Most beautiful beach in Colombian mainland

elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 05:48:

hey saltador, great pics!!

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Chelesupercono says on Aug 21, 2007, 05:51:

Elmo....I agree dude, that area is way cool and ready for a couple of seedy low lifes to set up a Motel and fill it with pre-pagos......ready when you are!!!

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LA_MONA says on Aug 21, 2007, 05:53:

After seeing the pics there's many more places I want to go to, you're lucky you are so close to la playa cristal when you are in b/quilla.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:06:

yeah mona, i get the best of two worlds. The big city life and beaches whithin a stone throw away.
Mi amor, in your case if you throw a stone, good chance you'll hit a snake or giant scorpion .

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LA_MONA says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:10:

Next time you're there take some pics for our Flickr group...I am not too brave when it comes to escorpions and snakes...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:13:

deja ese man en cali con su mami y ven a visitame en curramba.
lo que mas tiene barranquilla son monas como tu.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:16:

superCoÑo, imagine a bunch of seedy hotels there. Having sex with a couple hookers in that beautiful water late at night chit drunk and high on viagra. That's living!!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:18:

hey saltador, how about posting your pic?

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LA_MONA says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:22:

Elmo muchisimas gracias te visitaria pero eso no es mi tipo de vacaciones aunque se que me reiria mucho contigo ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Chelesupercono says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:22:

Elmo......that is the life cabron!!! Now excuse me while I go spank mickey.....

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:37:

with saltador's permission and with all do respect here's his beautiful pic.
If you want i'll post one of my pic and you're welcome to post too.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:41:

please feel free to post my personal pic
In front of my relatives home in South Barranquilla

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:43:

sure you could catch your lunch!! get one of those corronchos in those boats in the distance to take your ass fishing.
you come back with pargo rojo, but they only have hook and line, no fishing rod and reel

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 06:49:

NOOO WAYYYY DUDE, where do you think they get all those mojarras and pargo frito they sell on the beach?
fokin bogota? jijjjijiji

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:17:

Hey guys how do you post a picture on this site I have some good pics as well?

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:31:

never mind i found some information from an old post.

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Colombiano_81 says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:36:

go to tinypic.com and download it there then copy the uRL onto here..or the embedded? whatever..

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:47:

thanks colombiano_81

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:48:

Hey elmo nice pad me imagino que por alla no se va la luz.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:50:

nojodaaa que sin no se va?
y cuando se va, los hijueputas mosquito hacen fiesta con uno

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 07:53:

imginate una noche ahi, con un hijueputa calor sundando como un marrano, las chacaras embarruta de sudor jedionda a pecueca y los mosquito comiendote las nalgas

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Miguel says on Aug 21, 2007, 08:03:

"NOOO WAYYYY DUDE, where do you think they get all those mojarras and pargo frito they sell on the beach?
fokin bogota? jijjjijiji"

Oye, no te olvides róbolo, mi llave.

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 09:08:

LOL No me tengo que imaginar nada compa si yo lo a viviedo.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 09:36:

cuentame cuadro, donde viviste esa vaina?
cuando pelaito vivi en el barrio abajo, por ahi por el teatro ayacucho. esa monda no tenia techo y cuando llovia se jodia la pelicula, to el mundo pa fuera.
ahi se formaban una pelea bien hijueputas entre nosotros y los negritos del otro lao del barrio abajo cerca del rio magadelena donde vivia Edgar Renteria.
las peleas eran a pura trompa y palo
y despues vivi en las declicias.
esa foto es tomada en el santuario donde esta mi mama y el resto de su familia. la moyoria de ellos son mondaos

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LA_MONA says on Aug 21, 2007, 09:37:

Elmo jajajaja Dios mio no sabes la risa que me das.

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Miguel says on Aug 21, 2007, 10:08:

"las delicias" What a shithole! I think that's where I am going to buy my house!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 10:15:

las delicias is not bad
you want a real chit hole? try la chinita, soledad 2000 jijijjji

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 10:29:

voy a ser sincero elmo yo no nacie alla, pero desde pelaeo no me a perdido ni un hijueputa verano mamandome arepahuevo y kola roman para desayuno, almerzo y cena. Mi familia es de un pueblo bien cerquita de cartagena.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 10:40:

nojodaaa pero hablas esta vaina mejor que yo y yo naci en esa monda.
de todos modos, chevere! otro costeño.

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Miguel says on Aug 21, 2007, 10:54:

Pienso que voy a comprame mi mansion en La Chinita.

