15(used to be around $4K),,,LOL

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englishhunk says on Sep 19, 2007, 08:04:

right on the mark as ever Elmo !

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poco says on Sep 19, 2007, 08:22:

I thought this was going to be a thread about dogs.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:02:

What would be really freaky is if your ran into to her at frogg leggs dancing to phil collins with her vueltiao on. LOL

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:19:

you mean dancing to phil's "SUSSUDIO"
man, you really, really, really have to be a white guy to like this song.
I've seen some of my colleagues dancing to this song during drunken christmas parties at work and is quite entertaining to say the least.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Man Tequila says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:21:

Come on Elmo, no one likes Sussudio.

I think your middle aged broad found PBH.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:27:

Here it is, a christmas party favorite, please get up and start dancing.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:41:

guys, one question
WHAT THE FOK IS A SUSSUDIO??

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:43:

Good question???

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:46:

at least they are not dancing to this elmo

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:48:

THE HOFF

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:48:

that song makes ME wanna take the first plane to london to find phil collins and beat him over the head with a fokin sussudio

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:50:

damn polo, you're really an evil modefoque, i almost pucked my fokin lunch

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:54:

LOL JAJAJA SORRY ELMO

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:54:

polo! hay que cogelo suave, las colombianas casa con estos manes se van a emputa!! jijij

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 09:56:

Hey work isnt so bad anymore after I found this site, I just look up and its 12:58 almost lunch time. I think im going to have a sussudio from subways. LOL

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:02:

tell them to put lots of salt and pepper jijijjjjij

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:09:

no compa estoy mamando gallo solamente. Makes the time go by faster

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elmosmiddleagedbroad says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:11:

I went to Rite Aid to buy some scented candles (for my romantic encounter with Elmodefoque) and denture glue as well.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:13:

la misma vaina conmigo. aqui nojoda en el camello limpiando mierda casi to el dia. todo ratico que encutro me pongo a escribi en esta monda y me entretengo asta cuando es hora pa irme, tipo 3:30

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:14:

jajaja

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:15:

Elmo tienes compania

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:15:

there you are!!! wow, you look younger with out your sombrero voltiao

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:19:

hey, lady in red, i mean, lady with the sombrero, do you wanna get together after work for a few drinks then we go up to my apartment to show you my wrinkled old SUSSUIDO ?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmosmiddleagedbroad says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:22:

Of course! I bought some Poligrip denture glue just for our little rendezvous, don't want them choppers falling off while we are getting hot and heavy.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:23:

let's go to my profile to talk in private

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:32:

LMAO I almost bursted out laughing at work.

" after work for a few drinks then we go up to my apartment to show you my wrinkled old SUSSUIDO"

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:54:

I thought Susudio was the girl that's been on his mind, all the time.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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toneloc24 says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:25:

A chick named Su-su-susudio???? Get out.

Where? In fockin' England?

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:29:

you mean a sussuido is not that thing hanging around all lonely and sad above my hairy old balls

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:43:

Even though the lyrical intensity is unrivaled in the song's genre, I believe sususuidio is a chick's name. Maybe Kernow from Cblog would know?

When I played that Hasselhoff song, I actually felt uncomfortable. That video was almost as bad as a Mr. T video somebody sent me. I'll see if I can find it.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:45:

Hey RJ I have another one give me one second

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:49:

I don't know if this will work. But this is my first attempt at trying to put a youtube video on here.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:52:

Good God, what have I done?

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:55:

El Polo, I have to mow the lawn. I'll check back in a few hours. The songs posted above have made me feel really disturbed and uncomfortable - like something just aint' right.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 11:55:

mr t, damn that's bad, real real real bad, possibly the worst video/song in the history of mankind

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:01:

chit, mr t makes phil's suissuido sound like a record of the year winner at the mtv music/video awards.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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campbell says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:16:

that is the jam

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:21:

Sorry for the wait, couldnt find the actual video listen to words I guess...

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campbell says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:39:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyW9864AXVk

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:49:

Is that a guy or a chick???

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:50:

The Vapors

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campbell says on Sep 19, 2007, 12:52:

check the height on that bunny hop. If your friend could pull that off he would get laid

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 19, 2007, 13:21:

I like that song turning Jap song. The singer's dancing reminds of drunk white guys dancing at a wedding reception. Did you hear what the phrase "turning Japanese" actually is slang for? I think it is when you are playing with your suisususoodio, and you turn Japanese (because of the eye squinting) at the ultimate moment. (It's English slang ... maybe Kat1 can confirm) jajaja

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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CaptainHowdy says on Sep 19, 2007, 20:44:

Su su sudio....That's the recipe for writing an award winning song using 5 words or less!

