Los incestuosos

Lowell says on Mar 24, 2007, 08:22:

negative I think I may have posted a few negative things about my Colombia experiences.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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southern151 says on Mar 24, 2007, 08:28:

Wow... That's an interesting family tree...bush...stick? LOL

So, what you're telling us is that she was hot, right?

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Lowell says on Mar 24, 2007, 08:29:

Los incestuosos Although not within the family, my wifes first pregnancy was from the result of some slime ball using a date rape drug to get into her pants. I sometimes wonder if her behavior at times isn't as a result of being subjected to that drug. The puke knows he has fathered a child. He has not and continues to not provide any support..... for his son. Has no remorse whatsoever........ He refused to have his name on the birth certificate.... That's cool, with a few bucks of grease money the boy now has my name.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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morphus says on Mar 24, 2007, 08:41:

LOL "Actually I prefer the real Colombia"

UC, you have to admit, you have'nt been anywhere in Colombia without the wifey, si o no?

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podborski says on Mar 24, 2007, 08:55:

I prefer the fantasy colombia if it's ok with you UC, I'll stay in north bogota and meet interesting, educated, polite, non-violent people and once in a while get lucky too.

To each his own.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2007, 09:30:

Morph, Morph, Morph, I'm a grown man, dude. I'll go out and about without her but my wife doesn't try to sugar coat anything either. It sounds like you're saying that I can't experience the real Colombia in her company but I assure you that's possible. She knows more hooker stories than I do. And back in the day she partied with the mafiosos and their princesses. I may even be able to get her into cuchicheos one day.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2007, 09:32:

I must admit, Southern, that if I had a aunt who was hot and my age I'd probably be busy trying to get into her pants. Then again I'm the gringo costeno so what do you expect?

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spigrimace says on Mar 24, 2007, 09:52:

I have a Brazilian friend with an "uncle-daddy" Her father passed away and her father´s brother married her mother.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2007, 09:56:

No wonder Elmo has such high regard for Diomedes. He's living the corroncho dream!

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robi666 says on Mar 24, 2007, 10:17:

Come on... Diomede Diaz Diomede Diaz is a repellent human being and he should have been murdered by his "friend" Jorge 40 back in '97... He is free to have his life, but his notoriety and huge number of fans speak by themselves about the ignorance of people. Not meaning things are much different about people in US or Europe, tough.

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morphus says on Mar 24, 2007, 10:45:

Well, the only way you can experience the real Colombia is to go there and live. Before you leave for Colombia, take all your money out of the bank and set it on fire. Then work a 12 hour a day job in Colombia making 800,000 pesos a month. Thats real Colombia!

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bufalo says on Mar 24, 2007, 11:46:

robbii! so true about Diaz - what a piece of shit of a human being. Is he out of jail? I remember he raped and murdured some poor girl or something.

As for hte thread... I've reported several incestuous episodes I have seen here. My favorite thread was in the "spanish only" section. All sorts of colombians were talking about how they lost their virginity to their own cousins, most of them being double their own age. I know plenty of people here that have kids within their own families. A lot of the people I know supposedly know who their father is, unfortunately most are wrong.

Father's Day is perhaps the biggest joke there is in Colombia.

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 13:01:

Hey! i was one of those idiots.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 13:06:

VIVA LA VERDADERA COLOMBIA!!! NOJODAAAA

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 13:26:

The day this modefoque (Diomedes)DIES either from a violent death or natural causes like over dosing the entire northern Caribbean coast of Colombia will be in total darkness, it will never be that same.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 13:31:

Valledupar, Cartagena, Santa Marta, Riohacha are all distand neighborhoods of Barranquilla. All the money is made and kept in Barranquilla. Barranquilla is the mother of all northern Colombia.

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 13:46:

if i want blue eyed burras and come back with dusty shoes, hell yeah, you can't beat valldeupar

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 14:16:

my uncles all went to valledupar for the best looking burras and skinny shapeless porverty ritten manteca broads.
pelo de alambre

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 14:17:

hey those are my favorite , monas

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goin_south says on Mar 24, 2007, 14:54:

day this modefoque (Diomedes)DIES AND FOR OTHERS IN COLOMBIA... perhaps it cannot happen fast enough

Where do we go from here?

