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Only $200 bucks a month. Muy elegante!

By morphus on Apr 7, 2007, 06:24 in Friendly Talkzone.
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morphus says on Apr 7, 2007, 06:34: The $200 included a rotary phone and roaches :)
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 7, 2007, 07:12: looks good :) i engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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vicshere says on Apr 7, 2007, 08:01: woow 100,000 for water is a lot listo 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 7, 2007, 09:08: thanks. engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 7, 2007, 09:11: Hey Morphie...why do you have a bag over your head? did some chica put it there??/ jajajja...nice digs! =) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 7, 2007, 09:42: I don't need a bag over my head in Colombia. As soon as I step off the plane I become muy guapo :)
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Robert Jorge says on Apr 7, 2007, 09:50: 100.000 is outrageous for water. My wife and I paid 22.090 for the last water bill. Of course it was a smaller town than Medellin - but not a peublo either. And it was an estrato 4 apartment. I would check to see if they are reading your meter correctly, or if you have a broken pipe or something. Cool pad though. Do you have AC? --"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 7, 2007, 11:05: This was in Envigado. Maybe thats why the water is more. I usually stay at an apartment in Poblado but I figured I would try something different. There was no AC. You usually don't need it in Medellin.
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morphus says on Apr 7, 2007, 12:20: Cartagena shag pad Heres the Cartagena shag pad. Big difference :)
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mecca says on Apr 7, 2007, 12:30: cart. place Hey morphus,
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jay1234 says on Apr 7, 2007, 14:32: How much did you pay for the Cartagena place?
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Man Tequila says on Apr 7, 2007, 21:10: Stabbin Cabin sounds like something out of "Silence of the Lambs". Look like nice places, though. Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 7, 2007, 23:23: remodeled... 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Apr 7, 2007, 23:42: EF, I like that song... "killing me softly" with your song...... To bad his name isn't Marvin, the it would be Starvin' Marvin in his Stabbin' Cabin.
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billyb says on Apr 7, 2007, 23:53: Don't worry.... ComputadoraMike, you can come up with new incarnations faster than the Tintokid can shoot you down. How are things in beautifull V'dupar?
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billyb says on Apr 7, 2007, 23:59: Things are good... is the traffic still bad due to the bus accident? Or just general semana santa traffic?
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goin_south says on Apr 8, 2007, 00:19: guess you'll have to eat fish. (don't get confused) 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Monita Linda says on Apr 8, 2007, 12:06: Does the $200 include presence of Morphus? :)
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2007, 12:10: You will have to talk to ArthurBrode about the price and negotiations, L..... He is Morphus' pimp...jajajjaaj "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 8, 2007, 12:14: loliita only if you are under 18 engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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jay1234 says on Apr 8, 2007, 12:25: billyb Looks like Tinto is faster than CM. JAJAJA. Wonder how long till the next incarnation.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 8, 2007, 12:34: yeah, then you're entitled "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Cerealkiller says on Apr 8, 2007, 13:41: Morphus please tell me you have never used that site for personal purposes. That site its almost a guide to child trafficking. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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arthur brode says on Apr 8, 2007, 14:12: whats a hymen? . http://www.calirentals.net/ 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 8, 2007, 14:16: arthur.... if you don't know it by now, you don't need to know. Not many virgins have crossed your road... "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 8, 2007, 14:28: lol Desi engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:16: Hey AB! thats what the Catholics sing in church!! lajajaj just a joke, folks......=) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:24: I bet you don't know either... miguel clavo, "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:35: Sure i do! in catholic school we used to sing "Hymns for Hymen" , not INSIDE the church, of course....=)...we were allergic to lightning strikes and things like the plague....and just FYI, Desi, i have investigated enough sexual crimes, child molest, and rapes to know it very well, thank you!! But, other than it being the Greek God of Marriage,i would have to say that i am much different than our friend Morhpie...i believe in the time-honored principle that a gentleman doesnt tell......nor publish "kills" on a website..along with photos..=( "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:38: I didnt mean to mislead you, AB,,,,there is a difference, kind of like the difference between hymnology and hymenology.....jajajaj..or were you going to tell me it had been spelled wrong for many centuries: it was suppose to be spelled "Hi Men!".....i know....bad joke....not funny! no donuts for the copper! =) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:44: M_C I think you better hope C_M shows up soon, as a diversion, to keep you outta hot water , lol 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:50: oh, he already did I sent him back from where he came from. I couldn't understand a word he wrote. