Miss Universe.......Let's Go Colombiaaaaa!!!

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:09:

They say it was unfortunate that miss Colombia drastically cut her hair.. But I will be watching.. She seems to be weaker this year than last year though..

http://www.missuniverse.com/members/contestants Unofficial fan voting..

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:11:

Her stylist said they cut her hair because it brings out her angelic face. At first, I didn't like it but now I think it suits her well. It also sets her apart from the rest, which might be an advantage....or a disadvantage.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:12:

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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manINred says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:23:

The bookies put Miss Australia as favourite to win it.

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roloenNJ says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:23:

I dont like her short hair

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:26:

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:54:

No Chance this year! Sorry Simon

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:02:

Well, if she loses I just hope it's not solely because she happens to be representing Colombia!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:13:

Why was she wearing a wig? LOL

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:14:

she looks very .... north 'merican.
she don't even look colombian.

However, these photos you posted above appear a bit more attractive than the photo sets for which I posted the link earlier today. In those sets, she is like.....Yuuuuuuk.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:15:

BS....she looks very Colombian. We come in all colors in case you haven't noticed yet.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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manINred says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:17:

goinsouth is correct, she doesn't look typically Colombian. But in these competitions, the girls seldom look like typical anything.

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:19:

I'm not talkin about 'color', a**.

B.s.... she don't appear colombian.
If you'd not known, Simonito, that she is colombian, EVEN YOU YOURSELF WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED IT.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:23:

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!

When they were down to picking the last couple, I knew they'd pick Miss USA and Venezuela! Miss USA always get's a free pass just because the pageant is owned by Donald Trump and they always pick Miss Venezuela in the top 15 just because she's Miss Venezuela and they have a winning tradition and export a lot of oil, even if it's a rogue nation! I'm surprised they left out Miss Mexico considering how Telemundo heavily panders to the Mexican-American community!

Puerto Rico is also in that little clique of perennial favorites!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:26:

"If you'd not known, Simonito, that she is colombian, EVEN YOU YOURSELF WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED IT."

Sure I would, those hips, those lips....very Colombian!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:30:

Now I'll be rooting for Miss Dominican Republic....it's about time they sent a black contestant!

I also like Miss USA...she speaks great Spanish!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:31:

She has a french last name.. these days you can be any % of whatever country you are going to represent and be that countries representative. Might have a french Canadian Father..

"Michelle, a student of international business at Concord University in Canada, stands 1.73 m tall. She also speaks three languages: Spanish, English and French. Her measurements are 92-62-92, with green eyes, light brown hair and fair skin, and will represent Colombia at the Miss Universe 2009 contest in August."

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:36:

"Now I'll be rooting for Miss Dominican Republic....it's about time they sent a black contestant!"

jajajajajaj, What do you call Dominican Amelia Vega who won the whole thing in 05?

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:38:

Amelia is not black...and I remember her, she happens to be the niece of the great merengue singer, Juan Luis Guerra.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:40:

I think the girls from Dominican Republic and France are the prettiest

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:43:

Miss Czech Republic.....WOW!!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:45:

I like girls from Nigeria.. when I get email pictures of them here in PBH or in my regular mail asking to meet me.. They are always quite stunning and not NEARLY as NEGRA as I thought they would be..

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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:46:

Yes the Czech girl really did look nice in a bathing suit. Surprised DR got in the 9's. I think it is hers to lose

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:48:

I'm also in love with Miss Australia! Miss Kosovo is also really cute.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Monpirri says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:49:

Uy, I almost miss this great event!
Thank you Simon.

"Anyone who still thinks that Colombia is not a gastronomical paradise needs to have their head examined." Darloup

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:50:

Who the hell in their right mind chose this thug-looking 'Flor-rida' to perform at Miss Universe?

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:51:

De nada, Monpirri, but unfortunately Miss Colombia didn't make the cut.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Monpirri says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:52:

That sucks!!

"Anyone who still thinks that Colombia is not a gastronomical paradise needs to have their head examined." Darloup

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barrumundi says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:52:

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi.

http://poorbuthappy.com/yourthing/post/uploading-photos-for-dummies/

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barrumundi says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:56:

MISS Australia Rachael Finch has toppled close competitors to emerge as the firm favourite to win tonight's Miss Universe 2009 pageant. Finch has not shined in earlier polls, but on the eve of the final, she has come out on top.

BetUS.com and Gambling911.com was offering Miss Australia 2009 at 500 or 5/1 odds.

FInch is followed by Miss Mexico at 800 odds and three are tied for 1000 odds: Miss Dominican Republic (an annual favorite), Miss Ireland and Miss Czech Republic.

Despite the odds, Rachael maintained it was difficult to pick who would be her biggest competition on the night.

