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My Colombian dad

Though we had extreme apposite political views, he, a conservative republican, me, a left wing commie modefoque, I still miss my dad.
He used to take us (brothers) up to la Guairá all the time on his fancy big ass moto, I think it was German or British made. He loved everything British, I still don’t know why.
My love for the ocean and outdoors I picked up from those trips to the northern tip of Colombia. Looking from way up la Sierra Nevada to the ocean below.
Little that he knew his handsome young boy would grow up to be a disgusting whore mongering old modefoque .
Sorry dad, I foked up big time.

By elmodefoque on Sep 26, 2008, 10:27 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:27:

thank you!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:42:

our last trip in barranquilla , behind, tanque de las delicias
two days later we landerd in NYC 1950's

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miamimike says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:45:

Elmo--go to the Off Topic Page and see that post about the city worker in Miami they caught with a Dog in a... er "Compromising position" Reminded me of you and your BQA Burrita...LOL

Nice Foto and story

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:49:

Which one is you in the photo elmo?

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:50:

my first question after we landed in USA was, "where the fok is that leave it to beaver?"

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:52:

I is the modefoque to the far right, the handsome one

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mzzmerized says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:55:

Awww...you were so cute...too bad I never ran into you in Colombia...but guess what? I ran into a couple who were JUST LIKE YOU!!!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:58:

wow. mzzmerized, there you are
were them guys mama gallo too?

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MaFe says on Sep 26, 2008, 10:59:

ja ja elmo.......ur dad is probably very proud!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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mzzmerized says on Sep 26, 2008, 11:02:

I was a hairy little 22-year-old gringa...it was the late 70s...6 weeks in the Santa Marta area...I think a met a few of you...

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MaFe says on Sep 26, 2008, 11:14:

Elmo are you mzzmerized? You didn't meet me...I didn't exist at that time..lol

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Mononoke28 says on Sep 26, 2008, 11:22:

I hate to say it but are too cute in that pic.

Diana

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mzzmerized says on Sep 26, 2008, 11:29:

Elmo your posts are my favorites because when you talk about Colombia, I really get it...THAT was the Colombia I knew...not all this pie in the sky stuff that some of these posters go on about...

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elmodefoque says on Sep 26, 2008, 11:50:

thank mzzmerized, you're making me blush.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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mzzmerized says on Sep 26, 2008, 12:24:

It's only because I can relate to some of those wild drug and booze soaked times you talk about...I don't know how I made it out of Colombia alive! I lived there off and on for 12 years and how I still have my health and sanity (?) is beyond me!!!

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webmanco says on Sep 27, 2008, 09:49:

Here is the real Elmo, don´t be fooled,

Since he does not score on real Colombianas (de carne y hueso) then he does on Botero´s gordas

Poor Elmo

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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MaFe says on Sep 27, 2008, 13:13:

webmanco...no seas rudos...there is nothing wrong with Boteros gorditas!! Malcriado!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 28, 2008, 12:53:

Pretty funny Web!

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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