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 11:17:

Nice pic Elmo you are the cacique of PBH. jajaja

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 11:48:

que cacique ni que perro muerto lo que soy es un hijueputa sin oficio mas flojo que la quija de arriba jijijijijij

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 11:49:

hey miguel you could buy a mansion in la chinita for 23 bucks

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Miguel says on Aug 21, 2007, 11:54:

Y un mansion en el barrio abajo para 12 barras...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 11:56:

echeee, por 12 barras te dan una cipote jopo de casa en la orilla del rio magdalena y 10 burros

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:15:

elmo quien mas es costeno en este site?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:19:

nadie ma, todos estos hp son cachacos

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:25:

cuando llegue a NYC en el 1964 no abia ni un hijueputa cachaco, eso manes llegaron pa el fin de los 70's. asta ese momento yo no sabia que carajo era un bandeja paisa y esas arepitas blancas que esos hp comen.
los barranquilleros que vivian en mahattan pa los 60's eran de plata y depronto aperecieron en queens (pa los '78, 79 etc) los cachacos, como 10 millones, jediondo a meao.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:27:

me voy, mañana te cuento mas la historia de colombianos en NYC

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:28:

Listo Compadre

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Saltador says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:40:

elmo,
Thanks a million for the comments about the photo. Playa Cristal really is a hidden treasure.
I'm not sure everyone would agree with your plans for future improvements, but it works for me!
[IMG]http://i16.tinypic.com/4qs2qhj.jpg[/IMG]

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Saltador says on Aug 21, 2007, 12:46:

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Saltador says on Aug 21, 2007, 13:11:

Yea, you'd think to be an Aguila girl you'd be normal size and have completely developed legs jajajaja

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Chelesupercono says on Aug 21, 2007, 14:21:

jejejejejeje.....dive in.....

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la campiña says on Aug 21, 2007, 14:41:

Ladrilleros real colombians hangout

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El Polo says on Aug 21, 2007, 14:45:

No joda... When does it open up? esa vaina esta de cache, vale.

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panthdave says on Aug 21, 2007, 15:02:

yes please....I am in the mood now...let's go..

panthdave Miami

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Lucho562 says on Aug 21, 2007, 15:11:

Elmodefoque,

The pic you posted of your relatives home in South Barranquilla. Do they happen to live on the same block as los hermanos Vega? The brothers that make and tune accordions for the best of the best vallenato groups??

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Saltador says on Aug 21, 2007, 19:51:

Elmo when is the house warming party?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 06:46:

Hey lucho don’t know of any guys making accordions but this would definitely be the place for anything vallenato. Most in this barrio (santuario) drive mototaxi or work as maids up north, for a living . Other don’t do didlly squat but drink cerbeza and eat mango and rice for dinner.
My sister, as you see, has a cellular (llamadas) calling business and video game for kids in her living room.
Those couple young guys are my nephews. I have 8 of them fokers, all either presently serving in the military or ex military.
Lucho, are you the same guy that posts all them there fantastic Diomedes Diaz video on “youtube�?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 06:53:

Sal, you've just displayed my ideal dream house by the beach with oodles of young drunken barranquilleras and since I’m your typical bleeding heart NYC liberal, nothing like a republican, I would only enjoy such a place if I had my buddies here to enjoy it too. I like to share my good fortunes and you will all be welcome.
Thank you!

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 07:41:

Ahhhh costenita beers, vallenato and prepago cachacas doesnt get no better.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 07:53:

nojoda verdad, prepago cachacas son las mejor. Una fiesta sin cachacas no vale una monda.
Yo estaba en cartagena y me llevaron bien lejo llegando por Turbaco a una casa de putas (guacamaya) . le pregunto al mi mi amigo "nojodaa esta vaina esta en el culo de burra, porque tan lejo?" dice el man "fresco aqui donde estan las cachacas, llegaron com 10 de medellin"
como que a los costeños nos gustan esas cachacas

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:05:

compa las cachacas andan por monton para las fiestas de toro en turbaco.

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:07:

Es que culiarse una cachaca es sabroso!!!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:19:

jijijjjjij ten cuidao que aqui todas son cachacas
es que los costeños sabemos como maneja esas pelas. Mira, las cachacas le gustan que manes las manden el la cama le hablen con autoridad y sean bien rough. no quieren un pendejito ni da esa vaina, monda sin compasion y cuando dicen no no no no eso quiere desir si si si, mas
vamos mejor hablar en mi vaina donde uno puede mama gallo en privado y te digo to lo que se de cachacas.

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:32:

Gracias por el consejo pero como se habla en privado en este site?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:34:

nojodaaa no se, eso es lo que estoy trantando de averiguar.
Hey guy how do i hablar in that page where i have all my friends?