"Any one of these women could easily walk away with the title," she said.

Miss Finch is the roommate of Miss USA who is ranked down at 14/1 .

Pageant experts on a beauty websites have consistently rated Rachael in the ranks of their top 10.

The last time Australia won Miss Universe was with Jennifer Hawkins in 2004.

http://poorbuthappy.com/yourthing/post/uploading-photos-for-dummies/

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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 18:58:

How does Venz make it?

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:00:

Somehow, each year Miss Venezuela, USA, and Puerto Rico always make it to the end by default. What BS!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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barrumundi says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:01:

I also think Miss Colombia is very beautiful...and very sexy......and lets face it guys and girls....ALL these contestants are very beautiful!

http://poorbuthappy.com/yourthing/post/uploading-photos-for-dummies/

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:03:

"she looks very .... north 'merican.
she don't even look colombian."

Goin south,

It's also very silly to make a comment like that nowadays, especially since Obama is US Prez.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:06:

in your photos... not even the lips, not even the hips.... are quintessentially colombian

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:11:

simonito..... I could have given you 20 other countries, not including colombia, and you would have guessed she was from one of them. ... if you had to mix and match.

It's okay,... and thanks for being "Mr Global" thinking.

You're right.
There is Nothing ANYMORE that is 'colombian'.
The world is a melting pot.

Let's throw simonito en the pot

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:14:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........here we go.


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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:14:

top 15..................Colombia or no...??

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:18:

COLOMBIA...........not even in the top 15...............


Fooooookkkkkkk



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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:38:

I like Venezuela's dress and lipstick but that is all. LOL

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:41:

I bet she's a firm favorite. Very firm. And no, Miss Colombia didn't even look Latina. She may as well have been from the UK.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:43:

... or, Australia, or Russia, or The Netherlands (jajaja.... The Netherlands should be so lucky)

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:44:

As long as Miss Venezuela or Puerto Rico don't win, I'll be happy.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:44:

KOSOVO??? GTFOOH....That must have been a sympathy nod.. Plus her Interpreter sucked..

Venezuela
Austrailia
DR

I dont know in what order though.. ajajajja

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:50:

Well...........The swimsuit bit is done with..........................I'm going with Belguim.............................maybe the French wench....................she's nice too, as all these ladies are.................I wonder if the French wench is an arrogant, egotistical annoying piece of work...................


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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:50:

I think it is DR or Australia. That hair for Kosovo is strange but she did look good in the swimsuit.

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:51:

If Kosovo wins, how are they gonna put that crown on her head with that hairdo? Lol.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:55:

They should just let Diana Medoza go on for another year... I dont see anything better than her this year... ajajjajajajaj

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Simon says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:57:

COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!! How much money or oil does Venezuela pay to win this farce? It should have gone to Miss Dominican Republic! Does anyone know if Trump has any business proyects in Venezuela?

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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BillBigD says on Aug 23, 2009, 19:59:

OK NOW SIMON I agree the FIX IS IN

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:03:

My friends in Colombia are IM'ing me claiming FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pissed as fuck!!! jjjajajaajjaj

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:35:

oh, well.... we know Colombia has the hottest women on the planet.
but,... not this one.
go find her in the other thread, in those photo sets.
You'll agree.
She's not hot.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:43:

........." we know Colombia has the hottest women on the planet "

Quite a few hot women in Colombia.............but." the hottest women on the planet ".??? Hardly not. Most are bow wows..


miss Colombia 2004



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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:44:

well... I'm sure simon will agree with me.
but then wtf do I know?
and, thanx RAAAY.

I thought it was my duty to give you something to disagree with tonight, since Darloup seems to have disappeared

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:47:

What about this typical Colombian hottie, during a night out in Pk lLERAS



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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:48:

Raaaay...
Let there be no guessin.
It was me that flagged that for you.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:49:

hey raaaaay... have you received my flags yet? so you can delete yourself?

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:50:

Flagged what...??...For what.??


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RAAAY says on Aug 23, 2009, 20:57:

VENEZUELA again..........................oh oh..........it's fookin Chavez's doing.........................OIL.oil.oil


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Lisa Zee says on Aug 23, 2009, 21:20:

Hey RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, she has red hair and blue eyes.... maybe more like Irish. LOL

Vive la vida y deja vivir!.

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whitewidow says on Aug 23, 2009, 21:24:

she is irish and raaay lifted that beauty from me in a previous thread. she was supposed to be on the fugly boats.

* here is my most recent latina lovely candidate;

I'm no doper! I just play one on TV.

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Lisa Zee says on Aug 23, 2009, 21:32:

"Colombianas - The only risk is wanting to pay". jajajajajajajajjajajajajajaja!.... priceles..... ,jajajaja


Hey guys. We lost! Venezuela won, again.

