My Trip Report to Bogota-Cali-Santa Marta

johnny2009 says on Nov 6, 2009, 05:34:

"Warning: I apologize for poor grammar or spelling in advance."

Yet you don't feel it is necessary to apologise for not bringing me any marmite?

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 05:40:

Johnny2009 - Unfortunately I had to give it to a hungry man who lives under Embankment Bridge.......

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 6, 2009, 05:50:

CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 06:19:

Brians: Thanks

My best friend wants to show me in Cartegena next time, and I want to go there as well. As for Medellin, I will only go there when I have some back-up plans. If it is in July, I would go there during Fashion show.

As for Luz Dary, she always complaint that 1 week trip to meet her wasn't enough prior to my arrival. Look at it! 5 hours total!! I think it is best if I forget about her completely ...

I am not a fan of Bogota, but I still want to go up on Monterresse!!

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Nov 6, 2009, 09:56:

Cake, keep moving... Im glad you had backup plans because if a Calena wants to be with you she will move the mountains to get there and be with you, not inundate you with one excuse after the other.. You better believe she told her "mom" or friend to call her after about 2 hours to get her outta there. Keep trying but take your time.

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 10:14:

Paisa:

"You better believe she told her "mom" or friend to call her after about 2 hours to get her outta there"

I believe it is more likely that she did not tell her mother she was meeting me. She was rather bad mood when her mother keeps calling her so it crossed out. I told her if she wants to have a serious relationships with me, she needs to introduce me to her family and show respect for me especially when I have travelled all the way from Mars! She said 'ok' but never happened! On Monday she asked me for money. I told her that she shouldv'e spend the whole week with me in order to earn money !!!! (Nothing to do with sex!! lol)

One hour before asking me for money, she deleted all my comments from her Facebook and added 'engaged' and also changed her surname!! lol

I really hate that sort of behaviour!! I cannot understand why many Colombian women seem to think it is easy to get men without respect.

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Papi de Alejo says on Nov 6, 2009, 10:15:

Ouch!!!

Live simply... Love generously... Care deeply... Speak kindly...

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 10:29:

Brians ... I do not know who she is engaged to! She said it is because of me!! I doubt! If it were, why did she remove all of my comments? There was 2 other men writing on her Facebook wall, claiming that they did not even know she has a boyfriend or perhaps they thought that they are her boyfriends LOL

She wants $1,000,000 (about $500) to buy merchandise for her market job and sell. I am not going to help her at all ....

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Nov 6, 2009, 10:36:

Alot of creidas and bandidas out there! Have a respectable, reasonable, list of prerequisites in your mind that the girl must pass in order for you to take the relationship to the next level. Asking for money or taking them shopping at studio f on a first date should raise a red flag. lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 10:44:

lol At least she did not ask me to go to Studio F lol

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thepieman says on Nov 6, 2009, 17:14:

johnny hasd just returned from uk so therefore has a huge stock of marmite and is trying to wind you up

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 17:30:

ThePieman... No, Johnny was being serious. I had to give to the poor man his marmite! jajaj

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 6, 2009, 17:33:

CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 18:06:

Darloup ... Luz Dary has a nerve for telling me that she thinks that I do not love her and also telling me that she loves me more than I love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least, Liz, my ex-prometida never stood me up!

Next time I will look for a girl whose name isn't L_z !! (Liz, Luz) lol

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 6, 2009, 18:09:

CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 6, 2009, 18:19:

Darloup .... l am fine now, because I had visited my best friend in Santa Marta and it helped me forgetting about her. Therefore my holiday already was worth my money and time. Booking Santa Marta at the last minute was the best turning point I have ever made.

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 6, 2009, 20:30:

Buongone says on Nov 7, 2009, 01:38:

Cake Designer. I'm going to PM you.

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johnny2009 says on Nov 7, 2009, 04:25:

Can you please post a photo of Luz so that we can collectively decide whether or not it would be worth your while having vengeful angry and coercive sex with her next time you are passing through?

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 7, 2009, 05:02:

Darloup ..... I'll try to write a report on Santa Marta soon

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MitchAlvarez says on Nov 10, 2009, 01:18:

please let go of luz dary.... f her :)

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 10, 2009, 04:27:

You waisted a lot of time with Luz Dary it seems. When she didn't show at the airport what was it that made you want to continue with her? These women show you what they are and who they are but damned if I can understand you guys not picking up on it? I can tell you without any doubt the way you are trying to meet a woman you will have to be dumb lucky I mean like supernatural lucky to meet a good woman. You will most likely fall for one who has good game, you will missenterpret this as a good woman and she will take you for a ride on the visa train and she will destroy you.

Don't swim in a tank full of sharks with a dead tuna tied to your wee wee. OK?

You wnat to play with Colombians, take the taxi to the hotel and then the hotel to the whorehouse. It will cost you up front but it is a lot cheaper than what it is gonna cost you with the other girls on the way out.