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toneloc24 says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:42:

Oye mis llaves Elmo y Migs-

Recuerden cuándo te tomé a la casa de mi amiga en barrio San Felipe y no dejarían el taxi de Jhon??? Jajajajaja. Que locura. Aun Jhon el grande fue asustado con su pistola en su mano que esperandome en el taxi.

Probablemente podría comprar una casa alla para 18 dólares maximo. Tendrías sólo a antibalas ello, rayaría la azotea con cristal roto y clavos mohosos, y barras de prisión de tiro en las ventanas y puertas.

Oye Saltador y Elmo, cuando me invitarás a aquella casa de playa, asumiendo que todavia las chicas Aguilas tienen sus piernas?

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:42:

como te pongo como mi friend??

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Lucho562 says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:46:

Si bacan, ahi mismo queda el taller, en el santuario. Yo tenia unos llaves ahi cuando viajaba a Quilla, nos resbucabamos las viejas de ahi, la murillo, y en el bolivar de simon bolivar (simoncho)

Si, soy de youtube, el que pone los videos de autentico vallenato, zuleta, diomedes etc.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:49:

tone, ese barrio era lejo y maluco y yo bien arrebatao y sudando como un hijueputa jijiji
ahi, en esa monda te sampan un par de balazos y te tiran por esa loma paque los goleros te coman. ni los policias pasan por ahi

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:51:

luchooooooo tu eres mi fokin hero. veo tus videos de diomedes to el tiempo. no lo creo?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 08:54:

el polo, click on my name and then? and then? and then? not sure what to do after that but when you find out let me know.

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:28:

Just hit add friend

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:41:

lucho, en el 2000 me pase los carnavales en el barrio simon bolivar, nojoda que vaina mas MONO, que hijueputa de desorden, estos manes aqui se cagarian del susto.
no se si me samparon una trompa pero el proximo dia tenia el hijueputa ojo inchao, dicen DIQUE me cai como una pila de mierda de la mesa.

hey lucho, el video de diomedes-la plata en cartagena de mayo 2006 ponlo aqui porfa si se puede.

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:45:

ayo elmo mira mi profile para que vea mi nueva amiga. la quiero mucho.

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:48:

Lucho si conoze el man que pone los videos de crispeta sobre youtube dile que ponga mas, ese man si da risa!!!

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LA_MONA says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:00:

que desorden aqui, elmo dando clases jaja

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:06:

mira mona, te repito, quieres conocer la verdadera colombia, deja ese man alla bien tranquilito cono su mami y abuelita y vente conmigo a curramba.
durante el dia, en la playa cristal mamando cerveza y comiendo mojarra frita y despues a mama guaro y mas costeñitas en murillo, pero antes de eso te invito paque te sampe una orden de chicharron con bollo limpio.

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LA_MONA says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:10:

Uff muy rico ese plan Elmo pero sabes que no puedo ;-) si algun dia voy a curramba te buscare ok?

Elmo te deje un comentario en el profile pero sorry no se como llegar a la pagina de lapaisadegabo pero igual al menos sabras porque es...

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LA_MONA says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:12:

Yo tengo un amigo de barranquilla que cocina de muerte..tu me recuerdas mucho a el, en las fiestas nadie se sienta al lado de el porque el grita cuando habla, habla bien corroncho y dice no joodaaaa

El siempre esta insultando a mi esposo tambien diciendole que Cali es una olla.

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Miguel says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:17:

"Recuerden cuándo te tomé a la casa de mi amiga en barrio San Felipe y no dejarían el taxi de Jhon??? Jajajajaja. Que locura. Aun Jhon el grande fue asustado con su pistola en su mano que esperandome en el taxi.
¡jejeje toneloc! Que cosa.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:12:

Hey GIB, Is that a beach in the west coast?
I think I see a sign:
No drinking
No smoking
No eating
No spitting
No music
No cursing
No laughing
No talking
No sleeping
No scratching
No farting
No belching
And don’t pick your fokin nose or scratch you ass in public
Enjoy your beach
jijijijijji

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panthdave says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:14:

Elmo no your talking about Hollywood Beach...Florida...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:17:

i went to Sombrero beach in Marathon Key, Florida
It took me 10 mintues to read all the "No can do" rules.
ok, i'm a little slow but i swear i saw over 150 "no can do's"

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:19:

hey Dave, i really like Dania Beach

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Lucho562 says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:41:

Te dejo ahi una de mis ultimas

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:45:

