Marrying a Cloumbian

bradenmiami says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:24:

I can almost predict where this post could go, and I hope people take it easy on you... My suggestion would be to NOT even think about the marriage yet until you have gotten to know Colombia, the women, and the process. From what I understand, you haven't met her in person yet.

As for the prices, your best bet would be to start doing research at www.visajourney.com. Through that community you will learn 1000% more than this one regarding marriage, visas, etc....

The best of luck to you!

The "lovemedellin website" is a piece of crap made by some moron who has only been to Medellin once...you'd be better off reading the Lonely Planet advice from a guy who never even came here!

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Gator says on Sep 21, 2007, 06:59:

Way to early now and I, also, recommend visa journey. Also not sufficient information on visa type - K-1 or K-3, where she lives, etc.? With the kids and her, exclusive of your trips to Colombia, roughly $1.800USD. Throw in airfare for their trip to Houston which will be about $2.000. So a very rough estimate pending more information would be say $5.000 USD FOB Houston.

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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billyb says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:02:

Would that be from British Columbia or Columbia South Carolina? I think you can get tickets at reasonable prices from either.

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RussianFred says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:21:

Here is your estimated cost:
Trips - 2k
Gifts - 3k
Mother/Kids illnesses - 5k
Marriage - 2k
Relocation - 2k

Broken Heart - Priceless

Annual Drug Deaths: Tobacco: 395,000, Alcohol: 125,000, 'Legal' Drugs: 38,000, Illegal Drug Overdoses: 5,200, Marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?--Ralph Nader

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Lowell says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:46:

Got a good job? Can we say "Alimony and Child Support" almost a sure bet at a later date. At least find a girl/woman without kids and have your own.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 21, 2007, 07:53:

MY GOD!!!!!!! These Gringos never learn and never listen..........just bend over and give her and her family all of your money now without the pain and grief you are about to encounter.

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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scotty says on Sep 21, 2007, 10:15:

RF i like your math its right on target, only you forgot to list, "support famiia for rest of your life"

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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tampavallenato says on Sep 21, 2007, 10:27:

Ohhh I know what I'm going to get most of you on this forum for xmas, An ax holder for your belt so you will have your ax handy to start chopping on others. Dont get me wrong much deserved in most cases.

Ay Hombe!!!

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 21, 2007, 12:05:

Oh! I forgot....while you are bent over and before they rob you.......ask for some K-Y and maybe a little trail mix.......you should a least get a decent FOKIN!!!! for your dinero!!!

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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Mike19 says on Sep 21, 2007, 12:52:

All - I agree. I'm a gringo in ny that met a colombian girl in ny and she wants me to go to colombia and visit. But at times she stops talking to me because I think she wants to rush the relationship or pass it up so I can marry her in the US. She is very very nice but I get that impression at times.

I agree with everyone to take it slow and not to marry her. I'm not stupid and I rather go visit medellin from what I hear has smoking hot women.

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LA_MONA says on Sep 21, 2007, 12:59:

"Don't forget... WORST spelling of Colombia EVER in this post. Somebody give this guy a medal!"
Rubito I thought the same when I saw this thread, man this guy took the biscuit!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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billyb says on Sep 21, 2007, 14:49:

We prefer to say "took the cake" :)

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LA_MONA says on Sep 21, 2007, 14:51:

Ahem ahem well excuuuuuse me!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Lowell says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:17:

Why are people so marriage crazy? For most it isn't good. I'm a 3 time loser. I'm not good marriage material. At 55 yrs old I finally have realized that I don't make good decissions in just about everything. In Germany a politician want to pass a law in which marriages are null and void after 7 years. Wow!

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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Man Tequila says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:20:

This misspelling was surely done to get someone´s gaot?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:36:

do you raely tink so?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:40:

cloumbia MY TONGUE GOT TANGLE.......!!!!!

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CaptainHowdy says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:57:

Well, La Mona, if you want billyb to overlook your "biscuit" instead of "cake", I would think you'd be as forgiving as shovelhead for his simple, but extremely common, misspelling of Colombia...:)
Someone just give the dude an amount...It said it's his first post and he's getting a baptism by fire!!! Let's help the dude, folks...I have no idea how much it would cost or I would give him a civil answer... Have a good weekend!!!

