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After being presently suprised by Colombia itself, and looking forward to opening an internet marketing operations center here to service my customers in the United States, this insane apartment rental market has almost forced me to go to another country with our business.
I have been staying in a fairly expensive hotel for the last three weeks while agressively looking for an apartment to rent for a minimum of one year. This is of course step 1 of many steps to begin doing business here in Bogota, however if I don't find a solution in the next couple of days, I will be forced to go elsewhere.
I have seen over 20 different apartements in Chico, Parque 93, Rosales, Chapinero Alto, Santa Barbara, and some of the other nicer areas of Bogota. I have made offers on 7 different 1 and 2 bedroom apartments in the 1.000.000-2.500.000 price range, also offering to provide financial statements and 3 month rent up front. I have received an unequivocal NO or no returned call at all from the owner/agencies representing these properties. After having business and apartments in several latin american countries, I have never experienced anywhere the distrust, unwillingness to help, and pure and utter ARROGANCE that I have seen in this city.
If anyone knows of a furnished 1-2 bedroom long term apartments in a decent area, where I won't have to have Colombian nationals with property, one year in advance, an insurance company guarantee, and a blood and urine sample to rent an apartment, i am at the point of desperation. I have spent several thousand dollars more on just temporary expenses then I expected, so my budget is now a little lower than it was originally.
I would love to stay in Colombia but if I can't find a place to live.... what shall I do?
mpayne at profitbridgeinc.com
By mpayne101 on Feb 11, 2008, 16:49 in Renting, selling & meetups.
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RAAAY says on Feb 11, 2008, 17:40: It's not easy........but it is not impossible...................seems easier if you can deal with the owner direct..............do'nt even give the agent your information........instead ask for the owners phone number.....and then get a local to call..........worked for me........maybe I was just lucky........ .........Its useless to argue with ignorance 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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CatGirl says on Feb 11, 2008, 17:46: mpyne: Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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arthur brode says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:09: i have some nice unfurnished 1br/2br/3br apartments for rent here in sunny Cali. http://www.calirentals.net/ 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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pedro says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:32: I don't suppose you have your visa and cedula (ID card) organised yet? que nota! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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la campiña says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:38: Have you heard the one about the brit that lived in La Campiña north of Cali 2 minutes from chipi plastica and payed the water bill for a family the floor above (8 people) for 6 months without knowing, when informed EMCALI came round with quote "profesional equipment to find the rogue water pipe", that was going upwards to the aformentioned apartment.Have you ever seen a giant stethoscope, well they listened to the walls like a desperate doctor would searching for the faintest heartbeat, ha, all to no avail, so unlike doctors thankfuly, they employed large men with huge biceps to randomly beat and smash holes in any wall close to them.2 weeks later dust debris chaos, a gargantuan decision was made, lets re plumb the water into the abode using new pipes, HALLELUAGH, etc, All done, fixed, great, and I didnt care about the eye sore of the new pipes being on the outside of the walls, they work and the water is mine, mine all mine. OOHH why is the floor wet I thought as I hurtled across my living room on my arse, only a few days had past from the "enlightening of water experience" when I had my first lesson in urban surfing across my own home space. Absorb this kind folk, the pipes used to install my new water system, ( mine alone) were plastic conduit, only used for electric cable, thankfully no electric cable was involved so the water pressure had a gay old time gradualy squeezing and splitting and guiding brother agua into my casita. It took another month to fix all , but realy when I think back, is there any significance to my memories of the guy upstais running to the ground floor where all the electric terminals are and ushering franticaly a man himself a little flustered, and I quote although I heard from a stair well " CORTE LOS CABLES; AHORA; AVE MARIA PUES"........ I kid you not
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jonas says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:42: mpaiyne What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gator says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:48: As you are finding out really, really tough without a Colombian cosigner. I would reread Raaay's comment several times. Three primary questions: "Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" . 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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webmanco says on Feb 11, 2008, 18:56: It looks like you are looking for an aparment office at the same time, is that the way you had approach the real state people? I seems also you don´t have enough contacts in Colombia, the higher the price of the property you want to rent the more the requirenments to qualify. ...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringoloid says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:25: mpayne....the best thing to do today is to calm down and try not to get worked up over this. It is just something you have to work through. you're going to find many other challenges just like this in every day living here.