NOJODAAA QUE HIJUEPUTA PEA TIENE EL MAN, JIJIJJJIJJ

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 11:56:

For you guys in Florida, want a real beautiful secluded beach with out cops breathing down your fokin neck! gotto Tiger Tail Beach, Marco Island, Fl.
Walk across the shallow bay no more than 5 feet deep to the beach on the other side
But please make sure no sharks around; last time a 9 foot shark appeared outta nowhere just 4 feet away. I was walking with my daughter and brother.
Like an idiot I was gonna hit it with my heavy Nikon camera in case it attacked but it kept going straight and I took a picture. Will post that pic tomorrow. .
Anyway once you get to the other side nobody around but you and the fokin sharks waiting for your ass

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 12:00:

elmo mira mi post en tu pagina

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panthdave says on Aug 22, 2007, 12:02:

I still go for Ft.lauderdale beach...and hide the alcohol...They never bother me there and the chicas are nice...Use to go to S.Beach back in the early 90's and late 80's but not no more..Use to jump of the pier there at the end into the port of Miami waterway and the Barracudas use swim all around me..was cool...They don't allow that anymore..

Forget when I was married did the Dania and Hollywood Beach thing but now Ft.Lauderdale Beach...since I am single in the GF is in Medellin...

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Robert Jorge says on Aug 22, 2007, 12:21:

This last spring, a world record tiger shark was caught 100 yards off of the beach here near Destin. It was 1080 lbs, caught on 20lb test. That is actually not the whole story. The way they got the shark in, was that other boats actually had to harpoon his ass. Bull sharks are everywhere up here too. I always get the heeby jeebies when swimming a little distance off the beach. A 14 year old girl got bit in half by a bull shark here in July '05. She was from Mississippi and the guy who brought her body to shore was a local surfer, hippy type. I met one of the cops who were on the scene, and she had to take time off for a while. It messed her up pretty bad.

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Sam Salmon says on Aug 22, 2007, 12:28:

' a la orden!'

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Aug 22, 2007, 13:46:

Sam, that's Nuquí, right? Some beautiful beaches there I've saved all your pics, they are truly spectacular.

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Lucho562 says on Aug 22, 2007, 15:48:

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2007, 05:46:

Hey guys! what happened to my “how to break up a cat fight?�

Simon, that there is a beautiful beach.
I fancy myself a beach connoisseur and visited countless of stunning beaches thru out the world, Puerto Colombia, Salgar, Cancun, Miami, Orchard Beach Da Bronx, etc. and let me tell that is quite stunning. Thank you.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2007, 05:50:

damn, i guess i got here a littletoo late jijijijajajaj

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:07:

Lucho, nojodaaaa cudro, esa es la cancion que me gusta, con las pelatias meneando los jopos.
esta vaina queda en el santuario tambien, a una cuadra, pero estos hijueputas por aqui son un poquitico mas mondao.
la calle donde mi familia vive se llama, la calle de los mangos.
yo! en el santuario, 2/2007 conoces?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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panthdave says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:30:

This picture has been posted....before Elmo..I think the Dogs did it Elmo...deleted into cyber space

panthdave Miami

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El Polo says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:38:

LOL Orchard Beach LOL

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El Polo says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:41:

No Joda Diomedes siempre anda bien vestido, hey that street looks an area in my pueblo we call marica el ultimo que esa vaina esta lejo.

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El Polo says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:50:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6gdkinn

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El Polo says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:51:

[IMG]http://i19.tinypic.com/6gdkinn.jpg[/IMG]

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El Polo says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:51:

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El Polo says on Aug 23, 2007, 06:52:

Al fin no joda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2007, 07:01:

NOJOOAAAAAAA que vania mas mono. wow

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BAQ says on Aug 25, 2007, 11:20:

OK, these are beautiful beaches, so will you guys PLEASE tell us WHERE they are specifically in Colombia, what city and possible street names to get there. Will jump in my car and be of at 6am headed to these places each week but need to know how to get there.

THANKS !

Semper Fidelis !

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panthdave says on Aug 25, 2007, 12:27:

Well if one of them is San Andres...Hope that car swims....Just Kidding true post the names..

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Aug 25, 2007, 13:05:

The beach Sm Salmon posted is in Chocó in the Pacific. You need to drive your car to Medellin and take a flight to somewhere....and then rent a jeep or take a taxi or something...(hope this helps :)))

Cheers,
Desi

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robi666 says on Aug 25, 2007, 13:18:

The other two.. last one is easy, Isla Baru Cartagena, the first one... Playa del muerto, Neguangue - Santa Marta?

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