Vive la vida y deja vivir!.

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El Expatriado says on Aug 24, 2009, 03:40:

Too late, they lost.Allthough Colombian women, On average, are better looking than Venezuelan women, allthough Russian women, On Average, are beter looking than Colombian women.

Only my opinion. Some guys like skinny oriental women.

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El Expatriado says on Aug 24, 2009, 03:43:

Who cares.If I ain't bonin 'em, Miss Bora-Bora could win for all I care.

I am more interested in the Porno queens, anyways.

Ja.Ja.ja

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goin_south says on Aug 24, 2009, 04:57:

yeah, who cares

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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tasco66 says on Aug 24, 2009, 05:57:

Looks like the Venezuelan brief case carriers have been busy once more with the Miss Universe organization.

By the way I talked to Miss Colombian and can guarantee that she is 100% Colombian!

Just too funny to see all the negative comments about her here, from loser Gringos who can’t get anything in Colombia without paying….

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 24, 2009, 06:35:

"Just too funny to see all the negative comments about her here, from loser Gringos who can’t get anything in Colombia without paying…."

jajajajajajjajaja,, Yeah, Ya think? lol

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goin_south says on Aug 24, 2009, 06:44:

you talked to ms colombia, tasco?
aren't you special ;-)
...and, who cares?

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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tasco66 says on Aug 24, 2009, 07:34:

Don’t be jealous GS, it’s actually a lot easier than you think…

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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romy says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:00:

haha tasco is proud that he talked to a girl, someone send him a hero cookie

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tasco66 says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:04:

Yep romy, I prefer talking to girls than to boys like you do, everyone has his own preference I guess...not that I have anything against your kind of people...

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:12:

jajajajjajajajaj,, starting to deteriorate in here... lol

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romy says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:18:

tasco, keep patting yourself on the back, I hope to hear when you get to hold her hand...

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tasco66 says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:22:

Some like beautiful women pageants like me, others like Gay parades and Chippendales like romy, not that there's anything wrong with that....

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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romy says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:24:

did she tell you that you were charming? hahaha

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:25:

RAAAY says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:33:

I have dated several Miss Universe.......not really a big deal..............in fact, I had quite the few moments, upon retiring last night, with Miss Puerto Rico.


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tasco66 says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:37:

Watch out Raaay, or you might be the next victim of a PBH frustrated gay...

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:37:

"I have dated several Miss Universe.......not really a big deal..............in fact, I had quite the few moments, upon retiring last night, with Miss Puerto Rico"



mmmm, cyberdating! Did you have the tissues and lotion ready? Please wash your hands when you're done. you can spread Swine Flu like that.. thank you..

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:39:

romy says on Aug 24, 2009, 08:58:

Can I not laugh at a comment? I think it's hilarious that tasco is boasting about talking to a girl. I didn't insult him, however he pretends to insult me by calling me gay.... well we can see who is frustrated haha

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 24, 2009, 09:04:

I talk to girls all the time, every night.. but my credit card is getting close to being maxed out.. that sucks..

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RAAAY says on Aug 24, 2009, 10:15:

CG................. Not surprising that many people have complained about Darloopy getting special treatment here. Above is a couple of guys throwing fairly harmless jibes at each other, and you are on the ball, keeping them in line. Darloopy flings insults around, and not boo to him.

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tasco66 says on Aug 24, 2009, 11:55:

I did not boast about anything romy. Cut down on the guaro and crawl back to your hole...

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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chispajuisiosa says on Aug 24, 2009, 18:33:

OK, let me see if I got this right: Miss Colombia cuts her hair and ends up wearing a "wig" at the Miss Universe pageant ???

Que va! No wonder the judges didn't pick her for anything. Para que sea seria!

I KNEW it when she cut her hair. Que pena para Colombia. A woman's hair Is the most noticeable feminine feature!

"When there is no other explanation...there is only ONE explanation!"

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romy says on Aug 24, 2009, 20:13:

haha tasco, did you talk to any girls today?

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 24, 2009, 20:52:

Cut her hair? I told you she wasn't Colombian.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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El Expatriado says on Aug 25, 2009, 02:59:

Oh Oh looks like an El Sapo , Rocco, Clavo, against PBS matchup again.

And he lumped me in with the group of losers who have to pay for it.

Didn't you see my previous post Tasco, All the other guys have to Pay for it. They want me for My Sexy Body.... Sucha Sexy Body.. I got such a body ..la..la..la

But I have to admit I never met Miss Colombia. But I did date the MOTHER ofa miss Venezuela recently. And she had her own money. But she was a grandma too.

Young ones.. old ones..my sexy body.

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