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MUJERES, OH MUJERES TAN DIVINAS NO QUEDA OTRO CAMINO QUE ADORARLAS!!!

Hi guys I just want to share this with you:

Gabo is in love with a beautiful paisa!!! YES INDEED!

I am deeply in love with her, but there's only one thing between us: HER HUSBAND! (hehehehehe)

See I've been trying to respect her "new" life beside the guy she loves and
therefore, her marriage, but honestly I feel butterflies in my stomach everytime we talk... sorry I can't help it... but I've tried to stay away from her but she calls me in and say "y usted por qué no me llama?" "no sea tan mamón y no se aleje de mí"...mmmmmmm

I don't want to cause her any trouble with her husband (because I really love her, yes I know I'm corny but I love her) but as the song goes "mUJERES, OH MUJERES TAN DIVINAS NO QUEDA OTRO CAMINO QUE ADORARLAS!!!"

OUCH!...... VERY OUCH BABY!!!

Saludos
GABO =P

By gabolicious on Jul 25, 2007, 19:21 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Leeroy says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:22:

I can recommend some choice websites to help you vent your frustrations, gabo...

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gabolicious says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:26:

I am not frustated... I'm in love with "my" paisa. My friend... damn it she is the most beautiful girl I've ever known... she deserves the best you know? and if she is happy I'm happy too... but the problem is that she doesn't want me to stay away from her... but..

you know what Leeroy? yes recommend some websites! hahahahahahah

Regards =P

Elección no canonización....

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Leeroy says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:31:

If telenovelas have taught me anything (which they have), there are many strategies you can employ to get this husband fellow out of the way.

Try drugging him, getting him into bed (with anyone, man or woman), then posing him in supposedly intimate photos (from Amarte Asi, Frijolito).

Or, die then possess the body of his ex-boss, who knows his sinister secrets, thus causing him to become paranoid and insane (from El Cuerpo del Deseo)

Or, beat the crap out of him (Pasion de Gavilanes)

Or, get close to the girl by dating her sister (Contra marea y viento)

Before attempting any of the above, however, you must grow a goatee beard and wear black clothes all the time. Remember, too, to stroke the beard whenever plotting anything sinister.

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vicshere says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:31:

you should refer to "Passport for my Colombian girlfriend" thread

listo

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:33:

whats wrong with the role of sancho, gabo? just get some life insurance with me as the beneficiary first, ok? can ya help a brotha out?? jajaja...

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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gabolicious says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:39:

LOL

Leeroy you are right!!! I think I'll follow one of your advices to take this guy OUT!!!!!... RIGHT NOW!!!!

DAMN IT!!! Como no se me ocurrió antes? Tal vez así no hubiera sufrido tanto!!! CARAY!!!

LOL

Vic I haven't read that post yet... but the thing is that I want my kids to be born and raised in Colombia... I dont' want to bring "my" paisa here (méxico)... Colombia is better place to have a family (in my opinion) don't you think?

Elección no canonización....

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scotty says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:41:

I thought Peter deleted all the trolls?

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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gabolicious says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:45:

Scotty do you think I'm a troll?

How come?

Is it a troll topic "to be in love with a paisa" ? I don't get it... whatever... hey Scotty do you understand the title of this thread?

MC... ok I'll go with you first and then follow Leeroy's advices... el seguro de vida es solo por si acaso no?

Elección no canonización....

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 25, 2007, 19:59:

scotty thinks you are a troll, Gabo, because you dont always agree with his TooFarRight views, and you dont wear RedWhiteBlue Striped thong chones along with one of his hats when you go to sleep:

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"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:01:

oh, and you live in that forbidden land........ mexico

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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gabolicious says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:22:

yeah!!! but I am not illegal... yes I'm mexican but I'm not illegal... Don MC... and that would be very racist on his behalf, right?

But you know what scotty? no seas xenofóbico!!!!! just FYI: I'm colombian-argentinian...

Elección no canonización....

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gabolicious says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:25:

GIB said "..they just hire sicarios"

Don MC necesito un seguro de vida para ya!!!!!!!

GIB you're right... as I said I respect all her decisions, I'm not against her marriage 'cause she really loves her husband, but the point is that I've tried to stay away but sometimes is impossible you know? moreover if she calls me from time to time to tell me that she wants to see me =)

Elección no canonización....

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gabolicious says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:27:

PERO LA ADOROOOOOOO!!!!!

DE VERDAD LA AMO!!!!

Elección no canonización....

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:33:

You need to stop with that mescal, bro...it will make you go blind, mano! and dont eat that worm, either! it will give you the runs...protein my ass! ..jajajajja......i think the sancho role for you would be better......but i guess sancho is mexican slang...anyway, i will pay for the insurance policy, dont you worry one bit about that....but as for me, i am definitely not one for drama...,,,i say, either its sancho time, or get another paisa....contrary to all those mental health challenged posters here, colombianas have it going on, both inside and outside....i am sure there is plenty of paisas ready to make your life complete......

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:55:

Easy for someone else to say, but....gabolicious...I guarantee there's another one just like her, ....' just around de block'.