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:51: After all those nice things he said about you last night?! ! 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:56: Hey EF! he does seem to have a language all his own,,,Desi, make him pray 10 Hail Maries and 5 Our Fathers as his punishment, and if he promises to leave Tinto alone and not post his Gringo Bashing stuff, can he come back? you have to admit, for the late night PBH uncut crew he can be pretty funny..... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2007, 15:57: sort of like a little puppy who keeps snipping at ones ankles... and just wont go away.... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 9, 2007, 02:25: CM had promised me to behave and make his peace with tinto. I told him that I would delete him everytime I saw him if he failed to comply. It took him less than a day to come back with his old repertoire of jungle hikes, tinto bashing etc. Of course he had to say nice things about me; he cannot have all the moderators against him but I will not be used and manipulated. Unless I get instructions from Peter to keep him onboard I will continue to shoot him down at sight. He's a troll and we don't want any trolls here on PBH. Do NOt feed the troll, El feliz or I will have to apply some of the same medicine on you. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 9, 2007, 02:39: oh-oh! voy a mi cama! pronto. 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 9, 2007, 02:41: I would agree, he needs to lay off Tinto. and, also you guys need to give him a break. 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 9, 2007, 04:37: STABBIN CABIN jijijijijijjjijijijijjjji over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 9, 2007, 04:50: anybody under 18 y/o engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 9, 2007, 04:53: that sounds good to me, i like to join in, where can i sign up? over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 9, 2007, 05:17: Hey morph, I don’t need much space to do my butchering, the little sofa there or right on those stairs is fine with me. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 9, 2007, 06:02: Do they squeal like stuck pigs when you do your "stabbin"? Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 9, 2007, 06:09: The location where I plan to stab them might get them squealing a little too much. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:00: Whats with all these accusations of me with underage girls? I said the girls were 18 and over. Although, i'm not one those guys that is afraid to admit that they find a 16 year old girl attractive. Does something magical happen when these girls turn 18? On the other hand, I like it but not so much that I am going to go after it and get in trouble. There is'nt much difference between an 18 year old and a 16 year old. Its better to go for the 18 year old. Only in recent history has the age 18 become the standard. Not too long ago, girls were getting married at 14 and in some places they still do. If you want to bring religion into it, the founder of Islam, Mohamad married a 10 year old girl. The virgin Mary was impregnated by god when she was 14 years old. Could'nt the almighty find an older woman? LOL!
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:05: Hey Morphus, maybe if you raise the average age of your girls up it might help...like, start doing some in their 50s, 60, and 70s will raise the averagae up....=) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:13: Modefoque, the cabin is actually in Envigado. Technically, thats not Medellin but to me its the same. Its on a little finca and its very quiet. Its about a 10-15 min taxi ride to Parque Lleras. I met one Colombiano in the area. He used to live in Miami. He wanted me to marry his 17y/o blonde hair blue eyed sister-in-law....lol
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Man Tequila says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:15: There's this scene in "Silence of the Lambs" where Hannibal Lecter decides he's going to sew together a coat made out of women flesh. It's pretty twisted and disturbing. For some reason, Stabbin Cabin makes me think of that. Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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esanch36 says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:24: In some countries When a women has had sex and her hyman has been broken,, they sew a small pack of lamb skin filled with blood,to trick her new husband that she was a virgin. All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:31: M_C, i've thought about it. As long as they are thin, i'll do it. I know a lady in her 50s that does yoga. She looks good. I think I would do it. Plus, you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant. You just lube them up with K-Y jelly and tear it up...lol
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esanch36 says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:33: Yeah Just got myself a stabbin cabin a couple of months ago in bogota..gonna try it out in june. Of course its a apartment, but i like to use stabbin cabin better..hahahaha All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 9, 2007, 13:42: When it comes down to it, it does'nt make a difference, virgin or whore. Its just a hole you stick your pecker in :)
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Man Tequila says on Apr 9, 2007, 14:05: Virgin, whore, ewe, lamb, tree with convenient knothole... Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 9, 2007, 21:47: Hell, I saw Dixie Carter on "Desperate Housewives". The old girl is 67 but she looks pretty damm good for an old lady. I'd lube her up and give it a go. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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mecca says on Apr 9, 2007, 21:49: Morphus Dude what's the DL on the Cart. pad??? For sale, yours,?? I'm looking for an on the beach place there or san andreas. Your view there was awsome.
