My second day in Curramba

So there I was, having breakfast with a slight hangover at hotel Versalles in Barranquilla. Almost 24 hours earlier I was at JFK boarding an Avianca plane to get here.
Every modefoque knows me at this mid level hotel (100 mil a night for a suit) same price as my hookers.
I hear my name with a “Don�? in front all over the place. Welcome back! from this modefoque, welcome back! from that modefoque, I was there just a couple months earlier for carnaval. I get welcome back from every modefoque except from this broad that works there. I wanna bang her real bad, REAL FOKIN BAD.
I’ll give her a million fokin pesos just to get her on all fours naked in my room. She’s got a real pretty white cachaca face with freckles, big eyes, dark long wavy hair, with thick legs and the biggest currambera ass I’ve ever seen. She wears only very short skirts and high heels. That fine hot broad never looks at me, no matter what I do to try and get her fokin attention. She knows damb well I’m crazy about her ass.
Never mind that friggin broad. No doubt I love this fokin place (Curramba) and plan to croak right here, though I sometimes wonder why I love it so much.
This past weekend was the Puerto Rican parade in NYC/Manhattan. Over a million people filled Fifth Avenue, Central Park east, let’s just say the entire mid town Manhattan area.
Over a million fokin people and not one single fokin BEER in sight. No matter how much I like this great city, I can’t live like this anymore. This has become a fokin POLICE STATE where all rights have been taken away and nobody is complaining. You can’t do a fokin thing with out some ass hole dragging your ass to jail.
I’m getting the fok outta here and heading back to my country real soon.

By elmodefoque on Jun 13, 2007, 12:02 in Friendly Talkzone.

esanch36 says on Jun 13, 2007, 12:35:

yeahhhhhhhhhhh ill be there in 11 days alas only for 2 weeks. :(

esanch36

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

Lowell says on Jun 13, 2007, 14:40:

4 1/2 yrs I've been out of the States for 4 1/2 years and have no real reason at this time to go back. Yep, here we can drink in public, blast our music all night long, view beautiful uninhibited women......

Yee Ha!

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 13, 2007, 15:52:

good luck
good luck

engage brain before opening mouth

Proud_Canadian says on Jun 13, 2007, 18:54:

"I've been out of the States for 4 1/2 years and have no real reason at this time to go back. Yep, here we can drink in public, blast our music all night long, view beautiful uninhibited women......"

Don't they call that place Vegas in the US? ;)

CaritadeAngel says on Jun 13, 2007, 19:47:

Damn, lads You need to come to my country. Talk about uninhibited. Secretly, Elmo enjoys the chase.

Inhibitions (by the way why isn't their a word "hibited"?) are necessary for conquest. Or its not a "conquest".

Passion, that's the thing. All my life, I've been searching for a place with a few more inhibitions than home. Some tension that reverberates like a plucked guitar string between men and women.

Thats why I love Barranquilla so much.

The inhibitions.

Ahhhh.

"He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him speak; 'tis charity to shew."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

elmodefoque says on Jun 14, 2007, 07:03:

Lucitania?
Nojoda cuadro esa Lucitania?
Nojoda cuadro esa vaina es bien cara. 10 mil barras por una fokin cerveza!
Let me tell ya about lucitania, I saw the most beautiful broad I’ve ever seen in all Colombia there. Well actually she was shopping at an Olimpica near by and I was told she worked there.
This young broad was made in heaven; no way was she was mere mortal . I bet she never shits and farts. She simply took my breath away, like a burro kicked me in the middle of my fokin stomach

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

esanch36 says on Jun 14, 2007, 07:37:

Ugghhhh? Women fart and shit???? Woohhhhhhhhh i dont believe that for a sec. Kat Desi is this true?????? If so i have to rethink my whole concept of women..mannnnnn

esanch36

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

Albatross says on Jun 14, 2007, 08:27:

"... and not one single fokin BEER in sight" It is pretty fokin ridiculous in the States... awhile back, after I had returned from a few weeks in the D.R., I absent-mindedly left a bar with a beer in my hand. Well the bartender, a little college girl, caught up to me a half a block away, scolded me and demanded the I either give her the beer, or return to the bar. I thought the whole thing was hilarious, but told her that if she was really that determined, I gladly give up the beer...

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.�?
- H.L. Mencken

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 14, 2007, 08:45:

esanch that's only a mith .

engage brain before opening mouth

oldbongo says on Jun 14, 2007, 09:40:

women only do that... if they don't talk enough.

Lowell says on Jun 14, 2007, 10:15:

Vegas Cheaper here.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

elmodefoque says on Jun 14, 2007, 10:38:

Hey Lowell, I was in Vegas 3 years ago with my then Colombian wife. Yeah, it was fun being treated like an adult and allowed to sit around on the strip drinking a nice cold beer with out some nasty ass juiced-up modefoque hassling me.
Don’t know much about the hooker action in Vegas but I do remember seeing city buses advertising escort joints and phones to get hookers up to your room.
I might be mistaken but I do believe is a lot cheaper in Colombia and with much younger girls.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

Lowell says on Jun 14, 2007, 12:42:

Shock Elmo, You mean you didn't visit the Mustang Ranch? Maybe it closed down. A 100 mil peso Colombia woman in Vegas might run you $500-$1000.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

Lowell says on Jun 14, 2007, 12:46:

jauncho00 Like comparing apples and oranges. Totally different right? las vegas is like it's own world.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"