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ujay says on Feb 11, 2008, 19:40: 101,if it helps you out ,i got a room for you and your own bathroom,and a guy from the office will sort out a place for you in a few days ,pm me if it help. www.unionjackedfilms.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lostgringo says on Feb 11, 2008, 20:03: You are experiencing what most of us have gone through in Colombia. I had a friend who offered to pay for an apartment 6 months in advance. The owner refused it. My girlfriend who happened to own an apartment in the same building could not believe it. She said to me, "the Gringo has money why does this man not want it?" To make a long story short, she is now renting her fully furnished apartment to Gringos. Your Home Away from Home www.welovebogota.com and www.apartmentinbogota.com "Luxury apartments and rooms Cheap" Only 2 blocks from the American Embassy! 24/7 hour security. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Robert Jorge says on Feb 11, 2008, 20:46: I rented an apartment in Villavo without too much problem. It took us almost 3 weeks to find it and sign a contract. The mother in law did co-sign. Later, as I kind of learned the "ins and outs", the way to do it is to deal directly with the apartment owner. And to do that, you need to walk the streets, talk to guards / doormen, respond to for rent signs posted in windows and guard shacks, etc. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lostgringo says on Feb 12, 2008, 02:21: I never thought of some those tactics Robert Jorge. Maybe I will have use some of those on my return to Colombia. I think we should start a new thread: Your Home Away from Home www.welovebogota.com and www.apartmentinbogota.com "Luxury apartments and rooms Cheap" Only 2 blocks from the American Embassy! 24/7 hour security. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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podborski says on Feb 12, 2008, 03:57: I keep telling people the best business to be in in colombia is renting apartments to extranjeros.
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gringoloid says on Feb 12, 2008, 05:07: Why don't we have 'stickies' here to help people out?
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bickerss says on Feb 12, 2008, 07:05: there are aparthotels you can rent with no problems. There are two near zona rosa which cost 840,000 pesos a month - not the nicest but ok. They have little tiny kitchens in them. There are also aparthotels in Chapinero for similar prices.
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 12:39: RAAY-----
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 12:57: arthur brode ---
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:02: pedro says on Monday February 11th, 2008 18:32:
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:04: Jonas,
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:06: webmanco says on Monday February 11th, 2008 18:56:
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gringoloid says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:08: mpayne.....my offer still stands for an awesome apartment in Rosales, with no paperwork, and no lease, as well as a reasonable price.
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:14: LostGringo---
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:19: gringoloid says on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 13:08:
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:26: Robert Jorge says on Monday February 11th, 2008 20:46:
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mpayne101 says on Feb 12, 2008, 13:30: bickerss says on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 7:05:
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wendell13 says on Feb 12, 2008, 17:31: Did I read that right when you said that you think $1650 US a month is reasonable for a 3 bedroom in Medellin?
