mi fufalufa

Bruce V. Shrader says on Jan 12, 2005, 07:20:

Tranquilo I really don't understand what your problem is.
There is a first time for everyone. you aren't alone.
A lot of us have paid "for it".
furthermore, a lot of us have "Been there, done that"!

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capt.lou says on Jan 12, 2005, 07:26:

Descisions? Are you disgusting? No.
I am glad to hear that you spent 20,000 pesos on a whore rather than hearing you confess of a rape you commited instead. Maybe you should have spent the 20 thou. on more booze, then you would have felt really shitty the next day. I have read many a story on famous people, one of them raced formula 1 cars. He was asked wether or not he was gay, because he was not married. His reply was,"I pay them to leave". I guess the moral of the story is, make lots of money and never lose half.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 12, 2005, 07:32:

Bruce, speak for yourself; my first sexual encounter with a donkey was totally free. The donkey was just there munching on bushes and I ran behind it. Now, my first sexual experience with another human being cost me a quarter pounder with cheese and soda, (no fries) I took my girl friend to MacDonalds before I banged her. I guess your right, we all have to pay one way or another.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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paisa29 says on Jan 12, 2005, 08:09:

I think you are talknig about FUFURUFAS

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justino says on Jan 12, 2005, 08:18:

Good for you, man! You're definitely on the path to recovery and happines. Forgive yourself for what you judge as failures in the past. We all have to play the hand that we're dealt. The truth will set you free! I have several friends that were really skinny, but started working out and beefing up and that really did wonders for their self esteem and the response they got from women. Give that a shot! Do what you gotta do to make yourself happy and above all "keep it real". Use this momentum to get real with everybody and see what happens. Things will change, but it will be for the better.

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jan 12, 2005, 09:05:

It's Funny Argentinian football 'superstar' or 'collosal waste of money' Juan Veron lost his virginity to a prostitute - apparently throughout S.A. this is considered the 'normal way'

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 12, 2005, 15:12:

Don Negro, everybody pays for it, one way or the other. I know a guy who has never had it without paying for it up front with cash. He says he's spent less money on sex than most guys, especially the married ones. The married guys think they are getting it for free but they are paying for it too - they just don't realize it. Good quality inflatable doll is the way to go.

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Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Save the Wildcats says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:49:

Enjoy... being skinny because when you get older, you have to go to the gym 5-6 days a week just to maintain.

UC's right. Everyone pays for it one way or the other, so don't worry. People have done worse things. You're kind of a brat sometimes but I like it when you let the real you out.

Kim

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Save the Wildcats says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:54:

No, unfortunately I haven't had that experience yet. I would hope to obtain a few bucks for it but you never know.

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Save the Wildcats says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:59:

Oh, it's too late... I'm already rotten. ;-D

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Save the Wildcats says on Jan 12, 2005, 18:05:

Rotten...... like a mean old cat and hauling my butt to the gym 6 days this week at 5:45 am just to maintain. Oh, I miss being 19.

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Save the Wildcats says on Jan 12, 2005, 18:14:

Oh, I walked right into that one, didn't I?

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dwmte says on Jan 12, 2005, 18:51:

oh negrito............ confession hour. my my.....here we go, i was 18, in the army, just transferred to okinawa, in the military police and along comes the first pay day. withing hours, end of the day, friday, payday, i noticed i was just about the only person in the barricks. of the few remaining troops, to one i inquired, 'where'd everyone go?' to which i was repied, 'to the ville to get laid.'

i could remember hearing some of the old timers commenting over the past month, that they couldn't wait to get back to the 'ville' and see ko baby and get laid. alarmed at the thought that men would go with prostitutes, i sort of reviled, internally, and privately... mind you i was a full-fledged virgin.

i had no more left than left the conversation and returned to my bunk, than i changed my clothes and took off for the ville...which ville i had never laid eyes on in my life.

there, i found a bar......and like most okinawan bars there was a papasan who owned the place and a couple of ko's (sachiko, fumiko, yoko, koko, michiko, naniko, etc) who served drinks, and when required, hair pie.

the price then was $3.00 for a short time (gettin off) and $5.00 for all night. i went for the all nighter. straight away, ko baby sent me up to her room and told me she'ld be up in a bit. seemed like a bit was several hours......around closing time.....but finally, here she came (does that sound right, we're not even in bed yet?) she got undressed, and within minutes, i, most clumsily, managed to get it up, get it in (i think) and get off. whew! i lost my virginity to a prostitute......shit douglas, call it like it was, a whore! my GOD, my first piece of ass was a whore! who could i ever confess that to?
oh LORD!, one of those 'life-long' memories.

