My young cachaca wife just had plastic surgery.

toneloc24 says on Aug 7, 2006, 17:20:

Then.... Don't go to sleep tonight, at least next to her. If you wake up in a tub of ice, she won. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Lauthra says on Aug 7, 2006, 18:16:

Y?Nato (='.'=) Can we see the before and after pictures?
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elmodefoque says on Aug 8, 2006, 07:17:

Before I cut her Macys, Victoria Secret, Bloomingdales, Express, Gap, banana republic, Old Navy and American Express Platinum cards she used to look like this :) after my plastic surgery she now looks like this :(

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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Lauthra says on Aug 8, 2006, 14:41:

Oh Elmo, don't cut them, send some over :P
Nato

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mcraig says on Aug 8, 2006, 16:49:

Some how I got really lucky with my wife an spending She comes from a really well off rich family with a home worth around two million atleast in the most wealthy part of Dallas, texas. Private schools up into college where we met. An she is the cheapest person I ever met in my whole life to the point of being nutso. After dating for 10 years I knew she was frugile but when we got married an starting having kids she turned into this insane penny pencher an her an mother in law an sister in law are all the same. I gave her control of all the banking except for a bank account i keep on the side she doesnt know about where Invest an get some things I want. Because we literally had the biggest knockout arguments because i wouldnt write down a pack of smokes if we where out drinking or a can of copenhagen if I was playing softball or coke it drove her almost to the nuthouse me doing this. We both make good money in our careers an I can see her point about how much it cost to live but she an her mother cut coupons once a week together, the buy winter clothes in the summer an summer clothes in winter to get them on sale. I guess that why people eventually become rich but life is too short for that man!

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Rubiazo says on Aug 8, 2006, 16:55:

That wouldn't work here if you give that image in NYC people will NEVER give you any good work here. It's all about image. That's why everybody is in debt up to their ass here, even people who make a lot of $$$$ :P

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