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morphus says on Apr 10, 2007, 00:40: San Andreas is far from Cartagena. I don't know much about buying property in Colombia. I only know how to find cheap rentals. If you go to Cartagena just ask around Laguito and Boca Grande.
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mecca says on Apr 10, 2007, 00:55: Thanks Morphus I realize that they are not close, i'm just looking for an on the ocean vacation home. San andreas mas que Cart.
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elmodefoque says on Apr 10, 2007, 08:06: Hey morph, is you hook me Hey morph, if you hook me with some of your stabbin victims, i promise to pay the monthy stabbin cabin fee. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morphus says on Apr 10, 2007, 15:26: That should'nt be a problem Modefoque :)
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morphus says on Apr 10, 2007, 15:59: Modefoque, I know another place in Poblado that is a lot nicer
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 10, 2007, 21:27: Not maldito Poblado again. Stay in Miami if you can't handle Medellin. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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mecca says on Apr 10, 2007, 21:29: Jesus, every time i read the title of this thread i crack up. jajajaajajaja "stabbin"..jajajaja
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goin_south says on Apr 10, 2007, 22:52: stabbin pains from laughin morphus put this foto up, with the idea of wondering weather I could "finish" it again... I haven't got time.. 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 10, 2007, 22:52: stabbin pains from laughin morphus put this foto up, with the idea of wondering weather I could "finish" it again... I haven't got time.. 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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goin_south says on Apr 10, 2007, 22:53: and, the hell with trying to minimize these double posts I ain't got time for that, either. 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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mecca says on Apr 10, 2007, 22:55: I'm taking a welding course now that i've finished truck driving school. Once complete, i'm gonna start on that "coche". If they bring back "Monster Garage", i want to get it on there....VROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
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goin_south says on Apr 10, 2007, 23:48: MONSTER COCHE DE BEBE ??? 'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 11, 2007, 05:40: hey morph, i'm thinkin of buying a boat with a couple buddies. double engine, 22 footer aquasport with cuby cabin. we want it mostly for fishing but sometimes we like to take the ladies out for a ride. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 11, 2007, 06:41: Primero is not San Andreas, First it's not San Andreas, it is San Andres. San Andreas is PS2 game or The San Andreas Fault is a geological fault that runs a length of roughly 800 miles (1300 kilometres) through western and southern California in the United States. engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 11, 2007, 06:43: si mi amor, but you gotta be in the UNION. i think i could get you in, if you marry me. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 11, 2007, 08:45: I am not that desperate! engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 11, 2007, 08:59: Kat mi reina, just imagine living in the most exciting diverse fun city in the planet. You could throw away ALL your umbrellas and rubber boots. over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 11, 2007, 09:05: We’ll put the kids in NYC public schools, guarantee they’ll be tough as nail over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 11, 2007, 09:07: I went to public school all my life and look how I turned out over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Apr 11, 2007, 09:50: mi reina, y que quiere decir esa vaina con los dos deos? NO? over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 11, 2007, 10:05: go, cuz you do need one engage brain before opening mouth 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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mecca says on Apr 11, 2007, 13:40: okay, San Andres it is Got it thanks Kat. So that video game is "Andreas" ahhhhhh Now that's a violent game!
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