so you see, negrito, you're difinately not alone. remember that feeling of wanting to shower, clean? talking about it now, i still have a bit of that feeling. but, since my life has been so full of other, far more extravagant (sinful?) experiences, i don't feel all that dirty for that first less than desireable experience. i actually spent the better part of my $5.00 worth, asking her questions. like, 'why are you doing this?' or, 'do you like what you're doing?'; basically really lame inquiries...if it's of any value, she was taking care of herself until 'joe' sent for her (that being G.I. joe, who had returned to the states and was gonna send for her, marry her and bring her to the states.) (GOD, lady, if you believe that, you believe in the tooth fairy, i thought to my self) i may have been young, dumb, innocent and virgin--at least recently--but even I knew that wasn't gonna happen.

so, dear young brother, join the club of the whore-taught bretheren. we may not be heaven sent, but we're many, and, if you can believe it, we're just like you.

peace,

dw

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dragonhf says on Jan 12, 2005, 20:39:

Take it easy Don Negro Don´t blame your self, you are still young. You will make more mistakes in your life. Now you know how it felt anyway, instead of wonder all the time and you gained more experience. If we can meet each other again, you know I will back you up and find a nice girl for you. Or we just call our friend from Sri lanka, just kidding man.
I will call Rebecka and Diva for you and Andrea too.
Cheer up!

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caslug says on Jan 12, 2005, 21:21:

Don... When i think about the women that i used wined & dined literaly to try to get in their pants under the guise of "relationship". Back in the dot com days, i easily spent $200 USD on ONE date, being a gentlemen that i am, we go out for 2-4 dates before getting back to their place. Now you tell me you're getting action for 20k peso ($8.50 USD). All i have to say is 2 things 1) Good FOR YOU! 2) Where did you find it for 20k?

Plus wherever you found her, trust me, they're were other guys there, so you were not the only one.

Wonder when the ladies on the board will start ripping you a new one, like they do calipro. And even with him and his bevy of beauty, he pays for it one way or another.

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eafit2005 says on Jan 13, 2005, 07:45:

Hey, what do you guys complain about, at least you can remember it ;-) Mine was with my best (female) friend 8 years ago after sneaking out & having a bottle of vodka with her.... I still don't remember everything! But I don't really care much about it...I can just consider the second time as the first time 'cause experience (or rather unexperience) - wise it was the same!

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Albatross says on Jan 13, 2005, 09:09:

Anyway... My doctor said that my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger outta there...

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 13, 2005, 10:20:

(Elmo DID pay the burro, I swear!) First, another HATS OFF to you for your brave honesty.

Secondly, let's say the first SEX you had was with a professional, SO?

Thirdly, the first time you MADE LOVE was with your ex-sweetie.

See, perception is all a matter of word choice and framing.

Excpet for Elmo. What I know and he never tells us is that HE PAID THE BURRO! Oh yeah, they don't tell you ALL the details.

Relax, TONS of guys start out like you did.

Like CASLUG said (welcome bak compadre - was missing you!) anyway, like he said tons of guys pay and pay and still don't get some, and then they have to pay for it in less obvious and more painful ways.

I commend you for your honnesty. A breath of fresh air!
besitos,la reina

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nanis says on Jan 13, 2005, 10:54:

on the fufurufa subject.... this is very common in colombia.. it might not be as common as before because fathers used to take their sons to a burdel to have sex for the first time it was usually with an old lady full of make up on her face i'm talking red lips, bright blue eye shadow and big eyelashes, a wrinkly face and a fuller figure (fat) and with an alcohol breath who smoked 40 ciggies a day that was the fufurufa some time ago, and the poor young kids were terrified of them that they would do whatever to get out of there alive...

my husband had a similar experience to what he said was an older nice looking experienced woman, and he told me that he was enjoying it a little too much, well i wouldn't call it enjoying i would call it getting emotionally attached to this lady (he was really young) and he decided to caress her face and hair to make her feel especial and the lady freaked out and told him that he should pay her extra as he left her face and hair smelling of dick and she had another client arriving any minute! ohh so romantic!!!

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 13, 2005, 10:56:

the rest of the story is ... that the next client was Elmo and HE paid extra for her to smell, not of D*ck, but of ... BURRO!!!!!!

gracias amiga! besitos!

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Lionheart says on Jan 13, 2005, 11:33:

The Brothel Tradition I recall from many years ago that going to the brothel was the traditional way for a young man to loose his virginity in Germany. The father would have the "duty" to take the boy out to a brothel on or around his 16th birthday to get the experience. Since I lived in a rural area of Schwaben then, I don't remember if it was just a local tradition or not.

