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Merry Meet, all:
It seems that I am in a similar boat as our original poster here, only I am going to Bogota, and have already "met" (electronically) the woman that I am hoping to be with.
The problem is that I know almost nothing about the mindset of Colombian women (except for what I have heard and seen from a bus window going from Santiago de Cali to Bogata once a few Months ago) and I am notoriously bad at relationships anyway. I mean, like SUPER LOOSER OF THE SUPER LOOSERS bad. I mean like The Guy Who Was Rejected By "Last Chance Dating Service" Bad. Like writing to "Jail Babes" (from newspaper advertisements) Bad -- and still getting rejected BIG TIME.
So here I have found "My" Colombian "Princess" (well, hopefully, but likely?), and have spent almost all of My Money for a ticket to Good Old Cocaine Country's Beautiful Capital City (forgive Me if I have offended anyone, PLEASE. NOT My Intention) of Santa Fe de Bogota, and will be stuck there for a whole Month (unless sooner deported by the D.A.S.) with a woman whom I have only exchanged two E-Letters and two telephone calls with (at $10.00USD a Minute!).
Now, Good People of the World, I am hoping that someone somewhere can give Me some kind of a guide post as to what to expect from your "typical" Colombian woman and how to properly court her -- without getting rejected, hurt, arrested, kidnapped, and/or deported. I am asking this because the last time I was rejected by a woman (in Uruguay), I tried to kill Myself like six times in one Week, and it was everything that the Uruguayan Police and U.S. Embassy could do to prevent Me from succeeding, and I do not think that the Colombian Police will be so willing or interested in to keeping a depressed SuperLooser alive. I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO &%# at UP AGAIN!
So, if you could please give Me some information, please PLEASE do.
Blessed Be.
Lestat.
E-Mail: wiccanhighpriestofeldoradocounty at yahoo.com
By SlmieBall on Apr 11, 2004, 12:03 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Skippy says on Apr 11, 2004, 13:53: Oh man. I would love to have this kind of poo poo taken off this board. Going through these kinds of mails justs wastes time and space. Yup 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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guavaberry5 says on Apr 11, 2004, 14:20: my real concern i don't mean any disrespect to the person who posted this email request for info but if i were able, i'd alert the unassuming colombian woman to your past failed relationships so you don't get her into something that she's unaware of. from the sounds of it, i'd recommend you take a good look at what you're doing before you involve someone else.
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asmith says on Apr 11, 2004, 14:44: real concern I agree with you, if in fact this poster is honest, perhaps he should look inward and not export his problems to another country and another family. We do represent each other as North Americans when we travel to another country.
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CuriosJoe says on Apr 11, 2004, 14:53: Your posting is fake, including 10 dollars per munite crap. In either case you are not funny, and I feel sorry for her that she is going to have to put up with you for some time before she gets her papers.
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Mr. Hollywood says on Apr 11, 2004, 15:32: I think you're a troll Previous post edited because it was too harsh.
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saint says on Apr 12, 2004, 07:36: Whether the post is real or fake.... The truth of the matter is that there ARE quite a few true life situations of guys like this out there. I've traveled quite a bit and I've seen guys like this in my travels to Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, Costa Rica, Colombia, Cuba..etc.
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hypnoman says on Apr 12, 2004, 08:08: FOR REAL OR NOT ???? I LIKE OTHERS HAVE MY DOUBTS "SLMIE BALL" POST IS FOR REAL, BUT NEVER THE LESS I'LL ADD MY TWO CENTS WORTH.
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adela says on Apr 12, 2004, 10:05: English-Spanish I would like to improve my English level with someone interested in their Spanish skills too. Màs fe, màs abrazos, màs besos, màs disculpas, màs visitas a nuestros amigos antiguos nos haràn màs plenos cada vez. (Wishing to practice my listening in English virtually) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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AngelGabriel says on Apr 12, 2004, 10:19: English_Spanish Hello Adela Siente el Mambo YoYo 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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saint says on Apr 12, 2004, 13:54: Hi Adela... I'm always looking to improve my Spanish skills too. Send me an email at saintofba at hotmail.com Good luck.
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