My Combiana novia said GOD IS NUMBER 1 and I am number 2

shawnnn says on Oct 3, 2006, 14:50:

I never learned to SPELL Colombiana yet OOOPs

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 3, 2006, 14:52:

shawnnn wrote "I told her next time she needed money ask God first and wait for his answer. If he doesn't answer then its time to get priorities straight."

to ask her son? :)

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pedro says on Oct 3, 2006, 16:18:

You might want to check that "God" is not her pet name for the Colombiano boyfriend from the barrio. :op

que nota!

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shawnnn says on Oct 3, 2006, 16:20:

The only thing her son will say is DADA........ por favor

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bufalo says on Oct 3, 2006, 19:12:

I was always told that "number 1" and "number 2" had to do with relieval. Think about it, she said you are "number2".

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor

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miamimike says on Oct 3, 2006, 20:13:

Is the Father of your Novia's Son paying Child Support ? on a regular basis? I agree with you Shawn, she needs to ask who she considers No.1 for da loot!

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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goin_south says on Oct 3, 2006, 22:18:

You might have to consider seriously what bufalo says; you did say that her english was getting pretty good, didn't you? So far, these people make good feedback; I think you might be screwed, but not the way you like ;)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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gringoincolombia says on Nov 11, 2006, 21:17:

Of course... you could tell her, very seriously, that you are god. Jim Jones did it and talked all those people into killing themselves, and I'm sure you're not asking for THAT much.

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goin_south says on Nov 11, 2006, 21:32:

GIC that's funny commentary; you must have been really bored to have dug up this post:

"Tengo mucha compasión para Su Colombiana, Schawwwwnnnnnn...jejeje."

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on Nov 11, 2006, 22:07:

Just tell her to come to Panama.... safe, and secure. Schawwwnnnn......
"Tengo mucha compasión para el loro, y su brazili-Ana."

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 12, 2006, 22:17:

I think youre making a huge fuss out of something really silly. People in colombia are raised believing God should be over everything else, its the first commandment anyway, you cant just come and change her beliefs because you think its stupid. If you cant deal with her being that religious then move on to something that suits your needs...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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goin_south says on Nov 13, 2006, 00:14:

even though I am 93 years old... It's posts like this one that keeps me feeling very young, ... from the laughter!


"Tengo mucha compasión para SCHAWWWNNNN Y SU NOVIA."

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on Nov 13, 2006, 00:18:

Looking at things from that perspective, number 2 really isn't a Looking at things from that perspective, number 2 really isn't all that bad.

Strobers,...you don't know Schawwwwnnnnn. (I know him, and it makes me feel always better, talking to him, and knowing or believing I don't have those problems) But then, he's the one with the penthouses and I'm still one up here working my ass off.

"Tengo mucha compasión para Schawwwwwnnnn.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on Nov 13, 2006, 00:18:

es malo.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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lpdiver says on Nov 13, 2006, 14:21:

I would be happy ... With 4-5 th place with any paisa worth her arepas.

T

"cook some rice!"

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Davie Pete says on Nov 13, 2006, 17:37:

Shawn, its possible that God has selected you to provide for her. Quite an honor - and responsibility. Are you man enough for it?

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johnarizona says on Nov 13, 2006, 18:18:

e wants to be ranked ahead of God? but he gets his advice at a Colombian blog? Better grab number 2 fast, she is being very generous to you I think.

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johnarizona says on Nov 13, 2006, 18:22:

and please tell me your not from the USA ... talk about ugly american syndrome..."worship me, not God, I got the bucks"...man you gotta figure this guy has a long hot future ahead of him.

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skemper19 says on Nov 17, 2006, 15:46:

Come on guys........ Anyone who is religious knows the rules.... you MUST put God before ALL things as God is the one who provides you with numbers 2 through........................................... Shawn... are you really that offended by it??? She's only living the religious life that she was brought up in and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. You should be proud and honored that you have such a woman.... count your blessings........

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aztec says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:08:

Shawn... ...you are really out of touch with this woman and her culture. If you are interested in a successful long term relationship with her spend time with the people in Colombia.

On the other hand if all you are interested in as some "fin" than full speed ahead and to hell with what she thinks.

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. says on Nov 18, 2006, 06:48:

Is this the American program calls the Chrisnina's show?

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goin_south says on Nov 18, 2006, 09:38:

juanp, it's something like the 'Ricky Lake Show" Schawwwnnnn, I think they are giving you good advice, with what appears to be a great gal. She'll change, once she sees your a** in person. one way or the other. maybe you'll move up, maybe down. you let us know. but, I'm tellin you, it ain't a good idea to head towards Tumaco right now.

"Tengo mucha compasión para el loro."

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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law254 says on Nov 19, 2006, 20:16:

schawwn, I understand why you feel strange about this. It's because you want to pour your love into her but you can't if she puts a wall up. The God Wall. The fact is that God is a personal relationship and is a personal relationship with all of us. We have no true requirement to tell another human being that they are secondary and I doubt God wants people to do this. Our relationship with god is a selfish thing, something internal. If you tell another person that you put God before them then you really mean you put yourself before the other person because your relationship with God is exactly that, yours. This is a personal stab and is not necessary; however, if you believe in God in the same way it wouldn't bother you. The reason she said that to you is it's a social pressure and she really didn't think of what it really means.

Man shawn, you're a romantic, but why not just give in, use her as a piece of sex meat like God intended. She's just for sex, bang her and push her off the bed and tell her you need room to pray.

This is what I notice about colombianas. They won't dare let a man take first place because it's a sin, though she'll f_ck a guy before marriage, cheat and be ambitous like it's ok. This is very selfish and childish. I think sex before marriage is worse than idolatry and I also don't think God is a childish jealous man, I think he's above that and I don't think he minds if one person loves another more than anything else on earth. To claim otherwise would be to claim that God is imperfect.

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goin_south says on Nov 19, 2006, 20:23:

schawnnn, if you go to Tumaco, can you stop by Samaniego on the way and tell the ELN to "..GET F#%KED!!!..", for me? Elmo says not to worry; It's the one thing the guerillas will run from:

A GRINGO TELLING THEM TO 'GO F*#k Yourself'!
(I jus would stop though, at yelling at them to 'Go F*#k Your Momma'!) Never tell a guerilla to go f*&k his momma.

"Tengo mucha compasión para el loro."

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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