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Miss Colombia Reportage!!! - Bandeja Paisa - Monteria Monkeys

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Am on my first visit to Colombia. Last night watched the Miss Colombia paegent (on TV) and am in the interests of freedom of speech and geopolitics willing to offer this special reportage!!!

DIDN´T THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!
You could of walked one of them around in place of about a dozen.

Well, I really thought so. I was getting confused especially with the identical swimsuits. But I was also getting more than excited by Miss Norte de Santander! Que Beleza!!!!!!!!!!! Much more like it, a bit more indigenous in her I thought, like las Venezuelans. Also, Miss Cordoba, eliminated way too early, a shocking decsion that I found incomprehensible, but I will remember the very memorable "bounce" to her walk! Also, Miss Choco, a very beautiful morena. The beauty of las morenas is something of constant splendour!

Anyhow, am in Tolu right now, many more beautiful women here. Monteria was a bit more interesting I think than Tolu, here the sea is right up to the road. I liked Monteria, the park by the river, the monkeys, the comono dragons or whatever them big lizards were, and the town was diiferent, small and relaxing, moto taxis take you anywhere.

Medellin full of Spanish looking people. Just was passing through, some bars on 52 carrera I think, full of locals, tranvestites yanking me arm (thats all) as walked back to hotel.

Well am off somewhere else, to get a grip on Colombia and offer more insights!

God bless you all you Colombia lovers,
nao posso fala portugues aqui!

By tropicalshirt on Nov 18, 2008, 14:04 in Friendly Talkzone.

tropicalshirt says on Nov 18, 2008, 14:08:

I forgot the bandeja paisa! Makes a good breakfast, very fresh pork scratchings like. Manioc just like Brazil. Haven´t had to push so hard since I got stuck on a northern line train. What a meal!

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 18, 2008, 17:00:

None of the 10 finalists had that azabache hair that I like so much. I could find 10 women off the street in Medellin that were way hotter than any of them.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Sam Salmon says on Nov 18, 2008, 17:24:

"I could find 10 women off the street in Medellin that were way hotter than any of them."

I'd like to add-in about 10 minutes!

' a la orden!'

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RogueOne says on Nov 18, 2008, 18:06:

Why post about Miss Colombia with zero Photos??? sheeeeeeeeesh

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