Where do we go from here?

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goin_south says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:56:

Actually, there's one 'even more qualified'... two blocks over ;)

Where do we go from here?

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:56:

Help me out. What does sancho mean? I asked my wife ... she never heard of it in reference to a guy messing with another guy's wife ... if that is indeed what it means.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 25, 2007, 20:57:

yeah, did you check if she has a single gamela, gabo??? that would be the real solution...either swap out the one you like, or enjoy both!...wasnt there a movie about something like that??

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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jinksmiester says on Jul 25, 2007, 21:07:

Call me old fashioned but i think the lady your interested in needs to finish one ball game before she starts anouther.It seems to manny woman(and men) like to feather a new nest to hop in before they bolt from a relationship.Some people can,t handle bieng alone which is to bad because they would learn from it,as well as leave there present relationship with a little respect for there partner.Hey...even if the love is gone she could still follow through on the honor and respect part of her wedding vows.If she plays that game with her present man and your fool enough to get involved in it your the next Sucker in line.Actually if your after a married woman you deserve what ever you get including a s..t kicking if it comes your way.
Could be mabee she just wants you as a friend and your reading it wrong.If as you say she loves her husband then she won,t get involved with you and she will respect her husband.If she does get involved then she,s selfish trash and you are fool.
With all the woman out there it would,nt be that hard to do the right thing which is go after a single one or stay out of the picture till there relationship has run its course.

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

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goin_south says on Jul 25, 2007, 21:38:

Really, jinks. But there's nothing like an OVER-LAPPING DOUBLEHEADER..... Yeah, soiunds a bit nasty, doens't it? jej

Where do we go from here?

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LA_MONA says on Jul 26, 2007, 01:47:

Gabo si de verdad verdad la quieres,amiguito, dejala ir y alejate de ella, aunque ella te diga que la llames ella no sabe sus sentimientos, there is only a very limited friendship you can have with a married woman....

Asi que servite una doble

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Jul 26, 2007, 02:10:

Otra copa

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Jul 26, 2007, 05:46:

Hey I knew it... you are my friends!.... Hey Mona servime otra bueno? vos no querés otra conmigo?

Hip!!! Es muy temprano pero funciona ...jejejejejeje

Pues sí... ella está casada... la conocí cuando ya estaba comprometida , su mamá es muy amiga de la mía (ambas paisas)... yo respeto su matrimonio y definitivamente no me voy a meter en él... porque de verdad la amo, así que no voy a jugar el juego del gato y el ratón... ella tendrá mi apoyo incondicional... no es que ella esté buscando algo conmigo, porque lo que más amo de ella es que es una mujer íntegra... yo tengo claro que no estaremos juntos (bueno esa etapa ya la superé aunque me costó trabajo). Lo que sucede es que no puedo evitar sentir algo por ella... a vos les parecerá cursi pero de verdad no importa que me pongan a la mujer más hermosa del mundo en frente... she is the one I love...
Yo estoy convencido que el tiempo es buen amigo.... espero..... jajajajajajajajaja

bueno, mientras les invito un tequila.... aquí en México hay un dicho
"ay! dolor ya me volviste a dar!"

LOL

Elección no canonización....

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Monpirri says on Jul 26, 2007, 05:47:

Gabolicious, she is married, do not waste your valuable time on her, on the other hand, if she is going through a divorce that would be a different story.
If you just cool off a little bit and think about what you are doing, I guarantee you that you will find least 100 paisas with similar or better qualities than her.
Piensalo bien hermano gabolicious.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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gabolicious says on Jul 26, 2007, 05:58:

Sí amigo Monpi... vos tenés razón, la respeto y pues tendré que seguir con mi vida... y aunque por el momento nadie más me quita el sueño por las noches, tengo muchos planes en los que me voy a enfocar...

Gracias!

Elección no canonización....

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LA_MONA says on Jul 26, 2007, 05:59:

Gracias, ahhh los amores imposibles...hic!

El tiempo es el mejor amigo si señor lo que ha de ser sera,

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Jul 26, 2007, 06:01:

"tengo muchos planes en los que me voy a enfocar... " asi se habla!!

Meanwhile you can let it all out here with us......

Otra copita? Monpi uno para ti tambien?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Jul 26, 2007, 06:04:

el amor es buen aliciente aunque a veces duela un "poquito".... claro con aguardiente si no se me quita el dolor por lo menos se me olvida un rato... jejejejejejeje

ah y no señor... nada de sancho (es el mozo de la mujer en México)... llámenme "chapado a la antigua" pero noooooo, no me gusta eso del sancho... yo quiero lo mejor para ella... y ser el Sancho nos puede traer muchos problemas a todos!! no!

nada mejor que respetar a la gente en general y sobre todo si son personas que uno quiere...

Elección no canonización....

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gabolicious says on Jul 26, 2007, 06:18:

bueno pues qué mas da!!!

otra más Monpi ven amigo... aguardiente o tequilita?

Para Don MC una corona bien fría cierto compa?

Elección no canonización....

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