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robi666 says on Mar 24, 2007, 14:59:

Yes, Bufalo, he raped and killed a girl and hid her body and escaped. Thanks to Colombian fair judicial system, el malparido is out of prison after paying 10 months of 5 stars prison and making concert again... of course for rich colombianos and gringos like Elmodefoque who can spend 50mil for a ticket, tirandosela de corronchos... :-)
He was going to be murdered by the AUC, by Hernan Giraldo, a padrino with a sense of justice, in his way, but got protected at last by Rodrigo Tovar Pupo. Good for him, bad for us.
But I would not be surprised if he gets killed soon... if the girl was my daughter sure I would have put a bullet in his brain myself.
Of course is an icon, but wherever else in the world would be treated as an idiot.
Anyway, a pretty example and a perfect way to give a good image of Colombia.

what we do in life... echoes in eternity.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 15:15:

even when i was selling butifarra in barranquilla i always loved music and was willing to pay what ever. Now, thanks to my toilet cleaning job in fokin NYC i'm able to pay top money. And yes i've paid well to see my idol (diomedes) up to 110 mil, not only that i paid for 5 other modefoques.
WHY? to me he's the essence, the spirit of the REAL COSTENO

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manINred says on Mar 24, 2007, 15:26:

Ironic coming from 'utopia'cowboy I think it's more that people prefer to share their good experiences than their bad experiences.

When I pass dead guys on the street I don't feel the urge to create a thread about it, even if those dead guys happen to be right outside the apartment I'm staying at, and are gangland assassinations...

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 15:42:

not one single barranquillero in queens, all cachacos. in curramba the hottest act is Ivan villazon

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elmodefoque says on Mar 24, 2007, 15:52:

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Mr. Hollywood says on Mar 24, 2007, 20:39:

Shit, Utopia I thought from the subject line that you finally had that threesome with your esposa and suegra you've been fantasizing about.

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poco says on Mar 24, 2007, 22:18:

Many times MURDER is the Colombian Justice System at work. Years ago I read similar stories on the internet

The troubling part of the similar story was the fact the priest was shot in broad daylight in the town square. Actually he was shot in the head, the town square is where it happened.

Colombia is mostly Catholic and a priest being murdered was a big negative. Especially because I was only English speaking person living, and hoping to stay that way, within 50 miles.

I asked and was told he was having sex with young boys and he’d picked the wrong person. I’d advise staying away from that kind of action.


Stick with tending your flock.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2007, 22:38:

Suegra? Damm, hell, no! Cuñada, si, Señor.

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famsearch says on Mar 24, 2007, 22:58:

hmmm.... all this reminds me of when i first started doing the genealogy of the canadian side of the family. i mentioned to another researcher of canada that i found that 3-4 branches looped back to the same family. the brothers and sisters all married different people, and down the line, it looped back in again. he said that that was nothing, he was working on someone's genealogy, and he said that there were 4 generations of first cousins of the same family marrying. personally, i think that that's playing a little too fast and loose with the genetic dice, but then again, it did go a long way to explaining canadians... lol
dan

dan

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Miguel says on Mar 25, 2007, 01:55:

Diomedes y Ivan Villazon Ivan gets great material to record and hires great musicians for his sessions. I like his music.

Yet Diomedes is the Elvis of vallenato. He knows it, too, so perhaps that's why he's got 'tude and you guys take issue with that. I'm sure he is not too worried about it.

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BxUnika says on Mar 25, 2007, 16:45:

You're Italian, Rubito? Never knew that, Learn something new everyday.

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goin_south says on Mar 25, 2007, 21:05:

I've heard alot of other vallenato music that I like to listen to alot more than Diomedes, although I can appreciate that he is comparable in that culture, as Elvis was in the EEUU.
That video is pretty good, Caracoles y Colores.
I don't know about his personal life, other than what is written here.
I am sure he is not TOO worried about it ;)
Damn! You didn't tell him, people on PBsH have been bad-mouthin' him, did ya?

Where do we go from here?

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BxUnika says on Mar 27, 2007, 00:05:

at Rubito What part of Italy? You said you are part, what's the other part? I'm irlandesita. I wonder if being Italian in Canada (or being Irish or German or Jewish, etc.) is different than being Italian-American?

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