Teaching preteens the things they need to know!

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LA_MONA says on Sep 21, 2007, 16:00:

CH myself and billy were just joking around.
Actually, I thought he got some good advice, believe me this is tame compared to what he could have been up for on here, I had abstained from commenting but I found it funny when Rubito commented on it....there's no harm meant at all, I wish him luck, he may need it ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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shovelhead says on Sep 21, 2007, 16:06:

Chelesupercono,

Sounds like you have first hand experience with being robbed and raped in Columbia and your a** is still tingling over it. But was just a hypothetical question. Sorry about the misspelling of Colombia.

Shovelheads Forever

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morphus says on Sep 21, 2007, 16:18:

Shovelhead, a Colombiana with 2 kids is looking for a meal ticket. Don't marry a Colombiana unless she is a virgin. Get off the internet and actually go to Colombia!

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 21, 2007, 16:25:

No, Shovelhead I have not been robbed nor raped in Colombia or anywhere else for that matter......I have just sat on the sidelines and watched a few hundred dumb ass GRINGOS get it up the old poop shut.....and you know what? They all deserved it......

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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shovelhead says on Sep 21, 2007, 17:31:

Chelesupercono,
Sorry for the rape comment. You just struck a nerve. You seem cool. Thanks for the advice.

Shovelhead

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RussianFred says on Sep 21, 2007, 17:31:

Mike19 is the smartest person here! Life is short have fun! There is nothing wrong with being married 3x. Atleast you fell in love 3x. Some people never experienced love. My goal is to be married 7x before age 70. Of course I will have good attornies. Concerning the Colombian chica with two kids, have a great time. After you screw her tell you have no money and you do not pay taxes. Therefore you can not file for a visa. If she stays and be true for six months, marry her!!!

Annual Drug Deaths: Tobacco: 395,000, Alcohol: 125,000, 'Legal' Drugs: 38,000, Illegal Drug Overdoses: 5,200, Marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?--Ralph Nader

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billyb says on Sep 21, 2007, 18:02:

Yeah Mona, you need to be more tolerant . OK?? jaja.

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john_stark says on Sep 21, 2007, 21:50:

Just send me a check for 10 grand and forget the whole thing. It'll be much cheaper that way and you'll be happier as well. Trust me on this.

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 22, 2007, 09:09:

Hey John, great idea on the $10k but could we split it 50-50? I am really tired of giving these PINHEAD GRINGOS advice that they never get.....it will be the best $10k he ever spent.....unless of course he is smart enough to just go with the pre-pagos......but nah...he isn't.....

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2007, 10:51:

Just take the 10k and burn it. At least you will be warm.

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2007, 10:57:

Wait...for 10k you buy one of those Realdoll's that John_stark is always recommending. Heres the Latina version:

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:03:

I would give it a go.

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:04:

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LA_MONA says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:05:

That is scary! And very sad, may I add disturbing to the list. Eew.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:07:

They got the male version too for the ladies:

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LA_MONA says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:11:

Hey he looks a bit like you!
I prefer the real thing thanks.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:17:

I'm taller and more muscular....LOL

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 22, 2007, 11:24:

I had seen those dolls when Howard Stern used to have his show on TV. But that is creepy. Those things are like corpses. Very disturbing. But, pretty funny too.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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goin_south says on Sep 22, 2007, 12:19:

But, can you ACTUALLY MARRY one of the blow-up dolls?
;-)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 22, 2007, 17:08:

GS.....you may have hit on something there.....Marry a Blow Up Doll......I can see a lot of upside to that....maybe we could start a business selling them to all of these dumb ass GRINGOS!!!

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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goin_south says on Sep 22, 2007, 17:10:

I would think the 'visa process' would at least be much quicker, upon marrying a BLOW-UP COLOMBIANITA ;) Finally, you can BRING HER HOME IN YOUR SUIT-CASE! AS for another old joke, eh?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Man Tequila says on Sep 22, 2007, 17:27:

How can you even tell how tall that guy is, maybe his shins are three feet long.

