Middle age gringos and corronchos gone wild in Barranquilla

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 17, 2006, 06:12:

And don't forget to send a picture of yourselve with the lamp on your head to PBH so we can have a good laugh :)

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MacGringo says on Jan 17, 2006, 06:22:

Looks like my timing is out by one month Elmo, next time man.

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tomtom33 says on Jan 17, 2006, 06:43:

No burras? WTF?

I don't drink, but I do chase. I'll be around the whole month. Drop me a note when you hit CTG. Maybe Gina will be in town. I don't mind sharing.

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Miguel says on Jan 17, 2006, 07:00:

WTF Elmo? What happened to casual luncheons at the Barranquilla Country Club? Guided tours of the Museo Romantico?
kat1, if Elmo has a lampshade on, that infers that we will be staying somewhere with electricity. With las brisas de febrero, that power comes and goes daily.
I will be sure to get a picture of Elmo saying "adíos" right before his cachaca wife fits him for his corbata colombiano.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 17, 2006, 08:38:

Miguel, made sure the lamp is plug jejej

Love you Elmo :P

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Albatross says on Jan 17, 2006, 09:58:

:-( I won't be around 'til March...

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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MacGringo says on Jan 17, 2006, 10:12:

Elmo. I met that Juan Valdez's burra Conchita in Manizales, I've got a picture for you, I know you'll be into that shit!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 17, 2006, 10:24:

You guys need to always remember, February is carnaval. I’ll be in Medellin first week of March, after carnaval, for some much needed down time, peace and quiet. .
Kat, in the picture I’ll be the one with a lamp shade on my head but hell if I’m gonna dance on a table naked, don’t wanna fall and brake my freaking hip.
Hey tomtom, you’re the main reason we’re gonna go to Cartagena. We’ll be there for a couple days; we want to meet your very special amigitas before my wife arrives.
Yes mac, conchita, the pride and joy of colombia, a real nice image, even Haiti laughs at us. I still remember all the crap conchita left on midtown, NYC.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 17, 2006, 10:47:

oh come on Elmo!!, show us your lovely bum. jejejje

And behave with Tom girls, you should slowing down at your age you don't want to break a hip. jiji

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oldbongo says on Jan 17, 2006, 10:55:

damm... where were you when the oldgringo needed you? 5 years ago.
now the oldgringo is too exhausted from his commamdantes
attention, to join your fling.
maybe she will give me licencia to go away and play with you guys, just after she returns from cartagena next week, and resumes her new life in del norte, after solving all the problems in colombia in the last month, and maybe a pig will fly over my house and drop a bag of diamonds. elmo, i wanna recommend someone...daisy martinez.

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oldbongo says on Jan 17, 2006, 10:57:

and post that photo... unless youre afraid of being spotted by
the fbi...dea...cia...interpol...with me

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:03:

OldG I want a pig to fly over my house and drop a bag of diamonds :)

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Miguel says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:04:

"Let's make a deal" Eche Elmo...show kat1 your corroncho ass IF she shows hers. My version of the Free Trade Agreement.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:05:

jeje miguel first drop the pig with the diamonds

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elmodefoque says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:08:

Oldgringo, you gotta try and make it this year, my wife and I are staying in your Hotel, El Caribe, she loved it. Who’s this martinez broad, do you have a pic?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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oldbongo says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:14:

that's exactly.. what the oldgringo is, ..in the eyes of some
jealous types,...the pig owner of a mine of diamonds that the commandante dips into to finance the solution to everyones problems except those who didn't get any....
imagine,...that really sucks for her,..to see all that misguided
low-life jealousy around her, when she is the one who is the adult
in the family,.. works, ..and pays her own way 1000 percent.

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oldbongo says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:20:

dificil..elmo but i can hook you up with excellent servicio at the hotel.
daisy martinez???..you don't know?...como es possible?
check out public tv....daisycooks...the best of latina-yiddish
culinary-comedy fusion......and a source of local NY food info.

maybe the oldgringo can fly over Kats house tho.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:32:

yes of course, now i know, puerto rican broad with cooking show, but i never seen it.
OG, talk to your people in el caribe, or get me a name, i'll call you tomorrow.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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oldbongo says on Jan 17, 2006, 11:47:

for you elmo..anything. call the oldone anytime..
but post that foto for Kat.
at caribe you will be at home.
suggest you call carla, in sales,
and confirm 4th or 5th floor,frente del mar,
en el edificio..lago del mar.
see carlos for activities...
see mateo for pool related needs.
see sandro for food and beverage needs.
but whatever you do, don't drop my name,
or they will charge you double....or more.
if you really want to be treated well,..
drop la commandante's name.
but do it pronto...they are busy.

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Neocoltrane says on Jan 17, 2006, 15:41:

Hehe Well, im not quite middle-age (18) but Ill be in Barranquilla for the carnival and probably the week before as well, and im always up for a party....

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treeshark2 says on Jan 17, 2006, 16:24:

If I am in Colombia in February, I will join in too. Is that "night spot" called Freddy's still open in BAQ ????

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Miguel says on Jan 18, 2006, 00:27:

kat1 The pig with diamonds will be flying over your house, I promise ;-D...how's my credit?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 18, 2006, 02:28:

LOL Miguel I keep an eye out of my window ;)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 18, 2006, 02:32:

drop the diamonds and keep the pig

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lpdiver says on Jan 18, 2006, 05:26:

Flying Pig
if any pig flies over me I will shoot him and we can have a cajun pig roast...jejeje.

