me gwine cartagena....

yay!!!!
oldbongos' flying tonite on the redeye, and it'll still take 24 hours to reach, but if anyone wants to see a short, fat, old, bald, hairy, ugly, poor lookin, retard,..with a big smile on his face, just come to bony's kiosco en la playa around lunchtime.

By oldbongo on Mar 12, 2007, 10:18 in Friendly Talkzone.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 12, 2007, 10:28:

any chance of seeing a tall, fit, hot, gorgeous retard? ;))))

engage brain before opening mouth

elmodefoque says on Mar 12, 2007, 10:37:

kat, you rang?
oldbongo, i'm kat, you rang?
oldbongo, i'm returning to curramba the end of april, but this is a business trip, if you're still there mojarra frita on me.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 12, 2007, 10:47:

elmo the only description you fit, is the retard :)))

engage brain before opening mouth

oldbongo says on Mar 12, 2007, 10:55:

actually, kat.. the place is crawling with them,
they all hang out at body-tech.

meanwhile, la commandante is preparing herself with
ablutions, fomentations, and ministrations.

she is going to be one deeply embarrassed chick,
when her fine, tanned face sees oldbongos' decrepit, white mug.

oldbongo says on Mar 12, 2007, 11:03:

hey, kat.. that's my fellow retard, that you are dissing,
and you know how you should be nice to people
who are not as fortunate as yourself.
us poor retards need lovin' too.

you know, dumb people do smart things,
just like smart people do dumb things.

besides, we haven't yet determined if elmo is actually retarded, like oldbongo, rather, just a happy drunk.