My experience was quite different .... I had a friend from school whose birthday was on the same day, he was just older. So on his 17th and my 14th birthday we had a party with many bottles of cherry wine, a local specialty in Brunswick/Braunschweig, Germany. One girl from his class decided to give me a special birthday present .... but after all that cherry wine my memories are very dim ... too bad.

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caslug says on Jan 13, 2005, 11:47:

One other thing Don.. Cover it up(ie, use condom)! Even w/ your GF, especially when you're talking holiday romance. You defintely DONT want to give her an "unwanted" parting gift or she gives you one.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Jan 13, 2005, 12:02:

FWIW My guess is that girls in Colombia use baby oil as a lubricant out of ignorance, not because they're deliberately trying to break condoms. There are easier ways to get a guy out of his rubber than that, even if you assume these girls are really motivated to want to get knocked up. I don't mean any offence by this, DN, but why would a girl want to be knocked up by a 19-year-old backpacker who's probably going to be 3 countries away before she knows she's pregnant?

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caslug says on Jan 13, 2005, 15:56:

Don,.. I seriuosly doubt col chicas will try to extort money from backpackers. Because, backpacker tend NOT to have money, at least compare to regular tourist or businessmen(which there are alot of) that stay at nicer hotels, not hostels. Those types of chicas out places they know foreigners with money go to. Like Mr. B, in Zona rosa or Charolotte bar.

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andrews says on Jan 13, 2005, 16:30:

dm my first time was w/ a girlfriend when I was 14. I felt odd afterwards, smelled straight, and thought "this what everone's so worked up about". Not long after she dumped me and started dating my bestfriend, I was devestated.
So I lost my virtue, girlfriend, bestfriend, and trust in humanity.
I paid alot. I don't care much about it now and lookback on it w/ amusement, but damn, I'm not sure I wouldn't switch expieriences w/you.
Human contact is a necessity of life, you will die w/out it, so if you you have to pay once in a while, take it easy on yourself. Just be nice and honest w/ them,maybe give them a nice neck message, who doesnt'like that? And why do you have to clasify and demean using terms like whore? They are simply "working girls" or pro's, just doing what they got to do to get by. I don't have much expierience w/ pro's or exotic dancers, but the ones I have (I did have a friendy, not physical at all, acquaintenceship w/ several that worked out of my favorite bar in Thailand) are more or less regular girls who have hopes and desires, and I've never met a women that didn't like to be told they were pretty, not one.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 14, 2005, 15:28:

good point to all men
BTW, Have you heard of the Don't Spend Even A Dime day - to boycott inauguration day (Jan. 10th).

I think it should also be Give A Kiss To A Working Girl day - and we can include working burros.

Everybody needs love, and compliments.

All of you guys with women - go home tonight and compliment her - we never get enough of that. And maybe if you are lucky you might get some microphone or cheetooha action. (Consult Elmo Dickshunary for definitions of lingo.)


tata for now - off to get my Cherry Red pedicure! -- la reina

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dwmte says on Jan 14, 2005, 15:53:

a point well taken, andrew, and i do forthwith apologize to any and all women who were/are offended by my thoughtless remarks and choice of words. in some defense, i used the expletives as a means to convey the complete experience to our younger brother, don negro, that he know that many a man has had such and awakening. for myself personally, i wouldn't think of these ladies as other than ladies doin what they're doin.

again, a true and humble apology to any/all who were offended by my comments.

d w martin

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 14, 2005, 15:55:

d w martin No offense taken my man. itz aaaaaaalll good. as they say. in miami. jajaja.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 14, 2005, 18:43:

I always compliment my wife. She eats it up even the crazy things I do like following her up the stairs so I can watch her beautiful trasero. I can say stuff that an American woman would punch me for like "Your ass is finger-lickin' good" and she beams as though I had just made her Miss Colombia. Yeah, I know she's thinking, God what an idiot gringo. Was he the best I could do at 42 with three kids?

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ARMacleod says on Jan 15, 2005, 03:15:

mí también UC.
And I treat my lady as good as I know how to.

She on the other hand treats me like a god

I am just about as poor as I could be, without being destitute, financially speaking.

We have just one thing in common that keeps us in our own paradise.

LOVE! And lots of it.


Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions. ¡El diablo me hizo lo hago! But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 15, 2005, 14:27:

UC Hey has Mi Amor been telling you HIS tricks! I NEVER slap him for that, not unless he likes it.

Seriously tho, glad to hear you know how to dish out the "verbo" = muy importante.

Besitos! -- la reina

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