Teaching preteens the things they need to know!

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El Polo says on Sep 20, 2007, 05:40:

Wow that Mr T video gets worst everytime you watch it, what an odd video... (yes I couldnt resist and I watched it again)

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El Polo says on Sep 20, 2007, 07:31:

This is a rather short video but with some very familiar faces, just watch the first 30 seconds...

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elmodefoque says on Sep 20, 2007, 07:51:

nojoda polo, yo sali en una de las foto.
dime, esa es la esposa del man?

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El Polo says on Sep 20, 2007, 09:17:

Creo que si mi llave, or maybe la esposa del momento quien sabes?

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El Polo says on Sep 20, 2007, 09:26:

Elmo dime.. andas metido en los videos y eres autor de un best seller whats next cuadro??

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El Polo says on Sep 20, 2007, 09:26:

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Colombiche says on Sep 20, 2007, 10:31:

Those songs posted are pretty bad.

Here are the worst two songs in latin american history:


FROM PERU:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Sep 20, 2007, 10:33:

FROM ECUADOR (this is even worse):

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Sep 20, 2007, 10:41:

Wow colombiche you are doing an incredible job finding terrible videos I am impressed

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webmanco says on Sep 20, 2007, 10:42:

The opposite of Paul Potts, the mobile phone seller.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 20, 2007, 12:23:

Holy mierda, I have to wake up Mrs. RJ to see that Shakira bit - that's more morbidly funny than the William Hung "She Bangs" bit from American Idol.

Colombiche, I think you are correct. You indeed found the two worst songs in Latin America. The Peruvian video was so bad, I couldn't stop watching. It was like a bad traffic accident.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:12:

Colombice, first I thought the little ugly injun modefoque was from Bogotá, but now I see he’s your typical Andean injun from Ecuador.
That has to be the worst fokin song/video ever made, Mr. T is a fokin genius compared to this ridiculous modefoque.
Injuns should stick to what they do best; make foikin blankets not fokin music videos.
Listen, my people (wayuu) are good at some things and we stick with it, we aint making no fokin music videos. No one can milk a goat like my people, no one can pick up salt like we can and no one dislikes Colombians a much as we do.
You won’t find many Colombians wondering up in La Guajira, is not a safe place to be. Many modefoque have returned with half a dozen machetes stuck to their back. No friendly blanked making natives up there.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:30:

Each region got its own culture and diferent traditional dances.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:40:

hey web, is that diomedes wearing that manta?

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El Polo says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:51:

That ecuadorian song is like some sort of sick techno song.. I wonder how much money did they plan to make of this song?

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El Polo says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:54:

I think there is about two people in the world with that ecuadorian song in there ipod, the guy and the cameraman. hey come to think about it this guy can really make ecuador proud and form a duet with rico suave

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Colombiche says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:03:

"Colombice, first I thought the little ugly injun modefoque was from Bogotá, but now I see he’s your typical Andean injun from Ecuador."

Delfin, hasta el fin... Oh come on, aren't you being a little hard on bogotanos there elmo? ha ha ha. I think even La Tigresa del Norte is Madonna compared to this mofo.

I just wonder how the hell our neighbors to the south (peruanos and ecuatorianos) can be so bloody unhip, I mean, they are only one country away, some of our hipness should be leaking across the border down to them :) :)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:07:

I love the part when he puts his hands on his head and screams "NO PUEDE SESSHH, DIOSH MIO AYUUUDAMEEEEEE".

I ended up doing that too half way through this effing video. No puede ser hp!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:17:

was his monther/girlfriend washing dishes at window of the world or something?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:22:

I really really wonder how the nightspots in ecuador react when they play either one of those two songs above????

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 21, 2007, 21:06:

Gerardo got his start in the movie Colors, with Sean Penn and Robbie Duval. He had a small part as one of the LA gangbangers.

Wow, I forgot how bad that Rico Suave video was. I hadn't seen it for 15 years. And what is up with that Milli Vanilli dance - or is it the "Roger Rabbit"? I remember everybody did that shit when I was in college. Of course, in gringolandia, like Cincinatti, Indianapolis, Louisville, Kalamazoo, etc. that dance is still cutting edge. I am going back to the thread with Shakira shaking her cola.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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campbell says on Sep 21, 2007, 22:35:

yo tambien

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