Medellin over hyped

cremaster says on Dec 24, 2004, 14:49:

So... If i understand you, you´re looking for a girl who ¨needs¨ you. And by ¨you¨ I mean a Gringo - any Gringo apparently. A girl who wants to leave Colombia. A girl who doesn´t mind taxis/buses. A girl who appreciates your visa.

I wish you all the luck in the world, because you´re going to need it,
Patrick

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 24, 2004, 22:03:

You are absolutely right, Greg. All these guys posting such wonderful things about the paisas and Medellin - they are absolute liars. You've proved it yourself by going to Medellin and accomplishing absolutely nothing. Once and for all these myths about Medellin have been disproved. Thank God. My taxi driver, Pablo, was getting sick and tired of driving you guys around town all the time trying to show you a good time. Instead all you wanted to do was talk about herbicides and the six hurricanes Caratgena is going to get next year. And all that singing of Kumbaya - what was that all about? No wonder you guys couldn't get laid. No chick wants to listen to some drunken gringo singing Kumbaya.

Do they use a lot of Tide down there? Is that why everything is whiter than white? Brighter colors too?

Are there nice girls in Medellin? I read about a guy who married a paisa and lived happily ever after. But I am sure he's a liar. He better not post any more crap about his wife or I'll punch his lights out. And I mean it. I'll virtually punch his lights out.

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paisa29 says on Dec 25, 2004, 06:44:

utopia what is your problem with paisa women?

"Fill the earth with the light and warmth of hospitality" Conrad Hilton

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 25, 2004, 09:38:

There was one guy here who was posting things about his wife from Medellin. I am sure he's a liar because Greg says no paisa would get on a plane and leave Medellin for a gringo. He must know what he's talking about because here he is posting it on the internet and he should know better than anyone else, shouldn't he? Why do you ask? You haven't been talking to Pablo, my taxi driver, have you?

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Dolfi says on Dec 25, 2004, 09:54:

It is very sad to read about guys who judge any place in the world according to how easy it is or not for an american to find a woman there.

Is anybody really interested in that? Couldn´t there be any other reason to visit a place?

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 25, 2004, 12:11:

Isn't that what this site is about? That and insulting each other? I agree that it's sad but is it sadder than 3 million Mexicans with parrots and cheap lawn furniture? My taxi driver, Pablo, has a slightly used photo of Monica Belluci. Are you interested in that?

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pablo says on Dec 25, 2004, 14:42:

Are you taking about me amigo?
I don't even like yellow cars! And no I'm not posting a photo of my lovely Paisa that looks like Monica Belluci. It might be best not to try to convince Greg how wonderful Medellin really is.

Merry Christmas.

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 25, 2004, 18:25:

Too late, Pablo! I already posted one of you and the lovely Monica Belluci. Can you get her autograph for me next time? Who's Greg?

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Dolfi says on Dec 25, 2004, 23:30:

Well I am not the owner of this website, but I thoght it was about COLOMBIA and not about the problems of american males in finding a girlfiend or a wife.

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