Money Needed

adrimm says on Jun 23, 2005, 23:43:

PPfft .

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Miguel says on Jun 23, 2005, 23:48:

I'll lend you the money Just send me your checking account number and credit card numbers. Thanks for the papaya.

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miamimike says on Jun 24, 2005, 00:28:

MNorris-DO you have Paypal....... on its way via paypal. Have a good day

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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kernow62 says on Jun 24, 2005, 04:13:

I am Mrs. Magubi, wife of the late consul to the President of Nogobi. I have 6 millions in US funds that I can deposit in your account. I must remove these moneys from Nogobi as fastly as is possible. As for taking this favor to me I will insure you receive 10% which is more than you require.

If you are of a Godly heart and can assist my help, please hastily send your bank routing number.

I look forward to your fastest replies.

Yours in God,
Mrs. Magubi

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2retirensa says on Jun 24, 2005, 04:36:

I know I don't usually respond to posts like this but OMG- WHERE DO THESE IDIOTS COME FROM?

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MacGringo says on Jun 24, 2005, 05:54:

Had you over done it on the Chazzito when you wrote this post???????

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Peter Miami says on Jun 24, 2005, 07:53:

miamimike just send half I will send the other half so that you won't take a 45K hit just 22.5K hit. :-)

mnorris we were just discussing of the legalizing of drugs they are not legal yet! This is too funny!

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jun 24, 2005, 08:10:

:-S *I know this ad made seem ridiculous*

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N2Aquatix says on Jun 24, 2005, 11:28:

2 Million USD Anyone who responds to this request please send some my way also. A couple of million USD will do me just fine. ;)

Jay

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 24, 2005, 11:30:

ya! mando el cheque

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Peter Miami says on Jun 24, 2005, 11:37:

Just let's us have your checking account number and routing number and we will send you the money.

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miamimike says on Jun 24, 2005, 11:40:

With half of that we could buy that $28,000 Cheese Sandwich the Woman from Miami sold on eBay a while back. Proves strange things happen in today's world of finances.APeter-a Hit-naw got that in pocket change. No Problem haha

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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heyyou55434 says on Jun 24, 2005, 11:54:

O my God!! LOL LOL fell off chair LOL LOL!!!!

Christine Hamre

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Peter Miami says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:06:

alright miamimike I will let you take care of him and give him the 45K but if you need any help let me know. :)

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kernow62 says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:26:

I am burning arepas with a soldering iron as we speak but Jesus keeps on turning out looking like Bin Laden. Do you think there is still a market on eBay? Do they have eBay in Pakistan I wonder, what would be a reasonable reserve price?

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kernow62 says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:36:

Damn, damn, damn, that's my problem I should have been burning chipatis instead of arepas, damn I am a fool!

http://www.kuznetsov.uklinux.net/holy.php

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kernow62 says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:38:

I've got it! How about a toaster that has elements specially shaped to burn the likeness of the diety of your choice into your toast. Brilliant!!!

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Cockney Colombian says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:50:

I'm sure plenty of us have had this kind of e-mail turn up in our junkbox over time but someone actually tried to do this to me by phone once!

I work in a Hotel and some guy rang up saying he was from Sierra Leone and that he was trying to get across the border to some country I'd never even heard of and could he transfer his life savings to my account bla bla bla. I just told the guy that this was a Hotel not a bank and when he persisted I transfered his call to the Duty Manager.

This was only a few days after 9/11 and any wierd phone calls were freaking me out in case they were coded bomb warnings. (Not a paranoid soul but it was during it's history the Hotel has had it's fair share of coded IRA threats, one of which did turn out to be real)

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rjstuff says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:57:

Dear mnorris I have put most of my goldbars outside my house a little off my driveway - they look like a small pyramid (about 45 foot high - 15 meters.) Please bring your truck over anytime and fill her up!
If Anyone else needs the money just follow the golden rays in the morning they will lead you to my gold dump! That reminds me - I gotta take another dump.

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kernow62 says on Jun 24, 2005, 12:58:

It is ironic that many in the US didn't consider the IRA to be terrorists; I hope now they see the error of that thinking. You used to be able to donate for the IRA at Irish pubs in the US. All the while people in Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK were getting killed and maimed.

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Cockney Colombian says on Jun 24, 2005, 13:06:

Yes, in recent years there are all the panic stories about "What if Al'Queda blow up the tube lines or crash a plane into Big Ben!"

I'm only 23 but I have vivid memories of countless atrocities commited by the IRA. Lived through that, get into a panic about Al'Queda?

If they're gonna blow up my bus there's nothing I can really do about it, so why worry?

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