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My buddy Rubito says the darndest things, regarding Colombia.

Among them “The average salary in Bogota is 1.2 to 1.3 millones de pesos al mes��? “Colombians are moving back in droves��? “Bogotá is safer than Barranquilla��? ‘ All the burundanga is in Barranquilla not Bogotá��? and many others.
Well, I spotted the latest one from yesterday.s comments.
“People in Bogota do not trust laundromats, they think they are unhygienic, that's why you don't see so many of them.��? jajajajaja
Yeah right, they don’t have laundromats cus they cant afford to spend no fokin 20 mil pesos it will take to wash clothes for a family of 15 .
What do they do? You take a fokin stick or a fokin rock and beat the chit outta them jeans under that cold Bogotá water, that’s what you do.

By elmodefoque on Jun 26, 2008, 07:03 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:03:

thank you!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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goin_south says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:06:

jaja... and in barran-quilla... they just sit in the surf. .. jaj

Where do we go from here?

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:12:

dique worried about hygienics, chitttt most of those modefoques don't even shower thus the reaons for that meao scent.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Plato says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:20:

Wow. An attack on bogotanos. Is Rubi from Bogota? And this is a friendly commentary.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:22:

Rubi only goes to Bogota. The rest of Colombia is too hot for him :)

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Plato says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:23:

Morphus - wassup dude? Well, sounds like Elmo wants to start up another one of his famous ruckus threads.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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tasco66 says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:37:

I know a lot of Colombians who have moved back to Colombia because of improved security

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:37:

Hey Plato, still working out?

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Plato says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:48:

I stopped for a few months then went back two and a half months ago consistently. Doing those skull crushers I learned from you on this site. At this point, I mostly toned up and I'm punishing my middle. Dieting is hard!

Perhaps in another thread, I wanted to ask some questions if it's o.k. with you.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 07:54:

guys let's get drunk!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Plato says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:01:

Oh, I love this! Old time discussions on PBH! Jajaja!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:05:

Your buddy Rubito says the darnest things all over the internet....but people know now to take what he says with a grain of salt...

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:05:

and then we go and harass the japaneese broads and watch morph eat with chop sticks

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:08:

Maybe tomorrow. Is your Marilyn Manson loving brother-in-law from Poblado going?

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:10:

yeah, he liked that japannes food

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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tasco66 says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:37:

Rubito, I like how you hold your grounds and stick it to Colombian bashers…

Keep up the good work!

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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truthspeaker says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:25:

Did any Marvel old time fan notice that Plato would be perfect for an Xmen movie in the part of prof. Hank McCoy, alias The Beast, of course before the permanent transformation in the Jack Kirby era?

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:37:

That's kind of funny truth guy.... even if you are a comic book fan!

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Plato says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:40:

So . . . Hank McCoy huh? . . . That dude kicks ass.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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billyb says on Jun 26, 2008, 18:50:

Let's play. who is the angry "newbie".

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houstongal says on Jun 26, 2008, 18:54:

Ah, but he doesn't have a pit bull. He has the sweetest looking dog!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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billyb says on Jun 26, 2008, 18:54:

Another fact my new and very ignorant friend, that is a chinese crested dog, not a pitbull.

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billyb says on Jun 26, 2008, 18:58:

That's ok HG, medo is up to speed quick tonight, it usually takes little the dolt a few posts to make an ass out of himself.

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houstongal says on Jun 26, 2008, 19:01:

Too bad his post on No Reservations will disappear by morning. Good show.

I wish Peter would fix that new comments link. I hate having to hit the End key and scroll up.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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goin_south says on Jun 26, 2008, 21:58:

me too.

Where do we go from here?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2008, 22:34:

This time somebody was still up and about when Medo decided to strike


I go to read the thread in deleted comments and oh boy he was on speed, indeed.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Plato says on Jun 27, 2008, 04:51:

Desi, that's too funny! "Hold it!"

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Monpirri says on Jun 27, 2008, 05:08:

Would it possible to let all members know who is the moderator on duty or online when a post is axed.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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GregYohn says on Jul 8, 2008, 07:37:

Hola!

In Cali, people wash baby clothes by hand, instead of using a washing machine since it is believed that a washing machine does not clean as well as doing it by hand!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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kernow62 says on Jul 12, 2008, 18:34:

You know it is weird that when a person is banned all their comments go too. Why not leave them so the threads at least make some sense?

Greg, in Ireland they wash babies by hitting them with a stick and rubbing them on the blarney stone.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 12, 2008, 18:37:

i think they used to wash rubito by beating him with a fokin stick

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 13, 2008, 01:23:

Kernow, we have that option too.
I sometimes use it when there's something worthwhile in the troll's comments. The troll we are speaking of has never said anything worth saving. (Medoblado, that is)

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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GregYohn says on Jul 13, 2008, 08:11:

Hola!

Now we know, you are just joking since there is just 1 Blarney stone in Ireland!

kernow62 says on Jul 12, 2008, 18:34: flag

You know it is weird that when a person is banned all their comments go too. Why not leave them so the threads at least make some sense?

Greg, in Ireland they wash babies by hitting them with a stick and rubbing them on the blarney stone.

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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kernow62 says on Jul 13, 2008, 08:51:

Oh damn Greg, you caught me.

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rocinante says on Jul 13, 2008, 09:00:

Rubi may be a total butthead at times - but at least he never said he would make it to St Marks last week -as Elmo and Morphus said they would and never showed.

Unitl everyone in the household has a job and doesn't have a maid there will not be a need for laundromats.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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GregYohn says on Jul 13, 2008, 10:47:

Hola!

A Brit does not know much about Ireland, so its OK if you make mistakes!

kernow62 says on Jul 13 (today): flag

Oh damn Greg, you caught me.

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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adrimm says on Jul 13, 2008, 17:40:

Kernow I agree with you re: vanishing posts.

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kernow62 says on Jul 13, 2008, 18:44:

Thanks Greg. You are so kind.

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morphus says on Jul 14, 2008, 05:28:

Roci, sorry I did'nt make it. I only slept 2 hours the night before. I passed out when I got home from work at 4pm. I was here the night before


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morphus says on Jul 14, 2008, 05:32:

This Sunday Colombian Festival in Queens. I'll be driving, sober and on my best behavior :)

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kalder says on Jul 14, 2008, 07:39:

Are they all tattoos, or is that guy smeared with jam as well?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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