Tony

"cook some rice!"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 18, 2006, 05:54:

tony i will send the pig to you after it drop the Diamonds so you can have your Lechona jiji

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elmodefoque says on Jan 18, 2006, 10:43:

Regarding this thing in Barranquilla during carnaval, I don’t know from organizing anything, but I’ll let you guys know where you’ll find a group of us. Everyday we gonna start off by hitting happy hour (5-8) at a place called “mundo de la cerbeza” on 84 st. and later in the evening will be mostly in ‘tu Kama” also on la calle 84 among others places located north Curramba where the rich modefoques party. Sometimes I will get away and party down in south Barranquilla with the broke ass modefoques, but I do not recommend gringos going there, Soledad at 1 am on a Friday or Saturday night could be a little frightening for untrained eyes.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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toneloc24 says on Jan 18, 2006, 10:54:

Elmo Make sure to include Alcatraz & Maria Mulata down in La Victoria on Murillo (approx. between 14th & 16th). Damn the up-north spots!!! Friday & Saturday nights. You'd have to get there early (approx. 8:00-9:00 pm) to get a table. Cheap drinks. Sorry, no hookers...to my knowledge. LOL!!!

Gringos welcomed, but if you don't speak Spanish, forget it and stick to Frogg Leggs, La Quinta, etc. up north.

I'll try to make it down there a week or two before Carnaval. Keep you posted.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Albatross says on Jan 18, 2006, 11:18:

Late March Anyone know of anything happening (Carnavals ect.) at the end of March ?

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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Crazy4Cali says on Jan 18, 2006, 13:43:

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and

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Jebediah says on Jan 18, 2006, 21:18:

Count me in Howdy,

Soy De Australiano - 24, will be travelling with my mate from canada who is 22, I can definately hold my Jack Daniels & Coke, yet to meet someone who can keep up.

Modefoque - I arrive into Quito on Feb 1, we are gunna race up to Barranquilla overland.

Whats the G.O for meetin up?

Hasta Pronto
Duncan

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Jebediah says on Jan 22, 2006, 03:47:

She'll Be Right Ive been drinkin JD for a while, so i can hold my own.

Wots the G.O with the Barranquilla carnivale? Would be good to meet up with some people.

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morphus says on Jan 23, 2006, 22:05:

Be careful! If you hang around elmodefoque and Miguel you might end up with girls like this...lol.

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Rubiazo says on Jan 23, 2006, 22:51:

LOLOLOL Maybe if you take a plane to Rio from Barranquilla and then go to 4x4 and ask for Gabriela and Grisela!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 24, 2006, 05:53:

Those broads is exactly what I like, I would not change a single thing, ok, maybe just a little more ass. I'll take them both, how much?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Rubiazo says on Jan 24, 2006, 06:06:

Elmo I have been VERY close to those asses. Trust me they are big enough.
Hurry though they wont be in business much longer. They are saving up for a house in the country and a car. Last time I heard they were trying to decide between Toyota and Mitsubishi!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 24, 2006, 11:12:

hey rubio, where are those grils from? man, i like to have them both.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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greg says on Jan 24, 2006, 18:12:

Help I can`t dance, my spanish isn`t that good, and i don`t look like Morphus. Will the $100.00 bill on my forehead make up for it? I don`t want to end up with
with Gabriela or Grisela!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 25, 2006, 04:52:

greg, you are perfect for north barranquilla, the wealthy barranquilleras will love your gringo ass. A $100 bill on your forehead will help anywhere in colombia. Don't worry about gabriela and grisela, i'll take care of them, those are my type of women, drunk and with big ass.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 25, 2006, 05:52:

When they haul ass, they have to make two trips.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2006, 06:04:

Elmo will put those too girls in shape in no time

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elmodefoque says on Jan 25, 2006, 06:05:

And let’s not forget, they tend to use a lot more toilet paper than girls with far less derriere

I'll get there, when I get there!

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tomtom33 says on Jan 25, 2006, 06:24:

If that's what you like, Elmo, I guess you will have to forget about Gina.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2006, 06:42:

Tomtom, since when shapes and sizes are a problem for Elmo.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 25, 2006, 06:43:

when i'm drunk all women look like j-lo to me.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2006, 06:51:

Elmo you are like the song El Grillero. well you are a Grillero. here is a piece of the song

Un poquito de cerveza...se parece a Gloria Stefan"
"Un tragito de ron...she looks like Sharon Stone"
"Un poquito de ginebra...se parece a Madonna"
"Y un vinito tinton la Janeth Jackson y yo
Cinco copas de champagne...como Vivi Gaitan
Una botella de aguardiente...pues parece a Shakira
Y dos botellas de whisky...se parece a Paulina
Y tres botellas de tequila...igualita a Thalia

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elmodefoque says on Jan 25, 2006, 07:02:

i don't know about madonna and gloria, for them i gotta be real real drunk, just about ready to put my head in the toilet.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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toneloc24 says on Jan 25, 2006, 09:18:

Figures Gloria and Madonna are about the same age as Elmo. Where's the fun in that?

Not enough ron or aguardiente in Colombia for that. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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greg says on Jan 25, 2006, 12:27:

Elmo Thanks for taking them for me. Unfortunately i can`t drink
much so i would have to deal with them sober. Thanks again

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Rubiazo says on Jan 25, 2006, 13:56:

Elmo I just gave you detailed instructions on how to find those girls. You just need to scroll back up SON! :P

Kat, I think they are in 100% perfect shape, so there! :P

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