Or you could just forget the girls and come and enjoy Colombia? Maybe even learn some stuff about yourself in the experience and grow as a person? oh no never mind that......

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 10, 2009, 05:21:

oneforyoumillion .. I did not really waste time with her... I went to Santa Marta instead after 5 days staying in Cali instead of 10 days!

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 10, 2009, 07:14:

OK well than that is good! I hope you sent her some pictures of you with some hot babes.... JAJA

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roccatanski says on Nov 10, 2009, 07:36:

I agree with P/C/l's comment she had her"mom" or friend to call her after about 2 hours to get her outta there,these scammer type women can pretend very convincingly to be angry ,sad,happy etc at the drop of a hat, that is just part of doing business to get what they want..

"A man is defined by his actions, not his memory" ( Kuato-- total recall)

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 10, 2009, 07:37:

yep so therefor my golden rule is this. I watch what they do not what they say or how they say it. Actions is where they fail to deliver, words are cheap.

Also the odds, I always watch the odds. What are the chances of mom being sick when she was not before on the very day I fly into Cali? Remote at best.

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johnny2009 says on Nov 10, 2009, 07:51:

"Don't swim in a tank full of sharks with a dead tuna tied to your wee wee."

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Well that's my plan for the weekend scuppered

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 10, 2009, 07:53:

oneforyoumillion. She made a stupid odds in the 1st day: Not only Mum was sick but also sister in the hospital. Anyway I went to the Fashion Show which is in Yumbo. I decided to pay a visit on my way back to the hotel, and the mother looks very well for a 'sick' person !!! 3rd odds: brother - prison.

Last time 2 other girls did not meet me as planned - both clained that their daughters were sick.

OBVIOUSLY ALL THE CHILDREN IN COLOMBIA GET SICK EVERY DAY!!! lol

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 10, 2009, 07:56:

Your timing was just bad as she is doing good with her boyfriend. Now had they been fighting? Oh she would have been to the airport in a flash! lol

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Nov 10, 2009, 09:11:

Hey Mitch, welcome back! Where you been?

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Nov 10, 2009, 09:14:

"Last time 2 other girls did not meet me as planned - both clained that their daughters were sick.

OBVIOUSLY ALL THE CHILDREN IN COLOMBIA GET SICK EVERY DAY!!! lol"


At least your starting to get the jist of things.. How things work down there. On one of my first trips down there I had a girl tell me she was in a taxi in TRAFFIC for like 2 hrs.. and then after that it went to voicemail. Another one to cross off the list. Easy come easy go! If a Colombiana wants to be with you she will move heaven and earth, take a chiva, burro, 3 busetas whatever to make it over to you!

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 10, 2009, 09:22:

PCL: I cannot believe how cruel these ladies are, pretending that their children are sick ....!!!

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 10, 2009, 09:23:

yes that is true paisa but if your waisting your time with these players you will never know that. Glad I am not the only one that crosses off the list quickly.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Nov 10, 2009, 09:53:

NOW, on the contrary if a Colombiana DOESN'T want to be with you, she will give you every excuse in the book, "im sick, my kid is sick, my mothers sick, my grandmas in the hospital, my cellphone battery died, it had no signal, I fell asleep and didn't hear the cell phone and on and on. You job is to separate the good girls and the bad girls. The ones that want to actually be with you and the one that might have ulterior motives. OFYM is right that a real experienced bandida, it will be difficult to spot those for a novice. Just try to use common sense and if you have a gut feeling then most likely its probably true. I know I know, sometimes you wish these girls would just tell you straight up "Hey, im a so not interested in you so take a walk" But that hardly ever happens. Keep trying.

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 10, 2009, 09:54:

Yep it is the lie that is very common in the player. Once spotted, run.

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MitchAlvarez says on Nov 10, 2009, 11:23:

pcl whats up!!! just busy and stuff........ lost my job so ive been online applying for jobs and doing some stuff and felt compelled to come back and check on my pbh friends and the few farc lovers on pbh jajajaj

yo what happ to elmo?

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Nov 10, 2009, 11:32:

(DELETED) You may or may not agree with everything that Elmo says or does in this forum.. But he had a right to be here, exist and give his opinion against some of the obvious papayas here.. He was the YIN to alot of Yang here.

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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MitchAlvarez says on Nov 10, 2009, 11:37:

what the fcuk? wowwww did he completely loose it or is it the mafia at it again? jajaja

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vallenato says on Nov 13, 2009, 15:02:

I was wondering where Elmo went.

Cake, I am sorry your friend didn't work out. But I think you had a great trip anyway so good for you.

I wish you better luck. There are good girls here in Colombia. You just have to see past the glitter until you find the heart of gold.

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CakeDesigner-wannabe says on Nov 13, 2009, 15:04:

Gracias Vallenato ;)

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