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miamimike says on Feb 12, 2008, 19:09: $1650 will get you a large 2 br-2ba in Sunny Isles here in the North Miami Beach area minutes from the Beach. ,,,seems high for Colombia "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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jonas says on Feb 12, 2008, 19:13: hmmm is that why Colombians go to SOUTH beach? What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Feb 13, 2008, 06:46: You could start out with an apartamento amoblado. I found a nice one in Bogota for 70,000 a day. Thats in the price range you are looking for around 2,000,000 a month. Its was accross the street from that university with the long name Jav_______________________ia? Mid way between La Zona Rosa and Centro. Look in Lapaginasarmarillas.com
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Lostgringo says on Feb 13, 2008, 09:13: You have to remember guys we are talking about a FULLY FURNISHED 3 bedroom apartment complete with all the bells and whistles and 24/7 security. Compare this to one hotel room where you have to pay $100 a day with no wifi and no ability to cook etc. Do the math: 30 X $100 = $3,000 times that again by 3 rooms = $9,000. That's what allot of hotels are actually making in Bogota. Even at 1/3 of that price they are still making $3,000. So why is it so expensive to rent the entire 3 bedroom apartment fully furnished at that price for around $1,600? Everything included. Your Home Away from Home www.welovebogota.com and www.apartmentinbogota.com "Luxury apartments and rooms Cheap" Only 2 blocks from the American Embassy! 24/7 hour security. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lostgringo says on Feb 13, 2008, 09:51: mpayn101 I just had a brain storm. Ask for Bob at Colombian Lodging and see if you can rent his finca. He does rent it out and he may give you a deal on a long term lease. He is great guy and can tell some great stories about Colombia. It will be fully furnished and I am sure he has internet. Your Home Away from Home www.welovebogota.com and www.apartmentinbogota.com "Luxury apartments and rooms Cheap" Only 2 blocks from the American Embassy! 24/7 hour security. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Robert Jorge says on Feb 13, 2008, 15:08: Some of the highest street-crime rate areas of Bogota are in privileged (rich) areas. That is where the money is at. Don't believe me, ask Rubito ... he has freaking stats with actual street numbers and intersections. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringoloid says on Feb 15, 2008, 11:28: Rubito......it's not a pain in the ass dealing with me. i represent many apartments here in Bogotá, some furnished.
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pedro says on Feb 15, 2008, 15:25: Rubi, have you moved into the place yet? que nota! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Robert Jorge says on Feb 16, 2008, 08:36: How many years at 18% Rubito? Sounds like your new place is going to be awesome. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Robert Jorge says on Feb 16, 2008, 21:56: Another thing to look into - see if you can get toilets that actually have replaceable seats. I never went into a Bogota Home Center looking for them, but at least in Villavo, it is impossible to buy a replacement toilet seat. --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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webmanco says on Feb 17, 2008, 07:55: Most apartments bought while in construction give you the chance to had aditional electrical points as well as phone plates in different places. There are many other optionals, it will be more expensive but it is needed as RJ said. ...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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c2 says on Feb 20, 2008, 15:18: mpayne... I have an apartment in Rosales available.. for one month, one week, 1 year, ... I am a gringo and there is a deposit and I may be adding a small contract. I am pretty sure my ad appears here on PoorButHappy. I have had a gringo and an English gal in there during the last year and it worked really well for me and for them. No co-signers required! I was moving back into it, but let's talk very soon if you are still looking.
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jonas says on Feb 20, 2008, 18:01: c2 there seems to be a tipo in your ad, it says 2,5 mio / month and 150k / week. You might want to correct that. cheers What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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dbldareu says on Mar 3, 2008, 11:27: Here's how I found a three bedroom three bathroom truly sweet apartment with hardwood floors/beautifully furnished in Rosales -- for $450 U.S. You heard right... DD 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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tomtom33 says on Mar 3, 2008, 12:19: Very good idea. But that US$300 was way too high. Next time try 50 or 100K.
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jonas says on Mar 3, 2008, 17:50: mpayne, so have you found anything adequate for you? What´s the end to the story? What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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mpayne101 says on Mar 3, 2008, 19:59: UPDATE!!!
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jonas says on Mar 4, 2008, 08:44: And how is setting the company up going for you? I am asking because people here usually ask their initial questions on ´how to´ and then you don´t hear anything more about the process. Found a good and reasonably priced accountant? Any questions on that matter? What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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la campiña says on Mar 4, 2008, 20:55: I've got one somewhere ( story), re paying for water for the app above its in the memory banks on this site
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