At least his mouth is shaped in the traditional blow-up format, or so I believe.

And not nearly enough cejas.

This is a most disturbing thread.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Buongone says on Sep 22, 2007, 17:43:

Might be a troll also. Everybody was so quick to jump, Hook, line & sinker. What a whopper!

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Lisa Zee says on Sep 22, 2007, 19:26:

Every time there is a NEW guy with this story I think>>>>TROLL

Feliz Navidad!

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goin_south says on Sep 22, 2007, 19:32:

....mouth is shaped in the traditional blow-up format, "or so I believe".....

oooohhhhh,... almost didn't cover yerself there, Tequilla....
Is that how you get these girls/guys pumped?
You gotta do mouth-to-mouth?

John_Stark,... more creativity on the production lines, please ;))

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Man Tequila says on Sep 22, 2007, 19:37:

I have only seen female blow up dolls. Their mouth was in a shape not dissimilar to the male model or the old monkey banned from PBH. I´m sure John Stark could give an expert opinion. I´m pretty selective who I do mouth to mouth on, and I ain´t kissing rubber.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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la campiña says on Sep 22, 2007, 19:38:

all round to my place soon , they actually float, also , peacocks dont move to much at night

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la campiña says on Sep 22, 2007, 19:42:

anyway its about 9.41, is here in cali I'm off to buy some showbiz sherbert and then rok on, see you soon , archie bar sexta con 18 mas o menos, small but mental

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john_stark says on Sep 22, 2007, 22:24:

They are not inflatable. They are actually made of a high tech silicone rubber that simulates human flesh and they have an anatomically correct skeleton inside. The guy looks kinda grumpy - he's got a beer but I'm not sure he's getting any. The female dolls look pretty good. Remember they are custom made to your specification. You too can have the Monica Belluci model for only $6499. You can't beat that. Well actually you can: www.realdoll.com.

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christobeldawg says on Sep 22, 2007, 22:29:

those are way too creepy. I'll just send my 10 g's to John

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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goin_south says on Sep 22, 2007, 23:39:

""all round to my place soon , they actually float, also , ..
...peacocks dont move to much at night"""

la campiña;... who's 'gone too far south'? .lol

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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christobeldawg says on Sep 22, 2007, 23:54:

who wants to marry a Cloumbian?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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goin_south says on Sep 23, 2007, 02:59:

-Dawg, if they're anything like Colombians... then, I would be interested ;)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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love2colombia says on Sep 23, 2007, 05:33:

a present for UtopiaCowboy alias john_stark JEJEJEJEJE

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john_stark says on Sep 23, 2007, 06:10:

Now that's a doll. Hot damm!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 23, 2007, 08:05:

those dolls are scary!!!! specially the guy!! look at his neck and his mouth yuakkk and he has ladies legs, maybe is a gay doll

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 23, 2007, 08:26:

Hey Kat!! Stop looking for excuses just go ahead and jump his plastic bones!!!!

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 23, 2007, 08:28:

uhmm I am tempting to jump with a needle

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 23, 2007, 08:42:

Now you getting ME all worked up........jejejejejejejeje

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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gringoloid says on Sep 23, 2007, 09:00:

dude, if it flies, floats, or fucks, it's better to rent it.

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Miguel says on Sep 23, 2007, 09:33:

"dude, if it flies, floats, or fucks, it's better to rent it." (gringoloid)

¡Aja! No jodas, gringoloid.

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morphus says on Sep 23, 2007, 09:39:

They demonstrate how the dolls work at www.realdollsex.com

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john_stark says on Sep 23, 2007, 16:41:

Ol' Steph looks more responsive than a lot of gringas.

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goin_south says on Sep 23, 2007, 18:52:

Gabo,... where do they hide the rest of the mujeres de mejico, como Salma H?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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CaptainHowdy says on Sep 23, 2007, 19:27:

The female dolls don't look so bad but their breasts are about 3 times too big!! They're disproportionate...

Teaching preteens the things they need to know!

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goin_south says on Sep 23, 2007, 23:58:

I kinda imagine your all alone in the desire to watch such a thing, rubio ;)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 24, 2007, 01:20:

I am sure if one were so inclined, they could find footage of somebody making love to a corpse. Not much different than a Realdoll.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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robi666 says on Sep 24, 2007, 03:06:

I am sure that Colombia is one of those places where they won't sell their dolls that much.
US is sure number 1.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 24, 2007, 03:10:

Robi666, I am sure you are 100% spot on accurate on that. I would be shocked if there was one realdoll in Colombia. The only place that may get close to the US in realdoll sales may be Japan. They got a lot of wierdos over there too. No stats, just a guess.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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robi666 says on Sep 24, 2007, 03:30:

Well, a doll is 6500 USD. If you administer well your money and dollar does not weaken too much, it sums up to 126 nights each with a different decent prepago. Why 126? Last 200 USD is to buy a gun (no papeles) and shoot your own head.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 24, 2007, 03:34:

jajajaja ... unbelievable - yet believable. I guess that would be one hell of a final year though! If I knew I was signing off in a year, the last thing I would do is invest in a realdoll. I would be on a whiskeria tour. Of course, only if I was single. jajaja

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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john_stark says on Sep 24, 2007, 05:48:

"I kinda imagine your all alone in the desire to watch such a thing, rubio ;)"

Actually, he's not. I'd like to see it - go for it, Rubio!

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goin_south says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:49:

I knew I would forget to include someone ;)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 24, 2007, 16:01:

Rubio....you are not alone.......lets see it dude!!!!

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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la campiña says on Sep 24, 2007, 16:48:

ok keep this quite, but I see all these rich desperate gringos paying god knows what to meet a locombia at the hotel inter, Cali with translaters, ha I kidd you not ! If your in Cali get down to La 14, a supermarket close to chipichape north on ave sexta, thursdays, loads of discounts, loads of chicas plasticas, follow them down every isle I swear you will not leave with you basket empty!,however god forbid you do, get to chipichape early evening and do the rounds ( best friday/ sat) can't go wrong, I'm talking as a voyeur you understand but even us innocent bystanders get caught up in the mayhem and delirium that is the legend chipifantastica, I even know where to look for tell tale signs of implants, boobs or bum, haha. Ok, followed my advice and still nothing ? ay caramba return to the aforementiontioned la14 supermarket take the lift to the top floor where there are football pitches ( realy) take one last look at the 3 crosses then run and hurl yourself off the roof with gay abandon screaming ( whatever comes to mind) at this point I don't want to influence your karma, to be honest I think I've done enough damage for now, dulce sueños, :-(

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robi666 says on Sep 24, 2007, 17:05:

As Miguel said: "This website has gone to hell"

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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goin_south says on Sep 24, 2007, 22:57:

but, you gotta admit...
la campiña is getting more and more entertaining...
continua! por favor!

That's some interesting shtuff; almost enough to get me back down to Cali ;)

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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la campiña says on Sep 24, 2007, 23:27:

robi666, ............... don't know what to say.......... ha, ok so say I did have an angle, mm .. mm .. mm .. mm wait , no really , I feel a liitle squeeky here, for gods sake anyone using 999 the otherway round is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. sorry lost it for a minute, had a grim flash back, reverse head santa claus without the whiteness, sorry , hold up . need to breathe, sorry ,back now, got it, your a black sabbath fan subliminiiilll sseeggaasseemm , if you take time to read the above maddness you will find the truth, hold on I'm just popping off to read myself, know your enemy sort of gig,( bush, nixon, better the devil you know than the devil you dont know) so, Ohhhh god did you take offence to my cruel words about nepatism, I never uttered that evil word, I reckon we will be mates next THYME

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 25, 2007, 01:22:

I am lost.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 25, 2007, 05:58:

I AM HIGH.....and a little lost

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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Man Tequila says on Sep 25, 2007, 14:04:

I, for one, am glad that at least la campina didn´t smoke the parsley, sage or rosemary.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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